the man has it in him okay

officialleoneabbacchio  asked:

NOT AT ALL UNLIKELY the smell of death rot is something that really doesnt wash out well its why the VC community is like "okay make sure to bundle up to hell and back, disinfect like a mother fucker and gloves and plastic backs are your new best friend" like if kira has been carrying around a semi decaying hand, UNWRAPPED, IN HIS FUCKING CLOTHES than i gurantee you that man STINKS

WASH HIM HE SMELY

anonymous asked:

Okay seriously what the FUCK. Greg is 31 and staring more shit with more people?! Oh my god! Oh my god what kind of man does this?! Oh my god he literally has nothing better to do than start shit over the internet! This man picks fights with someone, plays victim, says sorry then does it all over again! I'm so tired of him! Onision needs to be taken out and taken out now! This is just pathetically sad for him now. 31, acting like a teen girl. Ironically that's his favorite thing.

Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent.

Like, minus the whole superman aspect.

because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.

So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???

Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”

 I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales” 
And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)

It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman. 

so heres what is still so annoying about the pewdiepie shit

we now have lots of youtubers coming to felix’s defense, including h3h3, phillip defranco, matthias, and even ross o’donovan. the argument they make pretty consistently is that felix doesn’t deserve all this criticism because he is so nice behind the camera, is very considerate, is not actually antisemitic or racist, and that the media is giving false claims that he is.

okay, sure. maybe he is all that. i would be able to accept that when he is in real life he is a sweet, kind man. and it is obvious that the media definitely plays up the claims by outright calling him a racist and an antisemite, when in reality he more so has a history of using antisemitic, racist, and sexist terms and phrases for humor. i get it. thats his thing, and his friends want to defend him.

but he fucked up. its plain and simple.

when you have this many people outraged against you, when you have the media pulling out multiple receipts, some misunderstood but some legitimate, of you saying racist and antisemitic things (even if it was allegedly to prove some point), when you have multiple companies withdrawing from deals they had with you, you cannot just say “it was a joke, i’m not antisemitic.”

thats not what this about. your whole deal is pushing things to the limit, and you have simply gone too far. nobody, when defending pewdiepie, is able to admit this. people believe because it was a joke, and because his on-camera persona differs from his real life personality, he is invincible and undeserving of criticism and punishment. ironically, the only person to encroach upon admitting this was ethan from h3h3, who said “maybe he did push it too far, but that’s it.”

except its not it. its not just about him pushing it too far, which he did. its about how he is able to do that unchecked as the most subscribed youtuber. its that hes able to have millions of followers listen to him say these kinds of things, in context or out, and become used to this terminology. its that he is able to make things like this seem funny, even if he doesnt believe in them. its that he is, in fact, not antisemitic, but uses antisemitic stuff for humor. its that he can do all of this and still have people jump to his defense. its that it takes all of this public outcry for him to genuinely apologize, rather than realize what he did was wrong and come out with it right away. or, even better, its that he thought this was a good idea in general, because he knew he could probably get away with it.

i’m not angry at pewdiepie because i believe he is antisemitic. i’m angry at pewdiepie for using his fame, fortune, and backing to trivialize antisemitism and not face immediate repercussions. 

because even if it is a “joke,” even if ethan, as a jewish man, states that he was not offended, me and a lot of other jewish people are offended, and we aren’t laughing.

I want Magnus to initiate a kiss. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Alec-initiated kisses are great, amazing, perfect, beautiful. But I want to see Magnus grab Alec by the back of his neck, the other hand wrapped around his shirt, and I want to see him pull him down to his lips. I want to see Alec’s face as he realises this man has the power to completely ruin him with his lips. 

What was really going down outside the Jeep
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Stiles:</b> *is giving an incredibly beautiful and heartbreaking speech to Lydia about what she means to him and what he wants her to remember about him*<p/><b>Ghost Rider 1:</b> *waiting outside the Jeep* So, shouldn't we be taking him right now?<p/><b>Ghost Rider 2:</b> *also waiting outside Jeep* *looks through window and sees stydia talking* Not yet. This is the good part.<p/><b>Ghost Rider 1:</b> ???<p/><b>Ghost Rider 3:</b> *watching Stydia with heart eyes* They're so beautiful.<p/><b>Stiles:</b> Remember I love you.<p/><b>All 3 Ghost Riders:</b> *sigh*<p/><b>Ghost Rider 2:</b> Okay. Take him now.<p/><b>Ghost Rider 1:</b> That seems a little cruel man. He did just say he loves her.<p/><b>Ghost Rider 2:</b> Um, we're not the good guys.<p/><b>Ghost Rider 1:</b> Oh yeah lol. Rip him out the car.<p/><b>Ghost Rider 3:</b> *still has heart eyes* *rips Stiles out of the car* So beautiful.<p/><b>Stiles:</b> ???<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

