the midnight snack

“Oh hey bro. You can’t sleep either? I was just looking for a midnight snack but nothing looks like it will satisfy me. That boner in your boxers might though.”

My little bro thought he was being sneaky when he was spying on me. I showed him that it’s even better when you just come out and say what you want.

Imagine:

You’re famous for the terrible sense of direction between your friends. This disadvantage result in you losing in the city where you were born and raised, only because you’re out for midnight snack. Fortunately, Captain America comes to your rescue. You share a meal together and after that, you have a few night confession and sometimes even bump into each other( though you strongly suspect that it’s all planed) Eventually, Steve and you start a formal date    

dollycrybaby  asked:

If I were dating you, we would have burping competitions, impromptu roadtrips/long drives, midnight snack runs, buying toys and acting like 5 year olds, brushing/stroking your hair, scratching your back, random sing a longs (even though my voice will make your ears bleed, blasting [old] songs and dancing around and all the cuddles in the world.

You had me at stroking my hair 💕

4

Cyanide and Sovietwomble were streaming from their car, starting with a midnight burger snack and then driving through the roads…

How dare they do this… H o w da re..!!! When I picture them as altmal..!!! Characteristics are not too off either, they are just, more cuter and jokey ;-;

Jungkook Fanfic Rec

In honour of his birthday, these my friends are just some of my favourite Jungkook fanfics! They are all damn well written not like my shit and the authors are so talented, amazing and brilliant they DON’T NEED NO INTRODUCTION. We cannot compete with dis awesomeness! There is like a shit ton of smut AND I AM NOT ASHAMED CUS THEY ARE SO WELL WRITTEN I CONSIDER THESE FANFICS ART! I love you please never stop writing

Originally posted by chimchams

One shots:

Midnight Snack (Fluff)

The reason why (Fluff)

Relinquish (Angst/Fluff)

Amortentia  (Fluff)

I Need You  (Angst/Fluff)

Safe and Sound  (Fluff)

Halcyon  (Fluff)

Care  (Fluff)

Competitive edge  (Fluff)

Bread Pudding (Fluff)

Sleepy (Fluff)

Truth or Dare (Fluff/Semi-Smut)

Canvas   (Fluff)

Bedtime  (Fluff)

The Boyfriend Shirt™ (Fluff)

Lucky  (Angst)

Wild Hearts (Angst)

I dare you (Taehyung x You x Jungkook, m)

Oh, so delicious (m)

Melomaniac (M)  

Pour Up (M)

Tight  (Jungkook x She x Jimin, m)

Syrup (m)

Philophobia (m)

Shameless (Taehyung POV) (m)

Beneficial (m)

Cobalt and Charcoal (m)- ft. Yoongi

Case Closed (m)

Summer’s Over (M)

Playing to Win (m)- threesome ft. Taehyung

Tinder 2.0 (m)

In Bloom (m)

Fact over Fancy

Tattoo artist!jeongguk (Fluff/Smut)

A Hundred Lifetimes (Angst/Smut)


Series:

First Light  (2/2)

Best Friend  1 // 2 // 3 [Complete]

Untouchable [1]

Accelerate onetwofinal

ShadesStormy Weather (M)

Try Hard Part 1 Part 2 (M)

Brother’s Best Friend Part 1 Part 2  Part 3

Next Door Playboy Part 1 / Part 2

Think Fast  Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Roommate  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Vow  1, 2, 3

Soulmates 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Neighbour!AU 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // 10

I hate you, I love you  Pt. | 1 | 2 | (complete)

Future Hearts [ft. Jimin] Pt. | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Hidden Stars [ft. Yoongi]  Pt. | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | (complete) 

Kitten [Bad boy!Jungkook / Gang!Bangtan, Fluff/Angst/Smut] 01,  0203

Lust & Errors (M): 01 | 02 | 03 | 04

Sillage (soulmate AU) p1 | p2 | p3 | p4 | p5 | p6 | p7

Bunny Boy (m) Pt. 1 | Pt. 2 | Pt. 3 | Pt. 4 | Pt. 5 

Spellbound | fluff - Raising demons | fluff ; smut

Blog mentioned: @jiminables; @imaginethisbts; @sylph-wings; @cuzimsickwithhope; @jungblue; @btswriter; @sugaofdaegu; @myfeelsinink; @littleclumsyqueen; @idolimagines; @hobibliophile; @mlkygguk; @optosomnio; @slayyoongi; @zeurin; @keypea; @taehxyung; @agustdeer; @btsmutimagines; @kareverie; @pjiminnie; @jungkookfortunekookies; @btsfix; @boyfriendkook; @an-exotic-writer; @taehyugme; @zephyoongist; @xiutingmyself; @twistaed; @jiminniemouse

