the lobster house

i am currently romancing elliot, the fabio-looking romantic loner writer, who lives in a cabin on the beach with his piano and the chip on his shoulder.

now, as these games typically go, your prospects have different items they love, which you give them as gifts to raise your friendship/affection level.

elliot loves lobsters. and elliot also apparently loves the weird farm girl who barges into his house at 8am to hand him a lobster and then immediately leaves.

overwatch characters as things I overheard during highschool
  • Genji: "It's ass-grab Friday."
  • McCree: "Put your shirt back on, you Sasquatch man!"
  • Pharah: "Hurry! There's no time! GRAVITY!"
  • Reaper: "Well, it's 8:52, I'm gonna go burn in Hell."
  • Soldier 76: "WE COULD HAVE HOUSE-SIZED LOBSTERS IF THE U.S. GOVERNMENT WOULD GET OFF ITS ASSES AND DO SOMETHING."
  • Tracer: "You were walking around the street, like some kind of walk-streeter."
  • Bastion: (Watching someone draw) "Leg. Leg. Head."
  • Hanzo: "This fucker made me let my lizard out!"
  • Junkrat: "He went to the bathroom and came back with a bag of chips. Tell me THAT isn't gross."
  • Mei: "I'm not gonna give you my sweater, so just imagine you're warm."
  • Torbjörn: "My whole body hurts cause I'm so mad."
  • Widowmaker: "That's the sound of thieving at Walmart."
  • D.Va: "I love CS:GO and wasting my grandparent's money!"
  • Reinhardt: (Looking at a picture of a Steelix) "Is that a minion?"
  • Roadhog: "I would strangle you but my hands are covered in chapstick."
  • Winston: (In regards to a certain way to peel a banana) "He didn't know you could pinch the butthole!"
  • Zarya: "They're over there talking about dicks... I thought they were all lesbians?"
  • Lúcio: "I'm done with life but I'm not done with Dance."
  • Mercy: "A bunch of accidents are accidental."
  • Symmetra: "I can't hold back the urge to repress the people."
  • Zenyatta: "Why do I have everyone's feelings?"