the little mermaid human

astrology disney
  • Aries: "I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy." - Mulan
  • Taurus: "“You said you’d never leave.” - Beauty and the Beast
  • Gemini: "“I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!”
  • -Alice in Wonderland
  • Cancer: "“Man has always learned from the past. After all, you can’t learn history in reverse!” – Archimedes, The Sword in the Stone
  • Leo: "So this is love, So this is what makes life divine." - Cinderella
  • Virgo: ""Always let your conscience be your guide." - The Blue Fairy (Pinocchio)
  • Libra: "“Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them.” – The AristoCats
  • Scorpio: ": So you want me to throw her into the asylum, unless she agrees to marry you? Oh that is despicable (Laughs evilly) I LOVE IT!" - Beauty & The Beast
  • Sagittarius: " "You control your destiny - you don't need magic to do it. And there are no magical shortcuts to solving your problems." - Merida (Brave)
  • Capricorn: ""Even miracles take a little time." - Fairy Godmother
  • Aquarius: ""Listen to me. The human world is a mess." - The Little Mermaid
  • Pisces: "You know that place between sleep and awake? That place where you still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you… That’s where I’ll be waiting." - Peter Pan

Currently working on a Swan Prince!Victuuri AU, and it’s not going so well so have a feathery Victor instead :’3c He’s so pretty, but so hard to draw….

this anime is killing me in more ways than one

The Signs as Mermaids
  • Aries: a vibrant and beautiful creature, Arian mermaids reside in shallow, brackish water such as lagoons, sometimes playing tricks on nearby humans or even drawing ships to their doom with siren calls, their tails are a deep, blood red, marked with unclean, black stripes and fins that unfurl like fans at the end of their tail and its sides, as sharp and dangerous as their teeth, delicate webbing between their fingers
  • Taurus: these laid back beauties stick to mangroves and slow moving water, they decorate their bodies with the wonders of the sea: pearls, shells, and even the ocean life itself, allowing starfish to stick to their tails, they avoid others but will save many sailors from drowning, their scales are as golden as the sun, their fins strong yet tapered delicately
  • Gemini: these mermaids are often found in the middle of the sea, playing with dolphins or even whales, they often tease sailors and flirt with them relentlessly, their tails are particularly long and strong, scales so small they are indistinct though they creep up Gemini's stomach, their fins are awe inspiring shaped like wings at their back and trailing in a swirl behind them, a radiant blue and white like the surf
  • Cancer: these mer make their homes in coral reefs, curled up with eels and using clams as pillows, they protect the reefs from boats and fishermen, they hoard pearls and all other treasure they find, their skin and scales are almost translucent, resembling mother of pearl, and emit a soft light similar to the moon, yet their scales are hard like shell and their nails and teeth must be sharp to defend themselves and the reef
  • Leo: these mermaids are brazen, they often approach populated beaches, drawn by the laughter of the children they love to play with and often save from drowning, they decorate themselves with the treasures of the sea, braiding pearls and shells into their hair, wrapping beautiful plants around their waists, their tails are like sunlight, their eyes sharp and golden, and their fins almost heart-shaped
  • Virgo: these reclusive mermaids live in freshwater rivers where they hunt fish and play in the current, they clean the rivers of trash and help animals survive, algae creeps up their tails and their skin is splattered with markings similar to the pebbled riverbed, their tails are almost rough like an alligator's back and this skin creeps up their spines as well, colored a similar dark green
  • Libra: more siren than mer, these gorgeous beings often steal sailors away, seducing them with first their elegant voices and then their eyes as bright as the sky, they don't realize that they are harming the sailors, only taking them to a better place, Libran mermaids are like wisps of mist, airy and light, tails shiny and a gentle blue, fins delicate and wispy
  • Scorpio: no human has ever seen a Scorpio mermaid, they remain deep beneath the sea where few have ever reached, where no light touches, reclusive and secretive, their scales are as dark as the night but their skin is patterned with intricate swirls which emit a hazy, purple glow just as their eyes do, their tails are as lithe as an eel and finned in a similar manner
  • Sagittarius: who knows where you will spot this mermaid, they travel all over the world, from freshwater to the deepest depths of the ocean, constantly exploring and seeking out other mermaids and people alike, their scales are scattered across their body, the color of the sunrise, and their fins are a brilliant fan, ombre and almost ruffled as it creeps up their tail in layers
  • Capricorn: reclusive and quiet, these mer stay in deep water, very rarely coming to the surface, they are predators but do not attack humans as other mermaids do because they wish to be left alone, their tail is not scaled, rather more similar to a shark's flesh, a deep color that wavers between purple and blue, their fins hard and sharp, all lean muscle and dark eyes
  • Aquarius: these mermaids often hang around heavily populated beaches and even ports, curious about human beings and their technology, they often make friends with humans and visit them regularly, when not amongst humans they are exploring the ocean, their tales are a deep, regal purple, their hair long and tangled, a very similar color, and they decorate their bodies with strange items they find in the water
  • Pisces: these little mermaids are mostly reclusive but very curious about humans, they live in lagoons or among the mangroves, quiet and never imposing, they keep the animals safe and use their magic to keep the water clean, their scales are a deep magenta that glimmers in the light, fins as long as their hair, at their jaw rests a pair of fan-like fins that they use to scare away predators

