the man who cant be move

im making an ambient noise album of grocery shopping noises heres the track listing

  1. excuse me. excuse me. excFUCKING MOVE
  2. shopping cart
    1. rgrggrgrggrggrgrggrgg
    2. Petulant Squeak
    3. the groans of hell come from my wheels
  3. Cant Find The Condensed Milk (3 hours of aimless roaming)
  4. a child is unhappy & so am i
  5. guy who definitely time-traveled from the 80s puts cantaloupes in the melon bin while we quietly consider his mullet
  6. fistfight at the deli
  7. where is your fucking mother???? wh
  8. old man rams his cart into my achilles in his hurry to get to the cucumbers
  9. mom??? mA
  10. Ringing It Up: Broken Dreams & Broken Chips ft. unfriendly checkout lady

anonymous asked:

Hi just wanted to share the hc where tony cant move after steve overdoes it after their date nights. So steve ever the shamless man carries tony around in bridal carry while boasting about thier sex last night to anyone who would enquire about Tony’s currebt position. This leads to a group of groaning avengers and bystanders and a blushing and mortified tony who thinks this shameless side of steve is super cute

This probably happens so regularly that when people see Tony being carried by Steve, they just assume that those two crazy kids had rounds of intense sex last night. 

Steve always has tales about how he made Tony scream in bed and Tony can do nothing but hide behind his hands but find it somewhat endearing. Because this is a part of Steve’s possessive side showing. 

okay the other day a man who was at least 40+ of age sat down next to me on the bus when there were so many other goddamn seats????! i didnt feel comfortable at all and i cant take that shit i want my own space…. and i dont want you near me the FUCK so i got up like 3 seconds later cuz i was side eyeing him to move but he didnt?? the whole thing was annoying goshhhhhhhh

every weekend. every god damn weekend someone takes the only couch near the animation lab and moves it down the fucking hall. tomorrow im going in and making sure that couch didnt move a fucking inch because if it did oh man i will find whoever did it. i sit on that couch every tuesday and thursday for 45 minutes each day and eat fucking so-so chinese food from the school commons and think about my life before i have to go slave over dragonframe in animation class. the only thing i want is my couch to be there for me when i get out. but i cant even have that recently. who wants my life to end. who hates me so much they have to take the only thing i love, the only couch on the floor? “but there are other couches in the back of the hall!” NO THOSE ARE JUST SEVERAL CHAIRS PUSHED TOGETHER TO TAKE THE FORM OF A COUCH, IT IS NOT A COUCH ITS JUST THREE CHAIRS. you wouldn’t go up to a man with a ferret painted with black polka dots and tell him its a dalmatian puppy so dont try  to falsify my info about those gotdam chairs being a couch. theyre not even padded. i just want to sit on the only couch i have. the only piece of furniture in this whole campus that brings me happiness. its a heavy couch too. it took three of us to move it back. who keeps doing this. is it a rival gang?? an anti couch gang? are they fighting for the couch to be the elevator lobby couch instead of the animation studio couch??? theres already like twelve couches in the photography room go steal theirs goddamn

also i hate how people react when i go out to the bar and my boyfriend doesnt come with me. either a) they say “oh your boyfriend is so lame” fuck you!!!!!!! he and i have different interests and he is more of an introvert than i am!! please respect that i love this man and we dont have to do every fucking single thing together!!!!! alternatively b) they are a drunk guy who goes “oh you have a boyfriend huh we’ll see about that” and tries to fucking make a move on me like!!!!!! EAT MY WHOLE ASSHOLE!!!!! im not here for you you prick!!! and im not here to cheat on the literal love of my life with some fuckboy that cant even stand up straight!!!!!!!! go fuck yourself with a rake buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so karin and ino could give up on sasuke and move on with their lives ,ending up as strong mature women ,karin as a strong independent selfless woman and ino  an acomplished family woman who has a husbad who at least is there for her ,and also has a career (i see her in a jounin outfit ,i suppose shes a teacher)  but sakura cant?  ‘’a woman cant change her feelings so easily ‘’ …huh sakura ,whats this bs you’re spewing ,karin and ino could change them and move on but you couldnt?  she ended up as battered ,hagard,depressed housewife ,with no goals,in debt and with faiting problems because of a selish ,self entitled delusional way of thinking….not to mention the man she couldnt change her feelings for,hasnt bothered to visit her in over a decade,doesnt even gives her the time of the day,no kiss,no hug ,no nothing..just a forehead poke and some flick of support when shes injured…even ino ,karin,tenten and hinata look way younger and fresh than her and shes supposed to have tsunade’s type of seal which stores a lot of chakra

