the man that never laughed


You crazy Anons are getting to be hilarious now XD

I… don’t actually even know how to respond to this. Congratulations - I’m almost speechless for once :p

I mean, obviously I don’t hate A/me//dot shippers or anything (I just dislike the ship itself, not the people who ship it lol) but I think that’s why this ask is so amusing to me. Taking a wildly incorrect assumption and spinning it into a wildly inappropriate comparison.

anonymous asked:

Never trust a man who laughs at you for wearing face mask or spot cream bc "you have crap on your face" like his grease and infected pimples and scruffy neckbeard is somehow less embarrassing


Also you probably don’t point out and make fun of the crap on his face for no reason


I never realized how often Sean Murray laughed as an automatic response to questions

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.