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Monsta X: Gym Employees

Request: Monsta X as gym employees (like, they all work at a gym and have different jobs there?) hope this makes sense, you’re such a great writer I trust you haha


Shownu: 

  • health club manager
  • number one priority is keeping wonho clothed
  • never goes anywhere without his clipboard
  • even though no one has ever seen him actually write on it 
  • nominates minhyuk as employee of the month. every month. 
  • doesn’t realize when girls are flirting with him
  • pitches them membership information instead

Originally posted by tochangkyun

Wonho:

  • personal trainer
  • more like personal flirt
  • works more on his body than his client’s 
  • ends up shirtless at some point every shift 
  • snuck his picture onto the “before and after” cork board
  • and leaves anonymous comments about his progress
  • secretly wishes he worked in the kid’s club

Originally posted by meanyoongis

Minhyuk:

  • gym kid’s club coordinator 
  • divided the children based on legends of the hidden temple teams
  • claims he doesn’t pick favorites
  • blue barracudas are secretly his favorite
  • lives for dodgeball days
  • religiously attends changkyun’s zumba class 
  • the only one to leave work genuinely happy

Originally posted by thexiufiles

Kihyun:

  • spa professional  
  • has never used his free gym membership
  • locked jooheon in the sauna once by accident
  • has seen more naked men than he would like to admit 
  • constantly emphasizing how much he loves his job
  • actually hates his job, but stays to piss off hyungwon 
  • and also flirt with wonho 

Originally posted by gifsmonstax

Hyungwon:

  • front counter 
  • literally has never touched a weight
  • has no idea how the machines work
  • hates everyone that comes to the gym
  • kind of hates himself for taking the job 
  • really just gives no fucks
  • salty that he wasn’t hired as spa professional 

Originally posted by mybabyoppa

Jooheon:

  • promotion coordinator and membership liaison
  • really not as impressive as it sounds
  • kind of like the gym’s personal hype man
  • tried to give out his mixtape as a signing bonus to new members
  • keeps all of the free merch for himself 
  • brings in pizza and cookies on member appreciation day
  • never realizes the irony 

Originally posted by jhopejung

I.M:

  • zumba instructor 
  • all the sweat bands
  • lives for brightly colored workout gear 
  • track list for class was ‘one dance’ by drake for a solid month
  • result: minhyuk was the only attendee after week two
  • comes to work out on the machines at odd hours of the night 
  • has his own parking spot somehow??? 

Originally posted by monbebeici

My First And Last Post About The Discourse In Its Relation To This Blog.

Alright, so despite Mod Keith requesting that we stop with the discourse, we’ve gotten a couple of discourse asks. I am going to reiterate this: NO. MORE. DISCOURSE. ASKS. ON. THIS. BLOG. PLEASE

That being said, let me go into why real quick just in case you didn’t read what Mod Keith said. 

This is not a shipping blog. This will not ever be a shipping blog. Yes, there will occasionally be ships popping up here and there (mod klance, for example) but for the most part, this is a neutral blog about things that a bunch of friends fighting evil in space totally 100% said. 

They definitely said these things. Totally did. No lie. 

Anyways, I have learned from my extensive experience here on good ole tumblr.com (as well as other sites) that the best policy on discourse is avoidance. So if you don’t like something, don’t reblog it! Don’t look at it. Block it. 

But please, for the love of all things holy and unholy under the sun and in tunnels, don’t send us hate on this blog about our personal views and/or ships. Messages can easily be deleted. This blog is not for hate. This blog is not for personal opinions and arguments. This blog is not for anything but 100% accurate quotes and possibly mod klance. 

I will not answer any discourse questions here. 

If you do want to express your opinions, here are a few handy tips:

  • Don’t harass people because they don’t agree with you 
  • Talk about your feelings on a platform for talking about shipping and/or discourse. Hint: This blog? Not that platform. 
  • No anon hate
  • You can always just block things, man
  • Try asking people on their personal accounts
  • Don’t get involved, it’s really not worth it
  • PLEASE, NO ANON HATE EVERYONE IS SICK OF IT

-Mod Lance

High School! Hip Hop Unit

anonymous asked:

High school!svt like what kind of boys would they be in school, clubs they’re in, fav subjects and such please:) 

S.Coups:

  • lmao CAPTAIN OF THE BASKETBALL TEAM
  • you already know ;)
  • sometimes speaks in rap
  • attracts other rapper classmates 
  • starts a rap battle in class 
  • likes math
  • because he’s good at solving problems
  • most of the time
  • also likes english 
  • because he gets to blurt out random english phrases .-.
  • PUNCHLINE MAN
  • TRIES REALLY HARD TO ACT COOL IN FRONT OF GIRLS
  • kisses up to teachers to get a better grade
  • “No, Seungcheol I’m not raising your grade”
  • he tries to act understanding towards his teachers at first
  • but the next day…
  • BUING BUING MOTHERF-
  • *magically has straight A’s*
  • ALWAYS INSISTS ON BEING THE LEADER OF ANY GIVEN PROJECT
  • acts like he knows what he’s doing
  • just likes leading people  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • it’s okay though 
  • his team always ends up getting the highest scores :’)
  • wears fake glasses to look smarter
  • Seungkwan points out that his glasses are fake
  • picks a fight with Seungkwan
  • hangs out at the arcade afterschool
  • gets butthurt when no one is around to see his new high score
  • comforts Vernon when he doesn’t get a good test score :/
  • competes with Joshua to be class president
  • “I’ll buy you food for a week if you drop out”