anonymous asked:

Tell me about your weird elves

they start as little anglerfish babies until they’re thirty and their skin sloughs off and their teeth fall out and once they’re done molting they can walk on land with small bodies and long tails and long ears and teeth still sharp but not quite so drastic until tailfall when they’re seventy and they finally start looking like humans - shorter ears and squarer teeth but eyes still black and unsettling - and those are their wandering years, the century they can travel among men until they start to grow horns and have to go back into hiding in the secret cities of elves.

they age like lobsters, getting bigger all the time, getting slower, until they’re so big and so slow that plants grow on them and they barely move at all. they reproduce by stealing away genetic material to keep in storage in weird organs near their throats and when an elf gets in a fight and licks the blood from their knife it means something very different and when an elf is aroused they can’t eat and pretend it’s because they don’t like the food. then when an elf gets big enough all the material they’ve collected over their lifetime goes into outgrowths that burst from their skin as horrifying little merfolk.

a human finds elfspawn and the elves say “yeah that’s a weird mermaid” and the humans find a hissing little tailed elf and the elves say “that’s a gnome” and the humans find someone breaking into rooms to drink the blood of pretty women and the elves say “that’s actually just a weird dead human” and the humans find a huge horned elf and the elves say “that’s an orc” and the humans find an even bigger one and the elves say “probably a troll” and the humans find an elf so big they’re covered in plantlife and the elves say “that’s an ent” because humans breed so quickly and there are so many of them and they kill so much and they have such strange rules about when it’s okay to kill people and there are so few elves by comparison that they have all agreed en masse that humans must believe that elves are just like humans so that they can be friends.

elves aren’t allowed to be wild and feral and any elf who breaks the rules is considered fair game whether they knew the rules or not, because they put every other elf in danger. elven cities are massive with great big towers but each tower holds just one huge elf and no human is ever allowed to enter and discover that the population is under one hundred instead of the thousands they assume. elves don’t laugh because the laugh is the hardest part of the accent to get rid of, laughing like dolphins long after they’ve managed to stop singing like whales. elves don’t touch, because humans have rules about how siblings are allowed to touch but the way elves breed makes it hard for them to understand what kinds of touching are acceptable in what contexts and it’s easier and safer to just never do it than risk letting humans think elves are breaking their taboos. elves put on airs, because if they do it just right then humans will defer to them in the same way they do their own upper classes and they won’t ask too many questions or look too closely. elves have undertones of blue or of green but if they don’t look enough like what an elf is supposed to be they’re called half-elves because it’s easier than explaining the truth.

they trade in magical reagants that grow on their elders and wear sleeves over the tips of their ears and collect momentos of their travels like charm beads and never teach their language to outsiders so outsiders never know when they’re talking shit. they’re foul-mouthed and violent and like to eat crickets and sometimes they start wars because the alternative is explaining to their human allies that actually their city was destroyed because grandpa decided to try to go for a walk and they had to eat him, and it’s always easier to blame other different humans that the friendly humans already hate.

tl;dr they’re awful

Fanfiction: The Little Mermaid

Link, the youngest son of the mighty Queen Urbosa, longs for nothing more than seeing the world above the ocean’s surface. After he had rescued the Prince of Lanayru, Sidon and felt head over heels for him, he makes a dangerous deal with a mysterious sea witch.

