p3 of the timetraveling rots!vader au, in which the future sounds like a cheap holodrama, also known as oh god why wouldn’t this chapter end?!
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Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi is already nursing a headache by the time he starts down the spiraling path that will take him to the belly of the Order’s Temple. Spending most of the morning arguing with Yoda would be enough to give anyone a headache - though ‘arguing’ is perhaps an inaccurate way of describing it. 'Arguing’ suggests that one is standing in opposition to another stance. He’s still not sure that Yoda even has a stance on the so-called Sith they have imprisoned in the Force-proof cells far below the residential levels.
it would be more accurately phrased as Obi-Wan has spent all morning
giving a dissertation regarding why Vader should be listened to, and
how Obi-Wan in particular should be the Jedi to accomplish such a