the man child

Duff’s So Called “Apology”

…that he posted on FB is horrifying. Just a backhanded insult masked in an apology. Sorta like the old “I’m sorry if you were offended” bs that is thrown out so much. The phrasing, tone, and sentiment behind the statement he wrote is unacceptable. It’s mean and petty. This man is just…wow…so much respect lost for him.

Why does this troll have to be the one in charge of a show I like so much? Ugh.

gosh I lov my dad so much,,,,,,he does so much for us and wants the best for us,,,,,he deserves so much good for all he does,,,,,,,,god I lov my dad ,,,,,,
tbh if it weren’t for him I wouldn’t be the person I am today……he’s just the sweetest and best dad,,,,,,,,, AAAAAA

anonymous asked:

Lena needs to make friends, so Kara introduces her to Monew. They decide to go finger painting to hang out. When they get there, Monew being the man child that he is sticks his whole hand in the paint which kills him instantly (lead exposure). Kara and Lena smile with joy for they can't believe that after all their unsuccessful tries of subtlety exposing him to lead going finger painting was the thing that did him in.

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thesupbros  asked:

Dude,,,Salamander man is 100% the child of pink guy and real frank bro,,,,

i remember this video from diaster music where frank was answering questions and one of them was ‘if you and pink guy had a child, what would the name be?’ and he did a skit where he had a bundle of blankets that he and Pink Guy smashed against a wall. 

If that was Salamander Man, then holy shit does this make sense. 

anonymous asked:

i'm the anon that sent the ask for the comic idea, & yes, yuri p gets kidnapped by a overgrown man child bc he said "no". Someone should call the police or his grandfather. *next day* Breaking news headline: Professional figure skater gets arrested for abducting a minor & bringing him to a bar while intoxicated. Vik was in prison the next day, & yuri p got a restraining order against him, the end ^_^! (sorry for my writing skils, this would look better as a comic i swear.)

good end unlocked

btw if you draw the comic for real please submit/send it to us, we would LOVE to read it!

- mod 2

musical ratings based on if children swear
  • falsettos: great at first, but slows down a lot. 7/10
  • annie: terrible. so many children, so few swears. 0/10
  • into the woods: none, but if it was made now im certain little red would drop an f-bomb. 1/10
  • music man: not even trying. 0/10
  • fun home: idt there are any? 0/10
  • billy elliot: incredible. set the standard. if u like children swearing this is the show for u. 11/10
  • spring awakening: theyre not child actors, but gosh do they swear a lot. 2/10
  • matilda: they say hell a couple times. 5/10
  • spelling bee: again, not child actors. if "erection" is a swear, 3/10, if not, 0/10
  • a christmas story: no full on swears, but quite a few near swears, so its alright. 2/10
  • school of rock: very good. bonus for talking abt hating the man, minus for being a not great show. 8/10
  • sound of music: can u imagine if one of those kids started swearing thatd be hilarious. 0/10

Scorpius knows exactly who Albus is when they meet in the train carriage. He’s known for years that Harry Potter had a son his age who would probably be in his class at school. He knows that that kid is called Al. He’s seen pictures of him in the paper, of course he has.

Scorpius doesn’t even dare to dream of becoming friends with Harry Potter’s son. He imagines going to Hogwarts and having friends like Harry did, but he doesn’t think for a second that Al would give him any attention. Al is a Potter, and Scorpius is a Malfoy. Gryffindor and Slytherin, most likely, they’ll never even interact.

And then Scorpius is on the Hogwarts express and he hears the carriage door open, and he sees that stunningly familiar Potter face. The green eyes and messy black hair, and his heart stops for a second and he doesn’t know what to do. And Al has no idea who he is, clearly, because he asks to come in. So Scorpius goes out of his way to give Al every opportunity to leave, but he doesn’t. He stays. And he stays. And he stays.

And Scorpius pretends he’s just any other person. Asks what he wants to be called (Albus), offers him sweets, talks to him about Rose. Albus says he’s staying for Scorpius’s sweets, not for him, but still Scorpius has never been happier, and then Albus laughs at the steam coming from his ears as he eats Pepper Imps, and by the end of the train ride they’ve become friends.

That night when they’re lying in beds next to each other in the Slytherin dorm Scorpius can still hardly comprehend it. He’s living in a dream. Not even a dream, because he didn’t dare dream this. This is pure and utter fantasy, the wildest possible reality, and it’s his reality.

Albus Severus Potter is his friend.