Hey there! Maybe you’ve heard about this cool new game coming out called Hiveswap? Maybe you want to play it but worry that without reading Homestuck you’ll be lost? Good news, you won’t be! But just in case, I’ve prepared a quick and extremely paraphrased summary to tell you everything you need to know about Homestuck.
You are a teacher at Washington High. Observing the students, you notice that their teenage drama is remarkably similar to the plot of Lord of the Rings. The rest of the faculty seems not to notice, despite the parallels growing more outrageous every day.
Sirius sweetie, what you're doing is self destructive. You're hurting both yourself and Remus. Maybe he's not telling you what he's doing on these missions because he's not allowed to, or maybe he's afraid of what you would think of him if he told you. But you and I both know that Remus wouldn't want you to be doing this to yourself.
Sirius: Last time it was three weeks… not a word from him.