the monkey was the best part

Once Upon a Time ----- Starters
  • "Love is hope. It fuels our dreams."
  • "It will leave an emptiness inside. A void you will never be able to fulfill."
  • "Believing in even the possibility of a happy ending is a very powerful thing."
  • "Love is weakness."
  • "You must trust me because if you don't, there are other ways."
  • "There's always people in this world who want you to give up. Don't make their jobs any easier."
  • "I guess if true love was easy, we'd all have it."
  • "Did I forget to shave?"
  • "Generally speaking, if you think something you want to do is wrong, it is."
  • "What is strong enough to drown out your own conscience?"
  • "I'm not bossy, I'm the queen."
  • "Giving in to one's dark side never accomplishes anything."
  • "No matter what you do. I will always find you."
  • "You want a side of bacon with that whiskey?"
  • "If he's playing a game, you can win."
  • "Love's the worst. I wish there was a magic cure."
  • "It's dangerous to confuse vengeance with justice."
  • "As long as you live in the past, you'll never find your future."
  • "I'm done reading about heroes. I want to be one."
  • "You have all sorts of sore places I can make you hurt."
  • "Maybe we met for a reason. Maybe something good happened from us being together."
  • "Wouldn't be the first flying monkey I've dated."
  • "I, for one, would like to be able to eat this week."
  • "By the way, have you been taking kick boxing and not telling me about it?"
  • "It's only going to leave a giant hole in your heart."
  • "Just because it seems too good to be true doesn't mean it is."
  • "Not a day will go by that I won't go by that I won't think of you."
  • "You always brought out the best in me and right now I need that."
  • "Can't help but feel personally violated about that part."
  • "No matter what you think, no matter what anyone tells you, I do love you."
  • "So brave. So gallant. So pointless."
  • "I've lived a life of selfishness, cowardice, and dishonesty."
  • "I think it's time to haul her ass out of bed and get her to move past this."
  • "One thing I excel at is surviving."
  • "Helping you is my life."
  • "You need to be alive. You need to be awake so you can spend all your days knowing that I have taken everything that was suppose to be yours."
  • "I don't know what I'd do if I ever lost you."

For @lordnessofawesomeness, I rewrote your request as scenario form now that I know what you wanted ;D (I also choose the sex of each kid, so that the s/o can stay genderneutral and nobody gets confused with the pronouns)

How do you think ASL, Law, Zoro, and Shanks would react to seeing their s/o and their child they didn’t know they had after a year or two?

Ace

Ace was trying to process what the person in front of him, his partner, just said.

“Do you want to see him?” (NAME) was looking, at the black haired man who gripped his hand with so much force, that his knuckles turned wide, worriedly.

Realizing that his partner was talking to him he nodded awkwardly.

On the outside he just seemed a little nervous, maybe somewhat irritated, on the inside however Ace was screaming. There were thousand thoughts running through his mind.

About his bloodline, about being a father and that everything came just so unexpected.

(NAME) entered the room again with a baby in their arms

“You’re finally going to meet your father.”, (NAME) whispered lovingly to their son as they placed the little boy gently in Ace’s arms.

Ace looked at the tiny freckled face that watched him with a bewildered expression , at his jet black hair and his small hands that were trying to take hold of Ace’s hair and pull it.

He thought that this was the most perfect little thing he’s ever seen in his life as he felt tears dwelling up his eyes.

“He’s so cute and handsome, he looks just like me.”, Ace smiled wiping away some tears

His s/o let out a delighted chuckle

“Yes, just like you, Ace.”, they said and stroke their son’s head.

“(NAME), listen to me, no matter what happens, I’ll be there, I’ll protect you two.”

Sabo

“Are you mad?”

“No, I’m not mad, I can understand, you had no chance of telling me and I was away for so long…but”, Sabo shrugged, “It just comes all of sudden.” the blonde man firmly told person in front of him.

When the two of them where just about to fall into awkward silence, (NAME) took Sabo’s hand.

“Lets go see her.”

“Her?”

“Yes, you have a daughter, Sabo.” 

(NAME) beamed as they lead their boyfriend into the nursery

“Oh, wow.”, Sabo gasped softly as he laid eyes upon the baby girl in the crib.

