the mile high

anonymous asked:

More stupid crossover ideas! Shou dragging Ritsu along to raid Teru's wig stash, stealing a spare of Teru's mile high wig (or some other silly wig), then using telekinesis to stick it on Saitama. Cue confused Mob, annoyed Teru and distraught Genos. (Saitama doesn't notice right away, because he's Saitama).

hahahahahaha!!! Ritsu all mad at first, because this is another of Shou’s stupid jokes and he is wasting his precious time once again by helping with it … but not being able to contain his laugh at the sight of Saitama eating noodles while wearing the clasic tall wig as if nothing happened XDDDD

  • me: *draws Professor Kukui with nipples*
  • Ken Sugimori, perched atop his golden throne: *blows my head off from hundreds of miles away with high-powered sniper rifle*
masterlist of chanty’s mcu aus

Just wanted to make a list for my reference because I wanted to expand on some of these ‘verses, and then decided I should compile a list to keep track. Note that this list doesn’t include canon divergence aus because I have too many of those. Seriously, rarely do I ever write in 100% canon.

(In order of appearance.)


high school teachers au in which their students all think they’re a thing [romanogers]

high school au in which best friends steve and nat play seven minutes in heaven [romanogers]

college au in which drunk!nat meets steve at a bar [romanogers]

strangers at an airport au in which flight attendant!steve and personal assistant!nat join the mile high club [romanogers, ft. pepperony]

stuck in an ikea overnight au in which unresolved sexual tension gets resolved [romanogers]

modeling au in which steve and nat stand meet while doing tony a favor [romanogers, ft. pepperony]

roommates au in which nat and wanda meet while spending the night at doctor!steve and cop!bucky’s place [romanogers, winterwitch]

college au in which the ensemble takes a road trip [romanogers, winterwitch, ft. the ensemble]

night out au in which waitresses nat, wanda, and sharon draw eyes at a bar after work [romanogers ft. winterwitch, samsharon]

corporate au in which old flames are rekindled [romanogers]

coffeeshop au in which nat has a flirtation with barista!steve [romanogers]

bartender au in which bartender!bucky consoles wanda after a breakup [winterwitch]

retail au in which sales associate!wanda helps bucky pick out a gift for his sister [winterwitch]

roommates au in which bucky realizes he’s in love with his roommate [winterwitch]

college au in which steve and nat stay on campus for christmas break [romanogers]

royal au in which princess!nat and her personaly bodyguard!steve are secretly a thing [romanogers ft. t’challa/maria]

cabin au in which steve and nat’s cabins are across from each other [romanogers]

stuck in an elevator au in which things get heated [winterwitch]

college au in which there is a “drunken” confession [romanogers ft. winterwitch, samsharon]

high school au in which cheerleader!nat and artist!steve are dating [romanogers]

social media au in which the ensemble are co-stars in a popular television series [romanogers ft. the ensemble]

“lady and the tramp”-inspired au in which schoolgirl!wanda catches the eye of biker!bucky [winterwitch]

single parent au in which bucky’s little girl is enamored by kindergarten teacher!wanda [winterwitch]

university au in which professor!steve and student!nat have a thing for each other without realizing it [romanogers]

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Kisame: Distanced himself from comrades, worked alone (even when in a group), slaughtered fellow villagers, likened himself to a solitary killer, had no permanent ties, no family, no lovers, famously avoidant and cagey

Obito: *Appears*

Kisame: Why yes I would love to devote my life to you. Every breath. I’m all yours.

anonymous asked:

Okay, because I'm a sucker for top ten lists and future Viktuuri sex, so thanks to your post on Chris' best man speech: where are the top 10 most memorable places that they've had sex? I totally HC that now that they're public, they're less reserved about more public locations!

The Top 10 Most Memorable Places That Yuuri and Viktor Have Had Sex:

10) In a limo – they had to go to some Big Important Event and Yuuri finally let Viktor buy a new suit for him after months of protesting that it was unnecessary which backfired on Viktor because Yuuri looked hot as fuck and Viktor couldn’t keep his hands off on the journey there. Everyone ended up sort of side-eyeing them once they arrived at the party because they were all like ‘Nikiforov and Katsuki are looking very stylish tonight but also kind of…dishevelled?’

