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anonymous asked:

Not to one up the anon earlier, but I too just caught up with the manga, literally last night and I laugh-cried so much I caught a cold.

all these people catching up with their mangas overnight and then there’s me, who took two weeks to read like the 72 or so chapters that were out at the time and is dawdling way too much on reading soul eater.

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anonymous asked:

So could you do a headcanon of the adultrio, main four, komugi and meruem in a AU actor (I'M OPEN TO ANYTHING!)

i can always do any AU. :D

hisoka

- ever since he played that cannibal in that thriller-novel-turned-media-cash-cow, he’s had no shortage of work. granted, every role he’s offered involves either murder or particularly sadistic bdsm, but he’s okay with it. he’ll win an Emmy for playing Hannibal Lecter one day.

chrollo

- his court trial for multiple counts of grand larceny has been followed to minuet detail by the entire world, and his domestic sales have never been higher. it helps that he really does have talent and charisma, and now all of his fans wear FREE CHROLLO t-shirts all the time.

illumi

- he’s played jack nicholson’s character in every single reboot of his movies. his rendition of the shining was apparently enough to have some theaters host ambulances outside of the theater for every showing. his coworkers are still debating on whether he’s secretly a hitman or not, but no one wants to ask.

gon

- he’s already one several academy awards and has a cult following of adults who’ve seen literally every single one of his movies. he still doesn’t know that his movies are so popular, but then it’s hard to be aware of that kind of thing when he’s too busy being loved and adored by his coworkers (and hisoka)

killua

- there’s a legion of preteens with his poster plastered all across their walls and rooms, despite the fact that he’s only even been in horror movies as the creepy antichrist kid. doesn’t matter - something about those eyes and being a white-haired kid.

kurapika

- he gets picked to play lady roles more often than not, but it doesn’t matter, because no matter what killua’s legion of preteens looks like, it will never compare to the numbers in kurapika’s army. they wait outside set every day to ambush him (he wears disguises now)

leorio

- there’s always that one guy who wants everyone to think he’s a douchebag even though he visits little kids in the hospital, and he’s it. he rolls up to the hospital in his sports car decked out in his kid-friendly-movie costume, then donates half his movie paycheck to cancer research or something.

komugi

- she’s literally the cutest thing ever and plays in all those movies where the little girl finds a horse and befriends an ocean full of dolphins. everyone loves her because, i mean, look at her. she’s a princess. she has to do every movie with meruem though.

meruem

- there’s lots of tabloid speculation about his relationship with komugi, because he had an emmy-winning career before she came on the scene. but now he just wants to do those movie where elephants talk with her. his fans are kind of weirded out, but oddly supportive.

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Did you want to be at our PAX panel but missed out due to the minor inconvenience of being hundreds, perhaps thousands, of miles away?

Thanks to our buddies over at The Media Cows you can check out a video of the panel! It’s like time-delayed panel attendance. Basically, it’s time travel.

So come hang out with us by video proxy and watch the Saints Row Announcement Panel: Gat Out of Hell Panel from PAX 2014.

I think it’s much easier for a trans woman or a trans man who authentically kind of looks and plays the role. So what I call my presentation. I try to take that seriously. I think it puts people at ease. If you’re out there and, to be honest with you, if you look like a man in a dress, it makes people uncomfortable. So the first thing I can do is try to present myself well. I want to dress well. I want to look good. When I go out, as Kim says, you’ve got to rock it because the paparazzi will be there.
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Caitlyn Jenner said these words to TIME magazine. Oh my god. What in the world. 

Open Letter to 1DHQ, et. al:

I’m seeing important people in this fandom-who have attended multiple concerts & spent thousands of dollars-leaving because of your utter bullshit. And they have every right to feel hurt and slighted by what your client said in a gay-friendly magazine.  If your ultimate goal is to devalue the 1D brand as they transition to smarter, more competent, more humane management, then you’re doing a bang-up job. Kudos. If your secondary goal is to rid the fandom of all the Larries because we are so “threatening” to Liam, Niall, Harry and Louis, then you’re also doing a pretty good job of that.

HOWEVER

I’m not leaving.

You can delete my Larry-friendly blog with 13K followers, you can suspend my Larry twitter for the tenth time, you can “green light” homophobic bullshit in the media until the cows come home but

I’M. NOT. LEAVING.

And now I’m pissed off. Royally. We love these amazingly talented boys who bring us so much joy yet you’ve continually kicked us in the teeth over our one cardinal sin: thinking/knowing/believing Harry and Louis are in a committed relationship. And quite frankly, I’m sick of it. So here’s my tactic, just to piss you off:

I’M. STAYING.

And I’ll wave my rainbow flag, and tweet 100 times a day “Larry is Real” and I’ll reblog erotic Larry fan art, and I’ll write 20 smutty Larry fan fictions because that’s what I like to do. Also because it will completely piss you off. So when “Laundry Day” happens and Harry and Louis finally, mercifully come out of the closet, I can tell my fellow Larries “WE MADE IT!” I also will write “FUCK YOU” on my rainbow flag and send it to your office via first class post.

In sum:

FUCK YOU

for making people feel badly about themselves for being non-straight, non-CIS, and for invalidating their identities. For making a fandom so toxic that people have to leave in order to preserve their well-being and mental health. And for continuously marketing “Larry” as a conspiracy theory and something that should be quickly dismissed if you were a “real fan”. When in reality, Harry and Louis’ love story is inspiring and beautiful and amazing and could’ve been marketed brilliantly for the past five years to make you even more money.

I feel like a prize fighter in the ninth round of a heavyweight fight and I’m bleeding profusely from a giant gash across my head and my eye is swollen shut and my jaw is broken in two places and my opponent has me pinned against the ropes just pummeling me. But somehow, someway, I find the strength to deliver one final, lethal punch that knocks my opponent out and

I WIN.

I dont know for how many days I’ve been watching this straight now, 52 parts consisting of 15-20 minutes per part. 

AND I FINALLY MADE IT TO THE ENDING.

CHRIST THE FEELS :(((((

FUCKING SPOILER ALERT INCOMING

The Fireflies have done this to dozens of people that were immune just like Ellie and they ended up dead. After gaining knowledge of that,Joel went on a total killing spree in that hospital to save Ellie after finding out that the operation would end up killing her.

STILL NO CURE AFTER ALL THESE PEOPLE WERE TESTED ON. 

(basically they all just died lololol)

SO THEN JOEL WENT INTO HIS PAPA-RAGEMODE IN THE HOSPITAL AND GOES AND DROPS EVERY MOTHER FUCKER THERE.

(except for the soldiers that were left when he picked up Ellie in the operating room cause he was trying to get the fuck outta there fast)

another spoiler

OH HE KILLS MARLENE TOO. MAHAHAHAHA BITCH.

pretty happy with how the game ended. 

he told her he’d teach her to play the guitar and swim and all sorts a nice feel-y stuff.

I knew he’d go all daddy on her.

I LOVE YOU NAUGHTY DOG.

TIME TO GET ME SOME REST <3