the mishits

anonymous asked:

Fucking fence-sitter. Don't follow J2 blogs if you wanna suck Mishit's dick. You're not wanted there.

So, I’ve been debating on whether or not to respond to this for weeks, as it weirded me out. A lot. 

For what it’s worth, at this point in my fandom life I’m actually pulling away from Misha after I discovered the joke he made about roofies a few years back. That crossed the line for me, and though I wish Misha no harm I simply cannot in good conscience be a fan of his any longer. This is how I currently feel, though perhaps it will change in time. I have no way of knowing. My feelings regarding Misha, however, have no bearing on my love of Castiel as a character or Destiel (which is my absolute number one fictional ship, and likely always will be).

That being said, however, I can ship whatever feels right to me, admire any cast member I want to AND believe in the pure, sweet love of J2. They are not mutually exclusive.

So, in short, you can fuck right off. If you want to harass people, go harass those assholes bashing Jared or Jensen for asinine reasons. I’m sorry if my following your blog (whichever blog it may be) angered you so much, but your response is absolutely repulsive and I have to wonder how old you are to speak to someone you don’t know in such a way. 

My Junjou Romantica fanfic

constructive criticism compliments only pl0x


usami came back 2 da condo after his Gay day of his Gay writing.
he wanted to see his waifu misackee.

“//insert im home in japanese here” hte raboot said

he saw his gey lubber and like.
he fucking saw misock eating a tub of ice cream
jus tlike the entire fuckign thing

“nani the fucko is going on mysack” said da reboot

“THE H8ERS WER ON ME AGEN” cries the chikd

 “what the shit misak u twat. u r better dan dat,,,,, u r 21.” said rebok

 “no im 18” shitstain said

 “omfg socks sop being a littel bithc who knows what canon universe we’re in, ur crying pepe tears” said usack

“alright u mother memer” said nutsack while he sopped crying :’(

then michael myers sugoiied out of that house bc it was like work time or smthn

what is time

time is just a figment of our imagination

oh well we know salami made out with michael phelps so ya its gey X3 

——————

 at the fuckign work place desu

 “so like u gotta give this fuck ign paper to ihop or smthn” said a gay

 “h-hai,,,” said microscope

 —————– 

so misucc whent to ihoe and like???
ijuuin got in all of mishits biznuu????????????
so like ijuuin was like…..
gun…..
gay…………………..
and was like gay fo r mesook
but like misak was confizzled for brizzled
and left the international house of pancakes

 —————–

so yeah mitch went to the condo and like

hid what hapen about the gay at that pancake place to ushit

so yeah they banged

ill give you a line from “my immortal” of what it was like

bc i cant nsfw

And then… suddenly just as I Usagi kissed me passionately. Usagi climed on top me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took my top of and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. (im just taking everything from there). Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for like the hundredth time.

It was very gay and they made children or something.

end

MÜLLER: "A WORLD-CLASS MISHIT"

Question: Mr. Müller, can you talk us through your first goal?

Thomas Müller: Which version do you want to hear, the honest one?

Question: Both please. Let’s start with the honest one.

Müller: The ball comes to me on the right wing, and I immediately see Lewandowski starting to make a run into space in the box. I tried to cross it in, but after five metres, I saw that it wasn’t cross and was heading for the top corner. I watched it intently and was thinking: it’s looking good, it’s looking good… and then it went in. It was of course a bit lucky, a world class mishit.

Question: And the other version?

Müller: I saw Lewandowski make his run, and the goalkeeper moved with him. I saw in my periphery that he had left his far corner exposed. And then.. (laughs) – let’s take the first one, it’s the true version.

70 Years 2-3

Summary: In a world where each wizard has a soul mate, Harry knew all too well that you could find yours in the most unexpected places. He just didn’t expect to find his in the form of 18 years old Steve Rogers after a cursed amulet sends him back 70 years in the past.

Steve Rogers has grown up denying his urges towards men, but when faced with the mysterious new worker at the local grocery store, denying seemed no longer possible. There was just something about Harry Potter that made his heart beat. Harry’s obvious reciprocation of his feelings didn’t help either.

Despite the unforgiving era they live in, both boys thought they were going to be forever. That is until Harry disappears one beautiful Monday morning, never to be seen again. Consumed with grief by the loss of his lover, Steve decides to sacrifice himself by participating in the military’s Super Soldier Project where the chance of survival is less then 50%. What happened next is something not even he could predict.

Luckily, Fate isn’t that cruel as to tear them apart forever. 70 years have passed and it is time for the two lovers to reunite. Accepting Steve back in to his life was going to be easy but Harry wondered how he’ll ever be able to tell him about the child they had managed to create.

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