9) On Yuuri’s kitchen counter in Detroit – theoretically they were supposed to be in his bedroom but they didn’t quite make it. Phichit took one look at them when he got back a few hours later and was like ‘seriously guys? I eat there! And Yuuri your bedroom is like thirty seconds from here you couldn’t keep it in your pants for that long?’ Yuuri couldn’t look him in the eye for like a week afterwards. Viktor had no regrets.

8) On the beach at Hasetsu – they were out on a morning run with Vicchan and Makkachin and Viktor convinced Yuuri it was a good idea and that the beach was deserted so no-one would know. He was wrong but the old couple who saw them were just like ‘ah yes it’s just our Yuuri and his attractive foreign boyfriend, better to walk away before they know we’re here’ and Yuuri and Viktor never knew they’d been seen which was a good thing for Yuuri’s blood pressure  

7) On a plane – they both joined the mile high club after Yuuri won gold at the Four Continents and Viktor convinced him that celebratory sex in the plane bathroom was a good idea. Which it was but the air hostess gave them very knowing looks when they both finally left the room five minutes apart with lovebites covering their necks and their clothes all skewed

6) At a club – Even though Viktor likes the fact that he’s Yuuri’s one and only he also feels a little guilty that he had his wild younger years in his early twenties and got a fair bit of experience while Yuuri never did and he doesn’t ever want Yuuri to end up resenting him for that. But Yuuri was like ‘I don’t care, you were the only person I wanted to sleep with anyway I was never interested in random hook-ups with anyone else’ so Viktor was like ‘why don’t you have a random hookup with me instead then?’ So they ended up doing that thing that some couples do when they pretend not to know each other and chat each other up in a club for fun except Yuuri got really nervous beforehand, took several shots to loosen up, got an unexpected rush of confidence that was partially alcohol  related and partially the anonymity of the club they were in letting him get properly into Eros mode and the night ended with him completely seducing a very willing Viktor, a lapdance and them both screwing in the back of the club because they couldn’t keep their hands off each other.

5) In a lift – They were both trapped in a lift in a hotel that broke down for a while and when they were finally rescued everyone was like ‘oh my god are you ok, it must have been so scary being stuck in there alone for like two hours’ and Viktor was like ‘oh. Yeah. Terrifying.’ *shifty eyes* while Yuuri went bright red. Then after when they thought they’d gotten away with it Yuuri was suddenly like ‘Viktor…lifts have cameras in them don’t they?’ and that was the moment they realised they both fucked up. (It was fine though because no footage could ever be released because of the hotel privacy policy. But one security guard certainly got a show)

4) At a restaurant – Viktor did that thing at a fancy restaurant they were at for Yuuri’s birthday where he’s like ‘oh no I dropped my fork *disappears under the table for fifteen minutes*’ and Yuuri nearly bit through his lip trying to keep a straight face and not let on to anyone around them what was happening  

3) In the showers at Viktor’s home rink in St Petersburg – Yuuri decided to surprise Viktor after practice and it all went downhill from there. Yurio once overheard Viktor mentioning it while flirting with Yuuri at the rinkside and has never used any of the showers at the rink again

2) In a cabin in the woods – About a year into their relationship Yuuri started to get really self-conscious and anxious about all the media attention and the obsessed fans and how there was always paparazzi hanging around them and so Viktor rented out a completely secluded cabin in the woods as far away from civilisation as he could find on an impulse to try and give Yuuri a relaxing break. Since neither of them knew literally anything about outdoor survival they just stockpiled it with food and wood for the fire and disappeared for a week. They spent most of that week hiking (mainly consisting of them both getting lost and Viktor nearly dying multiple times), cuddling up together to watch the sunrise and sunset and having sex marathons on the fur rug in front of the fire a la every romance film ever. Viktor still considers it one of the best decisions he’s ever made and now has a yearly reservation.

1) In a bathroom at the European Championships – Yuuri promised to give Viktor a ‘reward’ if he won the Euros which lead to them having sex in the skater’s bathroom after the medal ceremony. Chris happened to walk in on them halfway and because Chris is Chris when they noticed him he was just like ‘don’t let me stop you’ and smirked. Viktor was 100% ready to ignore him and continue but Yuuri, unfortunately, was not. Viktor ended up getting his reward that night in the hotel room instead.