Hope I’ve done this right and gave everybody the right credits! If not please let me know! :)

time for a midnight snack *squirts some ketchup in my mouth* yummy 

time for a midnight snack *squirts some ketchup in my mouth* yummy 

time for a midnight snack *squirts some ketchup in my mouth* yummy 

time for a midnight snack *squirts some ketchup in my mouth* yummy 

time for a midnight snack *squirts some ketchup in my mouth* yummy 

time for a midnight snack *squirts some ketchup in my mouth* yummy 

time for a midnight snack *squirts some ketchup in my mouth* yummy 

time for a midnight snack *squirts some ketchup in my mouth* yummy 

time for a midnight snack *squirts some ketchup in my mouth* yummy 

time for a midnight snack *squirts some ketchup in my mouth* yummy 

time for a midnight snack *squirts some ketchup in my mouth* yummy

Dating Fred would include…

-tickle fights
-always getting into trouble with him and George
-Molly knitting you a sweater for Christmas
-sneaking around at night to get a midnight snack
-a game about who of you can talk to Snape for the longest amount of time until he leaves
-Fred calling you “bird”
-kisses on your nose
-bellyache because of so much laughing
-you and George colouring Fred’s face when he falls asleep with his head resting on your knees
-Fred kissing the top of your head because you’re so much shorter than him

Why The Signs Are Still Awake

Aries: Sexting probably

Taurus: Midnight snack!!!

Gemini: Existential crisis

Cancer: Crying over an ex

Leo: Too lazy to go to bed

Virgo: Reading fanfic

Libra: Bubble bath

Scorpio: Selling their soul to Satan

Sagittarius: Laughing astrology posts

Capricorn: Cat videos

Aquarius: Yoga

Pisces: They’re asleep

🎄 Christmas Asks 🎄

Snowflakes: Are you having a wintery or summery Christmas? 
Twinkle: Do you prefer white or colourful Christmas lights?
Carols: Favourite Christmas song? 
Eggnog: What’s your favourite Christmas time drink?
Stockings:  What is on your Christmas wishlist? 
Crackers: Lamest joke you have found in a Christmas cracker? 
Presents: Do you open presents on Christmas or Christmas Eve?
Ribbons: Have you wrapped any presents yet? If yes, what and for who?
Star: Is there a star or an angel on top of your tree? 
Teddy-bear: Favourite toy from Santa as a kid? 
Mistletoe: Ever had a kiss under the mistletoe?
Angels: Do you have a favourite Christmas movie? If yes, what?
Pudding: Name your perfect Christmas dinner!
Tinsel: When do you put up your Christmas tree? 
Santa: What did you leave for Santa as a midnight snack? 
Candy cane: What is your favourite Christmas treat?
Bells: What is your favourite Christmas tradition? 
Wreath: Who all is joining you for Christmas dinner? 
Reindeer: Have you ever been for a sleigh ride? 
Frosty the Snowman: Have you ever had a white Christmas? 
Elf: Favourite Christmas memory? 
Tree: Do you have a traditional Christmas?
Candle: Name smells that reminds you of Christmas!
Robin Red-Breast: Do you still get excited by Christmas? 
Glitter: What is the weirdest Christmas decoration you own/owned?
Baubles: Describe a handmade decoration you made as a kid!

Have you guys heard of the saying that quiet people know more about you than you think because they listen to their surroundings?  I’ve had this crazy crack theory that Gorilla secretly knows what goes on in the Agreste household.

  • He supports Adrien as Chat Noir because he knows the kid needs the break.
  • He is one of Chat’s biggest fans and has his merchandise.
  • One night, Plagg was hankering for some cheese and snuck down to the kitchen.  Gorilla caught him.  Plagg freaked out until he realized Gorilla was holding some camembert out to him.  Since then, they’ve become midnight snack buddies.
  • If Gabriel really is Hawkmoth, he knows it.  He doesn’t support it, but what is he going to do?  Just protect this idiot until he comes to his senses.

There was a hilarious fan comic where Nathalie found out all of this (with the addition of Adrien’s mom as the peacock) and it was suggested that Gorilla already knew, so at least one other person had the same idea. Where am I getting this from?  Let me direct your attention to the ML “L'Imposteur (Copycat)” episode.

Gorilla (does this guy have an actual name?) is driving Adrien back to the school to get his phone when a news report says that Chat Noir has stolen the Mona Lisa.  They pull up in front of the school and Adrien huffs out of the car.

He left the door wide open.  I wonder how many times he’s mumbled to himself about cat-themed superheroes within earshot of Gorilla.  This time, he’s yelling about how the thief is a terrible fake and is not Chat Noir.  With the damned door still wide open and within steps of his driver.

Seconds later, Chat Noir lands behind the car.  There was NO ONE ELSE on that street.  And there’s your boy Chat Noir just jumping off of the school building right behind you, after your charge just barreled out of the car literally yelling about him.  Gorilla didn’t even change expression.

(The weather report is JUST that important, guys.)

Some time later (taking into account the trip to the Louvre, running from the cops, catching the bad guy, etc.), Chat reappears and lands on the trunk of the car.  Gorilla notices that one.

(I have to buff that out.  I’m gonna have to talk to Plagg about this shit.)

Almost IMMEDIATELY after Chat Noir shows back up, there’s Adrien.

Adrien: I didn’t find my phone :( :( :(

Gorilla: *thinking* Maybe if you’d looked… -_-


The conclusion is that I know Gorilla’s character is probably just supposed to be there for comic relief, but I like to think he’s more in-depth than the viewers are led to believe.  


Bonus:

Also, can we talk about this guy??

(Look kids, it’s Chat Noir!!!)

(Oh noes!!!1!!)

The dad’s face stays like that after the copy cat steals the painting.

WTF?!