the lived happily ever after

How They Become Friends...

Kylo Ren/Finn:  I hate the First Order!  They ruined my life!

Kylo Ren/Finn:  No way, you too?!

Kylo Ren:  On the count of three, if you were a chick or gay, name the dude you would wanna sleep with.  1… 2… 3!

Kylo Ren/Finn:  Poe Dameron!

Kylo Ren:  WHAT?!

Finn:  Did we just become best friends?

Kylo Ren:  YEP!

Rey:  … what just happened here?

Finn:  I’m gonna be the best man at your wedding!

hahahaa nothing bad’s gonna happen in the next episode??? they’re gonna live on the tardis together and travel forever happily ever after???? maybe have some cute babies???? jam on the piano and guitar??? have incredibly crazy sex???? i have to be at work in six and a half hours???

voiceofagamer8  asked:

Divided We Fall #9

9: Were there any alternate versions of this fic?

Yes! Lots and lots…

Because I wrote it over 15 months, and without a solid outline, just a vague idea of where the story was going, there was constant branching and alternate outcomes. The biggest one I’m actually going to be writing in; but more on that when I get closer to finishing it.

Spoilers and outtakes under the cut.

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anonymous asked:

Hecking hell the sum of our parts is amazing

Thank you kindly! :D

You’ll probably be happy to know that Dean and Cas eventually make it back to earth safely, Dean helps Cas fully pay off his contract, Cas proposes and Dean says yes, and they live happily ever after traipsing all over earth and sometimes beyond in the Impala (roughly in that order).

legit im ready to get a gf, come out to my fam and then live happily ever after with her and my
cats like thats just my gay life plan can it get started already like im not getting any younger ok thanks!!!

Has anyone talked about a Zimbits The Proposal AU yet? Because I have some thoughts.

  • I had a really hard time working out who should be Margaret and who should be Andrew, as tbh it could work both ways, but I decided it fit better with Jack as Margaret and Bitty as Andrew so for this au unfortunately the Zimmermanns have to be dead, but apart from that it’s fine.
  • Jack is high-flying [insert appropriate job here - photographer? still a publisher?] and Bitty is his long-suffering assistant.
  • Jack is known as the robot in the office due to his lack of emotions and apparent ability to work till ungodly hours of the day without stopping, something he expects of everyone else around him. He also doesn’t seem to have a life outside of work.
  • Jack is from Canada. Jack ignored his visa limitations and went out of the country for a business deal. Jack is about to be deported.
  • Bitty, meanwhile, had been looking forward to finally seeing his extended family at his moo-maw’s 90th birthday, but is now stuck complaining to his mother about his evil slave-driving boss, and how he’ll be stuck as Jack’s assistant forever at this rate.
  • When Jack asks him to be his fake fiancé, Bitty wants to say no, but the prospect of a promotion is too much to pass up. So he agrees, on the condition that Jack comes down to Georgia to visit Bitty’s family with him.
  • “Why would I need to know what you’re allergic to?”
    “Because that’s the kind of thing couples who are about to get married should probably know about each other?”
    “Like you know so much about me.”
    “I know you like PB&Js, what your coffee order is and that it has way too much sugar in it, your dry-cleaning specifications, and everything you’re allergic to; so yes, you do need to know that, I’m afraid.
    “What am I allergic to then?”
    “Pine nuts and the full spectrum of human emotion.”
  • Bitty’s massive family is overwhelming for Jack, who’s been by himself a long time.
  • Everything is too hot and Jack hates it.
  • Bitty and his dad don’t get on too well, because Bitty didn’t want to take on the family business. 
  • Bitty’s family make them kiss and it’s awkward as hell until it isn’t, and who knew it could be that good?
  • THERE’S ONLY ONE BED IN THE ROOM AND WOOPS THEY HAVE TO SHARE.
  • Jack’s not used to so many people being nice to him, especially Bitty’s mother and grandmother. They persuade the two to get married that weekend. In a barn? For some reason?
  • Bitty has some really great friends from college who come for the wedding. Jack likes them.
  • Jack’s not overly fond of Bitty’s ex, though, who’s sniffing around despite Bitty being fake engaged. To Jack.
  • Everything is still too hot.
  • Jack is starting to get used to Bitty calling him honey and sweetheart and he thinks he likes it.
  • Bitty is starting to get used to Jack’s smile, which had almost knocked him flat on his ass the first time he saw it. Jack should smile more often.
  • The problem is that, now Jack’s met Bitty’s family, he can’t quite bring himself to go on with this charade. Bitty’s family deserved better than this sham of a wedding. Bitty deserves better. 
  • So Jack leaves, and Bitty spills everything to his family, who tell him to go after Jack. 
  • He catches him at the airport.