okay but what if jungkook used to tease jimin by not calling him ‘hyung’ because he wants Jimin to see him as someone equal as him not as the youngest member in the group, because he don’t want jimin to love him as a baby brother he don’t want jimin to love him because he is cute and because he is the youngest among them, because he wants jimin to see him as a man that he could love and could love him back too so thats why he always making fun of Jimin also thats why jungkook works out a lot because kids are not supposed to have muscles right? kids are not supposed to look sexy right? that way maybe his jimin hyung will look at him as a man

okay so i know most fics are written from the perspective of “bitty has huge, he-thinks-is-unrequited crush on jack” because that’s what we saw in canon but personally??? i LIVE for ones with jack having a huge crush on bitty first!!! just!!! this poor goober of a boy completely head over heels for this ray of sunshine that showed up suddenly and not knowing at all how to deal with it!!! awkwardly trying to compliment him but not knowing how!!! “your hair is very…yellow, bittle.” yes it is jack but he doesn’t know that’s your favorite color!!! please save this awkward, hopelessly-in-love doof from himself

I don’t talk about Dustin Henderson enough but here are some of the reasons why I love him:

-He was completely neutral while Mike and Lucas were arguing not once did I see him pick sides.

- he begged Mike not to jump off that cliff saying it’s okay I can survive without my baby teeth it’s okay.

-“man these aren’t real nilla wafers”

- his smile could cure cancer

- that little snort he has when he laughs

- the amount of times he says shit is the most relatable thing

- knows how to use a compass

- his love for snacks

- when they’re obviously in a dangerous situation and he goes off to look for chocolate pudding because Eleven might need the pudding to help restore her powers

- when they went looking for will in the woods and he was shouting will you can have my x men 134 its all yours

- he’s the one who finds out how to make the sensory deprivation tank

- Those curls

- if you look he wears like the same clothes literally every day and same

- I just love him a lot

-Gaten Matarazzo

Things Draco has definitely said at some point
  • “Harry, if you don’t stop molesting me with your eyes I’m going to throw you out of a second story window”
  • “If one more person mentions my hair I swear to god I’m going to commit first degree murder in front of like a hundred witnesses”
  • “That shirt is atrocious and I am ashamed to even know of its existence”
  • “What the fuck made you think that was okay on any level?”
  • “I hate you all”
  • “No, you plebeian, I do not want one of your germ-infested free samples they’ve probably been on that tray for years anyway”
  • “Oh god it touched me I’m going to have to cut off that foot now”
  • “I’m not a cat and the next person to compare me to one will find out what it feels like to have my entire foot up their ass”
  • “Coffee is god’s second most important gift to mankind, with the first being me, of course. Harry, stop laughing”
  • “I can’t tell if that’s a picture of a barf stain or your dog”
  • “Why would you ever”
  • “This conversation has officially bored me to tears, so I’m going to go do something more entertaining, like watch grass grow. Draco out.”

Wow….I actually guessed something right for once.
Nathan Chen really did win.

Wow. Wow. Wow. 

I’m so proud. 

And to be honest Yuzu did great as well, it’s his SB.

Shoma was on fire and man….

You guys should have seen my reactions. 

Here are some snippets: 


During Shoma’s FS


Yuzu’s FS


Then Nathan’s


Come on people, Nathan’s been chasing Yuzu’s ass from NHK till now being second to him, and finally he gets to surpass his competitor for once.

And trust me, Yuzu does feel frustrated, but he knows what he has to do to beat Nathan. It’s okay guys. He lost one battle, but hasn’t lost the war (this is a terrible analogy.)

In any case, I guess the joke is that Yuzu just can’t seem to win 4CC.
You can’t have everything and now 4CC will always be remembered as the gold medal that keeps eluding Yuzu.

Anyways look at our Yuzu and Nathan during the ceremony:

They’re just precious (ft. a wild shoma in action.)

And I took a screen shot of this because the fade ins and outs were so cool.

