the little mermaid

i was thinking the other day, yeah it’s all fun and games with this new beauty and the beast, and i can make fun of it because i was never really that attached to the original one (although i enjoy it and it’s infinitely better), it wasn’t my childhood classic. i watched it for the first time when i was way older

HOWEVER

i can’t say the same about the little mermaid. my ass is super compromised there. basically, the first time i watched disney’s little mermaid i was four. FOUR. and i watched it almost weekly for months. so, yeah, when the dreaded remake arrives yall can’t trust my review of it, not one fucking bit. because that’s where all objectivity is lost, gone and deceased forever.

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Inspired by the Women’s March and my firm belief that these Princesses would be out there. Dream Big, Princess!

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Signs as Disney Songs

Aries:

  • Streets of Gold (Oliver and Company)
  • I’ll Make a Man Out of You (Mulan)
  • Stand Out (The Goofy Movie)

Taurus:

  • I’m Almost There (The Princess and the Frog)
  • Know Who You Are (Moana)
  • Athena’s Song (The Little Mermaid)

Gemini:

  • When Will My Life Begin (Tangled)
  • Eye to Eye (The Goofy Movie)
  • Friend Like Me (Aladdin)

Cancer:

  • I See the Light (Tangled)
  • Colors of the Wind (Pocahontas)
  • Loimata e Maligi (Moana)

Leo:

  • Go the Distance (Hercules)
  • Circle of Life (The Lion King)
  • Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)

Virgo:

  • You’ll Be in my Heart (Tarzan)
  • Dig A Little Deeper (The Princess and the Frog)
  • We Are One (The Lion King)

Libra:

  • A Whole New World (Aladdin)
  • He’s a Tramp (Lady and the Tramp)
  • Logo Te Pate (Moana)

Scorpio:

  • I’m Still Here (Treasure Planet)
  • Reflection (Mulan)
  • Why Should I Worry (Oliver and Company)

Sagittarius:

  • Just Around the River Bend (Pocahontas)
  • Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride (Lilo and Stitch)
  • One Jump Ahead (Aladdin)

Capricorn:

  • Hellfire (Hunchback of Notre Dame)
  • Everybody Wants to be a Cat (Aristocats)
  • He Lives in You (The Lion King)

Aquarius:

  • Bare Necessities (The Jungle Book)
  • Son of Man (Tarzan)
  • For a Moment (The Little Mermaid)

Pisces:

  • Part of Your World (The Little Mermaid)
  • On My Way (Brother Bear)
  • You and Me (Oliver and Company)


UPDATE !!!

I am now aware of my mistakes so I changed Virgo and Capricorn’s songs if I’m correct. The movies The Prince of Egypt and Spirit are in fact works of DreamWorks and not Disney.
Thank you to those to pointed them out. If there are anymore mistakes in any of my posts, please notify me so I can fix them.
I’m not an expert on anything so please be aware of that.