the most adorable and weird thing in the world at the same time lol

the little mermaid au! ong seongwoo

the following scenario is based on the traditional storyline. please keep note that there are many different versions of the story, and not just the disney one.

  • ok so you’re the mermaid/merman (your preference) who adores humans bc like it’s so cool they have legs?? the idea of having legs and being on land just FASCINATES you and you’re sneaking around the shores to watch humans
  • and one day you’re just swimming on the surface and saying hi to the cute seagulls when you notice the sky turning dark and the clouds getting shady so like it was basically time to go
  • but just then you notice a ship floating like nowhere cLOSE to the shore
  • even though mermaids were always called a myth and you’d get chewed out if anyone saw ur tail you’re like…I need to save them >:((
  • and so you swim over to save the poor souls when suddenly rain just started POURING and the winds picked up out of nowhere and then you saw a body fall into the sea
  • you’re like oh shIT and suddenly accelerated in water to save the poor soul
  • you eventually find him and you get rly alarmed bc he isn’t struggling or anything he’s just kinda lifelessly sinking
  • you grab him and basically turn into an underwater jet bc you’d never swam so fast no not even when your mermaid mom told you dinner was ready
  • getting him to shore was so difficult because 1) the human was heavy and 2) you had no legs so you had to crawl to get far enough onto land
  • the dude (seongwoo if y’all didn’t realize yet) still wasn’t moving and you were panicking like??? he shouldn’t be dead yet
  • you do the mermaid version of cpr which was to….press your lips against his to suck all the seawater out of him
  • a minute later you start getting dizzy because you’re getting too dry so you had to crawl back into the sea…and you proceed to go back home but you just…couldn’t get that man out of your head….
  • meanwhile a princess from a different country visiting seongwoo’s found him collapsed on the beach and shook him awake and seongwoo’s like…what happened??
  • let’s call the princess rika like that snake from mystic messenger
  • anywaYS
  • rika told him that she “”saved”” him from drowning and he’s like…oh and that’s what she ends up telling the his father aka the KING and rumors spread around the palace like crazy like everyone was like damn they probably gonna get married now
  • meanwhile on yOUR END you were swimming towards the sea witch’s domain to ask for a pair of legs because after being on land and feeling the frustrations of being unable to stay for too long you REALLY wanted to become a human
  • the sea witch asks for your voice in exchange which was…a huge price
  • your singing is like the only thing that anyone’s ever praised you for so giving it up would be the same as tossing away half of your identity but…u know what, in the human world no one’s gonna know u anyway  
  • so she casts a spell and gives you the legs u wanted and then shoots u out of the sea
  • after you get to shore and struggle to get the hang of walking for like 7 hours you pick up some rags to cover yourself bc that stupid witch didn’t give u any clothes
  • you just want to explore the village and ur getting looks bc wtf ur wearing some dirty rags with sand all over and wobbling like jello but u don’t rly care
  • suddenly you find a boy aka sEONGWOO in a quiet part of the area just…dancing and you were like!!! oh my gOD that’s amazing how can his legs and arms move like that…

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anonymous asked:

I know we're over the whole big discussion of 애기야(baby), but so many people said being korean to justify some things and I didn't know what to believe anymore lol So, anyway, I talked yesterday with an actual korean girl thanks to my brother and, well, I couldn't contain myself and ended asking about that word! So hear this, you'll probably like it! She told me the word means "baby", the baby of mother can hold or the "baby" of couple. So, okay, yes, the word can actually take two meanings.

Then I asked if the word was used a lot by guys to be playful or whatever and she just frowned a bit and said “Please don’t tell me a korean boy is hitting on you and calling you like that because that’s really urespectful if you haven’t agreed to be called like that” and I was like “omg no, don’t worry. But I saw a korean boy saying that, so I got curious”. She told me then that the boy was probably talking to her girlfriend. And, well, here I changed the subject asking if respect for older- 
people, even with a gap of 2-3 years, was a big thing in Korea. About the “hyung, unnie” thing. And she said “Well, yes, it’s usually a big thing. However, it’s, in fact, common that young korean people ignore it a bit, specifically if the age gap is not that big. But still, once you’re an adult, it doesn’t look nice if you let young people to call you only by your name or treat you as an equal. They have to respect you. It may sound  a little weird, but, for example, I have my guy friend which-
I have known for a long time, and even if I trust him with my life and play a lot with him, I prefer that he calls me Noona. Even if I’m just a year older than him. It’s just a deep thing Korea has, I think… it’s okay if you don’t really get it”. Lol she was actually too cute while explaining haha. Anyway, after saying that I understood what she meant, I told her that I actually saw a man calling “aegiya” to other man, that they weren’t the same age, they had this gap of two years and that-
the younger one was the one who called the other like that. And she gave this look of “._____.” lol She asked if the guys were playing or something and I told her “No, he just said as if that was the most normal thing in the world and the other one followed him without complaining or anything”. Legit, at this point, she was puzzled. She even said “That’s not normal, you shouldn’t call aegiya to people older than you if you’re just friends, especially if that person is the same sex as you.


i’m always up to talk about the “let’s go baby” so no worries, hahaa. i love it a ton. to be honest. but yeah, the people claiming it was “just a joke” or “just friendly” didn’t actually know what they were talking about. they were antis that took one “talk to me in korean” lesson and know 5 korean words that decided they knew enough to comment on it. jikook shippers legit went to like 38 websites and asked korean speakers and they all said the same thing as the girl you asked!!! haha, her reaction is actually kinda hilarious. like, she seems genuinely confused, which is adorable. but yeah, from what i know, it’s definitely not normal for a younger person to call an older person by “baby” especially if they’re the same sex and not joking. which just means….. kookmin…… what you doing?? and the way jimin reacted so casually?? like, that was some eyebrow raising shit that went down, and people who think otherwise are ignoring the blatant truth. but that’s really awesome you got to ask a korean speaker and confirm it!!!!

Lena x reader (I could use a little bit of you right now)

Originally posted by awitchpire

Request: Lena x reader : where you’re kara’s sibling and lena has a crush on you

a/n: this prompt was so fun to mess around with, so thank you for that!!! I feel like there was so much potential for ALL the dumb ideas and I just got so excited. Also, just assume you’re Alex’s biological sibling or something, nothing too deep. You’re a fam and it’s happy, that’s it LOL. I just absolutely love the Danvers sisters dynamic, and how much better is it if you get a little part in it too?

I’m a really big fan of Lena falling for someone who has pretty much the most Mundane daily routine. Like, her entire life is so full of Greatness and Legacy and constant threats of being killed, but really? Imagine being the person who gives Lena that so very desired sense of normalcy, and being the one to balance her life out like that. Imagine her coming home from L-Corp and just being able to be ordinary. I like that a lot, I think Lena deserves that

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There are two facts you can rely on in life and it follows as such: 1. you’re about as adorably oblivious as your older sister, Kara. 2. Your other sister, Alex, will stop at absolutely nothing to constantly remind you of that aforementioned fact.

You weren’t the prone to getting hit by errant cars or finding yourself dealing with shady people type of clueless - you would in fact say you are a bit too aware of your surroundings for that, a lot in part having to do with having an alien and also a special forces secret agent in the family. But that’s all technicalities.

You wouldn’t even argue with your annoying big sister, Alex, if she’d ever say you were oblivious when it came to taking a hint and realizing that people were hitting on you - it seemingly took a lot for you to realize that, and that left for a plethora of laughable situations in retrospect whenever the three of you went out together.

