the making of a carpenter

there are real people out there who genuinely believe that if you rescind their book deal or album deal or tv deal or whatever due to public opposition, that’s censorship. imagine you’re a carpenter, and you make a really shitty chair, and the boss carpenter says “we’re not gonna sell that” and you tell them that that’s a violation of your freedom of speech

me when i see someone make a hateful post about one of my faves:

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Masterlist

OK I felt the need to respond to the requests I’m getting in some way, so you guys know I’m working on them and not gonna ignore you :). SOOO here’s a Masterlist with all the AU Memes/Imagines I made so far and the ones requested that I’m going to make. 

🔜 = I’m working on it!
⭐️NEW = Uploaded recently!



✖️ Cameron Dallas

You’re dating him

Being in a long distance relationship 🔜


✖️ Aaron Carpenter

You’re dating him Part 1/Part 2 


✖️ Nash Grier

You’re dating him

Hayes walks in on you 

visiting his family house 


✖️ Hayes Grier

You’re dating him

Going to Hawaii together 

He mentions you in interviews 

He asks you out ⭐️NEW


✖️ Matt Espinosa

You’re dating him Part 1/Part 2 

You’re best friends and he confesses his feelings


✖️ Shawn Mendes

You’re dating him 

He goes to your cheer competition 

You have a son 


✖️ Carter Reynolds

You’re dating him Part 1/Part 2


✖️ Taylor Caniff

You’re dating him 🔜


✖️ Jake Foushee 

You’re dating him 🔜


✖️ Wesley Stromberg

You’re dating him 🔜


✖️ Kian Lawley

You’re dating him 

He’s nervous because of you 

You’re in a long distance relationship 🔜

He hears you speak your native language for the first time 🔜


✖️ JC Caylen

You’re dating him 


✖️ Dolan Twins 

You’re dating Grayson ⭐️NEW

You’re dating Ethan 🔜

Grayson has a crush on you ⭐️NEW

Ethan walks in on you and Grayson  ⭐️NEW

Ethan makes fun of Grayson for being whipped (short) ⭐️NEW

They both like you 🔜

Grayson and you break up / get back together 🔜



OMAHA SQUAD / FRESHLEE

You’re a part of the Omaha squad

You’re in a group chat with the Omaha squad 

Part 1/Part 2/Part 3 /Part 4/Part 5/Part 6/Part 7/Part 8/Part 9/Part 10/
Part 11 ⭐️NEW

Dealing with Sammy and Nate 

You’re Mac Miller’s sister (Sammy & Nate) Part 1/Part 2 Part 3 🔜

The Skaterade Tour Part 1/Part 2

You’re really shy and new in town / they show you around 🔜


✖️ Jack Gilinsky

You’re dating him Part 1/Part 2

You have a son

You meet him over a friend 🔜

Meeting his family 🔜

You’re friends with benefits 🔜 


✖️ Jack Johnson

You’re dating him

You’re a celebrity / Telling the fans

He gets jealous

He talks about you while being on tour ⭐️NEW

The boys make fun of him for being whipped 🔜


✖️ Nate Maloley

You’re dating him Part 1/Part 2/Part 3

He’s in a Meeting and you text him (short)

Hungover Mornings

He’s being interviewed

You’re fighting

He cheers you up

Sammy walks in on you

You’re his celebrity crush

You’re sick of his lifestyle / He cheats

You make up

overprotective (short)

He hears you speak your native language for the first time

You’re in a long distance relationship

He’s turned on by you

He’s high (Text AU📱) 

You’re friends with benefits Part 1/Part 2 

The man bun 

He’s teasing you  

Getting lost in the hollywood hills 

Meeting his family 

Being in his younow  

Being cuddled up on the couch (short

You have a daughter 

You’re Romeo Lacoste’s sister 

You meet him at a Fast Food place 

You have diabetes / He takes care of you 🔜

You’re a model 🔜


✖️ Sam Wilkinson

You’re dating him Part 1/Part 2

Your relationship becomes public

Going for a walk

Nate walks in on you

He worries about you

He brags about you

You break up Part 1/Part 2

He cheats on you 

You’re friends with benefits 

sitting on his lap (short

You visit his home 

You’re friends with Emily 

He helps you with depression 🔜

You’re pregnant 🔜


✖️ John Swift

You’re dating him Part 1/Part 2 

Nate walks in on you 🔜


✖️ Derek Luh

You’re dating him  

Nudes  

You’re having an argument ⭐️NEW




↪ SPECIALS 


He confirms your relationship via instagram 📷

Sammy

Nate

Johnson 

Other boys 🔜 


… would involve

being a part of the omaha squad

dating Nate 


AUs to Lyrics 🎶 

G Frsh - Panic cord (Nate) 


Video Edits 🎬 

1 - 100 (Nate) 

Drunk/High Sex (Sammy) 

Childish Gambino - Heartbeat (Derek Luh)

Fort Minor - Where’d you go (Nate)

Miley Cyrus - Stay (Nate)

“If I find something good…” (JSwazz)

Eminem - Space bound (Derek Luh)

“The Nate Cam” (Nate) 

Drake - Marvins Room  (Nate) ⭐️NEW

Eminem - The Real Slim Shady  (Nate) ⭐️NEW


Written Imagines ✒️

Typical Sunday (OGOC) 

Under Construction (Nate, JSwazz)

Emotional (Derek Luh)





🙋All other Edits/Posts/Gifsets I made 🙋

internet genres #2: (dark) synthwave

featuring 30 minutes-way too fucking long of:

  • prostitution/cocaine references by someone who has been around neither
  • “you guys remember hotline miami, right?”
  • four-on-the-floor kick/snare pattern
  • that one synth that sounds like the syllables “bahwah”
  • every melody consists of exclusively 16th notes (note: also applies to any classical music from the baroque period)
  • “night is sCaRy in the ROBOT FUTURE VOID!!!!!!!!!! OF 20XX!!!!!!!!”
  • driving
  • murder
  • police
  • random yamaha DX7 that is taken seriously by the producer despite the fact that the DX7 is in no way not a massive joke when used past the year 1992ish

bonus points for:

  • person who is making the music is a millennial or was otherwise not alive in the 1980s
    • even more bonus points if this person smokes 
STEVEN UNIVERSE AU

Gem Placement AU - Gem placement determines personality and job allocation. For example: Forehead gems signify knowledge, their jobs are scientists, researchers, and scholars. (Pearl, Peridot) Face gems other than the forehead signify supervisors to any job. (Jasper) Chest gems for public servants like firefighters, police officers, military. (Amethyst) Stomach gems are social workers of a kind, so doctors, nurses, teachers. (Rose Quartz) Back gems for entertainers. Dancers, actors, strippers. (Lapis Lazuli) Hand gems for crafting jobs, people who create with their hands. Skilled tradesman, people who specialize in making things with their hands. Carpenters, artist, glassblowers, farmers. (Garnet)

instagram

sabrinacarpenter: 2 wishes in one week!!! What a lucky girl I am. Thank you for spending time w me at the Charlotte #evolutiontour nijel 💞 you do the Carlton like NOBODYs buisiness @makeawishamerica

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Girl Meets World AU: Rilaya + Social Media - Maya is a YouTuber known for her modelling and makeup videos and Riley is an avid fan, and the two of them match on Dating. The two take to social media to talk about each other and when they realize they go to the same high school, they meet. The rest is history.