He moved foward to take his daughter into his arms but before his hands reached her, he hesitated and looked at his s/o who nodded reassuringly.

“Hold her, she’s your child.”

Sabo took her in his arms and almost immidiately inhaled sharply because of the overwhelming feeling of joy, pride and love that filled him.

“Oh look at you, little angel, you’re so, so beautiful.”, Sabo looked up from her so his eye’s could meet (NAME)’s, “she looks so much like you, (NAME)”

(NAME) smiled even brighter and softly pushed Sabo down on the bed so he could sit comfortably while holding their child.

Sabo pressed a kiss on the small girl’s forhead.

“I hope Dragon won’t mind that my whole world will revolve around her from now on.”

Luffy

Luffy took his son into his arms awkwardly and gave his s/o a shaky smile.

“Hey buddy.”, Luffy grinned down at his son his s/o had to keep themself from squealing at the adorable image right in front of them.

Luffy tried to hold his son as carefully as possible even tho he had no idea of how to properly hold a baby.

(NAME) smiled brightly and helped their boyfriend out.

“Like this, Lu.”, (NAME) carefully positioned Luffy’s hand under their baby boys head and properly placed his small body into Luffy’s arm.

“Can I play with him?”

“Not yet, you’re gonna break him.”, (NAME) laughed.

Luffy laughed too and got into staring at his son.

It was like looking into the mirror for Luffy, if it wasn’t for his little boy’s missing scar and different eye color.

His son was Mini Luffy.

“Can we name him Mini-Luffy, or Luffy junior?”

(NAME) tilted their head and looked at Luffy with an expression that was either amused or confused.

“You know what? I’ll give you credit for not wanting him to be named ‘meat’.”, (NAME) teased

Luffy smiled at that and looked back at his precious son he already loved despite knowing him for such a short amount of time.

“I promise I’ll be good dad, I won’t ever leave you, buddy.”

Zoro

Sweet began dropping from Zoro’s forehead as he held the tiny child in his shaking arms.

He felt his s/o next to him trying to hold back a chuckle, seeing the man who fought everyday of his life against marines and pirates alike, being in utter fear of his little daughter.

Zoro was by no means a slender man so seeing how unbelievably small and petite the little girl was in his big, muscular arms blew him away.

“She’s…she’s not breaking is she?”, Zoro asked.

“No Zoro, she just as strong as you.”

“That’s good.”, Zoro smiled nervously and looked back to his child very very very carefully stroking her short green hair.

“I’m so sorry I couldn’t tell you and shocked you with this Zoro.”, (NAME) sighed and laid their head on his shoulder.

“No it’s my fault, I was away for so damn long.”

Zoro felt so much at this moment, fear, shock, vulnerabilty and so much love.

Holding your child for the first time was a feeling both terrifying and wonderful.

“Do you want to know her name, Zoro?”

The green haired man looked up from his daughter and nodded carefully.

(NAME) smiled brightly at him.

“Her name is Kuina.”

Law

“It’s my fault…”, Law muttered, biting his lips.

“No, Law, it’s not, it’s nobody’s fault, the circumstances just weren’t the best.”, 

(NAME) shut him up immidately and wrapped their arms around his waist.

“Are you ready to meet him?.”

Law was nervous, on the outside he tried to keep his pokerface and nodded but he was nowhere near ‘ready’ to meet his son.

After looking into the crib and seeing his baby boy for the first time Law could almost feel his heart growing twice as big as before, he stared at the child with wide eyes and as he was placed into his arms his eyes darted back and forth between his s/o and his son

“This is your Dad, sweetheart, he comes off a little cold but he’s just as cute as you.”, (NAME) murmured.

“Hey little man.”, Law was shaking almost not able to get over this sudden burst of emotions.

“There is so, so, so much I’m gonna teach you.”, his voice almost a whisper.

The tall man instinctively rocked his son back and fort in his arms, Law’s s/o felt tears in their eyes as they saw him with their son, being so full of love and joy.

The little boy laughed at his father and put his small hands up trying to grab his goatee, Law himself laughed and felt tears dwelling up his eyes.

“Are you alright, Law?”

“It’s just…my parents, Lami and Cora-san would’ve really loved him.”