Sidon was inspired by @cuteouji  ‘s fantastic artwork, and the story was beta-read by @mewringo13

The sea was a wondrous place to be. He had known that since the day he first had taken a look out of the window. The white crests of the big waves crashed against the wooden bug of the ship and above it, on the clouded sky, seagulls drew their circles. The singing of the sailors echoed over the boat deck and he would have lied if he had said he would not have like it.

I’ll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue

And it’s hey to the starboard, heave ho

Look out, lad, a mermaid be waitin’ for you

In mysterious fathoms below.

“Ah, Mahigan isn’t this wonderful?! The salty sea air, the wind blowing in your face… Could there be something better? ”, the young prince said to his loyal dog, his voice full of excitement. The black and white husky had laid his paws on the rail like the man next to him and they both stood at the end of the ship, watching the agitated ocean in front of them.

Continue reading on Ao3


“kiss the boy”

(I added allloooot of fireflies why? Because i relly like em. Also awww thank u anon! Im glad you feel the moe.)

(Dipper does not know dresses are for the general use of girls lel oh well (although thats like a dress with dress pants))

hope ya like it anon!

AND THEN when they alllmmoooooost kiss, the boat gets turned over -sigh- so close ;p

Be More Chill Mermaid AU Act.1

Jeremy Heere could not swim. At all. He was never taught how to and he couldn’t even keep himself afloat above water. So when his dad got the bright idea to go fishing at Sunset Beach Jeremy knew this was a trip doomed for disaster. They were renting a dingy and both were wearing inflatable lifejackets while Jeremy’s dad tried to hook his lure.
“Dad, why are we out here? You don’t even know how to fish.”
“Son, part of being a man is learning how to do this kind of stuff. Same thing when you learn how to fix cars.”
“The last time you tried to fix the car we had to get a new engine and cooling system. And that’s not even remotely the same as this. You know I can’t swim.”
“Don’t worry, you have your life preserver. Besides you wouldn’t be getting the full experience of fishing if we just sat on the edge of the dock.” His dad was still struggling to set the lure as Jeremy rolled his eyes and started dozing off. Sometime later after a long streak of nothing Jeremy was startled by thunderin the distance. 
“We should probably head back to shore dad. I remember the guy at the desk saying something about a storm coming in.”
“Just a few more minutes, right before the storm it’s one of the best times to catch fish!”
“Not if it’ll strand us! We really don’t-” The wind had started to pick up causing the boat to sway back and forth making Jeremy buckle down. “Dad!” The boat had tipped over, knocking Jeremy and his dad into the water. 
“Jeremy!” His dad tried calling out to him as he desperately tried pulling at his life jacket as he sank deeper and deeper into the water. His vision was getting blurry and he couldn’t hold his breath any longer when he finally opened his mouth. Before he passed out he thought he saw a shadow move in from the corner of his eye before unconsciousness took hold.
Jeremy’s head was still fuzzy as he started to wake up, trying to remember what happened. His eyes barely opened to a hazy figure that looked slightly human but by the time he had opened his eyes fully it was gone. Now he could see that he was alone on the edge of the beach with no one around. After a few minutes he headed back to the boat rental center where he saw his dad in the middle of a heated argument with the man behind the counter until he saw Jeremy come in.
He ran over to his son gripping him in a tight hug. 
“Oh my god, Jeremy! I was so worried, are you alright? Do you need a doctor? Let’s take you to the hospital just to be sure.”
“Dad I’m fine, just a few scrapes and bruises.”
“Don’t you ever worry me like that again!”
“I’ll try.” While relieved to be back with his dad Jeremy was still wondering how he ended up on the beach and what that figure he saw was.
Jeremy’s feet hung over the edge of the dock as he looked into the distance. His dad left to get them some ice cream and Jeremy was enjoying the view of the setting sun when he felt something hit his foot. Looking down he didn’t see anything and when he looked back up there was a boy around his age sitting next to him making Jeremy jump back in surprise.
“Jesus Christ! How did you get here?”
“I sat down, wanted to say you’re welcome.”
“What for?”
“Yesterday? At the beach?”
“Wait so you’re the one who saved me?”
“Yes, and I wanted to say you’re welcome. You can sit down.”
“Oh, uh right.” Jeremy sat down again as the other boy scooted closer to him. “Thanks for that, but if you saved me why’d you run off?”
“What can I say, I like a little mystery.”
“Alright Mr. Mystery what’s your name?”
“You first.”
“So do you live around here?”
“Kind of, my family lives a little farther out and I come here for the 7/11 slushies.” Jeremy made a slightly disgusted noise. “What’s that for?”
“Nothing, I just can’t stand slushies it’s like pure liquid sugar.”
“That’s what’s so great about them!”
“That can be argued, how’d you find me again?”
“I followed you.”
“That’s creepy.”
“Don’t worry, I only did it because I thought you were cute.”
“That’s still pretty creepy.”
“I mean it as a compliment.”
“It’s a good thing you’re cute too otherwise I would have run away by now.”
“Aw, you think I’m cute?”
“Jeremy!” The two turned around to see Jeremy’s dad approaching, holding two ice cream cones but when Jeremy turned back Michael was already gone.
“So your saying your saying he does that all the time?” Michael and Jeremy were walking on the beach, laughing as Jeremy explained how his dad never wears pants at home.
“The fact he’s wearing cargo shorts is just short of amazing. Unfortunately those cargo pants used to be mine.”
“Used to be?”
“Yeah, I’m not going to get those back.” Michael snorted before freezing up as he saw the sun setting.
“Oh wow, it’s later than I thought. I really need to go home. My parents will kill me if I’m not home before it’s dark out.”
“I’m sure they could understand a few minutes, we can call them and-”
“They don’t have phones, so I should really go.”
“That’s cool, maybe I can walk you home.”
