the look on detective barry's face tho

charmingciscolance-deactivated2  asked:

imagine if there was a meta human who knew your deepest desires and it affected Eddie and he couldn't stop flirting with Barry

OMFGGGGG

eddie would want to crawl into a hole and die??????? JOE WOULD BE GIVING HIM THE EVIL EYE ALL DAY and it would just be this gif for like 24 hours straight

and eddie would just be like OH MY GOD JOE I AM SO SORRY I PROMISE IM NOT…… DOING THIS ON PURPOSE I MEAN I WOULDN’T NORMALLY DO THIS ON PURPOSE I MEAN!!! IT’S NOT LIKE I HAVE A MAJOR CRUSH ON BARRY OR ANYTHING HAAHAHAHAAA I ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S HAPPENING???? HAAAA

and joe is like eddie we’ve already established you’re the worst liar so why don’t u knock it off before i knock my fist into ur face

and LMAO GOD BARRY WOULD JUST BE SO EMBARRASSED THE WHOLE TIME???? LIKE holy shit is eddie thawne flirting with me what do i do joe help what do i do

i mean he TOTALLY LIKES IT???? BUT HE DOESN’T JUST GET HOT GUYS FLIRTING WITH HIM ON THE REG SO HE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS and mostly he just spends this whole time awkwardly laughing and blushing up a storm bc god eddie’s cute but THIS IS ALL TOTALLY THE META’S FAULT RIGHT HAHA EDDIE’S NOT BEING SERIOUS THIS CANNOT BE REAL LIFE

and, you know, since eddie legit cannot stop until they figure out how to reverse the affects or they wear off, he ends up flirting with barry IN FRONT OF CAPTAIN SINGH AT A CRIME SCENE and it’s just a hot mess tbh bc not only does joe want to kill him but now the captain is probably gonna give him a talk about ~respecting departmental regulations~ bc im pretty sure a detective blatantly flirting with a csi at a crime scene is a clear violation of those rules

like singh is all detective, do i need to remind you this is a crime scene and not a gay bar, do i need to separate you from mr. allen, etc and they both know they’re in Big Trouble and even after it’s all over eddie honestly just never wants to show his face in the precinct ever again WHY THIS