Shanks

“Man, I can’t wait to show you around my crew.”, Shanks told his daugher as he held her close and kissed her nose, “They’re gonna fight to determine who gets to hold her first, (NAME).”

“I can imagine.”, (NAME) laughed.

Shanks faced his daughter again and grimaced in the attempt to get a cute little laugh out of his daughter

Their daughter, looked up at Shanks tilting her head, clenching her fists and shaking them in the way all babies do.

“Usually works on other kids.”

(NAME) smiled at their child until they noticed Shanks suddenly frown.

“Is something wrong Shanks?”

“No it’s fine…I just missed a lot huh?”

Shanks caressed his daughters head as he looked up at (NAME), I missed you getting pregnant, I missed her moving inside you for the first time, I missed her birth, I missed her first smile…”, Shanks sighed

“I can’t believe I’ve missed so much.”, The red haired man let out a nervous laugh before he gently stroke his baby’s red hair, 

“But you’re not gonna miss anything again.”, his s/o assured him and kissed his cheeks, Shanks smiled brightly at them and looked back at his daughter.

“I just can’t wait to watch you grow up.”

I have this like fucking perfect aesthetic in my head of grease monkey! Tyler. Like, oil and dirt on his hands and arms. One of those red towels sticking out of his back pocket. And old shirt with grease stains on it, that he’s worn one to many times, but it’s his favorite. Black spots on his face from when he has an itch and just could not help it. Is hair is ruffled (more than usual) and the smell fuck man. I don’t know if you ever smelled a mechanic, sounds weird I know, but that’s the best part. Like a mixture of motor oil and mens deodorant. It’s the best. Tenouttaten. Would fuck…i mean love….Grease Monkey Tyler.

anonymous asked:

Remember when Niall and Harry were facing each other during Best Song Ever. And Niall was looking hot playing the guitar. And Harry was going to do his water fountain, and he was smirking at Niall.

THISSSSSS!!!!

Look at his stupid face..

Look at HIS stupid face!!

Look at Niall bouncing slightly in time with Harry..

LOOK AT THIS MESS!! The best part is that when Lilo get a little too close to Niall during their water fights he yells at them about “water and electricity and electrocution!!” – but when Harry does it, well, Niall fucking encourages him.

😊Gymnastic Injuries (Grayson x Reader)

Summary:  Can you do an imagine based off the video but the reader and Laurie are best friends and Grayson tries to impress you and pretends he hurts himself to get you to take care of him as an excuse for you two to be alone? Thanks xx

Warnings: None

A/N: Sorry this isn’t as long as normal, but I kind of made this more of a blurb. I’m also not feeling very good, but I hope you enjoy it! Part 1 of the Ethan series will be posted tomorrow meaning I won’t be working on requests, BUT REQUESTS ARE STILL OPEN!

I’ve been friends with Laurie since we first met on the monkey bars and she was doing flips while I was falling down. To this day, Laurie still does flips, but now she is a professional gymnast and me? Well I go to school and work at a hospital as a nurse. Today Laurie wanted me to go with her as she helped some boys with a youtube video. I was sitting on the sidelines as they were filming, but Grayson wouldn’t take his eyes off of me. I was laughing as these boys kept flopping on the mat. Laurie would look at me every so often as she was laughing hard. “You’re crazy bro.” Ethan laughs and so does Laurie which she then looks at me. I was doing my best to stay out of the video since I wasn’t a special guest.

“Y/N come over here! Watch Grayson do a backflip on the balance beam and be ready to play doctor.” She hollers which catches my interest. I quickly sprinted to the mats as Grayson got ready to flip.

“Yeah Gray you’re gonna die.” Ethan chuckles as Laurie and I do the same.

“Be careful please. Don’t break your neck” I begged but Grayson just shook it off.

“It’s fine Y/N. One. Two.” And before he says three he jumps and tucks his knees wrong and slams on the mat. “Ahhh!” He screams as he tries to stand up. “Ah ah my leg my leg.” I quickly rushed over with Laurie and E as I wrapped one of his arms around my shoulders trying to hold him up.

“Where does it hurt?” I asked him as we sat him up on a tennis table. I squeezed different parts of his leg trying to think of what he possibly tore or even broke.

“Ah there!” He screamed as I squeezed his mid inner thigh. I nodded and looked at Laurie and Ethan.

