the media cows

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Indian. Men. On. The. Internet.

Clueless, ignorant and offended AS FUCK.

The minute you criticise the country and the crime rate against women, it’s “but so and so country is much worse” or “be glad you’re not in Saudi Arabia” or “women should be more careful and stay home after midnight” and all other bullshit.

The minute you talk about atrocities (like the people, mostly Muslim, being lynched for the possession of beef) it’s “so you believe the media” or “the cow is a holy animal to most Indians” or “its dirty politics” (like no shit, dimwit)
Apart from the cis gender male Hindus in this country, who really is safe?

And I’m tired of Indian men always saying “we had a woman president” as if that won them the best country for women award or something. BITCH, America had a black president for 8 years and the KKK and neo-nazis are still active and in action while black men are getting shot down by the police on a monthly basis.
So shut the hell up and listen to women when they are telling you about their lives. Listen to their experiences. Ask your mother how many men have touched and groped her without her consent. Ask your sister how many times she was teased while taking public transport to school or college and how many men tried to sneakily snap pictures of her.

Because if you don’t believe the words of a female stranger, at least you’ll believe your own family.

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Open Letter to 1DHQ, et. al:

I’m seeing important people in this fandom-who have attended multiple concerts & spent thousands of dollars-leaving because of your utter bullshit. And they have every right to feel hurt and slighted by what your client said in a gay-friendly magazine.  If your ultimate goal is to devalue the 1D brand as they transition to smarter, more competent, more humane management, then you’re doing a bang-up job. Kudos. If your secondary goal is to rid the fandom of all the Larries because we are so “threatening” to Liam, Niall, Harry and Louis, then you’re also doing a pretty good job of that.

HOWEVER

I’m not leaving.

You can delete my Larry-friendly blog with 13K followers, you can suspend my Larry twitter for the tenth time, you can “green light” homophobic bullshit in the media until the cows come home but

I’M. NOT. LEAVING.

And now I’m pissed off. Royally. We love these amazingly talented boys who bring us so much joy yet you’ve continually kicked us in the teeth over our one cardinal sin: thinking/knowing/believing Harry and Louis are in a committed relationship. And quite frankly, I’m sick of it. So here’s my tactic, just to piss you off:

I’M. STAYING.

And I’ll wave my rainbow flag, and tweet 100 times a day “Larry is Real” and I’ll reblog erotic Larry fan art, and I’ll write 20 smutty Larry fan fictions because that’s what I like to do. Also because it will completely piss you off. So when “Laundry Day” happens and Harry and Louis finally, mercifully come out of the closet, I can tell my fellow Larries “WE MADE IT!” I also will write “FUCK YOU” on my rainbow flag and send it to your office via first class post.

In sum:

FUCK YOU

for making people feel badly about themselves for being non-straight, non-CIS, and for invalidating their identities. For making a fandom so toxic that people have to leave in order to preserve their well-being and mental health. And for continuously marketing “Larry” as a conspiracy theory and something that should be quickly dismissed if you were a “real fan”. When in reality, Harry and Louis’ love story is inspiring and beautiful and amazing and could’ve been marketed brilliantly for the past five years to make you even more money.

I feel like a prize fighter in the ninth round of a heavyweight fight and I’m bleeding profusely from a giant gash across my head and my eye is swollen shut and my jaw is broken in two places and my opponent has me pinned against the ropes just pummeling me. But somehow, someway, I find the strength to deliver one final, lethal punch that knocks my opponent out and

I WIN.

youtube

Did you want to be at our PAX panel but missed out due to the minor inconvenience of being hundreds, perhaps thousands, of miles away?

Thanks to our buddies over at The Media Cows you can check out a video of the panel! It’s like time-delayed panel attendance. Basically, it’s time travel.

So come hang out with us by video proxy and watch the Saints Row Announcement Panel: Gat Out of Hell Panel from PAX 2014.

I think it’s much easier for a trans woman or a trans man who authentically kind of looks and plays the role. So what I call my presentation. I try to take that seriously. I think it puts people at ease. If you’re out there and, to be honest with you, if you look like a man in a dress, it makes people uncomfortable. So the first thing I can do is try to present myself well. I want to dress well. I want to look good. When I go out, as Kim says, you’ve got to rock it because the paparazzi will be there.
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Caitlyn Jenner said these words to TIME magazine. Oh my god. What in the world. 

Infamous II | II suomafnI

I was with Zachary the other day and we visited our stoner friend, Jor Jor. Well, we wanted to trade him video game for video game. Zak tried giving him Prototype, and when Jor Jor saw it, he scoffed and said, “Infamous is so much better,” and then proceeded to show us the game. Mind you, he has never played Prototype. So Zachary and I observe. I scoffed. Zak scoffed. That game doesn’t have shit on Prototype, I’ll tell you what.

So today, I decided to see if Infamous 2 would be any good. I went onto Youtube in search of a good walkthrough video. I then happen to stumble upon one with generally good quality.* I began to observe. Not three minutes in, they show me this scene:

Yes, I did create this. Once I got to this point, I searched for Prototype and watched the walkthrough again. I felt it necessary.



(* Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgKk24mYDys)

I dont know for how many days I’ve been watching this straight now, 52 parts consisting of 15-20 minutes per part. 

AND I FINALLY MADE IT TO THE ENDING.

CHRIST THE FEELS :(((((

FUCKING SPOILER ALERT INCOMING

The Fireflies have done this to dozens of people that were immune just like Ellie and they ended up dead. After gaining knowledge of that,Joel went on a total killing spree in that hospital to save Ellie after finding out that the operation would end up killing her.

STILL NO CURE AFTER ALL THESE PEOPLE WERE TESTED ON. 

(basically they all just died lololol)

SO THEN JOEL WENT INTO HIS PAPA-RAGEMODE IN THE HOSPITAL AND GOES AND DROPS EVERY MOTHER FUCKER THERE.

(except for the soldiers that were left when he picked up Ellie in the operating room cause he was trying to get the fuck outta there fast)

another spoiler

OH HE KILLS MARLENE TOO. MAHAHAHAHA BITCH.

pretty happy with how the game ended. 

he told her he’d teach her to play the guitar and swim and all sorts a nice feel-y stuff.

I knew he’d go all daddy on her.

I LOVE YOU NAUGHTY DOG.

TIME TO GET ME SOME REST <3