Common teenage problems in Hogwarts
Hufflepuff: I am crushing on this cute guy but I think I should forget about him because he have a girlfriend
Ravenclaw: I am crushing on this guy but he have a girlfriend so I’ll just read a good novel to forget about him
Gryffindore: I have a crush on this guy but he have a girlfriend.. Meh I don’t care I’ll find another one
Slytherin: I have a crush on this guy but he have a girlfriend so I’ll just go and hex his girlfriend to ashes and get him..
2. Mood Swings
Hufflepuff: I am so sorry I’ve been like this I’ll help you out with your homework to make up for it..
Ravenclaw: Frequent mood swings? I should go to the library and read that book on harmonal changes again
Gryffindore: I was angry.. Then I was sad.. Then I was normal.. I guess I shouldn’t have had that firewisky..
Slytherin: you’re telling me I was having mood swings? So what I always have mood swings deal with it..
Hufflepuff: Oh dear thank God I have you guys!! I was scared at first! My house is the best!
Ravenclaw: I’ve read about it. I can deal with it and I can have chocolates too!
Gryffindore: I am not having cramps! Those are for cowards! (OH GOD SAVE ME I AM DYING) I am fine
Slytherins: Guys! That Gryffindore girl hexed me behind my back I guess! I am bleeding! Now she’ll bleed too!! I’ll take my revenge!
4. Beards and mustaches
Hufflepuff: Oh I am growing I can help younger students now!
Ravenclaw: Oh good now I’ll learn the correct way to shave now!!
Gryffindore: Guys whose your Daddy now!?!
Slytherins: Cool now I can tell the coach that why I should be the Quidditch captain!
“In the honour of pride days”