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Fancasts :)

Marauders:

James Potter- Aaron Taylor Johnson

Ive always gone along with the crowd with this one ATJ is THE perfect James no doubt about it like look at him 

Sirius Black- Ben Barnes

Again another crowd pleaser but seriously (lol) look at him he is the physical  embodiment of Sirius.. the smirk the hair everything hes perfect 

Remus Lupin- Andrew Garfield 

This is undisputed for me because Andrew has that nerdish vibe, yet still gives off the essences of a laid back, chill guy and idk that is Remus for me

Severus Snape- Louis Garrel 

This was hard cause Louis Garrel is so hot and I hate Snape so much but he has the features and the hair and it just works and i hate it 

Peter Pettigrew- Jamie Bell

Again another hatred for a character but love for an actor.. Jamie Bell afain just works his got smaller pointier features like Peter would have but like i still hate pettigrew 

Lily Evans- Karen Gillian 

Karen has always been Lily for me because she gives of the hot headed nerdish girl and there are some edits out there of her and ATJ that have driven me to tears with how perfect it is so yes she is Lily

Regulus Black- Dane DeHaan 

Dane is one of my favorite actors and Regulus is one of my favorite characters even though he isnt mentioned much until the end hes a fallen hero of sorts and Dane portrays the cool yet serious and loyal guy that Regulus would be.. hed be the fallen hero and i love it

Marlene Mckinnon- Natalie Dormer 

NATALIE DORMER IS MY FAVORITE ACTRESS OF ALL TIME AND SHES SO HOT IM SO IN LOVE WITH HER……. anyway… Marlene had to have been like the most attractive badass human being to get Sirius Black to fall n love with her and Natalie is the definition of hot and badass like that smirk and those eyes and my god i love her 

Next Generation: 

Teddy Lupin- Hunter Parrish 

I had Luke Newberry before but i was scrolling through some things and Hunter Parrish just like was perfect like it all just clicked.. Teddy i feel would just be adorable yet so hot that all the girls would fawn over him yet hed be so blind to how attractive he really is

James Sirius Potter- Robbie Sheehan

Ive seen so many people fancasted as James Sirius and the only one whose ever stuck with me is Robbie… Robbie is sarcastic and gives off a snarky “i dont give a fuck” attitude and that is James.. His smile is what sold me tho.. its a smile that just hints at charming and troublemaking and i love it

Albus Rubeus Potter- Logan Lerman 

I fought myself for so long putting Logan here but he really is perfect.. i saw an edit somewhere that had ATJ, Dan Radcliffe, and him all next to each other and it just worked so well that i couldnt refuse 

Lily Luna Potter- Jane Levy

Jane Levy fits the bill for me because she has Harry’s eyes and Ginny hairs so its a perfect combo in my eyes and i love it she has the attitude of someone whose has to deal with James Sirius and Albus for brothers too so lol

Hugo Weasley- PJ Ligouri

PJ is just so cute and adorable and sweet and i think Hugo would be the exact same like for this its more personality than face but i feel PJ also has a ron like build being tall and lanky and his eyes with Hermiones hair and sharp features ugh i love it 

Rose Weasley- Sophie Turner

SOPHIE IS BAE AH she has Rons hair obviously and his eyes.. again this is more personality cause i picture Rose as fiery and adventurous and snarky and bubbly and that is what Sophie is 

Scorpius Malfoy- Bertie Gilbert

This is a bit obvious but like Bertie is so sweet yet so hot and also i thought hed look good with Sophie (oops im scorose trash) 

Victoire Weasley- Elizabeth Olsen 

I typed in Victoire Weasley Actress in google cause i wanted to see and get ideas and i scrolled fown really far till i saw Lizzie and i was like YASSS shes just perfect shes so gorgeous and gives off a veela vibe but she also has a little werewolf in her so shes tough and idk i think its perfect plus her and hunter would be SO CUTE 

Dominique Weasley- Britt Robertson

I always felt Dominique would be a lot like Bill personality wise, yet look more like Fleur with her hair and her softer features and i love it ah

Louis Weasley- Daniel Sharman 

Hes just so hot and such a charmer with i feel a shyer side and that it Louis to me 

Molly Weasley- Chloe Grace Moretz

Clhoe just has softer features and is so adorable and I feel like Percy’s kids would be precious and so sweet and thats just what Chloe gives off

Lucy Weasley- Georgie Henley 

This is the same as Chloe like Georgie looks so kind and sweet and i love it 

Fred Weasley II- Jacob Artist 

Seeing as Fred is half black half white, i wanted someone who could definitely embody both and Jacob just fit that.. he has a mix of sharper features and softer features which i think works for George and Angelina 

Roxanne Weasley- Zoe Kravitz 

Zoe is just such a badass and so punk rock and hard and i always thought Roxanne would be the same.. she gives off a punky vibe to me and i love this 

Lorcan and Lysander Scamander- Jack and Finn Harries 

i think Jack and Finn are the perfect combo of crazy and weird and off in their own world and yet still quite hot and i mean Luna’s kids had to be stunning so 

Id like some feedback guys i love all these people theyre all so attractive and idk they all work in my opinion

btw none of the gifs are mine :)

The Vastness Of The Earth

                                                       -prologue-


Everything happens for a reason, and why things ended  up the way they did was something I, too, desired to know. Of course l never got an answer. All I got was a blur, and what was worse what happen. It really fucked me up.

JUNE, 1989—  

[NAME] MONTGOMERY.

 My eyes intentively followed a group of four boys as I blew a bubble with my bubblegum. I could careless about the three girls surrounding me, they talked excessively about clothes and cute boys. My back was against my locker and my arms were folded in pure boredom, I longingly stared at the four boys that joked around.

  “Hey, [name]! Did you hear the new kid in town came to school today, it’s a boy!” One of my so-called “friends”  yapped, making me raise a brow at her excited tone. Her name was Elizabeth Reir, but I called her Eli for short, I had met her in the beginning of the school year and also regretted befriending her seeing that she had become possessive with me.  Her hair was long and light blond, she was a pretty girl but a total hopeless romantic.

 “Ew, he’s ugly. He’s fat and such a nerd.” Wes Marshall pipped in, sounding harsh, she flipped her curly black hair over her shoulder, rolling her striking green eyes. She was merciless and a complete bitch with everyone who wasn’t “cool”.

“That’s not true! I thought he was kind, he let me borrow his pencil.” Leah Epps chimed shyly, obviously ashamed about her thoughts, she blushed when seeing the disgusted expressions on Wes and Eli. Leah was super adorable and smart, she had these brown glasses and freckles all over her body. At first glance, it was clear she was only hanging out with Wes and Betty because they leeched onto her to cheat off her.

I was fond of Leah, I preferred her over the other two and most times I would always defend her whenever Wes got on her case. However, Leah wasn’t allowed to hang out with me or she’d get ignored by Wes and Eli for an entire month. Which I didn’t understand, how cloud she bare to be with those two witches.

 “I’m leaving, and don’t call me by my first name Eli. Bye Leah, have a good summer.” I said blankly before quickly kicking myself off the locker and walking away from the trio. I absolutely hated when strangers or people I disliked called me by my first name rather than my surname, countless times I had told Eli to not call me that.

I grinned happily when my comrades came up to me and high-fived me, it was the boys baseball team’, I had been in it after annoying the crap out of the coach. Honestly, begging for a chance was possibly the hardest thing I had ever done this school year.

  “Montgomery! See ya around! Better join baseball again, we can’t have our number one team player without us!”

I giggled at that, “Wouldn’t miss it for the world, Freddy!” I yelled back at him as I ran out the school grounds. Sometimes I wondered what would I have done without my favorite sport baseball, maybe I would’ve ended up like Wes or maybe that bitch Greta.

I sighed in relief, feeling the fresh breeze hit my face, ignoring all the chatter of the students who enthusiastically talked about summer. I froze on the spot whenever I saw Henry Bower, the infamous mouth breather, pull back the boy I saw earlier and make him tumble down him and his friend.

Then one of the bullies took away the tiny hat of a fallen boy, “Nice frisbee, flamer!” And launches it inside a moving school bus. Afterwards, another one burped grossly directly into a short brown haired boy’s ear, the young boy gagged in disgust.

I furrowed my brows, scowling, before I could act a brown haired boy with enchanting green eyes hesitantly stepped up.

 “Y-y-you suck, Bowers!” He shouted loudly, catching me off gaurd. Henry and his gang stopped immediately, and slowly turned around, their faces blank.