“Nah, that’s alright. Don’t need them thinking you’re my boyfriend or something.” Michael saw Jeremy’s hurt look. “Not that there’s anything wrong with that, it’s just their weird about anybody I bring home.”
“Oh, yeah…see you tomorrow I guess?” Michael responded with a kiss on Jeremy’s cheek before jumping on the cement path and taking off on what looked to be…heelies? Only Michael. After meeting his rescuer at the dock Jeremy had been going out to the beach a lot more to visit him. Michael never came over to his house, something about his parents? Jeremy was picking up his bag and was walking forward when his foot hit a bottle. Picking it up and shaking it, there were a few small blue pills with the name Mell, Michael.
‘Oh shit, he must of dropped these, I should go return them.’ Or maybe he just wanted to see Michael again, either way it was important. Following Michael’s path he finally spotted him at the edge of a sandbank, his legs half way in the water.
“Michael!” He was surprised by Jeremy, literally jumping out of the water.
“Jeremy? What are you doing here?”
“You forgot this!” Jeremy pulled out the pill bottle and Michael’s eyes widened slightly. “Figured they were pretty important since you took like three today already. I thought you said you needed to go home.”
“I was, just you know stopped to sit down and-OW FUCK!” Michael fell down and as Jeremy rushed over to help him when he noticed something. Michael’s shorts were gone and now instead of legs there was a tail.
“You’re a mer-?”
“Man, not maid. I am a dude.”
“I was totally going to say that.”
“No you weren’t.”
“I guess you’re going to want an explanation for…this.” Jeremy had helped Michael get back in the water and was now currently staring at the new appendage.
“You’re a mermaid…”
“Why didn’t you tell me?” 
“I don’t think you would have believed me if I had. That and I’m not exactly supposed to have legs…”
“Supposed to?”
“Those pills, they let me walk on land and their also kind of illegal.”
“So they’re like…drugs?”
“Kind of…while there’s like no official rule against the pills, you’re not supposed to let humans see you. If anyone else knew about these I’d be in major trouble.”
“Wait, there’s others? Like towns and stuff?”
“Kind of? We’re a lot more, scattered. Like we live with our families but we don’t really settle down. We didn’t come here till a few weeks ago. I hate it, life is so boring. We do nothing all day except hide from everything. The human world is so much more interesting, that day I saved you I knew I wanted to be a part of it!” Jeremy laughed. “What’s so funny?”
“Nothing, you just sounded like the girl from The Little Mermaid for a second.” Michael groaned.
“Don’t ever say that again, that movie was awful and inaccurate!”
“So how’d you get those pills?”
“A guy, I don’t know his name but he has all kinds of things like this. These work a few hours at a time and I’m running out.”
“Well can’t you just get more? What did you pay for them anyway?”
“That’s the thing, they were free the first time but he won’t tell me what I have to do for another bottle and I don’t have anything. And I really don’t want to go back to my life before this. I’ve just found out what slushies are! Those heelies are awesome, but what’s the point of you don’t have legs to use them anymore?”
“Where did you get those anyway?” 
“The trash, can believe somebody threw these out?” 
“No way…” Yes. Yes he could.
“But besides all the cool food and videogames, you’re here too! And if I don’t have legs I can’t see you. I don’t want to have to go back to being in the middle of nowhere Rainbow Lake with my paranoid parents!” 
“There had to be something you can do, why don’t you ask that guy about the pills? I mean whatever he wants can’t be that bad right?” 
“You don’t get it, this is like some crazy magic stuff! There’s always a huge price…what are you smiling at?”
“I thought you said The Little Mermaid was terrible and inaccurate.”
“If you start calling me Ariel I will physically harm you.”
“Sure thing princess.”
Jeremy sat on the sand bank with his feet half in the water messing around on his phone before he looked at the time. They agreed to meet at three last night but it was now three forty-five and Jeremy still saw no sign of Michael.
‘Five more minutes and then I’m leaving.’ Putting his phone back in his pocket Jeremy was surprised to see Michael emerge from the water seconds later holding something with a pair of human legs. Michael was not wearing any clothes causing Jeremy to blush as he came over.
“Jer, you would not believe what I just did!”
“Could you tell me after you put on a pair of pants?”
“Come on, there’s nobody around. Look at this!” Trying to keep his eyes above Michael’s waist he saw him holding what looked like a weird a plant.
“It’s a plant.”
“Not just a plant, it’s the plant!” 
“Oh right, that plant…” Jeremy nodded his head as Michael made a face.
“Jeremy, as long as I have this thing on me I have legs! No more pills, no need to worry about running out. I’m human!”
“What? That’s awesome! But how did you get it?”
“That’s the thing…I kind of stole it.” 
“Stole it!” 
“Shh, don’t scream it out to the whole world!”
“You stole it?! From who?”
“The guy who was giving me the pills I told him I wanted to make a deal and when we went back to his cave I stole it.”
“Why would you do that?!”
“Jer, he was going to have me sign on contract for those pills and in exchange I’d be forced to do whatever he wanted. I couldn’t do something like that so I just stole the plant that makes the stuff.” Jeremy stood there trying to comprehend what his boyfriend was saying to him. “Jeremy are you okay?”
“What if he catches you?”
“As long as I don’t go back into the ocean again I’m fine! He can’t come on land and I’ll be human forever! Come on this is exciting!”
“But what about your parents? Aren’t they going to miss you?”
“My parents? They barely notice me when I’m there. Besides most mermen my age leave their family around now anyway! Now let’s go to Burger King I am starving.” Jeremy tried feeling happy but he couldn’t stop the growing pit in his stomach. 
“If you’re sure…oh right,” digging through his bag Jeremy brought out the clothes for Michael who eagerly changed into them as Jeremy looked away, trying to hide his scarlet face until Michael grabbed his hand. 
“Come on, there is a cherry slushie calling my name.”
“So…where are you going to stay now?” Michael looked up from his slushie to see Jeremy’s worried face.

