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Description: You’re casually strolling around your local dog park. Nothing unusual. That is until you get made into the biggest fool alive. Oh yeah and its in front of the most attractive boy you’ve ever met. Great.
Warning: Adorable puppies and the misuse of commas in about every other sentence. Good luck.
The slight breeze brushed against the red, orange and yellow leaves that kissed the clean blue sky. Surrounding birds were gaily tweeting their special songs, nestled between branches. My black lab, Grizzly, and I were exploring the dog park I always said I would go to but never had the time to visit. School had given me the wonderful temporary release from my daily confinement called Christmas break.
Grizz was crazy excited, running around in the new expanse and sniffing everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) in sight. One earbud in my ear was singing the new song by my favorite artist that I’ve been DYING to hear. No seriously. I was almost in a car crash because of my ranting to my amused but slightly scared friend about its release. Skipping with the beat, it was unfortunate I wasn’t paying attention to my surroundings. A tennis ball soared through the air and came into contact with my head. Considerably dismantled, I didn’t notice the gnarly branch peeking out of the ground waiting for its next unsuspecting victim (the first being the adorably clumsy human you’re about to meet).
“Oh my gosh! I’m terribly sorry! I didn’t see you!”
The most gorgeous (British) voice traveled through the air meeting my delighted ears. Graceful footsteps sounded across the grassy terrain stopping near where I sat.
“Here, let me help you.” An elegant pale hand reached down to aid me.
“Oh, thanks. It’s really alright. That happens a lot more than it should.” It was completely embarrassing to have fallen in front of a complete stranger. I couldn’t quite get the courage to look up at him yet.
“So idiot blokes like me hit you with tennis balls making you fall over branches in a dog park often? You must be quite special.”
Oh gosh. He’s laughing. Can this get any more embarrassing? Is it possible to spontaneously combust from embarrassment? If it is, let it happen.
I slowly look up at him and am completely taken aback. There are no words. What are words? HOW DO YOU ENGLISH? OH NO HE’S TALKING TO ME!! BRAIN!! WORK!!
“Uh, I-I-I’m Tom. Again, terribly sorry. I was just playing with my dog.”
“I-it’s really fine. My name is (y/n). I’m here with my dog, too. Uh, I mean, obviously. Its a dog park. Its not like I’m here to kidnap dogs or anything. Oh gosh, that probably sounded terrible. I have a dog. I love dogs….heh.”
“You’re completely fine, though? Nothing got hurt when you fell?” he seemed genuinely concerned. Cute.
“Only my ego. I guess there wasn’t much of it there anyways.” Then he laughed. Did he think I was funny..?
“Hah! That’s hilarious! (phew) What breed is your dog?” “Grizzly is a black lab.” “Oh cute. Little Tessa is an American Staffordshire Terrier.”
It was as if they knew we were talking about them when our two bounding dogs barked their way over to their owners.
“Hey buddy! Did you make a new friend? Oh really? Isn’t that fun? Yeah you were a good boy weren’t you? Good dog.”
Reaching down to pet Tessa, Tom watched as I completely dropped any nervousness I previously had. Looking up, I noticed him staring.
“Oh sorry. I’m a bit puppy crazy..” “Not don’t apologize.. do you want to meet Tess?” “Um.. of course!”
“Okay okay. Ha! You really love pups, don’t you? Tessa. Meet (y/n). She’s my new friend.”
Tessa inched over to sniff my hand and immediately started nuzzling it. She flopped onto her back, begging for a scratch.
“Aww! Hey baby girl! Aren’t you adorable!”
While I played with Tessa, Grizzly leaped over to Tom. Shying away from his hand, Grizz seemed to be playing a game with the brit, letting him get close but not quite touching. Tom seemed a bit disappointed.
“It’s ok. He does that with everyone he likes.” “He likes me?” “Definitely.”
Feeling better, Tom and Grizzly started to chase each other around the field. After playing with the puppies for a while, it was time to head home.
“I better get going. The fam might worry..” “Oh yeah of course… it was great to meet you and Grizz.” “Likewise.”
Calling Grizz and making our way out, I took a last glance at our new friends and left the park.