“I think he may have pulled his ulna or something.” I heard them giggle which I just rolled my eyes and looked back at Grayson.

“Man I’ve pulled my ulna before. Give it to me straight doctor, am I going to die? Was this the last Dolan Twins video I will ever film?” Grayson dramatically places his hand on his wrist and groans. I laughed at him.

“Ethan can you just get me a pack of ice? We just need to ice it.” I asked and Ethan shook his head.

“Yeah I’ll be back. I’ll race you Laurie.” And with that Ethan and Laurie race out of the warehouse leaving Grayson and I alone. He looks up at me smiling.

“You know you make a really cute nurse.” He says as he places his hand on my knee. I started blushing and chuckling.

“So when were you planning on telling me that you didn’t actually hurt yourself?” I asked cocking my head but he looked like he was a deer in headlights. He was speechless and the look on his face was priceless. “First of all I was squeezing your mid thigh. Your ulna is in your arm by your wrist. Secondly, you landed on a plush mat. Nothing should be broken or pulled.” I smiled and Grayson let’s put a sigh of defeat.

“Alright you caught me. I just wanted to have some alone time with you because I think you’re super cute and Laurie and Ethan can’t take a hint to leave.” He laughs. “Besides, you make a hot nurse.” Now I was the one blushing.

“Well I have enjoyed playing nurse Y/N with you.” I said as I leaned down and kissed his forehead. Which he started to blush. “But next time I would like to just be Y/N with you.” I smiled.

“Of course! How does Saturday night sound?” He asked which caught me off guard. I then heard Laurie’s voice echo throughout the warehouse.

“Saturday night sounds perfect! She’ll be ready by 8!” She answers for me which Grayson was just smiling. I stand up and I help him up to his feet.

“Come on lovebirds, we have a video to finish.” Ethan says as Laurie and him run back to the mats leaving Grayson and I alone again.

“I’ll see you Saturday night nurse Y/N.” He lightly presses a kiss to my cheek as he races back to the mats leaving me smiling. I watch the boys finish doing their flips and tricks and afterwards we all played in the big foam pit. We even played chicken where I was on Grayson’ shoulders and Laurie was on Ethan’s.

OUAT CON TORONTO 2017: SUNDAY PART 1

- Bex’s Panel

  • @bexmader would get #CaptainSwan A prosthetic hand, new beanie or flying monkey statue for their front garden & make it about her (x)
  • @bexmader’s fave Zelena line: “I’m sorry I’m good at what I do” (x)
  • Fave song? @bexmader: WELL If you go on iTunes, I have one! Other than Wicked Always Wins, singing @Adele (in the car) (x)
  • @bexmader on who she’d like to run over next.. (video)

- Lana’s Panel

  • If Lana could ship herself with any ship, secretly, it would be with Malificent(x)
  • Lana on the best kisser: somewhere in the world I’m going to get in trouble no matter what I say so I’ll say EVERYONE. (x)
  • Lana: “BTW, no matter how ridiculous your questions are, I still love you. I’ll call you out if you offend me. Next silly question” (x)
  • Lana would give #CaptainSwan champagne glasses, Regina would give them a unicorn? Or a gift certificate to Amazon (joke from other question) (x)

- Beverley’s Panel:

  • @thereelbeverley would knit #captainswan a baby blanket as a wedding gift (x)
  • @thereelbeverley’s advice to Ruby & Dorothy: have babies, listen, love, share (x)
  • @thereelbeverley would play Hook if she could “because he’s so sexy” Her & Colin are just friends but Hook flirts w/Granny on set (x)
  • What would @thereelbeverley take home from the set? “Captain Hook” *massive applause* “Just the Hook! Not the whole person (x)

- Jared’s Panel:

  • @Jared_Gilmore says if he wasn’t an actor, his other passion and life goal is to be a writer (x)
  • Q: which Mom would you choose
    • Jared: *long explanation*
    • Me: IT’S A TRAP
    • Jared: *laughs* IT’S A TRAP
    • Audience: PASS
    • Jared: Can I pass? (x)
  • On #CaptainSwan getting married: @Jared_Gilmore wants Emma to be happy & is happy Henry will have a father figure (video)
  • @Jared_Gilmore would give #captainswan "hope & belief that whatever happens they can face it together” as their wedding gift. (x)
  • @Jared_Gilmore would write Star Wars into the book, Emma as a Jedi, Hook as Han, Josh as Chewbacca (x)
  • If @Jared_Gilmore had to name the #CaptainSwan baby, he’d pick Leia or Logan (x)
  • @Jared_Gilmore says his fave episode is Dark Waters on the Nautilus with Hook when we saw another side of Henry being “teenagery” (x)
  • On Violet: “I don’t know what happened to her, I’m like, did they break up & they didn’t tell me? ” - @Jared_Gilmore (x)
Memory Lane

Part III

Part I | Part II

Asce’s first physio session does not go well.

He doesn’t get as far as he’d been expecting, and his temper gets the best of him.

He’d always felt it, sizzling away under his skin, but he hadn’t realised how explosive it was until he’d managed to wheel himself away in his chair (because his fucking body can’t weight bare enough for walking yet, he’s got to build up to it and that’s bullshit) with tears of frustration clumping his eyelashes together.

He’d left Riskua there and he feels like shit for it, even more so when he discovers she’s fallen asleep by his empty bedside waiting for him to get back.

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Alternate Titles For Every Futurama Episode, Part 1

Season 1

Space Pilot 3000: Who Orders A Pizza On New Years Eve?
The Series Has Landed: First Proof That This Show Will Make You Feel Things
I, Roommate: The Frender Romcom
Love’s Labours Lost in Space: We Predicted Trump. We Are Sorry.
Fear of a Bot Planet: Bender Is Just An Asshole With Feelings
A Fishful of Dollars: At Least It Wasn’t Pineapple
My Three Suns: Best Fry Episode, Hands Down
A Big Piece of Garbage: Heroes-slow-walking-to-get-to-their-ship-and-save-the-world Trope
Hell Is Other Robots: The Devil Can Sing And It’s Amazing
A Flight to Remember: fake-relationship / Titanic AU 
Mars University: A Monkey Is Smarter Than Fry, But Not Cuter
When Aliens Attack: Tv Knowlage Saved The Day
Fry and the Slurm Factory: Grossest “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” Take So Far.

Season 2

I Second that Emotion: Bender Is Just An Asshole With Feelings, Part 2
Brannigan, Begin Again: We Saw You Liked Our Trump, So He’s More!
A Head in the Polls: And Now, Who Would Make A Bad President?
Xmas Story: We Like To Create Villains, Merry Christmas.
Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?: Zoidberg Is Ace, So I Tell You
The Lesser of Two Evils: An Evil Bender That’s Somehow Not As Evil As Bender
Put Your Head on My Shoulders: Amy And Fry, But Like It Goes Very Wrong
Raging Bender: Wrestling With Leela’s Bad Childhood Thrown In
A Bicyclops Built for Two: How Many Married… with Children Reference Can You Make In 20 Minutes?
A Clone of My Own: Cubert Calls Out All The Inconsistencies In The Show (he’s also very annoying)
How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back: The Famous “Do a flip” Moment
The Deep South: Southern Little Mermaid
Bender Gets Made: Stereotypical Mafia, But They’re All Robots
Mother’s Day: Mom And The Professor Banged
The Problem with Popplers: Waterfall #1 Is Down
Anthology of Interest I: Coolest 20 Minutes Ever Animated
War Is the H-Word: The War/Mulan AU You Didn’t Ask For, But You Wanted
The Honking: Frender And “Werewolfs”
The Cryonic Woman: Dammit Michelle!

(loosely based on x)

[Part 2] [Part 3]

cuddles (Toyotomi Hideyoshi)

I.
He tackles you in a hug, taking you down to the floor with him. He straddles your hips, giving you a cheeky smile and a laugh. You wrap your arms around his neck and bring him to you. He rests most of his weight on his forearms so that he doesn’t hurt you. He looks at you with sparkling eyes as he tells you that he loves you, no one else, forever. His eyes are misty and he shoves his head beside yours, trying to steady his breathing. He kisses your shoulder repeatedly, letting himself calm down to the steadiness of your breathing.