“I don’t know, probably the beach or something.”

“What about your dealer?”

“He can only find me if I’m in the water, not the beach.”

“I know but you’re like permeantely human now, you need a more permanent place to stay.”

“And where would I go?”

“Well, maybe you could stay with me.”

“Okay,” Michael went back to drinking his slushie as Jeremy stared.

‘How is he so nonchalant about this? I mean he’s just become human forever and now we’re going to live together…’

“O…oh, but we’re going to need to be careful with my dad and school…”

“You don’t need to worry so much Jeremy. Now we can do everything together.”

“Well not everything…”

“No I mean everything. We are mates.” This made Jeremy spit out his drink in surprise.

“What?” The rest of the Burger King directed their attention at him wondering what he was yelling about.

“Don’t be so loud Jeremy, people are staring.” With a embarrassed grin Jeremy sunk down slightly in his chair.

“What do you mean, mates?”

“We are compatible with each other in more ways than one and the day I met you on land at the dock I imprinted on you.”

“What?! Why didn’t you tell me?”

“I thought you knew, can’t you smell i…oh…your senses aren’t as enhanced as mine.”

“Can you stop the mates thing?”

“Are you saying you don’t like me?”

“I like you! A lot! But the whole mates thing is forever and-and, I’m just really confused.”

“Dude I’m sorry, but when mermaids mate it’s for life. No take backsies.”

“It’s okay, I mean the whole mate thing doesn’t really do anything anyway. Right?”