 “Y-y-you s-say something, B-B-Billy?” He mockingly imitated the skinny boy, “You got a free ride this year cause of your little brother, rides over.” He softly said in a  threatening tone, he neared closer to the so called Billy and slowly shifted his gaze towards the police man. He said one last mean thing before licking his hand and slapping it down the boy’s cheek.

My eyes darken for a brief moment, before I sneakily walked up behind Henry and tapped on his shoulder politely.

He snapped his body towards me, his eyes wildly scanning his surroundings before lowering them down to me since I was indeed a small girl. “Oh, Mont—“ I quickly cut him off by slinging by arm back and punching him, hard, across his face, sending him backwards.

 “Eat shit, motherfucker!” I screamed in anger as he tripped and fell on his ass, I didn’t feel in the least bit satisfied and I added one last strong kick to his chest.

“Hey!” The policeman yelled and I flinched, jumping in shock at the dominating voice and locking my eyes on the male figure that began to walk to us.

 “Crap, come on! Run!” I said before grabbing Bill’s hand and running away, my [wavy/curly/straight] [h/c] hair swayed behind me, possibly hitting the brown haired boy face.

Suddenly a loud voice spoke behind us, “Holy shit, Henry was bleeding from his nose! Fuck! The police guy is right behind us!” I didn’t even want to look back, for the fact that it could risk me getting caught however, after two seconds of contemplating I quickly looked over my shoulder to see; the police guy giving up on chasing us and Henry cupping his nose.

 “Ha! Dickwads!” I shouted, then out of the blue I began laughing my ass off, my hand firmly gripping the boy’s. I could sense my energy draining and I swiftly turned the corner and halted on my run, finally taking a deep breath of much needed air.

My heart beating out of my chest, I could sense more people— I’m assuming the group of boys who followed me, do the exact same thing I had done. However, they were overdramatic.

  “That was awesome! Do you see that shit? I just swung my fist and bam, take that asshole! Jesus Christ, check it, feel my heart. It’s like pounding so hard!” I rambled, my eyes bright with joy, I pulled Bill’s hand to my chest for he can feel my heart.

Bill, on the other hand, was dying. Literally all of them were, gasping for oxygen as if it was their last day on earth, hand on their knees and eyes wide was saucers.

 “Damn, you boys okay?” I muttered, my eyes watching them closely. I actually felt a little powerful, seeing boys look like fish out of water was pretty funny and comparing them to me, who, not to brag or anything, was completely fine.


greetings and salutations, dear fellows! i have this story on quotev so please don’t think i stole it cause, i mean its mine lol BUT this is my fist time EVER posting on tumblr so, sorry if its kind of weird!

why a percabeth lesbian au is the greatest thing in the entire world:

  • they meet when they’re just on the edge of society forcing girls to start liking boys, so they’ve both been influenced by compulsory heterosexuality but not as much yet, since they’re only 12 
  • their sexualities are just beginning to develop and they really don’t understand them yet
  • they share bathrooms and hotel rooms on quests and stuff, and are used to changing in front of each other, because, like, they’re both girls, right? so it’s totally normal lol why would this be weird
  • instead of getting the message that “men and women can’t be friends” from society, they’re getting the message that girls need to be best friends with girls, and that girls don’t have relevant sexualities without the presence of a boy, so they end up being extremely close friends
  • percy knows she’s gay. she’s always known, and she literally has the most awesome, understanding and supportive mother on the face of the planet, so she has a relatively easy time figuring out her sexuality, and is pretty confident in herself by the time she’s 14. she assumes annabeth knows because, like, she’s really fucking gay and how could annabeth not notice
  • annabeth does not know that percy is gay
  • annabeth assumes she’s straight because she definitely knows that she likes boys, and she doesn’t ever really stop and think about whether or not she likes girls, because if she likes boys then she must be straight, right?
  • they do fun “girly” stuff together because like, percy likes being girly, and she gets so excited about it and it’s really cute and so it makes annabeth want to join in?? so they paint each others nails and do each others hair and makeup and trade clothes and it’s super adorable and fun and gay
  • percy and annabeth go to boarding school with thalia, because they’re all girls, and it’s tons of fun. thalia is also a lesbian and knows instantly that percy is, too, so they start hanging out more and more and going to queer clubs together and finding other queer girls in their school. they assume that annabeth knows this already, because how could she not know, it’s not like they’re subtle about it, and annabeth is straight, right, so it’s not like they would extend the invitation to her, so she’ll understand
  • annabeth gets jealous, except she’s not really sure why. she tells herself it’s just the frustration of introducing two of your friends, and then they become best friends and leave you out of things. truthfully, though, she just likes having percy’s attention
  • percy and annabeth both almost join the hunters, but decide that it isn’t really what they want
  • annabeth transfers to school in san francisco, and percy stays in new york. they stay in touch, because they miss each other a lot, but percy starts drifting because it hurts
  • the summer of the labyrinth is a messy and confusing trainwreck, although annabeth can’t, for the life of her, figure out why
  • it suddenly feels really weird to share bathrooms and hotel rooms and change in the same room????? almost like it’s sexually charged or something???????
  • there is something about rachel elizabeth dare that makes annabeth want to punch her in the face, and that’s not normal, is it?
  • percy won’t talk about calypso at all, and it makes annabeth feel cold all over and a little sick, and she cannot explain why
  • percy is absolutely certain by this point that she is head over fucking heels for annabeth, and annabeth is straight, which is literally the worst feeling in the world. and even if annabeth did like girls, she probably wouldn’t like percy, and even if she did, then it would still be complicated because of athena and luke. it sucks and it’s so painful that percy can hardly stand to be in the same room with annabeth anymore
  • annabeth takes this completely the wrong way, and gets angry. she thinks maybe percy’s just mad at her about luke (which is also true), and gets defensive
  • annabeth is a little bit more willing to talk about luke with percy, because they’re both girls, and that’s something that girls are supposed to talk about, right? percy has a little bit more leeway when talking about luke because it’s pretty common for girls to trash other girl’s crushes. but they still mostly avoid the topic because annabeth gets to tetchy and percy feels jealous and weird and overall uncomfortable
  • they’re known for being the best of friends around camp, and because they’re both girls, nobody assumes that they would have feelings for each other, so it becomes sort of a camp-wide event when they start fighting
  • annabeth is not really sure why they’re fighting
  • percy is absolutely miserable, and starts internalizing a lot of homophobia and wishing she could just be straight because this literally fucking sucks
  • rachel and percy start spending a lot of time together. rachel is pan, and percy is just so relieved to have someone she can talk to. rachel inspires her, and helps her to find pride in her sexuality again
  • they go to pride events together and make tons of new queer friends, and have a generally awesome time
  • percy starts dating girls and speaking up and comes out publicly, although she was never necessarily closeted
  • annabeth hears about this and is like what??????? the fuck?????????
  • she probably shouldn’t be so dumbfounded, because it really does make sense; she’s never seen percy express feelings for a boy in her whole life, and has always been totally uninterested in the topic, and pays much more attention to other girls. like she probably should have figured it out the time that annabeth made some comment about how weird it is that boys are obsessed with boobs and percy was like, “i love boobs, too, don’t you?” still, annabeth is totally and completely shocked, and feels guilty and embarrassed and, honestly, very uncomfortable
  • percy picks up on this, and is completely unimpressed by annabeth’s bullshit. she doesn’t have the patience to be treated like some kind of rare lesbian specimen and is sick to death of dealing with homophobia
  • there’s also the entire mess with luke, which just complicates everything even more. it makes percy nauseous that annabeth gives him so much power over her, especially when it always leads to her getting hurt
  • annabeth’s vague feelings of jealousy toward rachel and the other girls that percy dates become full fledged. she is absolutely raging and feels like she could kill something all the time
  • annabeth has put percy through a lot of shit, so while she notices annabeth being jealous, she doesn’t have mercy on her and instead starts spending even more time with girls
  • PERCY AND HALF OF THE APHRODITE GIRLS DEFINITELY HOOKED UP. MORE THAN ONCE. AND ANNABETH ALMOST BURSTS AN ARTERY WHEN SHE FINDS OUT
  • percy eventually gets tired of playing this game because, like, she could be dead by the end of the summer, and she really just feels weary and heartbroken, and although annabeth might be unusually jealous, it’s not like she could ever love percy the way percy loves her
  • it’s not a game to percy. this is her life
  • as the titan war starts to gear up, their relationship loses all semblance of fun and playful and turns into Deep and Meaningful. annabeth is terrified of acknowledging what might be there, because that would mean having to acknowledge her own identity, and she just doesn’t know if she’s ready for that
  • sometime during the war, thalia sits annabeth down and gives her a talk that she should have gotten years ago, the same talk that percy has been trying to get through to her since they were 12, except annabeth is finally ready to hear it. thalia is bascially like, listen, if you’re gonna cling to gross cishet boys then you’re going to lose this amazing girl who is perfect for you, and like, what the fuck are you doing, luke is abusive and nasty and he treats you like dirt under his sneakers, and it’s okay that you loved who he was but he is not that person anymore and you have got to let him go already
  • thalia also gives annabeth a very stern talking to about how being confused about her own sexuality does not give her leeway to string along a young lesbian who is also trying to figure herself out
  • weirdly, it’s rachel who helps annabeth the most? because rachel has a sick bi-dar and knows that annabeth is bi right off the bat, and is like, listen, honey, you’re bi
  • and then they kiss underwater and it’s gay and adorable and perfect
  • they become an awesome queer power couple that doesn’t take anyone’s shit and they’re literally the happiest girls on earth
fanfic author appreciation day!!