I’m proud of all three of them. They all did really well!

I just hope that people could see that as well because my friend’s drunk on the other side of the USA (i’m east coast and she’s west), and this was her response to Nathan’s win:

This is not a good example of supporting athletes. 

Overall, I was just happy because this is the first time I am this watching/streaming this live.

Let’s all celebrate and look forward to WORLDS~~~~~~~~~~

Originally posted by allreactions

#STAYINGPOSITIVE #SUPPORTALLSKATERS


P.S. PATRICK CHAN IS P-DADDY

His free skate program had me on the edge of seat. He friggin landed his first quad combination perfect. He skated beautifully and if anyone dares shit on him, I will cut you. 

I keep seeing that “At the moment, nothing” line turned into something romantic or Magnus being the best boyfriend ever (bc he’s so worried about Alec that’s why he’s upset etc) and…I mean he is worried absolutely, but full stop Magnus is allowed to be imperfect and human and that means despite understanding why Alec is freaking out and yelling at him, he can still find it all just too much and slam down those walls – his instinctive reaction whenever he’s emotionally stressed or wounded.

Like, Magnus has a heart he’s guarded fiercely for over a century. His refusal to let Alec risk his life isn’t just about it being for Alec’s sake. It’s also about Magnus because he’s falling in love with him, he only just got him, and he’s really not ready to watch a man he’d hoped would end his 100+ years of being lonely and unloved throw himself into the fire 48 hours later. And yeah, that’s a little selfish but also it’s okay for him to be selfish.

Okay but can we talk about this scene in episode 2 : 

This is just after Victor performs the eros routine he choreographed for Yuuri. After episode 10, I think it’s safe to say that this whole program Victor created was about Yuuri in the first place. Victor has probably thought a lot about that night to make a short program about it and then assign it to the man who’s taken his heart. Victor is not a genius, my little katsudon, he’s just better at remembering things, specifically that  one night when  you literally seduced him through and through..

Me: I really should study and do my homework like a responsible student!

My Brain: 

No one made a move to help him, and she struck him once more with her power. The red marble splintered where he hit it, spiderwebbing toward me. With wave after wave she hit him. Rhys groaned.

“Stop,” I breathed, blood filling my mouth as I strained a hand to reach her feet. “Please.”

Rhys’s arms buckled as he fought to rise, and blood dripped from his nose, splattering on the marble. His eyes met mine.

The bond between us went taut. I flashed between my body and his, seeing myself through his eyes, bleeding and broken and sobbing.

 I’m just. Going to curl into a ball and cry myself to sleep okay? “No one made a move to help him” is just so…painful yet justified on their parts. Rhys has carved out this place for himself, this no-man’s land. And it’s what I talked about before with the question of how far he went and whether it was ever too far. And he walks an incredibly thin line here to truly fall in a neutral zone whereby no-one will help him…but they won’t help Amarantha either. But he’s alienated himself and I wonder about that over the last 50 years. With no allies but no real enemies either. Just emptiness. It’s not difficult to see how Feyre and Rhys bond so closely in ACOMAF with the similar experiences that they’ve had. 

And I also love that the follow-up to this, to Feyre realising that no-one was helping Rhys…is to reach out and help him herself. Amarantha has shattered her bones at this point, tortured her far beyond anything she’s ever endured…and she lies on the floor, bloody and battered and exhausted and she asks her to stop…She asks her to stop hurting Rhys. 

There’s some really painful parallels going on here? Rhys slaved for Amarantha for fifty years and didn’t dream of killing her for himself. He didn’t pick up that dagger for himself. He was content to let Tamlin have that final kill; he’d already told Feyre that. He picked it up for Feyre. He picked it up for his mate. Amarantha hurting Feyre was what pushed him into action. And that’s just. So important for their dynamic. Rhys saves Feyre in ACOMAF. But as I’ve said before, she’s already saved him in ACOTAR. 

And I love that it’s at this moment that Feyre becomes fully aware of that bond and how closely it binds her to Rhys. She still thinks it’s the bargain, the tattoo, but she feels it in this moment. As they reach for each other. As these two neutral people, the ones that weren’t worth either helping or harming beyond what was happening, these two battered, broken souls made to feel worthless by the world, who won’t lift a finger to defend themselves, reach for each other, help each other and take that first step together down a very long road to healing. 

Headcanons okay?