Mile High Club

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: NSFW, blowjobs

Word Count: 785

Prompt: The reader finds a quick way to calm Dean down during a flight.

Beta: @impala-dreamer

Originally posted by wellcometothedarkside

“Dean, you need to calm down. You’re freakin’ everyone out here,” Sam grumbled, punching his brother’s shoulder. “It’s a plane, not the Titanic.”

“Planes can crash,” Dean countered. “The Titanic sunk, it’s possible that this metal thing could just blow up any second.”

A woman in front of Dean turned around, shooting him a glare as she tried to comfort her young son who was now about as freaked out as Dean. “Planes are built to fly. They always check them before they go up,” she stated matter-of-factly. The second she turned her back, Dean was mocking her. This time you punched his arm.

The plane hit a bit of turbulence in the air, and you grit your teeth when Dean’s nails sunk into your arm. “Release the death grip, my arm’s gonna fall off.” He sighed, unleashing your arm. “C’mon, let’s go see if we can get you some water.” You suggested, having had enough of Dean’s panic.

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Aaaaand here’s another batch of official ace attorney merchandise for sale! This time, it’s ALL limited edition merchandise! (which means it’s harder to find on other sites etc…) ( ; u ; ) /

UPDATE: SELLING IS NOW CLOSED // LOOK FORWARD TO THE NEXT SET OF MERCH TO BE SOLD! (Larry didn’t get sold so look forward to seeing him again in the next set!)

Individually/per item:

  • Phoenix Wright keychain [15 USD] (bought)
  • Maya Fey keychain [15 USD](bought)
  • Miles Edgeworth keychain [15 USD](bought)
  • Franziska von Karma keychain [15 USD] (bought)
  • Larry Butz keychain [15 USD] 
  • Kid!Phoenix keychain [13 USD] (has a minor scratch but not that noticeable) (bought)
  • Kid!Edgeworth keychain [15 USD] (bought)
  • Kid!Larry keychain [10 USD](has a minor scratch but not that noticeable)
  • Ema Skye crepe badge [8 USD] (has some minor scratches) (bought)
  • Keychain based from the Ace Attorney Epos Card Art [9 USD] (a rather small item) (bought)
  • Godot & Klavier coaster [8 USD] (a rather small item) (bought)
  • Edgeworth & Franziska coaster [8 USD] (a rather small item) (bought)

(discount) per set: (like if you want to buy two or more stuff… although this option is not available once someone buy’s one of the items individually etc…)

  • Phoenix Wright keychain + Kid!Phoenix keychain [25 USD]
  • Miles Edgeworth keychain + Kid!Edgeworth keychain [28 USD]
  • Larry Butz keychain + Kid!Larry keychain [23 USD]
  • Both coasters [14 USD]

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It was tough competition, what with Knuckles’ own “Angel Hash”.

Long Plane Rides with BTS

Anonymous said: Can you do what would be included in a long plane ride with each member of BTS? Thanks!!

This is really original, I like it! Thanks for requesting! I figure that usually BTS are either on a private plane or in first class so yeah

A long plane ride with BTS would include:

Namjoon:

  • He would share his entire music library with you and recommend songs
  • Would DEFINITELY hold your hand for the entire flight
  • A lot of really sweet pecks on the tip of your nose
  • Lowkey would definitely love to make you apart of the Mile High Club
  • When it would get really late and the two of you were tired, the arms on the seats between you would go up
  • And he would sit against the window and let you climb into his lap so you could stare out the window as you tried to fall asleep
  • When you woke up he’d offer to carry your luggage off the plane and impress you but you knew he would just trip and fall lol

Jimin:

  • The type to make sure you were always comfortable
  • He’s been on enough long plane rides to know that being comfortable is key so he’d request a bunch of fuzzy blankets and soft pillows
  • The two of you would watch soooo many movies, like you’d just go through movie after movie
  • And a lot of the time one of you would fall asleep and when you did, Jimin would pull you closer to him or let you lay on his lap as he stroked your hair
  • You’d always have to make sure he didn’t leave anything in the seat before you all got off because he constantly forgets stuff
  • The two of you wouldn’t even talk a lot, it would just be constant cuddles and the occasional comment about the movie or one of the boys snoring