i honestly had no idea this was a thing before today, but i am absolutely here for giving love. i know i haven’t been around long and i don’t have very much up and i’m not on very often, but i really appreciate this community for always making me feel accepted and loved and not a day goes by where i am not so utterly appreciative of everything i learn and gain from being a writer here and being surrounded by so many incredible writers all the time. i really adore every single one of you, even if we haven’t spoken much. i love you guys <3

just to let you know though that i have never done this before and this honestly isn’t in any particular order it’s all a big ole messy mess just like me :))

@minigum ~ I LOVE GUMI SOMETHING FIERCE!! THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS GIRLIE!!!! CAUSE I DO!!! I ADORE YOU SO SO MUCH!!!! i still can’t fucking believe that we were once just little anons on the same tumblr and now here we are. you honest to god brighten my day up so much, and even if i am terrible at responding, i always hold your messages to me very close to my heart and you are so patient with me and we literally are so similar. i adore you and you make me feel so soft and comfy and uGH you’re my sweet babe and your writing makes me want to curl into a ball and wail cause it overwhelms me with so many feeling aHH i love you a whole lot baby <33

@spcywolf ~ i’m not gonna lie but without v, i wouldn’t actually have this blog. she’s one of the very big reasons i was inspired to even make a writing blog. she’s also a goddess and i aspire to be at her level of characterization and prose. there’s something about her writing that is so weirdly fragile and invokes so many feelings and makes my heart lurch around a whole lot. anywho, v is so sweet and soft and i love her a crazy amount

@versigny ~ i have looked up to kap as a writer for so so long. i first found her blog and devoured most of her fics in one sitting. i instantly fell absolutely in love with everything she writes. aND THEN I WAS BLESSED TO MEET HER and she literally is so sweet and wild and kind and loud and wonderful and honestly what a cutie i love an entire kappy

@tayegi ~ i still feel bad about the hella awkward hug we had lmao but!!! chemistry partner is the first fic i read on tumblr (regarding kpop lmao) and honestly how blessed am i to have that fic as the one that welcomes me into this world. i just adore how real lu’s writing is. she doesn’t sugarcoat anything and she isn’t afraid to include the awkward moments. and she gives the reader strong personalities and quirks and flaws and aHH i just adore her writing

@warmau ~ i remember chatting with my best friend and her talking about this au she was reading and i recognized your monsta x college au so quickly we were literally both obsessing over your writing at the same time lmao. but i love you style and your characterization of people is so spot on and hilariously in character and i love how you write for so many people but still manage to give everyone their own very distinct personalities and oh man you just inspire me so much

@brokeandjetlagged ~ oh man you don’t know how psyched i was when i stumbled upon your treasure trove of xiumin fics. your fics all have the perfect mix of drama and comedy and it’s so realistic and just know that your model!taeyun fic will always have a special place in my heart i am shooketh

@hitchhikingbabeh (it won’t let me tag you??) ~ you tagged me in your own post for today and i was honestly so shook?? first i didn’t recognize you but then i went to your masterlist and realized i had literally read most of it and i just??? i didn’t follow you for some reason??? i am so surprised honestly cause i blazed through your masterlist when i first found you wtf is wrong with me ugh it’s so good you’re so good it’s unrEAL

there is so much more i wanna write for everyone else, but i’m actually falling asleep right now lol. so please just know that i love and adore every single one of you. you guys constantly inspire to keep on writing even though i have been in a bit of this weird rut right now. you’re all so amazing and wonderful and there’s some of you i haven’t gotten the chance to speak to or get to know but just know that i do love and look up to every single one of you:

@sebuntease // @svt-husbands // @onlylovekpop // @noir0neko // @baeseoul // @markerifics // @svt-stories // @imaginethesedorks // @yoonminnings // @gukvory // @17mounteens // @hearts-of-paper // @jinkimon // @chimmy-joos // @hansolmates // @wen-junehui // @inktae // @seoulscapes 

anonymous asked:

can you talk about your fave alec moments from 2a?

Oh man. There’s so much, there’s basically too much – I didn’t actually think there was that much, but wow there’s actually so much because literally every Alec scene is my favourite scene as I am a simple girl with easy standards. But I’ll try to, like, not talk for six thousand years. Let’s see how it goes lmao.

#1 Best Top Alec Scene of All Time Ever: Alec v. Aldertree, 2x09

Oh man. Oh man. This was…this was such a gift…I can’t even describe how I feel about it adequately. Like our boy is a saltine at the best of times, but that aspect is sort of is tempered by his forced respect for authority (which is a whole nother conversation which I’ve talked about a few times) – so against an authority figure, in the past, Alec has been sort of passive-aggressive (for lack of a better word); like in 1x09, he stares down Lydia and hands the folder to his mom against her command, and in 2x01 he still takes Lydia’s dismissal instead of contesting it. So I like this scene especially because you see him coming out of that, but it’s not OOC or anything, firstly because shedding his adherence to authority has been a part of his arc since 1x12 (and was reinforced in 2x08 with his conflicts with his mother), and also – and more significantly imo – it’s because of his family. Isabelle specifically. 

So that “I’ll do anything for my sister,” authoritative, salty as fuck Alec just taking his Institute back that this scene brought out is my favourite ever Alec and I hope he’s here to stay. (Actually, I hope we see him struggle a bit more with his identity as a Shadowhunter, his duty to the Clave and his parents and following orders and the like, since that was a key part of his character in S1 and it would be so cool to see him actually deal with that, but that’s a whole nother thing as well). And leader!Alec has always been my favourite Alec, and there’s nothing more I want to see than Alec being the head of the institute like he deserves to be (seeing a struggle for power between Alec/the Lightwoods/Aldertree would be SO NICE too, and I’m actually really interested to see how power is going to shift hands in 2B in the Institute. Maybe seeing Alec have to navigate the messy quagmire of Shadowhunter/Clave politics which puts him at odds with the others who don’t get how complicated it is because the consequences of any insubordination are going to fall on his shoulders as the leader sorta like how it was in S1. And I’m also kind of interested to see how Alec navigates the whole “preserving the Lightwood honour” thing from last year - how much he values that now compared to the huge lengths he went to for the Lightwood name in the first season. That would be so cool).

And honestly, that smirk and that salty little pat on Aldertree’s shoulder ended my life. It ended my life.