MCCREE:
• Honestly? He’s as hammered as you are. Maybe even more so.
• Super smug when you start to cling on to him (but also super giddy on the inside because he thinks it’s cute).
• You two spend almost all night hanging off each other, singing and laughing at bad jokes.
• “hey, HEY, McCree…Mc-Jess. my man, my…. Listen, bro, HEY! You’re sooo beautiful, you know that? God, I gotta…. I got a crUSH on yooouu!”
• He starts crying, he’s so happy
• You start crying, because he’s crying
• And, everything gets caught on tape.

GABRIEL REYES:
• Okay, so this man has the highest alcohol tolerence of anyone you’ve ever known, or will ever know.
• He always ends up being the moderator for every get together that involves adult beverages
• He’s the only one who, for sure, won’t get drunk.
• “Okay, I think you’ve had enough, [y/n].”
• “I think, I think YOU’VE had enough mr. hoTBOD.”
• “Aaaand, I’m taking your drink.”
• He pretends that you saying he has a hot body doesn’t get to him.
• It gets to him.
• You wrap your arms around his torso.
• “Gabe, gabe, GAbe! Gabo… Gabe….Gab-a-reeno!”
• “What.”
• “psst gabe. I think….. I know whose gotta crush on yooouuuu!……… it’s meeeee.”
• He’s absolutely red all over and everyone knows it’s not because of the alcohol.

JACK MORRISON:
• Is super careful about drinking and has probably only had a sip of beer.
• Watches you from afar as you have a hardcore rock-paper-scissor battle with McCree.
• You both keep putting out rock.
• “Mind if I play?” He asked McCree after seeing this go on for a few minutes.
• “be my guest… mr. sir, they’re a…….veeerrry powerful….”
• Jesse then toddles away to bother Gabriel.
• “Aaaaahhh, so the big guy shows for….a chALANGE!”
• He laughs.
• On shoot, he purposely puts out scissors all three times, naming you the victor.
• “I AM UNSTOPPABLE!”
• You try to climb the table in victory, but he holds you back.
• You wiggle a bit in his arms then stop when you realize how warm he is.
• “Hugs from Jack! Ooooo hugs….warm…good, Yay! I loove ya hugs! Now- you know…… Hey, jaCK give me a kiss.” You sing
• “Absolutely not.”
• He’s blushing up a storm.
• “pleeeaassseeee?? I’ve always wanted one!”
• You start singing a song about kisses and Jack, while he tries his hardest not to give you one.

HANZO:
• You’ve been bothering him all night
• It’s not like he can just leave you; it would be irresponsible.
• So, he half listens to you blab on about some movie with a pig in it.
• “And then she dies. Her babies…they just fly…..but he teaches baby sal……salutations.”
• You start to become a blubbering mess.
• “charlotte, CHARLOTTE…..he loVED YOOUUUU. III LOOVVEEDD YYOOUUUUU!!!”
• You’re full on weeping at this point.
• Hanzo doesn’t know what to do, so he’s awkwardly patting your back.
• You end up crying into his chest.
• He’s freaking out and it’s showing a little.
• “H-hanzooo, don’t die an-and let your babies fly awaaaaayyyy!”
• “O-okay….”
• He’s trying to think of a way to make you stop crying as fast as he can.
• He grabs his cup of water and hands it to you.
• “Here….. You need to stay hydrated…”
• You slow your bawling and accept his offering, still cradled in his chest.
• You gulp it down through your sniffles.
• “Hanzo. Don’t….you better- haaanzzooo. Please don’t die! Then I can’t tell you….say that…. I think your super cute…..”
• “Thank you?”
• He went to bed that night equal parts confused and flustered

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Was that what you wanted? I hope I got it right!

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get you a man who looks at you the way Shin looks at EunTak when she isn’t looking..

My Problem With Steroline

 Before Steroline became a thing, I thought that Caroline had made a lot of character development, and had become more than a two-dimmensional character. But, the minute that Katherine died and the writers started flirting with the idea of Steroline all of that character development disappeared into dust. 

Caroline spent the majority of season 6 pining after a guy who cared so little about her feelings that he up and left town, and didn’t call her to tell her where he was or how he was doing, knowing full well that Caroline thought of him as her best friend. And when she find him Stefan treats her like scum. But, hey its okay, because the moment that he apologizes there back to being buddy buddy. But wait there’s more Caroline ends up developing feelings for this man who has been treating her like shit. Because God forbid a woman and a man can be friends without the other one wanting to jump their bones. 