(Jk its not over XD)
“What’s up, Tom?” “ I really liked spending time with you and Tessa seems to really like you too and you’re really cool and I think you’re really pretty and.. and..” “Tom?”
He sighed. “Yeah?”
“Do you want my number?” I tried to stifle my laugh as he let out the most relieved sigh.
“Yes.” I hand him folded piece of paper. “I figured.”
I then left feeling confident and proud of myself with the way I left things. I felt pretty cool.. you know until I tripped walking down the street. I really hope he didn’t see that. I look back and see him laughing and waving.
I had a crush on a boy a year ago when I was in high school. I used to just stare at him from across the hall every day when I was going to my locker, turns out he noticed me too. Now we've been dating for a year and he's the most snuggly adorable boy ever!! I feel so lucky because he's attractive and other girls think so too but he chose me!
Well look at that! That’s awesome! I’m so happy for you (: congratulations on a good year of loving. It seems like you found yourself a nice dude ❤️ im glad. Heck you seem pretty sweet, so it looks like he got a pretty wonderful gen too ❤️😌 you both are pretty lucky
I've just watched The Lego Batman Movie and that end credits scene is the most adorable thing ever!
Boy was this film a wild ride! I don’t even know where should I begin to describe how awesome this movie is!
I’ve been into Batman for many years now and this is the film I’ve been waiting for since I was child. This movie had me laughing out loud since the very beginning and left me with not only a nostalgic but also a warm feeling of happiness after I left the theater.
I don’t really want to spoil anything, so I’ll go ahead and recommend you to give it a watch, it truly is a masterpiece! (Or at least according to me :y)
I know The Raven Cycle is already a popular series and I know that the people who are holding out are only doing so because the series is publicized as romance or because they’re not fans of hype. What they forgot to say is this story is richer in fantasy and supernatural than romance, that the characters are so wrong, so complex and that OH MY GOD THIS SERIES DESERVES ALL THE HYPE! Ronan the asshole who has weirdly soft insides, Gansey who just makes it hurt inside when you think of him, Adam who has so many issues yet so many perfections, Noah the most adorable ghost ever and Blue the short badass.
Read the Raven Boys it will change your life.
ok so yall know the “i got soul but i’m not a soldier” line in all these things that i’ve done? imagine ryden slow dancing and brendon making stupid puns like “i got ham but im not a hamster” or “i got bones but im not a boner” and ryan giggling against bren’s shoulder bc it’s honestly the dumbest shit ever but his boy is the most adorable thing in the entire world and it all makes the moment even more perfect
I am seriously sick of all the Huang Zitao & EXO hate.
I don’t know if you realise this or not, but just because you are a fan of EXO, does not mean you have to hate on Zitao. He didn’t use EXO to get fame. He loved them, he worked so hard for them. They all work so hard. Give the poor boy a break. He’s seriously the most adorable thing ever. Like seriously, look at him.
AND TO THE ZITAO FANS HATING CHANYEOL.
Just because Chanyeol made a post doesn’t mean you should hate him. Like, look at these babies. They don’t hate each other. They are just upset. It’s their problem to deal with. People need to chill & realise that they are fully grown men & they can deal with their own issues.
AND TO THE PEOPLE HATING ON THE REST OF EXO FOR SOME RIDICULOUS REASON.
I am sick off all the hate. If you do not like them, don’t say anything. They are all beautiful babies that deserve lots of love. They have worked so hard to get to where they are. No one used anyone. They all care for each other in their own ways.
It’s taken approximately 17 years, 6 months and 28 days but its FINALLY
happened. I’M IN LOVE! Well and truly, deeply and madly, utterly and
stupidly, can’t eat sleep or think of anything else, head over heels in
love! And the object of my undying affection/rampant teenage keep
getting boners every 5 bloody seconds lust?? The new Russian exchange
student at school Ivan! Oh Ivan. How is it possible for one human
being to be so God damn bloody cute (seriously, like the cutest thing
you have EVER seen) whilse also being so God damn fucking GORGEOUS?! If I described
him as the most adorably gorgeous boy to ever walk the Earth even THAT
wouldn’t feel like I was doing him proper justice! And oh yeah, there’s
another thing you should know about my future husband Ivan. He happens to be a real life, cartoonishly huge, genuine competitive bodybuilding muscle boy!! We’re talking every single body part
exploding & bulging out for miles, twice as big and beefy as any
fucking lad in any of my classes and a frame so wide he can barely fit in the
school fucking hallways! FUUUCKKK!!