I just put the rest in chronological order but i just had to mention this one first lol so here we goooo

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Fairy Tale Endings // Stiles Stilinski

Originally posted by mtv

Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Stiles x Reader
Word Count: 2,836 (lol sorry I sorta got carried away) 
Warnings: A few swear words if that type of stuff bothers anyone
Request from @captainelsaeverdeen:  Hello, it’s me, annoy, intrusive little shit :D Could you possible write a Stiles imagine, something like the Snow White story, where the reader eat a poisoned apple, and Stiles wakes her up by true love kiss ?

A/N: I am seriously so proud of this one for some reason. I hope you love it as much I as I did!

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so this time last year i was really lonely. i don’t have anything even closely resembling a social life irl, i go to work, i visit my parents and grandparents, and i go to church when i can manage. i don’t have any online friends that live on this side of the planet so i never met up with people, and i’ve only got one irl friend that i manage to see every few months. the only socialisation i got was online, but it was sporadic and unorganised. i didn’t speak to many people on here, even though its where i spent all my time, so i felt like i was in a bit of a vacuum, like i just didn’t really have any other humans to communicate with? it was so isolating, i used to write about it in my night journal to try and vent, but it didn’t make anything feel better really.

one year on and my real life is pretty much exactly the same, but i feel like everything is different. my online communication and tumblr relationships have developed so much in the last year and i feel so much more connected to people. i can’t even explain how much of a difference its made, even just how much happier i am. i still feel geographically isolated but i don’t feel alone, and i wanna say how much i really appreciate everyone that i talk to on here, and those of you i’m mutuals with. you all have no idea how big an impact you’ve had in my life over the last 12 months. i just wanted to say thankyou to all of you for making me feel less lonely.

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astrocow  asked:

This isn't really a question and I apologize for that but I wanted you to know how much of an inspiration you are! At first I never gave Trish a second thought since Araki didn't give her too much room to make a personality but your art gives me really good perspective on her. I love her lots now. Thank you! Have a good evening!

Omgosh thank you so much!!  This is such a huge compliment!  It makes me so happy whenever someone says they appreciate a character or ship a little more because of me!  I’m just happily flailing with friends about Jojo on this blog, and it’s exciting to meet other people on Tumblr who enjoy the same kinds of things!!

I LOVE Trish!  But I admit, when she first appeared I didn’t like her much.  She seemed to have a lot of potential:  she had a mouth on her (when Narancia was trying to shoo her away from the public bathroom, she was basically like, “Do you own this bathroom?  Oh, your name must be Mr. Toilette, then, and this is your home.” lol), and where did she get these skills??

We know right away she’s the boss’s daughter, so she most likely has a Stand.  Not since LisaLisa have we had a cool female character who was a main protagonist and fought alongside the guys.  Holly never fought and we didn’t get to see what her Stand even does, Yukako was mostly used to torture Koichi, and Aya was just used by and quickly killed by the main villain… *sigh*
And in her first scene, she wiped her hands on Fugo’s jacket (I don’t care how ugly his clothes are, that was so rude), and was bossing him around for trivial things like the brand of water she wanted when there were more important things to worry about like how everyone’s lives were on the line.  Suddenly her sassy mouth was annoying because she crossed the line from being sharp-tongued to being an obnoxious, rude, and selfish person (later after I knew her better did I realize her actions were because she was scared, overcompensating, and testing how much voice she had in this group).

But Giorno seemed to understand her and when he talked or thought about her, I began to understand her a little more for the first time through his analysis.  

Giorno says she’s very strong-willed after this.  At the time, I thought he was just being generous/kind.  Because at this point, we mostly see Trish as a scared girl.  She’s shoved in this damsel in distress role (which I don’t mind but leaves little for her to do to make much impact on the plot).  Her mother JUST died, she’s had no time to grieve, she was most likely kidnapped by Polpo’s men (who are strangers to her) only to be transferred to even more strangers in Buccellati’s group, who are going to transfer her again to another stranger, her father who she’s just recently found out is boss of the mafia!  Everyone’s been ordered to give her no information so Buccellati’s group is pretty standoffish around her and rarely talks to her, weird stuff she can’t explain is happening around her, people want to kill her for no fault of her own, and she’s all alone in this world where she has no power or autonomy.  Other people decide where she’s going to go, who she’s going to travel with, and she has no choice but to obey.  

BUT!  Things change once the boss tries to kill Trish and Buccellati’s group rebels.  Now there are no orders to follow and the group starts to talk to her more and involve her with their decisions.  Trish, in turn, has fewer restrictions placed on her, can now start making decisions for herself and decisions for the group.  She chooses to help them fight and bring down her father, give them as much information as she can, help the group as a tracking device for her father, and she chooses to not run away (like Shinji Ikari but 5000% cooler and less teen angst).  She wants to face her attempted-murderer and take him down.  We start to see the strong-will Giorno was talking about more and more!

I LOVE HER

She seems to have a lot of pride and wants to appear calm and collected, though she’s not very good at hiding panic:

Here she’s reaching for him to hold her hand for comfort, they hold hands in the elevator, and it’s adorable.  When we first meet her, Pericolo told everyone that Trish doesn’t like to be touched, but we see her slowly opening up more to Buccellati and his gang as Part 5 progresses.

She finally comes into her own once she awakens her Stand. She changes from a damsel in distress into a full-fledged member of the team.  Before this, there wasn’t much she could do as a non-Stand user, but still she tries.  We saw her struggling on the plane with the decision of running away vs. fighting Notorious B.I.G.  She decides to face the danger and fight even though she knows this decision could very well kill her but because of her decision to be brave, she gains control of her Stand.  She even defies Buccellati because she now has:  1) Power and 2) More information on the enemy than anyone else at this point.  She makes her OWN decision even though the leader of their group disagrees with her, and she ends up saving everyone.

Trish attributes this huge growth in her character and the emergence of her Stand to how much Giorno has influenced her for the better & that’s really sweet!

Her Stand also has an… interesting personality and reminds me of Koichi’s Echoes.  It can sometimes have a foul mouth, which like Koichi makes you wonder if Trish’s internal thoughts and feelings are a lot more… “spicy”… than she lets us believe.

EDIT:  I FORGOT TO MENTION HER SWEET SIDE, TOO!!  Look at her keeping an eye on Narancia after Giorno healed them while deeply considering Narancia’s feelings.  Even though Narancia didn’t need emotional comfort and he even seemed confused about receiving it, Trish still wanted to defend him.  This shows how much Trish values warmth in people.

By the end, Trish has grown SO much as a character, she says one of my favorite lines of all Part 5 during the final showdown against her father:  “I, too, can overcome the fate I inherited from you.  I will not cower or flee!  If you try to stop me, I shall soar beyond you.”  This line is so good because it’s contrasted against the past where we did see her cowering and fleeing.  But no longer.

At the very end, we see how comfortable, happy, and trusting she is around the gang where Mista pretends to scare her with his “weird fingers” and she playfully screams in mock fear.  SHE IS SO CUTE!!!  THEY ARE ALL SO CUTE!!!

I wish we saw more of her cute, playful side.

But yeah, that’s my take on her character.  Part 5 is partially the story of a girl who takes a desolate situation she didn’t choose to be involved in, uses it to make herself stronger, and overcomes the evil that is literally trying to destroy her.  I REALLY LOVE TRISH!!!!!!  (Oh god, this got SO LONG, I’M SO SORRY!!!)

Undertum Headcanons

Inspired by @dunkybritscuit and @bellybesties!

First off, I’d like to explain. When I used to write on other sites, I used to get a lot of questions about why the characters were so weird. The answer was always “I suck at writing so forgive my character slips.” or “I have Headcanons.”

And so for fun I thought I’d write some of those Headcanons down.

The Undertum AU or AR is very similar to the existing AUs within it. In fact, like 80 percent is the same lol. It’s just the character personas and traits that change, and even then not so much…But enough chatter, let’s just do a thing.

TORIEL

Tori is a loving goat mom, who loves seeing others happy. However, she gets quite competitive when it comes to cooking. According to everyone, she is the best in the Underground and for that reason she is eager to defend that title the only way she knows how: feeding Sans. Seeing as he’s such a sucker for sustenance, Toriel can get him to eat her creations so that he can then tell the world of her culinary greatness!