II.
You both are tucked neatly into your bedding. All of your limbs tangled with his, hands entwined. His eyes are closed and you simply observe his face. He looks young and playful, his ears stick out just like a monkey. You can’t hold back a giggle at the thought. His eyes open lazily as he pulls you closer to him. His tongue traces the seam of your lips before dipping the muscle in to aid him in remembering every part of you.

III.
He’s leaving for war once again and you’re staying behind this time. You bid him the best of luck, but he can see the fear in your eyes. He knows how much you lament war, it took your family, a feeling he knows all too well. He takes you into a light hug, rocking you gently. He whispers sweet nothings in your, some of which cause a blush to flare upon your cheeks. Most of all, he promises you that he will come back, even if it’s just to see you one last time. He swears it. He cups your cheeks with his hands and gives you a big, playful kiss before scampering back off to his place in the ranks, laughing all the way.

so after careful consideration i’ve decided the word that best fits harry’s album for me is BITCHIN. like the vibe, the sound, all that shit. it’s so good. the first thing that hit me wasn’t anything he sang about so much as all the different genres he played with and mushed together–dirty rock, indie pop, alt country, fok elements–and listening to it you can just feel how much harry loves music and how much he loves this music. 

some of the lyrics are freaky good and some of them are like… i won’t pretend i wasn’t kind of like “lol do u really wanna go with me about girls in skirts too short my man” at first, but listening to the actual songs changes everything, like, they’re just so good and such an experience? his raspy ass voice and the music really pulls it all together. like people were saying arctic monkeys vibes, but you gotta mix that with little richard and the stones and johnny cash and bon iver and stevie nicks yelling with all her rage and hurt at the end of “silver springs” and every piece of music that’s ever touched harry. some of the songs are just fun and a little filthy in the best way, like he’s got the whole history of rock n roll in his head rolling around with all his own thoughts, and some of them are truly like introspective and feel like he’s slicing open little parts of himself and pulling back the skin with his songs for everyone to see the messy wounded selfish parts. 

like… damn, i was prepared to love anything he did and i wont like i had some high expectations, but this is beyond anything i was expecting or hoping for?? i’m so impressed with him and excited that this is the shit he wants to do and how he wants to sound. and the thing is… this is just the beginning? like he’s going to keep growing as an artist and keep experimenting with genres and instruments and learning from other artists and like. fuck. i’m physically on my couch you know, but mentally emotionally spiritually i’m on the floor burning alive at how sick this is.

Things to never say to a Hirsute girl:

Or in general, to anyone who is suffering from excess hair, whether that be trans/PCOS/or any other type of medical condition. (I understand some are more directed towards females.)


1. “Is that hair on your _________ ?”
2. “What is that rash on your _____/______ ?”
3. “Do you not get scared when it comes to being intimate with your partner?”
4. “Does your partner mind that you’re hairy?”
5. “You’re so brave, I would of killed myself if this was happening to me.”
6. “Even though you’re hairy, you still look like a girl.”
7. “You may think being hairy is the end of the world, but someone out there is worse off than you.”
8. “My Mother’s friend’s daughter has hirsutism and her’s is worse than yours.”
9. “Have you thought of lazer hair removal/ electrolysis/ shaving with a razor/ waxing/ threading/ plucking/ bleaching?
10. “So, can you get pregnant?”
11. “If you had a baby, would you be scared that it would also have abnormal hair growth, you should know better than anyone that it would be cruel to have a baby under those circumstances!”
12. “Why is your makeup so heavy - you would look so much better if it was natural!!”
13. “My friend takes _____ to control her hirsutism, why don’t you try that?”
14. “Ha ha ha, you could always join the circus as a bearded lady!!!”
15. “It’s just a little hair, it could be SO much worse, you are overreacting!”
16. “You wear such baggy clothes that cover up everything, it’s so depressing, stop being lazy, shave your body and wear something more revealing!
17. “Does your partner see you when you’re hairy?”
18. “Does it not scare you to wake up next to your partner every morning with a full face of stubble!?!?!?”
19. “Asking for laser hair removal on the NHS/Insurance would be selfish, it’s a cosmetic thing, not for actually bettering your life!”
20. “You’re such a spoil sport, you’re hairy, so what, stop making everything about you!”
21. “You know I can still see your hair through your makeup?”
22. “Maybe if you lost some weight like the doctors say, the hair would stop.”
23. “You always have to make everything about you, no one cares that you’re hairy, you’re being OTT.”
24. “Have you thought about buying a NoNo? I hear great things about them!”
25. “Maybe if you stopped buying yourself things, you could afford laser hair removal. 
26. “Ugh, I just felt your stubble brush up against my face!!!”
27. “You know, in old middle eastern history, hairy women were a sign of femininity and extreme beauty.”
28. “You should be greatful the hair is only on _____ and ______ it could be so much worse.”
29. “Did you see that bearded woman on the news the other day? That will be you in 5 years!!! Ha ha ha.”
30. “Aw no, don’t be upset, you know I’m only joking, my hairy friend!!”
31. “Your hair is getting kinda long…. Do you not thing it’s time to shave/wax/whatever it yet?”
32. “I can shave your hair for you if you want…”
33. “You would look so much better and prettier if you weren’t hairy.”
34. “Have you tried drinking _____ and eating ______ …. I read on Google it can stop excess hair growth!”
35. “It annoys me that you waste GP time going to see your doc about your hair, It is only hair.”
36. “You’re hairy because you have more male hormones, than female ones? Does that mean you are going to grow a penis lol?”
37. “Happy Birthday!!!! We bought you a gift voucher to the local spa for a full body wax! Hope you like it.”
38. “A lot of girls have this issue, you’re not the only one, relax.”
39. “I read that hirsutism means that you aren’t as developed as other humans, and are more like monkeys, is that right?”
40. “You’re a great friend, I love you and everything, but I find your hair so gross, I wish you would just control it better and take some pride in yourself!”

