the masked fencer

i fucking hate my life i was just sitting here minding my own business thinking about how i kind of miss fencing and immediately my fucking garbage brain went “IMAGINE ADAM PARRISH ON THE AGLIONBY FENCING TEAM” and like that doesn’t even make sense (fencing is expensive?? and time-consuming?? and it’s a combat sport which means adam would never do it??) but now i can’t stop thinking about it