ASGORE

The king regrets losing his wife, because he also lost the best chef ever. He’s used to large meals and snacks in between…so pots of tea and cakes from Muffet aren’t a sufficient replacement. He’s very jealous of those who contact Tori and wishes for all the world to get the chance to make it up to her.

PAPYRUS

Papy is an ambitious monster who is very persistent, regardless of success or not. When it comes to eating, Papyrus tends to be very anxious. He’s afraid of gaining weight or looking like a slob in public, and is embarrassed by his brother a lot. It takes a lot of cunning and/or kindness to get him to eat more than one meal a day. The skeletons cannot gain bone mass, but they can develop ectoplasmic fat deposits such as tummies and thighs.

SANS

Sansy is the most greedy, gluttonous monster there ever was. He can’t help but overeat, even when he’s told not to. He doesn’t seem to have an off switch when it comes to food and as a result, he’s permanently rather chubby in his stomach an hips area, and this he loves. It’s also apparently appealing to a lot of other monsters too, heheh. Sans can’t bear his brother’s cooking, but will eat it anyway because when the stomach growls there’s no stopping it.

ALPHYS

Al is still a nervous weeaboo nerd, but she’s prone to binging at night when no one’s around. She loves noodles, sushi and any kind of asian food. She’s also into junk food like toffee popcorn and candyfloss. Alphys is teased by Mettaton for her weight fluctuations, but Undyne loves it, and encourages her girlfriend to eat until she can no longer be lifted.

UNDYNE

Undyne is fit and healthy, per the norm. She doesn’t like unhealthy food at all and refuses to eat over her limit, although because she needs it, she eats a lot of meat and fish to help her get stronger! She has a thing for Alphys’ chubbiness, and they share cute moments together all the time.

METTATON

MTT has a clear silicone-like stomach that can expand and contract with the ingestion of fuel. Mettaton has a curvier figure than normal, but can’t decide whether he likes the weight or hates it. He’s very overdramatic about everything but find joy in heckling others. Papyrus ‘feeds’ off of Mettaton’s ‘anti fat’ vibe, and wants to please him by being skinny…but secretly MTT is in denial over the fact he really likes substantial-ness.

GRILLBY

Grillby is the second best chef in the Underground! Well, at least for savouries. He takes pride in his work and adores cooking. Recently, he’s been to discover his inner love for Sans and his eating habits, probably because it’s so cute? Grillbz also has an undiscovered sweet tooth, and loves anything doughy that his body can burn the sugar in for more energy. Grillbys all over the AR live their alchohol too, because it makes their magic flames burn brighter and with more colours.

MUFFET

Muffet is a devious skinny little spider woman. Why is she so skinny? Because she takes a long time to…prepare her food. Muffet is quite deeply into vore and loves to fatten up her most gullible customers with her sickly, moreish treats,so that she can have a wonderful meal to keep her going until the next helpless monster stumbles along. Her latest prey is Sans, and he’s getting close to being just right for her fancy. It’s just rise bones she’s afraid of; they might prove to be hard work for her later. Any monster who cannot pay up gets to be her pet’s lunch, and she’s a real money grabber and hoarder who can’t resist any amount of shiny G.

anonymous asked:

i know patton's not in the relationship, but do the others still defend him if someone is harrassing/hitting on him/making him uncomfortable/making him feel 'broken' for being aro/ace? and generally how comfortable are the three with showing patt affection to comfort him since they're such good friends

they absolutely do

-The others are totally fine with hugging or holding Patton if he needs someone, but he doesn’t always let them. it’s kinda difficult for him to be emotionally vulnerable around people, even his best friends, but he really loves cuddles so he tries. the others are always patient & understanding.

-Roman is always ready to defend/protect Patton from anyone that even dares to hurt or bother his best friend. there was one time when Patton took Roman with him to the animal shelter, and one of the people looking to adopt an animal was being obnoxiously flirtatious. they laughed at Patton’s jokes & puns a little too hard, made their own flirty jokes/remarks, and constantly had their hand on his shoulder. Patton was obviously uncomfortable, but the person didn’t seem to care. Roman was too busy playing with the puppies to notice so Patton sent him a text. their conversation went a little something like this:

Certified Dad Friend™: pls help
Kiddo 🌟: with what?
Certified Dad Friend™: this person is really flirty & making me uncomfortable :))))) lol
Kiddo 🌟: ah. worry not, dear friend. im on my way!
Certified Dad Friend™: thanks kiddo!💛

-Roman made his way over to the counter Patton was at, and wrapped his arm around his shoulders, “Hey, Patt. Sarah said that she needs to see you.” he then gives the person a fake polite smile, “Excuse us.” and drags Patton away. once they’re out of the person’s sight Patton tackles Roman into a hug. “You’re my hero, Roman.” Roman chuckles and hugs back, “I prefer knight in shining armor, but hero will suffice.” Patton laughs, and pulls away from the hug, “Also thanks for not grabbing them and threatening to beat them up like you usually do.” Roman smirks, “You have no idea how badly I wanted to, but there are traumatized, adorable little animals here. I’d feel terrible if I scared them.” Patton grins and says, “Yeah, scaring them would be a mastiff mistake.” Roman groans, “I don’t even understand that one, but I still know it’s bad!” Patton giggles, “Mastiff is a breed of dog, and sounds like massive!” Roman groaned again.

-Virgil isn’t the best at confrontation, but if he finds out that someone insulted Patton they’re going to regret it. one time Patton asked if Virgil wanted to shadow him at work so he could help with arts & crafts and have experience with kids (good practice for his future career: art therapist. Patton’s an awesome friend.) coincidentally it was also “Take Your Kid to Work” day the day Virgil went in so of course Patton had to make a joke about it. “It’s a good thing it’s take your kid to work day. Otherwise you wouldn’t have been able to come!” Patton giggles & Virgil chuckles, “You’re such an idiot.” Patton smiles and brings him inside “I know, but I’m still gonna introduce you to everyone as my son.” Virgil groaned and complained the whole time he was dragged along, and introduced to the staff members, but he secretly loved how dorky Patton could be. the whole day was a lot of fun, and went by pretty fast. when Virgil was cleaning up he noticed Patton looking a little uncomfortable while talking to one of the parents. he immediately dropped the things he had in his hand and made his way over to them. “Sorry to interrupt, but this conversation seemed interesting. Anyone wanna sum it up for me?” the parent gives him a bemused look and asks, “I’m sorry, but who are you?” Virgil points to Patton and says, “His son.” in a serious tone. the parent looks even more confused and says, “But.. Aren’t you two the same age? I would think brothers before father and son.” Virgil shrugs, “That works too.” more confusion as she says, “Wh.. That doesn’t make any sense.” Virgil groans, “Oh, Jesus Christ. Best friend. I’m his best friend. Now you gonna tell me what you were talking about or not?” the parent hesitates but says, “Well, not like it’s any of your business, but we were having small talk so I asked if he had kids of his own, and he said that he wasn’t even in a relationship with anyone nor did he want to be, and that he probably won’t ever have kids. I expressed that that was a little strange, and he started getting all defensive. You kids are just so sensitive these days.” Virgil glares at her and says, “Yeah, well no one asked for your opinion, Sharon.” the parent starts to say “That’s not my na-” but Virgil cuts her off, “There’s nothing wrong with not wanting to be in a relationship or not wanting to have your own kids. At least he’s happy and has people that love him. You probably don’t know what that feels like with your husband most likely cheating on you with a younger woman. That’s usually how those soccer mom sob stories go.” the parent scoffed and Patton grabbed Virgil’s hand as he yelled, “Okay, this conversation is over! Bye! Lily, you’re locking up tonight! See you tomorrow!” and pulled him out of the daycare center. Patton looked at Virgil once they got into the car and said, “Virgil. I really appreciate you sticking up for me, but you can’t say things like that. I probably lost her as a client which really hurts my business. Just try to be a little more gentle okay, kiddo?” Virgil nods and looks away. “Hey.” Virgil looks back over. “I love ya, kiddo!” Virgil tries to stifle his smile as he says, “Yeah, whatever, love you too.” Patton grins and drives them home. once they get there Patton, with Virgil’s permission, tells Logan & Roman what happened. Roman bursted into hysterical laughter, and Logan smirked as he said, “Well, to be fair, he probably wasn’t that far off from the truth.” Patton giggled and said, “Oh, trust me he wasn’t!” Virgil started laughing so hard he fell to the floor. once he calmed down he hugged Patton, and buried his face in his chest and said, “I really hope you know that we love you the way you are. We wouldn’t change you for the world.” no one really notices, but Patton has to wipe away a few tears, and clear his throat before thanking them for everything and saying that he loves them all too.