And even when she knows that Stefan still has feelings for Elena (the woman he says is his soulmate) she still pines after him because that is all women are good for pining after men. And if that wasn’t more incentive that she shouldn’t have been chasing after his meatstick, she finds out that her mom is terminally ill. Yet, that still doesn’t stop her from needing to suck Stefan’s face when she should have been by her mother’s side.

And when Stefan said he wasn’t into it, at her mom’s funeral might I add, she turns off her emotions. SHE LETS A FUCKBOY CONTROL HER ENTRIE EXSISTENCE. Does that make any sense to you because it doesn’t to me. I would understand your mom dying being able to push you to that point, but she wasn’t even thinking about shutting it off until Stefan confronted her. Not to mention, that Stefan literally gets with her out of pity for being the one to push her to the point of shutting off her emotions. 

Flash forward to Valerie comes, and Stefan’s feelings for the woman he lost his virginity to almost 200 years ago trumps his “love” for Caroline. And while all of this is happening Caroline has become Alaric’s dead wife’s incubator. Because all women are supposed to do is have babies. 

Then, Stefan runs away with Valerie only to come back a few years later and give Caroline a half-assed apology and she is totally fine with it. Like, are you serious? This man has treated you like shit and you would rather be with him than take care of your daughters. 

Caroline’s entire existence in this show for the past couple of seasons has been to further the plotline of fuckboys that will never put her first. If that isn’t internal misogyny I don’t know what is. 

And can I just remind you that the only guy who has ever saw her as the strong, independent woman she is was Klaus Mikealson. A man who despite all of the shit is going on in his life drops everything just because Stefan tells him that she is in trobule. He puts her above everything. Revenge, his family, Camille’s crusty ass, and yet Caroline claims that she wants a “normal life”. Finish school, get a job, and a house and 2.5 kids.

Well she gets that life, and leaves it for a BOY not a man, a BOY, who despite everything she has done for him continues to treat her disrespectfully. I have lost so much respect for Stefan over these past seasons. You can’t even compare him to Damon anymore because what they have done to Caroline is one in the same. The only difference is Damon’s was physical and Stefan’s is emotional.

I may get a lot of hate for this, but I feel like the writers have made Caroline into a woman who carries a lot of internal misogyny. And dare I say fans of Steroline carry some internal misogyny as well because if you don’t know that the way Stefan is treating Caroline is wrong and disrespectful to all women, then your just as bad as the writers who allow the actors to portray those types of characters. 

Hate me or love me, I just needed to rant about this. 

Do you think the other Imperial pilots talked about Bodhi behind his back? Not like bad things, more like

“oh shit, here comes Rook with those stupid doe eyes of his”

“have you seen the lashes on him? who the hell has lashes like that?”

“I lost to him the other day ‘cuz I couldn’t stop staring at his face”

“I just wanna touch his hair, man. just once”

“okay, he’s getting close. everyone act cool”

So yeah, what I’m saying is Bodhi was the most beautiful pilot in the Empire and all the other pilots had crushes on him.

Little Dance - Tom Holland x Reader

Words: 1033
Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader
Featuring: Harrison Osterfield (aka his contact name is “Better Than Spider-Man)
Warnings: its lowkey really cringe
Requested by @jaderz-mega-yikes
HEY BITCH (ha I can never say that with a straight face) Can you write an imagine based off of that one gif of Tom dancing in the airport? Maybe YN (hehe me😏)picks him up & there’s a shit ton of fluff. From yours truly - Dumbass (aka MegaTriggered)
Authors Note: So this is the post it was loosely based off of, lol! I had a much harder time than I expected I was going to, but i think it turned out okay xD

Cast Members Masterlist. Masterlist.


To: Better Than Spider-Man
How long will it take for Tom to stand up?

From: Better Than Spider-Man
I give him five more minutes tops.

You turned to look at Harrison and leaned closer to him. “He does have some long legs; he’s going to need to stretch them soon. These seats are small.”

Haz laughed and nodded, both of you stealing looks over at Tom. Within just a few more minutes, he stood up to stretch.

“Geat, now that you’re standing, you can get me food!” A big smile flashed across your face, along with an eyebrow dance.

Tom sighed and rolled his head to look over at you. “Are you serious?”

“Yep! Hurry along Tom, just because you’re famous does not mean you aren’t my servant,” You moved your hands to shoo him away.

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