He’s like a miniature version of all the huge, freaky, vein
splattered bodybuilders in the muscle mags I get out and have a sneaky
look at/cheeky tug over every night, before hiding them under my bed,
which by the way I am convinced my mum has found. That would explain why
she hasn’t been able to look me in the eye for weeks, and why when my
dad simply said the word “magazine” she dropped about four dinner plates
on to the kitchen floor, before muttering something and scurrying out
the room, face as red as a bleedin’ beetroot, with a look of sheer
panic, horror and mortified embarrassment etched across it like some
dirty old man in a trench coat had just flashed his penis at her!
Even when Ivan was standing at the front of the class as Mr Kennedy was
introducing him, and he was covered up by his jacket, he still looked
fucking MASSIVE! Like a fucking tank on two legs. Huge thick meat
bulging underneath his clothing, begging to burst out. And then of
course when Mr Kennedy announced “Ivan has entered muscle man
competitions”, which caused a few whispers and giggles from the rest of
the class, my face went bright, something started swelling under my desk
and I prayed for the ground to swallow me whole. And then Mr K said,
“Come on Ivan, show us those guns”! OH. MY. GOD!! Ivan blushed like mad
(cuuuute) but his face erupted in a cheeky/smug smirk! He coyly took off
his jacket and FUCK ME HARD his arms were fucking HUUUUGE!!! Two
monstrously thick fucking cannon just popping out below the sleeves of
his t shirt. A ripple of gasps and giggles rode through the room and Mr
Kennedy, in his typically and excruciatingly embarrassing manner continued,
“my gosh Ivan you are a big lad. Come on then boyo, give us a flex.
Show us some pump”. Ivan’s cute little cheeks burned up even more as he
tentatively raised his right arm and flexed into a one arm bicep, his
huge hard croquet ball shaped muscle erupting and exploding beside his
oh-so-gorgeous mug. At this point my face had turned so red I could have
been mistaken for a 5"10 lobster in a school uniform. It was the most
embarrassing moment of my life, but also just about the most incredibly
freaky nand unbelievably horny thing my eyes have ever witnessed and I
haven’t been able to get it out of my head since!!
Now I’m not a religious man, but tonight I felt the need to get down on
knees, rest my arms on the end of my bed and say a little prayer. This
is how it went; “Dear God. I know we have never spoken before, and I
know I’ve never really paid much attention in R.E, nor am I sure that I
even believe you exist, but if you can fix it for Ivan, aka the huge,
pumped, cuter than cute mountain of Russian muscle gorgeousness/rotten
cute, roid stuffed, muscle God of my dreams, to return my
love/affection/wanting to cream my undies every time I think of his
beastly biceps erupting at the front of the class (i.e. every fucking
second of the day) then I promise I will never EVER bunk off school and
spend the day getting drunk in the park on a bottle of vodka stole from
my parents cabinet again, I will stop sneaking into my sisters room and
reading her diary, and my days of stealing the pick n mix from Woolies
when the security guards not looking will be over. Oh and I will stop
forging my moms signature to write notes for getting out of P.E. And I
suppose I’ll try and stop screaming "get out of my fucking face you
bitch I hate you & I wish I was adopted”.
Failing that God, if you could fix it for Ivan to have some kind of
temporary amnesia, long enough for me to convince him that we are life
long lovers and he is head over tan painted heels in love with me, thus
allowing me to touch, feel and squeeze every single one of his
indecently pumped outrageously big muscles before fucking him untill
there’s nothing left but a pair of posing trunks and a damp patch, then I
promise I won’t ask or want for anything else again".
Right diary, I’m off to dream about whatever’s hiding/bulging underneath
Ivan’s shirt. My guess? A perfectly pumped pair of the most lickable
pecs and the cutest little set of ripped up skin stretching abdominal
muscles bursting through his tummy. Oh and if my own tummy isn’t
covered in sticky white love cream when I wake up tomorrow morning it
will be a fucking miracle!