Suga:

  • He’d always try to sleep for the first leg of the flight and then be awake for the rest
  • He’d be the one that always gets pranked because he’s constantly asleep and totally out of it
  • You’re always prying a permanent marker from Taehyung’s hands or shaving cream from Jimin’s to keep them away from Yoongi
  • When Yoongi was awake he’d have an arm around you the entire time or have your hands intertwined
  • He’d laugh when you got over excited about going through clouds or a little bit of rain
  • And if you got scared of the turbulence he’s pull you close to him and mumble reassuring words and kissing your lips to distract you

Jungkook:

  • Kookie would be the type to talk about the plane crashing and all its impending doom
  • Sound effects included
  • And you’d just smack his chest lightly before nuzzling into his neck for a nap
  • The two of you would be playing games on each others phones for the entirety of the flight no doubt
  • “I bet I can beat you,” He’d taunt and get all competitive
  • “Try me, Jeon,” You’d say, and if he ended up winning he’d go running around the cabin and disturbing all the boys
  • Would probably be wondering why GOT7′s Yugyeom and BamBam weren’t answering his texts and he’d just look so sad when you said it was because there was no signal 40,000 feet in the air
  • Dance competitions between him and Jimin the entire flight

Jin:

  • The two of you would talk the entire time and probably really make the boys mad
  • Yoongi went to go sleep in the bathroom once because the two of you would not shut up
  • Always giggling and laughing at his lame jokes but he knew you loved them
  • You two would always go and look up more jokes with the in-flight wifi and annoy the boys with them when you landed
  • There was probably a time when Jin asked if he could meet the pilot and all the boys groaned because he was such a mom

J-Hope:

  • Even the pilot told you guys to quiet down because he couldn’t hear the control tower from his radio
  • Super loud, always the life of the party
  • He probably would also show you his music libraries and argue with you if you told him to change the song because you didn’t like it
  • But in the middle of the night if he saw you were sleeping, he’s let you lay your head on your lap and constantly adjust the blankets to make sure you keep warm
  • Always the sunshine when you guys have to wake up and get off the plane early, constantly making you all feel better because he’s just so positive

Taehyung:

  • Right off the bat, he would ask you to play iSpy with him
  • But he’d be really corny and be like, “I spy something so cute and adorable I just can’t stand it,” and you’d think it was you
  • and when you pointed at yourself he’d be like “No, me.” But then give you his boxy smile and you couldn’t help but laugh
  • Tickle fights that would make the boys mad because you were being loud
  • You two would make fun of Namjoon when he tried to flirt with the hostess and then give him flirting tips and he’d just glare at you two
  • And when it was time to settle down he would lay in back of you and you’d have your head under his chin while you shared the same blanket
The Bus Smut

Summary: While on the TATINOF american tour bus, Dan convinces Phil to leave their own private bunks in the middle of the night to spend the night in the “forbidden bedroom” at the back of the bus. But, spending the night together innocently isn’t what Dan has in mind. Add a suspicious unnamed tour manager and a bumpy road and things get interesting. 

Pairing: Dan Howell/Phil Lester

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Daddy kink, rimming, blowjobs, unprotected consensual sex

“Bye guys!” I smile, Dan smiles, waving at the enormous crowd ahead of us, flashing lights and squeals bombarding us.

We walk off the stage, and once my eyes adjust to the significantly darker lighting backstage, I suddenly become aware of Dan’s erratic behavior. He grimaces at every person who walks past us, pulling off his gold show-jacket as he speed walks into the dressing room.

“Dan?” I yell at him through the people, running after him.

He doesn’t stop, plowing past staff.

“Dan!”

He slams the dressing room door in my face, and before I can say anything, I hear the lock click.

“Dan? Come on, what the hell is going on?” I pound on the door.

I stand there for a few minutes, assuring all the staff that he’s fine. I make up a lie about him having a stomache ache, and the stage lights made it worse.

I eventually sink to the floor, giving up my fight, talking to him through the door. I gasp for air, my lungs still not adjusting to the extremely high altitude of Colorado. Mile High City indeed.

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