the lost kangaroo

How the Signs would Die as Tourists in Australia:

Aries: Tasmanian Devil petting gone Wrong 
Taurus: FATALITY by Kangaroo 
Gemini: Lost at Crocodile Wrestling
Cancer: Death by Drop Bear
Leo: Possum Attack
Virgo: Redback in the Outhouse
Libra: King Brown Snake in Your Boot
Scorpio: Platypi Poisoning
Sagittarius: Fly-By Magpie Swooping 
Capricorn: Stepped on a Stonefish while Swimming
Aquarius: Selfie with Blue-Ringed Octopi goes awry
Pisces: Unable to outrun Cassowary Assassin