I have just watched the opm new ova and

I can’t freaking believe Genos on this ova:
- “These are crabs” Crabs for my sensei”
WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU GENOS OMG NO ONE IS THINKING ABOUT YOU AND SAITAMA ALL THE TIME JUST LIKE YOU

- HE LITERALLY SAID PEOPLE ON A MOVING TRAIN TO GET OUT OF IT
WTF GENOS

- HE ASKED KUSENO FOR PSYCH POWERS
PSYCH
POWERS

I CANT WITH THIS FREAKING TOASTER ANYMORE
I CANT
WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM GENOS
WTF

Why Parting Shot Was So Sad

Firstly that was an amazing send off. It was so well done. It wasnt over dramatic. It was humble, quiet, human. And pretty much everyone cried, including my friend who has NEVER cried ever at a tv show. Why?

Because it resonates. Most of us dont really know what its like to have one of our friends die so when it happens in a show youre sad but you cant completely relate.

But im guessing almost everyone has had to say goodbye to someone at some point. And it fcuking hurts, man. It hurts. The most ive ever cried is when i had to say goodbye to my grandmas house, the one id known since i was born, and when i had to say goodbye to my favourite teacher/mentor when she moved interstate. I sobbed both those times and im usually a ‘single tear’ kinda person. It hurts because you KNOW that theyre out there. But you just cant deal with the fact that youre never going to see them again. It feels so preventable and at the same time so hopeless.

And almost everyone knows that feeling. So when you see mack or jemma or any of those guys looking at Bobbi and Hunter, it breaks your heart. Mack is saying goodbye to his best friends. He can never speak to them or hug them or actually say goodbye to them again. Thats all he gets. Just one look. Hell, im tearing up just thinking about it. (Props to Henry Simmons and Adrianne for that acting)

One of the things that hurts most is saying goodbye to those we love. And one of the things that scares us most is NOT getting to say goodbye to those we love. Shield combined those two feelings and gave us their most emotionally powerful scene yet. Im honestly scared for the upcoming episodes cos it sounds like the feels aint gonna stop.

  • plagg: man, you know who's a smooth master?
  • adrien: *laughs bashfully* come on plagg, it's just a part of my pers-
  • plagg: nathanael
  • adrien: excuse me
  • plagg: or ivan
  • adrien: what th-
  • plagg: haha they are so fuckin smooth
  • adrien:
  • plagg:
  • adrien:
  • plagg:
  • adrien:
  • plagg: gettin real tired of ur shit adrien, those guys are side characters and one already got the girl and the other asked her out
  • adrien: wh
  • plagg: juST MAKE YOUR MOVE MAN
  • plagg: THIS IS FUCKIN TORTURE
  • adrien:
  • plagg:
  • adrien:
  • plagg: haha wow they're so smooth

OH MY GOD I JUST IMAGINED TSUKISHIMA AND YAMAGUCHI GOING ICE SKATING FOR A DATE BUT TSUKKI DOESNT KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO DO AND YAMAGUCHI HAS TO HOLD HIS HANDS TO KEEP THE LANKY BASTARD FROM FALLING DOWN EVERY SINGLE TIME HE TRIES TO MOVE AND TSUKKI IS JUST SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED LIKE HERE’S THIS TALL SCARY LOOKING KID WHO FEARS FOR HIS LIFE BECAUSE HE CANT FUCKING STAND CORRECTLY