“Only if you break my heart.”

“What happens then?”

“I’d die.” An awkward silence filled the table as Jeremy tried understanding.

“You’re joking, right?”

“No, I’m very serious. If a mermaid’s heart is broken they die and dissolve into seafoam.” Jeremy’s eyes widened as Michael took another sip. “But I don’t have to worry about that. You’d never do something like that to me.”

“So Michael, how long did your parents would be out of town?” Michael, Jeremy and his dad sat around the dinner table as Michael shovelled the macoroni and cheese in his mouth. He smiled through a full mouth at Mr.Heere.

“Prpvly a yeer er sumfin.” His attention went back to the food as Jeremy looked nervously at his dad. The explanation had been that he promised a friend he could stay at his house while his parents were out of town for a few months and he forgot to tell his dad about it. In a matter of three minutes Michael had cleared his plate before letting out a loud burp. “That was delicious Mr.Heere, you’re an amazing cook!”

Jeremy’s dad beamed as he got up and took Michael’s plate. “Thank you Michael, at least there’s someone in this house now who appreciates my cooking. Please call me Paul.”

“Alright Mr.Paul.” Jeremy tried avoiding eye contact with his father as Michael stared at the remains of Jeremy’s plate. “Hey are you going to eat that?”

“Er, no, here. He pushed the plate across to Michael who similarly scarfed the food down.

“I love this! What do you call it?”

“Ugh, Mac and cheese? You’ve never had it before?”

“The only human food I’ve eaten is burgers.”

“Human food?”

“He meant American food! His family is originally from the…Philippines!” Michael nodded his head as Jeremy’s dad’s eyes lit up.

“Really? Can you say something in Filipino?”

“Dad it’s called Tag Along.”

“I’m sorry, so can you-” Before Mr.Heere could finish the two boys were already halfway you the stairs. “Alright then. Night boys!”

“Night dad!”

“Good night Mr.Paul!”


“How does it feel?”

“Weird, is there water in this?”

“No it’s called an air mattress because-” Michael jumped on the float up bed causing both it and him to flip over.

“Jeremy help.” Flipping the mattress back over Michael tried crawling on it again but found he couldn’t get comfortable. “Can I sleep with you?”

“What?! Oh you mean on my bed.”

“What else would I have meant?”

“You, ugh, er I mean-ya wanna watch something?” Jeremy’s flustered face confused Michael who jumped off the bed.

“Sure, what do you have?”

“Two students this year Paul? I thought you only had one.” The school secretary looked up from the papers at Mr.Heere with a raised eyebrow.

“A friend’s kid, he’s staying at my house for a while and I figured he should go to the same school as Jeremy.”

“Why is it every year you wait the day before school starts to turn in the papers?”

“What can I say, I don’t really plan ahead.” Michael and Jeremy watched as Mr.Heere chatted with the secretary.

“If he didn’t need to be here is sign them myself.”

“What’s so bad about your dad coming out here?”

“He’s not wearing pants!” Looking over Michael saw he was right, only wearing guys boxers with a heart pattern.

“It looks just like his swim trunks,” Michael said confused,“What’s the problem?”

“Unless you’re at the beach it’s not normal to wear nothing but swim trunks. And even then trunks and underwear are two very different things.”

“They look the same to me.” The man handed over the last paper before heading over to the pair.

“Well Michael, starting tomorrow you’re a Middleborough Wonderhawk!”

“What’s a Wonderhawk?”

“Uh, psh, fuf, um did you just ask what a Wonderhawk is?”


“I’ll tell you what a Wonderhawk is.”

“Oh God dad, please no.”

“What? What’s he going to do?”

“The song…” Jeremy groaned trying to turn away as his dad began to sing and dance. “…please stop…” The secretary watched bemused before turning to Michael.

“You’re not our only new student this year, we just had someone sign up your age come in yesterday. I think he said his name was Simon or something like that. Tomorrow you two will have a guide showing you around school. Hopefully you’ll have something in common other than transferring in Junior Year.” By this time Mr.Heere had finished his song and dance as Jeremy grabbed Michael’s hand ducking out of the office.


“You can read right?” Jeremy asked Michael as they sat on his bed watching Friday the 13th.

“Duh, how else could I have ordered of the menu?”

“What about math?”

“A little, but come on how hard can it be?”

“Give it a few days, you’re going to be eating those words.”