Mingyu:

  • Also on the basketball team
  • HATES PE
  • want mingyu to run a few laps around the track?
  • nope, nuh-uh 
  • better have Wonwoo motivate him 
  • doesn’t really like running during basketball either
  • HOW IS HE EVEN ON THE TEAM
  • cheers on S.Coups when he’s having a rap battle
  • dances in the background with Wonwoo
  • throws paper airplanes at other students
  • then blames it on Vernon
  • begs other classmates for answers during tests
  • that one kid that looks good no matter what
  • joined cooking club for the ladies
  • ends up really liking cooking club
  • LMAO ENDS UP QUITTING BASKETBALL FOR COOKING CLUB
  • GET SO EXCITED AFTER LEARNING A NEW RECIPE
  • gets in trouble for grinding at school dances smh
  • always be fixing his hair in class
  • trips over his shoelaces while trying to flirt 
  • has really deep talks with Wonwoo on the school’s rooftop :’)
  • copies Woozi’s homework
  • Woozi finds out
  • WOOZI CHASES HIM WITH A GUITAR FOR THE THIRD TIME THAT WEEK
  • Mingyu is still too slow to escape woozi
  • regrets skipping those laps
  • doesn’t really talk during class
  • but laughs really loud
  • LOOKS REALLY GOOD IN A SCHOOL UNIFORM

Wonwoo:

  • goes to the nurse’s office to sleep
  • wakes up to girl classmates surrounding the bed
  • doesn’t give Mingyu test answers
  • Mingyu doesn’t talk to him for 5 minutes
  • condsiders quitting basketball because Mingyu left 
  • pretends to be overly confident
  • “ready for the test today?”
  • “of course, i’m always ready”
  • internally screams
  • HE DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS A TEST TODAY
  • somehow gets an A on said test
  • he’s a bag of luck :’)
  • somehow ended up being president of the gardening club
  • takes this responsibility very seriously
  • TALKS TO PLANTS ALL DAY
  • everyone’s scared of him
  • it’s because he’s tall and rarely smiles
  • but actually makes a lot of facial expressions 
  • especially at S.Coup’s random english phrases
  • lmao gets in trouble for wearing guy-liner
  • “but teacher, this black eyeliner represents my soul”
  • the teachers lowkey worry for Wonwoo’s well being
  • sometimes loudly chuckles to himself during class while the teacher is talking
  • really good at literature
  • MADE THE TEACHER CRY ONCE
  • HIS STORIES ARE JUST TOO DEEP
  • has to stay after class to clean 
  • SINGS INTO THE BROOM WHILE NO ONE IS AROUND
  • vernon catches him
  • vernon just kinda stares at him like wtf are you doing

Vernon:

  • engages in the rap battles during class
  • brings a blanket to class almost everyday
  • only hangs around his boys
  • lowkey scared of girls
  • more like highkey
  • LOL GIRLS THINK HE PLAYS HARD TO GET
  • some girl,“hey vernon wanna hang out today”
  • “nahh…”
  • acts like he’s frontin’
  • actually really doesn’t want to go out
  • rather be at the local rap contest
  • daydreams a lot in class
  • jots down lyrics instead of notes
  • recruits Wonwoo to be on his mixtape
  • teacher calls on him a lot
  • smiles really widely and laughs awkwardly when he doesn’t know the answer
  • straight b’s and c’s
  • voted most likely to be an actor
  • has a really good grade in english…
  • I WONDER WHY
  • moving on
  • asks his music teacher if he can play his mixtape for the class
  • MUSIC ROOM BURNS DOWN BECAUSE IT WAS FIRE jk
  • doesn’t really like social interactions
  • but such a cutie and so polite when someone talks to him
  • he feels really bad when someone asks him for help on an assignment
  • he knows how to do the assignment
  • BUT HE’S JUST SUPER BAD AT EXPLAINING THINGS :(
  • #protectvernon2k16

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GIVE ME TRUTHS - ROZDZIAŁ 22.

Tytuł: Give Me Truths

Autorka: Rachel

Tłumaczenie: Ania i Catherine

Pairing: Larry

Opis: Jak mały kotek - myśli potem Louis, kiedy odpływa w sen. - Mały kotek z pazurami zatopionymi we mnie. - Ostatecznie to nie jest aż taka straszna myśl.

Louis jest studentem psychologii z liczbą tatuaży tak dużą jak jego IQ. Harry jest (tak jakby) w związku z homofobicznym mężczyzną i z każdym dniem nienawidzi siebie jeszcze bardziej. Sprawy się komplikują, ale Louis pomaga mu się pozbierać

Lub: Louis zakochuje się w kruchym chłopaku i mówi mu każdą piękną prawdziwą rzecz tego świata, tak długo jak go to uszczęśliwia.

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