the mortal instruments: city of lost souls

Me: there’s no plot twist or death that can shake me to my core anymore

Me, reading a Cassandra Clare book:

Herondales have sex in caves, Blackthorns have sex in every book.
  • Alec [about Camille]: Does she still love you?
  • Magnus: I don't think so. She wasn't very pleasant the last time I saw her. Of course, that could be because I've got an eighteen-year-old boyfriend with a stamina rune and she doesn't.
  • Alec: *sputters*
  • Alec: As the person being objectified, I ... object to that description of me.
The reason we have 2 Herondales and like a million of Blackthorns

Jace: I got laid in book 6.

Will: Sorry, mate. Book 3.

Julian: Book 1, guys.

  • Magnus: Alec, stop smiling, I can't kiss you if your smiling
  • Alec: I can't help it, I'm in love with you

Helen getting a POV


And me trying to figure out why

Simon rolled his eyes. “It’s a good thing we know the person who’s dating Magnus Bane,” he said. “Otherwise, I get the feeling we’d all just lie around all the time wondering what the hell to do next. Or trying to raise the money to hire him by selling lemonade or something.”
Alec looked merely irritated by this comment. “The only way you could raise enough money to hire Magnus by selling lemonade is if you put meth in it.
—  City of Lost Souls by Cassandra Clare
Me to The Clave:

Just tell me….just tell me he makes you happy.
—  Julian Blackthorn breaking hearts 18 pages in
Isabelle snorted. “All the boys are gay. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon.”
“You noticed.” said Simon.
“I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual,” added Magnus.
“Please never say those words in front of my parents,” said Alec. “Especially my father.
—  City of Lost Souls, Cassandra Clare
On the plus side, one of the fun things about writing Eldest Curses is being able to go back in time, so we’ll see Helen and Aline meet and fall in love in TEC.
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Cassandra Clare on her Tumblr

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