omfg they made the elevator scene somehow even more sexual I’m screa ming…….he says “Well, we will be all alone in here” suggestively, laughs, and says “It’s your first time?” eXPLICITLY I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS I HATE ZERO ESCAPE
When your tc teases you and says your name in a certain tone and raises their eyebrows invitingly and you melt on the inside and want to giggle but you have to stay serious and think of a witty comeback because you refuse to accept defeat
For everyone who's feeling sick at this election and needs a distraction here is a compilation of tazer gifs, medicine for the soul.
Featuring captain ridiculous, captain sweaty, captain dork, captain gorgeous, captain don’t look at me ugh and others (and johnny gaudreau bc why not?). Credit to the makers of these timeless treasures.