-Logan doesn’t go out with Patton a whole lot so he isn’t usually there to defend him if need be, but he always makes sure he knows that he’s not weird and that he’s definitely loved. “I hope you never take any hurtful words to heart, Patton. I assure you that none of it is true. You’re not broken, or strange. You’re a wonderful, selfless person that isn’t afraid to be himself, and is loved by many.” Patton always tackles him into a hug and yells “I love you, kiddo!!” Logan always smiles and says “I love you too, Patt.”

Cliff Notes for a New SB; and Why I do what I do!

I received this message:

Hello :) I’ve been considering sugaring recently. I know you probably get tons of questions and I don’t want to take up too much of your time. I assume you’re a younger SD since you’re on this site, or just happen to love social media. But what interests you in being an SD and what’s your number one piece of advice for newbies?

 I have posted a lot of my thoughts and advice for newbies, and as I reflect on all of those words and words and words, lol, I can’t say that I can limit it to just “one piece of advice”, but, as a compromise, I’ll give you my Number 1 and Number 2!

Number 1 – Be Safe; Do not put yourself into Dangerous Situations.  There is a fair amount of “glamour” that is associated with sugaring.  SBs write about great trips, big allowances, and exciting experiences.  All that is great, but, honestly, those are the exceptions, the “lottery” hits that lure girls into the game looking to buy their own ticket.   There is a darker and scarier side as well:  there are a lot of men that prey on those girls and do terrible things to them, put them in horrible situations, abuse them and take advantage of their innocence or lack of experience.  This abuse can be mental or physical; both leave deep scars that will never heal.  If a deal looks to good to be true, it probably is; that familiar maxim applies in full force in the sugar world.  So, always put your own safety and security first. There are a lot of posts by SBs (and a couple by me) that give great advice about not doing stupid things in the quest for a good allowance.  Read those posts, learn from the mistakes of others and never be afraid to walk away (or literally RUN) if you think things are getting weird or you are in any way uncomfortable.

Number 2 – Do not let a man take advantage of you when it comes to an allowance or what you provide in exchange for that allowance.  I get very upset when I read about guys who have manipulated, conned and scammed women into fucking them, literally and figuratively.  Unfortunately, most guys posing as SDs are looking for a quick lay and have no concept of what a “mutually beneficial arrangement” means.  Learn to spot them, preferably a mile away, and avoid them like the plague!  Because they are the plague!

I am a SD because, quite simply, I love the companionship.  I love having the chance to meet interesting, exciting and sexy women who have their lives in front of them, who are full of energy and optimism and drive to carve out a good life for themselves.  I don’t get a chance to get close to women like that in my vanilla life.  I like the “fantasy” aspects of an arrangement:  all of the good things in a relationship without any of the baggage and drama, and I respect the boundaries that come with an arrangement and appreciate a SB that does the same.  I like being a mentor and, as importantly, I learn a lot from my SB as well.  And, yes, I enjoy the physical intimacy; I adore a SB who enjoys exploring her sexuality with me and defies and rejects conventional notions of sexuality that are, unfortunately, still prevalent in our society.  And, finally, but importantly, I truly enjoy providing financial support to my SB; it is not only a fundamental obligation of every SD, but I find it satisfying and rewarding as well.  I like being in a position to help my SB achieve her goals!

Fun at Comic-Con (Supernatural Cast x Reader)

Summary: What’s happens when Y/N gets an idea to mess with J2 at Comic-Con after Misha comes and gets her and Sebastian from the green room?

A/N: name of character that Y/N plays in Supernatural- Darcy

Enjoy!!! :)


Y/N was waiting backstage in the green room waiting for her panel with Sebastian. She, at that moment, was being annoyed by said Frenchman.

“Sebastian, stoooooopppp.” Y/N whined.

“I don’t think so, darling.” Sebastian replied as he continued to throw paper airplanes at her.

“You know…” Y/N started as another paper airplane hit her in the temple. She sighed. “that’s a waste of paper. And last time I checked, you couldn’t make paper airplanes worth a damn.”

Sebastian shrugged. “Well… I may or may not have gotten pointers from Misha.”

Y/N groaned internally and maybe a little bit out loud. She should’ve expected this kind of thing from Misha.

Not even a second after she thought that, the door to the green room opened, letting said angel in.

Y/N quickly grabbed a paper airplane and threw it at Misha. He was about to say something when the paper airplane hit him right between the eyes.

“That’s for teaching Sebastian how to make these.” Y/N said. “He’s been making them and throwing them at me for the past 15 minutes.”

Misha laughed a little. “Oh, come on. You do have to admit they’re pretty awesome paper airplanes.”

Y/N rolled her eyes. “Anyway, why are you here?”

“They want us to join Jensen and Jared on stage.” Misha replied.

“Do Jensen and Jared know?” Sebastian asked taking a break from making the paper airplanes and taking a sip from his water bottle.

Misha grinned mischievously. “No…”

Y/N grinned and stood up. “I have an idea.”

[Time skip brought to you by how adorably clueless Castiel can be.]

Y/N was group texting with Misha and Sebastian.

Y/N: Are you behind the curtain, Seb?

Roché: Yeah. Now, tell me again what we’re all supposed to be doing.

Misha: *rolls eyes* I thought we went through this.

Y/N: Aw, leave him alone, Mish. Love you, Seb. :) Anyway, Seb’s gonna stay behind the curtain and every once in awhile, stick the tip of the nozzle of the squirt gun through the gap in the curtain and gently squirt the backs of Jensen and Jared’s heads. Not enough to where it’ll be irritating, but just enough to where it might just make them a little bit paranoid. And while that’s going on, I will be towards the very back of the room to where I won’t be noticeable. Misha and I are both gonna have microphones. I’m pretty good at bird noises, so I’ll start interrupting them talking a little bit by making tiny little bird noises. They’ll probably start to think a bird got in the room somehow. Now Misha, Misha won’t start saying anything until the very end. He’ll be off to the side of the room hiding behind a few of those big plants. Once Jensen and Jared start to realize something’s up, which eventually they will, Misha’ll start his Tibetan throat singing. When he does that, they’ll realize what we’re up to and we can join them on stage to finish the rest of the panel. Now, Seb, is that a good enough explanation for you?

Roché: Yes…

Y/N: *smirks* Good. Mish, you in position?

Misha: Yep.

Y/N: Seb?

Roché: How is it that you Americans say it? “Locked and loaded.”

Y/N: Oh, Come on Seb. You know you knew that phrase. Lol. Anyway, let’s do this…

Y/N put her phone in her jeans pocket and held onto the microphone with one hand while she gently pushed the door open to the room where the panel was being held. She discreetly closed the door and stayed way back behind the audience who hadn’t even noticed her. Y/N quietly sneaked behind a giant ficus and peered through the leaves to watch Jared and Jensen as they were on stage.

“Now, um…” Jensen looked around the audience and pointed to a young woman who couldn’t have been more than 20 years old or so. “You. What’s your question?”

She smiled. “Hi. My name’s Terra and my question is for the both of you. What would you say would have to be your most favorite, but unusual, Supernatural episode?”

“Unusual…” Jared started. “Like odd?”

“Yes.”

