- Remus and Sirius in a heavy makeout session on Sirius' bed.
- James: -running into the dorm excited- Pads! You'll never guess what Lily said! -sees the two boys red-faced and out of breath- BLOODY HELL! I'M BLINDED!
- Sirius: What the hell Prongs?! Don't you knock?
- James: I SHALL NEVER SEE AGAIN!
- Remus: -laughing hysterically-
- James: -falling on his bed holding his face- WHAT WILL I EVER DO!? I WILL NEVER SEE MY BELOVED AGAIN!
- Sirius: -throwing a pillow at James- Shut up homophob!
The hardest fuck, marry, kill you'll ever encounter: James, Sirius, and Remus (OH, SHE DIDN'T).