the media cows

Cow Tracker 30.7.5.(1/2) Update

-options to turn on/off ufo interference with your Cow Tracker
-options to turn on/off location with other people with Cow Tracker or Facebook
-in-app currency, Cow Dollars, are replaced with Moo Coins (this is due to a community wide dispute)
-fixes saving point bugs
-mini bug collector app can be installed within the game
-restriction of social media, Cow Tracker will make your posts for you (this does not have an option setting and we don’t intend to ever)
-sounds added: when you open your Cow Tracker App it makes a melody of moos to calm you down

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Open Letter to 1DHQ, et. al:

I’m seeing important people in this fandom-who have attended multiple concerts & spent thousands of dollars-leaving because of your utter bullshit. And they have every right to feel hurt and slighted by what your client said in a gay-friendly magazine.  If your ultimate goal is to devalue the 1D brand as they transition to smarter, more competent, more humane management, then you’re doing a bang-up job. Kudos. If your secondary goal is to rid the fandom of all the Larries because we are so “threatening” to Liam, Niall, Harry and Louis, then you’re also doing a pretty good job of that.

HOWEVER

I’m not leaving.

You can delete my Larry-friendly blog with 13K followers, you can suspend my Larry twitter for the tenth time, you can “green light” homophobic bullshit in the media until the cows come home but

I’M. NOT. LEAVING.

And now I’m pissed off. Royally. We love these amazingly talented boys who bring us so much joy yet you’ve continually kicked us in the teeth over our one cardinal sin: thinking/knowing/believing Harry and Louis are in a committed relationship. And quite frankly, I’m sick of it. So here’s my tactic, just to piss you off:

I’M. STAYING.

And I’ll wave my rainbow flag, and tweet 100 times a day “Larry is Real” and I’ll reblog erotic Larry fan art, and I’ll write 20 smutty Larry fan fictions because that’s what I like to do. Also because it will completely piss you off. So when “Laundry Day” happens and Harry and Louis finally, mercifully come out of the closet, I can tell my fellow Larries “WE MADE IT!” I also will write “FUCK YOU” on my rainbow flag and send it to your office via first class post.

In sum:

FUCK YOU

for making people feel badly about themselves for being non-straight, non-CIS, and for invalidating their identities. For making a fandom so toxic that people have to leave in order to preserve their well-being and mental health. And for continuously marketing “Larry” as a conspiracy theory and something that should be quickly dismissed if you were a “real fan”. When in reality, Harry and Louis’ love story is inspiring and beautiful and amazing and could’ve been marketed brilliantly for the past five years to make you even more money.

I feel like a prize fighter in the ninth round of a heavyweight fight and I’m bleeding profusely from a giant gash across my head and my eye is swollen shut and my jaw is broken in two places and my opponent has me pinned against the ropes just pummeling me. But somehow, someway, I find the strength to deliver one final, lethal punch that knocks my opponent out and

I WIN.

I think it’s much easier for a trans woman or a trans man who authentically kind of looks and plays the role. So what I call my presentation. I try to take that seriously. I think it puts people at ease. If you’re out there and, to be honest with you, if you look like a man in a dress, it makes people uncomfortable. So the first thing I can do is try to present myself well. I want to dress well. I want to look good. When I go out, as Kim says, you’ve got to rock it because the paparazzi will be there.
— 

Caitlyn Jenner said these words to TIME magazine. Oh my god. What in the world. 

I dont know for how many days I’ve been watching this straight now, 52 parts consisting of 15-20 minutes per part. 

AND I FINALLY MADE IT TO THE ENDING.

CHRIST THE FEELS :(((((

FUCKING SPOILER ALERT INCOMING

The Fireflies have done this to dozens of people that were immune just like Ellie and they ended up dead. After gaining knowledge of that,Joel went on a total killing spree in that hospital to save Ellie after finding out that the operation would end up killing her.

STILL NO CURE AFTER ALL THESE PEOPLE WERE TESTED ON. 

(basically they all just died lololol)

SO THEN JOEL WENT INTO HIS PAPA-RAGEMODE IN THE HOSPITAL AND GOES AND DROPS EVERY MOTHER FUCKER THERE.

(except for the soldiers that were left when he picked up Ellie in the operating room cause he was trying to get the fuck outta there fast)

another spoiler

OH HE KILLS MARLENE TOO. MAHAHAHAHA BITCH.

pretty happy with how the game ended. 

he told her he’d teach her to play the guitar and swim and all sorts a nice feel-y stuff.

I knew he’d go all daddy on her.

I LOVE YOU NAUGHTY DOG.

TIME TO GET ME SOME REST <3