the lucky one quotes

  • Kyungsoo: Y'all are being ridiculous,Jongin doesn't have a crush on me!!!!
  • Chanyeol: Yes he does *facepalm*
  • Baekhyun: Yes he does *facepalm*
  • Sehun: Yes he does *facepalm*
  • Chen: Yes he does *facepalm*
  • Luhan: *on the phone* Yes he does *facepalm*
  • Some random girl in the store: Yes he does *facepalm*
  • Old Granny doing dishes: Yes he does *facepalm*
  • Creatures from mars: Yes he does *facepalm*
  • Jongin: Yes hE DOES *grinning so hard his cheeks hurt*
He’ll be famous – a legend – I wouldn’t be surprised if today was known as Harry Potter Day in future – there will be books written about Harry – every child in our world will know his name!
—  Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone: Chapter One, The Boy Who Lived
When I wake up in the morning, you are the first thing I think of, and it’s not because you’re on my phone screen, it’s because how could the first thought in my head not be; ‘What on earth did I do to deserve someone like you?’ You are the most important and incredible person in my life, and I am so unbelievably excited and privileged that one day I am going to be able to call you my wife.
When I think of our future I get butterflies. Amazing, happy butterflies. I think of our first apartment, and then going to viewings for our first house. I think of us going to a shelter and choosing our first dog together. I think of us trying to have children, our first test, our first sonogram. When we welcome our children into the world and how I will probably break your hand in the process of that. I think of us raising our children together and how I’ll do anything and everything I can for the family we will have created.
I can’t believe I have found my one, and my one may currently live 4,325 miles away but the fact is that I have found you and I’m never going anywhere but by your side through anything that life may throw at us. The memories we have already made and the ones we’re going to make are going to be memories I never ever want to forget. I am so in love with you, and I will always be here for you.
—  you mean the world to me.
  • N: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
  • M: My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call
  • B: It’s called connotations
  • Gabriel: Try this one on for size: “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” or “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty.“
  • Chuck: Great news! Language is now banned.