the most awful


- - a life of recycled horror.


anonymous asked:

I know Steve gets in a lot of dumb fights now, but what was the stupidest fight he got into pre-serum?

we grew up mostly during the prohibition, when alcohol was illegal. i mean, it was still pretty easy to get your hands on some, because people like alcohol, but most of it tasted awful, because it was home-brewed to be as strong as possible.
anyway, stevie and i got a bit of some really terrible hooch and squirreled ourselves away to get drunk. it took steve about four drinks to be totally wasted, and it turns out steve is a pretty entertaining drunk, with crazy fast mood swings and a tendency to want to touch things, just to see how they felt. he was wandering around the apartment trying to figure out if dark colors or light colors felt better, and he wanted to see if my hair–a nice dark color, versus his light blonde–felt nice. so i let him run his hand over the top of my head, and i was teasing him because he had all the fine motor control of a baby, so he’d made a mess of my hair. i think i said something like ‘my hair’s terrible now, stevie, and now nobodys gonna respect me’ and steve went ‘NO!! you have nice hair bucky your hair is GREAT it is SO GREAT.’ which was nice of him, because my hair really was a mess.

 and then he punched me.

he punched me several times. 

drunk steve is not much of a brawler so he didnt do much damage before i tipped him over and sat on him. it wasnt much of a fight. but if youre looking for stupid, attacking me to defend my own hair is probably one for the history books.

sometimes i miss wee steve, because big steve thinks my hair is ridiculous. i bet if tiny drunk steve were around, hed try and fight captain america to defend my hair’s honor. now that’d be a fight worth watching

I get the feeling that the average person who went to see Rogue One did not have any strong feelings about Bodhi.

I talked to a good friend, who’s also a pretty big Star Wars fan, and when I mentioned Bodhi he was like “which one is he again?”.

And this baffles me! How could you not come out of that movie in awe of Bodhi Rook? How could you not be moved and inspired by him? How could you not wish you had half his courage and strength?

I know the movie did not give him nearly as much attention as he deserved (and let’s not even talk about the campaign that came before it), but it still baffles me…

part of brendon’s ig stream
  • thoughts on childish gambino’s new album: “haven’t heard the whole thing yet…so far fucking great. he is a talented motherfucker.”
  • favorite video game: “i’m trapped man. addictions are not just limited to substances. i’m addicted to video games. i’ll be working and doing such a good job…and then i get that craving that’s like ‘dude you gotta go play an hour of video games’. i’ve been playing fallout four like a maniac.”
  • “‘do you work out?’ no. but i’m going to start in this coming week. because goddamn i’ve been drinking like a fish…eating all the carbs.”
  • senior year quote: “i don’t know. ‘fuck it i’m out’.”
  • on adding old songs to the setlist: “so, we get a certain amount of time just for venue curfews. we do play longer so we’re adding songs in between. but i’m also trying to incorporate more sing alongs from fever or pretty odd, so i’m trying to work on that.”
  • before leaving: “i’m gonna leave you with a double dab” then proceeds to double dab and laugh manically before turning off live stream

Color Meme

 @yukination requested: kuroken + autumn colors


hadjiiembercolgatenerdmctillhawk submitted:

I don’t work like that, sorry. Lovely little cluster of mental abnormalities.

It’s really not bad, actually. “Mission” brand tortilla chips, “Tostitos” nacho cheese, and some broken-up Andes chocolate mints. Tastes a bit different but I’d happily eat it again. Thank you!


D.J. Cotrona as Sean Mathers in Windfall

“I just want to show up with the other lottery winners. You know, stop living my life in the shadows.” 


Simple and plain and not much to ask from somebody
               Come out of hiding, I’m right here beside you.

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One cold and bitter Thursday in Munich, Germany,
Eight great football stalwarts conceded victory.