“How do you eat words?”

“It’s a metaphor.”

“Sounds pretty dumb.” Jeremy not wanting to get any further into the metaphor conversation directed his attention back to the movie. “Why’s she running to the dock? That’s so stupid!”

“Hi, I’m Jenna Rolan! I’ll be your guide around school today!” A girl around Michael’s age with long brown hair stuck her hand out. Shaking it Michael was surprised by how strong her grip was. “Alright, you must be Michael! Simon already got here, on time, and we’ve been waiting for the last few minutes!” Her voice sounded a little harsher as she said this. Following her into the office he saw a boy with longer black hair and a tan sitting in one of the chairs. He was still wearing sunglasses that obscured most of his face.

‘He looks kind of like Neo from the Matrix.’ Michael thought as he got up heading over to the two.

“And now that both of you are here we can finally get started on the tour. Follow me.” She began giving short descriptions of all the areas they were visiting but Michael wasn’t paying attention to her. Instead he focused on the boy next to him trying to figure out the weird feeling he was getting from Simon.

Jenna’s phone beeped making all three come to a stop. “Oh My God, she did not!” She texted back before turning to the new students. “Listen I’ll be right back but I have something I need to take care of…” She walked in the other direction leaving Michael and Simon alone. The silence grew thick before the Keanu Reeves look a like turned to Michael.

“It’s not nice you know.”


“Stealing things that don’t belong to you.”

“What are you talking about?”

“The plant Michael, I know you have it. And I want it back.” His hand grabbed Michael’s wrist pushing him against the wall as he began to dig through Michael’s pockets. Michael was too scared to fight back. After minutes of this he finally gave up, grabbing some of Michael’s jacket and shoving him into the wall again. “Where the hell is it? I know you have it.”

“I-it’s not here! I took a pill today.”

“Then tell me where it is.” He glared at Michael who found enough courage to shove him back.

“Fuck you.” Simon responded by hitting Michael in the face hard enough to give him a bloody nose.

“I did not come this far for some little shit stain minnow like you to come along and steal my product.”

“So you enrolled in the same school as me to get the plant back?”

“No, that would be stupid. I plan on getting by plant back and breaking your heart.” Michael froze at that. “I know about your mate, this…Jeremy I think it was?”

“Don’t hurt him.”

“Oh I’m not going to hurt him. I’m going to win him.” Michael looked confused at him. “We’re going to make a little deal, three weeks. That’s all it’s going to take for me to seduce him…why are you laughing?”

“Jeremy, seduced? You’re kidding right? As if you could-” Simon hit Michael again silencing his laughter.

“I’m many things, and luckily for you magnanimous it’s one of them. If Jeremy stays faithful to you by the last day I’ll go away and never come back. You’re human forever. You already knows what happens if I manage to steal Jeremy.” Simon smirked as it slowly set in that Michael would die if he won.

“What if I don’t want to make the deal?”

“Then I could just kill you right now, and steal the plant from Jeremy’s house. If I have to do that I’m not going to be happy and who’s to say what could happen if he walked in.” Michael stared at him. “Also you can’t tell Jeremy about this or warn him about me. This will make sure you don’t.” He muttered something when Michael felt a burning sensation in his neck that quickly evaporated.

“What the fuck was that?”

“If you try to tell Jeremy about any part of the deal you’re going to feel that twice over. I mean sure you could tell him the whole thing but by the time you got it out you’d be a little…what’s the word? Oh right, dead. So do we have a deal?”

“I don’t exactly have much of a choice.”

“You don’t. Now get up, she’s coming back.” Leaning against the wall Michael lifted himself up as Jenna came back over.

“Sorry, just heard that Madeline was caught-hey Michael are you alright? Your nose is bleeding.”

“Yeah Michael, maybe you should go to the nurse.” Michael glared at “Simon’s” smug face.

“I’m fine, can we just hurry?”

“If you’re sure.” Jenna began leading the two again with Michael following farther behind.

Consider this…..

The Little Mermaid sidlink au……

It could be Zora!Link wanting to meet the handsome Human!Prince Sidon, forced to give up his voice to the sea wizard Ganon


It could be regular Sidon falling in love with the soft-spoken knight, Link (duh), who sometimes comes down to the beach to train, Sidon is also forced by Ganon to go mute

I was inspired by this post cause the ‘Lalala’ made me think of the song “Kiss the Girl”