After having severe hirsutism for the best part of 10 years, these are just a handful of the extremely hurtful things that have been said/happened to me. Some of them were clearly meant in good taste, but a safe thing is that, unless the hirsute person brings up their hair, don’t bring it up yourself. 

- A Hirsutim sufferer

Before Midnight.

Originally posted by pledisseventeen

part 1 | part 2
pairing: jeonghan x reader
words: 2004
au: cinderella

‘’Wasn’t the ball amazing?’’ Drizella exclaimed, swinging the doors open from the stepsisters shared bedroom. ‘’The most fantastic night ever!’’ Anastasia said, twirling in her dress. ‘’Quiet now, girls. We would not want to hurt Y/N’s feeling now do we? Wait until she leaves to her room at least,’’ you heard Stepmother say as they all laughed. You rolled your eyes as you listened from the kitchen. Little did she know that you had the most amazing time last night, dancing the night away with the Prince and having the cha to kiss him Gosh, you already missed him.

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anonymous asked:

Remember when Harry called out Niall's name and he responded, "yes pet?" Then, while Niall adorably tried to teach Harry Gaelic, Harry accidentally put his hand on Niall's? My favorite part is that Harry's hand is on Niall's for quite a bit before either of them notice.

Listen, the best part about Niall calling Harry ‘pet’ is that it’s no longer just a fic/headcanon thing – like…this is REAL LIFE:

And Harry “”accidentally”” putting his hand on Nialls??:

I beg to differ “”accidentally””; look at their faces!!

LOOK AT THEM

Traverse Town

- Oh joy, we’ve got Moogles in this universe too, I wonder if they deliver mail in this.

- Now I want Cid to tell Lazy Bum to sit his ass down and drink his goddamn tea

- Is it me or does Traverse Town kind of remind you of Kalm from FF VII

- Apparently Lazy Bum really is an idiot, he has a giant ass key and yet can’t open a simple safe.

- I like to believe that Squall changed his name just to distance himself from Laguna although I prefer to call him Angel, for obvious reasons.

- Don’t worry Donald, if Aerith scares you, just bring Sephiroth along next time, you’ll be safe then.

- I think snarky, apathetic Leon is a little better than Squall who prefers to stay silent, just because at least here, you can see how much of a fuck he really doesn’t give.

- Donald’s going to be the butt monkey in this series, isn’t he?

- I’ll give the game this, it’s bosses are actually kind of fun and fairly unique in some ways

- Wow, Donald and Goofy are kind of dicks although I wouldn’t put too much faith in a lazy bum either.

- I think I just found the best part of this series, getting to fight all the Disney villains.