Hello and welcome to The Great Middle Earth Bake Off!
Before we get started on the making and baking tomorrow
evening, I thought it would be nice for you to meet your amateur bakers!
So have a read, and tag, comment or inbox me to vote for
your favourite baker to avoid their elimination from the competition!
An interesting entry to Bake Off given that he had no idea
he had been entered, the baking he does for his children had inspired them to
put their da forward.
Bard works as a mechanic in Wales, living with his three
children they have been the inspiration for most of Bard’s baking creations,
his youngest Tilda promises that his caterpillar cakes are a force to be reckoned
Far from a perfectionist, Bard is much more about substance
than style in his baking, will that scupper him in the showstopper challenge?
How does one describe Thranduil Oropherion? Driven,
confident, patient, perfectionist.
Thranduil is a CEO based in Surrey, and has been considering
entering Bake Off for a few years now, but it is only this year that his little
son Legolas has deemed him finally ready, and it must be said, he seems to be
Thranduil’s attention to detail and patience will no doubt
make him a force to be reckoned with in the technical bake, but will he have
trouble keeping to the allocated time? In restricted time, sometimes patience
is not such a virtue.
Bilbo Baggins of Bag End, in the small Hamlet on Hobbiton
deep in the countryside of Hertfordshire has been baking since before he could
walk, reportedly it was something his mother and father loved to do together,
even if for a while Bilbo threw more flour around than actually helped bake.
Encouraged by his boyfriend, a Mr Thorin Oakenshield, and
his nephew Frodo, Bilbo has finally entered Bake Off, heading in with a very
calm and collected attitude.
Bilbo is likely to own the signature bake challenge, but is
he adventurous enough in his baking to really take on the showstopper round?
One of my favourite things to see in the middle east, and i remember seeing this in turkey a lot, was the sight of neon green city lights (not traffic lights) glowing through palm trees, sometimes from a lit up city mosque at night. That juxtaposition of artificial green light and palm trees is so ‘tumblr’ now but when I was a teenager it gave me *Feels*
Random gifs of Eddie Redmayne being directed/acting/chilling with Mila on the set of Jupiter Ascending. My favourite one is the middle gif - the contrast between Eddie, resplendent in his glittering cape and conversing with a literal rat man, and the crew members, in their Primark shirts and shorts, is highly amusing to me.
one of my favourite things is middle-aged russian ladies saying “молодой человек” when they want to call over men of various ages (usually 20-40, I would say), cause it literally translates to “young person”