That moment when I'm trying to free up space on my phones but have so many 1st person pov sex videos i made with all the hot women i've been with since I got divorced last year that I decide to go buy a bigger memory card instead.
Seriously, my 3 phones are Methed-up-samurai porn gold mines, there’s probably over 40 women showing me a great time on them… i love the single life. I really shouldve left that bitch a long fuckin time ago Lol.
The Moral of the story kids is: DO NOT TIE YOURSELF DOWN INTO A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP WHILE YOU’RE YOUNG, WAIT TILL YOU’RE AT LEAST IN YOUR MID TO LATE 20’S. DON’T WASTE YOUR GOOD YEARS TRYING TO PLAY THAT HS SWEETHEART IMMA LOVE YOU FOREVER BULLSHIT. YOU BOTH WON’T BE THE SAME DUMBASSES YOU WERE IN HS TEN YEARS LATER. THAT HALLMARK VALENTINE’S DAY CARD PUPPY LOVE SHIT WON’T MEAN SHIT AFTER YOU FIND YOURSELF.