Jensen chuckled. “There have been a few of those…” All of a sudden a tiny squirt of water came from behind Jensen and hit him in the back of the neck. He turned around confused, but there was nothing. He shrugged and turned back around. “Um, anyway, I think my most favorite, but unusual, Supernatural episode would have to be the one that Sam and Dean are barely even in. The whole episode centers around Darcy and Cas trying to find them.”

(A/N: I’m about to make up an episode title. I’m not sure if there’s already an episode that’s called this, but just go with it. Also, when Y/N starts to make little bird noises, I’m actually just gonna type the word ‘tweet’. Just pretend that it’s a bird noise.)

Jensen continued. “I believe the episode was called ’And Then There Were Two’. I thought the episode was pretty unusual, but at the same time very well put together. It was particularly good acting on Y/N and Misha’s part.”

“Tweet-tweet.” Y/N made the noise softly into the microphone.

Jared leaned over towards Jensen. “Did you hear that?”

Jensen looked him. “Hear what?”

Jared glanced around and shrugged before looking back out to the audience. “Anyway, my most favorite, but unusual episode would have to be ’The French Mistake’.”

Suddenly a squirt of water hit Jared in the back of the head making him turn his head to look behind him, only to find nothing there. He raised an eyebrow, but turned back around so he could finish answering.

Suddenly, “Tweet-tweet.”

That caused Jensen and Jared to both look around. They both looked back at each other before looking back at the audience.

Jensen spoke into the microphone. “Did anyone hear that?”

The whole audience answered “No.”

It’s a good thing Misha tweeted for all the fans to keep quiet about the thing they were doing. It was amazing that the fans loved going along with things they did. They were all so loyal.

Jared just shrugged. “Anyway, I really liked that episode since it got to explore how Sam, Dean and Darcy would act in the real world, our world. I mean, that was a pretty weird, but fun episode.”

Terra smiled again. “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome.” J2 replied.

“Now…” Jared said looking out over the audience.

The conversation of J2 and the audience kind of faded out for a second when Y/N felt her phone vibrate. She took it out of her pocket to see who it was.

M. Sheppard: Look to your left.

Y/N quirked an eyebrow, but did look to her left to see the King of Hell himself, Mark Sheppard hiding behind another giant ficus. What did surprise her was that he was holding three squirt guns. He put a finger to his lips and told her to 'Shhh’.

“Catch.” He mouthed.

Y/N put her phone back in her pocket and held out her hands. She caught it and laid it on the ground so she could catch the other one Mark was about to throw at her. She caught that, too, and gave him a questioning look. She felt her phone vibrate again. She took it out and looked at it.

M. Sheppard: Sneak over to Misha and give him one of those.

Y/N nodded in understanding and texted Mark one more time..

Y/N: Hang on a second.

She put the microphone up to her mouth. “Tweet-tweet.”

“Okay!” Jensen stood up and looked around. “I know I’m not going crazy.”

Jared stood up and looked around. “Yeah. I heard it, too.”

“Hmm…” Jensen looked around wearily before he slowly sat back down in his chair, Jared following suit.

“Alright…” Jared said slowly. “Anymore questions?”

The conversation faded out again.

Y/N had to stifle a laugh. She looked down at her phone screen to see a text from Sebastian.

Roché: You’re really good at that.

Y/N: Why thank you, Seb. Anyway, don’t squirt them again just yet. Sheppard’s here. He’s brought two more squirt guns. I have to sneak one over to Misha.

Roché: Gotcha.

Y/N placed her phone back in her pocket and slowly started making her way behind all the plants that lined the edges of the room. She was very careful not to bump into anything. Once she finally got to where Misha was.

“Here.” She whispered and handed him a squirt gun. “Sheppard told me to give this to you. I guess we’re all ambushing Jensen and Jared. Wait till I text you again and your Tibetan throat singing will be our battle cry.”

Misha chuckled softly. “Alright.” He glanced over at J2 and laughed quietly. “They are really starting to get paranoid. It’s actually quite funny.”

Y/N smiled. “I know. This will help get them back for spray painting ’Y/N loves Sebastian! <3’ on the side of my trailer last week.”

“That was pretty bad.” Misha commented.

“Yeah.” Y/N mumbled before sneaking her way back over to where she was hiding.

She sent out a group text to everyone.

Y/N: Okay, I’m gonna make a bird noise one more time. Then, we’re gonna use the squirt guns and take 'em from all sides. Misha, you get 'em from their left. Mark, you got 'em from their right. Seb, you got 'em from the back and I got 'em from the front. And Misha, remember our battle cry. 😏

M. Sheppard: This is a tiny bit evil.

Roché: Says the King of Hell.

Misha: He’s got you there, Mark.

Y/N rolled her eyes and lifted the microphone to her mouth. “Tweet-tweet.”

“Okay, seriously. Does someone have a bird in here?” Jared asked.

Y/N grinned and texted all three guys before placing it back in her pocket.

Y/N: 3….2…1!!!

All of a sudden Misha’s Tibetan throat singing could be heard throughout the room before Y/N started running up the center isle, and Mark and Misha started running from the sides and Sebastian started shooting water at J2 from behind them. Everyone was shooting their squirt guns and the audience was laughing and cheering while taking pictures and video.

Jensen and Jared just about fell out of their seats trying to protect themselves from the onslaught of water.

“Oh, come on, you guys.” Jensen said while trying to protect himself. “I thought we were friends.”

Y/N held the squirt gun in one hand while speaking into the microphone. “Eh, maybe. But, I needed revenge. And it is sweet.”

The audience laughed as Mark,  Y/N and Misha made their ways onto the stage so they could join Sebastian who was already up their. Four more chairs were brought out with two being placed on either side of Jensen and Jared.

Mark and Sebastian were also brought microphones seeing how Y/N and Misha both already had one.

Once everyone was seated again, Jared spoke up.

“You know, Misha, that Tibetan throat singing is pretty impressive. And Y/N, perfect bird impersonation.”

“Why thank you.” Misha and Y/N said as they kind of mockingly bowed their heads in thanks.

Y/N then smiled and spoke into the microphone. “Thank you, everyone for staying quiet about what we were up to.”

Jensen mocked hurt and spoke to the audience. “You guys hurt me that you didn’t say anything.”

Sebastian laughed. “Well, in all fairness, you two did kind of deserve it.”

Jared rolled his before looking back at the audience. “Any more questions?”

A girl with the microphone spoke up. “Yes. Hi, I’m Ella. My question is for Y/N.”

Y/N smiled. “Go ahead.”

“When you guys were attacking J2, you said that it was for revenge. What were you getting revenge for?”

Y/N laughed. “Well, if everyone would turn their attention to the screen above our heads, I have a picture that will explain everything.”

A picture popped up on screen, showing a shot of Y/N’s trailer. It was a pretty good sized trailer, so the spray painted words had to be kind of big.

Y/N loves Sebastian! <3

That was spray painted in red and pink paint across the whole side of the trailer. It even went across the door.

“And…” Y/N started. “If you look closely enough, towards the bottom of the trailer, near the steps, you’ll see the lovely artist tag.”

-Curtesy of J2 ;)

Everyone was laughing.

“I haven’t posted the picture on Instagram or Twitter yet because I was wanting to save it for a time like this.” Y/N stated. “You guys are the first to see it.”

“That still hasn’t been washed off yet, has it?” Mark asked.

Y/N shook her head and smiled. “Nah, I can’t decide if I want to keep it or not. You know? Sentimental reasons.”

The audience kind of 'awed’ at that statement.

Y/N looked back and forth between all the guys before speaking into the microphone. “It really is like one big family, isn’t it?”

All the guys lifted up their microphones. “A good family indeed.”

Everyone in the audience 'awed’. Don’t you just love Comic-Con?!

zalloweenkatsaros  asked:

sean x mc for the ship breakdown!! :~)

@zaddysloan @kingraydan @secretargonian@allthecowslovetheleo​ thank you guys so much!!! ily y’all!! 

EDIT: here’s my bi boy!! his name is “juan elias de loyola” but goes by “elias” or “eli” cuz he knows too many juans lol. he/him & occassionally they/them. (and i agree he looks rly Fly dammit why couldnt we date mc)

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