the mortons


Eggsy I saw in you what someone once saw in me. Something that can’t be taught: the makings of a Kingsman. Being a Kingsman is more than the clothing we wear or the weapons we bear. It’s about being willing to sacrifice for the greater good. I hope you’re ready for what comes next. 

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

Someone give me a fic where Eggsy says “Some guys just can’t hold their arsenic” and Harry says “He ran into my knife ten times” and Roxy says “I fired two warning shots… into his head” during various mission debriefs because I can 100% see all three of them saying it with dead-serious expressions while Merlin just stares back and questions all his life choices up until that point.