the little burger king

Sorry for didn’t post anything for so long.
I’m now working on making printed artwork for AnimeNorth Canada lol

Andddd this is one of those print!!!

Fastfood Mascot Tournament in anime style!!!! :D

I really like this work especially Wendy’s chan lool

Little Boyf Riends: Climbing Up Trees

“Ugh thank God, I thought the day would never end.” Rich stretched as he and Jake left the Burger King together. “I just finished cleaning the bathrooms when this guy smirks at me before going in and then he comes out and tells me you might want to clean the men’s room again. I hate this job so much.”

“But it pays.” Jake waved his check. “We’ll stop at the bank then we can pick up Michael and Jeremy. Hopefully they didn’t do anything else.”

“You already know they did.”

“Yeah…”

~~

Jake and Rich entered the daycare to see the empty front desk and no children.

“Hello?”

“They must be outside on the playground.” Going outside they saw a crowd of children and the caretaker gathered around a tree calling up to one of the branches.

“-please get down from there, I’m begging you!”

“What’s going on?” The woman froze turning to the two with a nervous smile.

“Mr. and Mr.Goranski! You’re here earlier than expected.”

“What’s going on?”

“Well you see uh-”

“We refuse to negotiate!” Looking up Rich and Jake saw Michael and Jeremy sitting on a higher up branch.

“Hey Michelle, look it’s Rich and Jake!”

“Oh hey!”

“What are you doing up there?”

“We were playing space pirates but then Ms.Amy started yelling at us to come down so we just stayed up here.”

“If you don’t come down right now we’re not going to see the movie.” The reaction was instantaneous with Michael climbing down from the tree.

“Come on Jeremy, we don’t want to miss it!”

“I-I can’t…I don’t know how to.”

“Just, do what you did going up there but backwards.”

“But what if I fall?”

“You won’t.” Jeremy looked unconvinced at Jake’s reassurances.

“If you do I’ll catch you!”

“How can you catch me if you can’t even reach the top of the fridge?”

“Those two things are not even related.” Jeremy nervously looked down before taking a breath as he began to climb down.

“H-hey look I’m doing it!”

“You’re doing great!”

“This is so-!” Before Jeremy could finish a branch snapped from under his foot. He began to fall, screaming on the way down when all of a sudden it stopped. Looking up he saw Rich had indeed managed to catch Jeremy. The little boy buried his face into Rich’s shoulder as he began to cry.

“It’s okay little buddy, I’m right here.” Jake turned to the woman who looked ready to have a stroke at any second.

“Sorry for the trouble they caused…here,” Jake handed the woman a hundred.

“You said this would be their only day here?”

“Yeah, we just couldn’t find a sitter on time today.”

The woman let out a small,“Oh thank God.” Before herding the rest of children back to the play area. Jeremy had stopped crying as Jake and Michael walked over.

“So do we get to see the movie now?”

“You climbed up a tree.”

“So? Ms.Amy didn’t have to call you again.”

“…fine but no snacks, alright?”

“That’s okay, we had like six pudding cups.”

smolsatan223  asked:

Hi! I was wondering if you had any good Klance Highschool Aus?

OH BOY!!! i have some in my tag too xx

can’t fight this feeling anymore by okanus (8/13 | 40,251 | Explicit)

“Uh, yeah Mama, you’re right! Yeah, Keith is my…boyfriend, how did you guess?”

“Maternal instinct. I’m so happy for you, baby. You deserve it.”

Lance could hear her smiling through the line. He had made a terrible, terrible mistake.

//homophobia

(this one isnt technically a high school au but whatever just read it)

Would You Like Fries With That? by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee (1/1 | 15,980 | General)

“Hello, welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?”
And that’s about when it all comes crashing down on him, and like a tidal wave of terrible, Lance realizes, on an emotional level, how truly awful his day was. For no good reason at all other than here’s a human voice – steeped in apathy perhaps, but not overtly antagonistic – and literally all he wants is a little human comfort… he starts sobbing in the Burger King drive-thru.

Keith is a junior in high school just trying to get through working the midnight shift at Burger King when Lance staggers into his life. The course of true love is a freaking disaster.

Love Like You by vaziah (2/? | 25,475 | Teen And Up)

Keith wouldn’t say his luck is utter shit. His life has been peaceful- sometimes painfully. He has a roof over his head, food on the table, good grades, and potential for some pretty sweet scholarships.

He’s good. His life is good.

But sometimes his luck has the habit of all but literally handing his ass to him.

//anxiety

Jane Austen Never Wrote This One by Acai (1/1 | 3,488 | Teen And Up)

Keith meets Lance in Spanish class, where Lance pretends not to speak Spanish already and where Keith has no idea what he’s doing.

Little Boyf Riends; Easy as ABC

“Thank you for filling out the paperwork Mr. and Mr.Goranski, just one more signature right here and we’ll be happy to look after your children,” The woman behind the desk handed another sheet of paper to the two. Jeremy and Michael sat nearby on the floor riffling through the toy chest in the office when Jeremy excitedly pulled something out.

“Dinosaur!”

“Hey, there’s only one.” The two quickly signed the paper before handing it back to the woman.

“Thank you so much, and you said you’ll be here around three o'clock today?”

“Yeah, we’d hire a babysitter but you guys just down the street and we need to leave in a few minutes…”

“Completely understandable, we’ll provide lunch and-” Before she could finish the two were already out the door. “A snack. Well then Jeremy, Michelle are you excited for your first day here?”

“Do we get to play outside?”

~

“Why’d we take your last name?” Rich and Jake got out of the car walking into the Burger King.

“Because I filled out the paperwork.”

“Couldn’t we have hyphenated it? Dillinger-Goranski…or Goranski-Dillinger.”

“That would have taken longer.”

“We wouldn’t of had to worry about that if we didn’t stop at Dairy Queen on the way there.”

“Hey you wanted Ice cream too.”

“Their Star Pops are amazing.” Rich punched in followed by Jake who let out a sigh of relief. “Just in time. Hopefully Michael and Jeremy don’t cause too much trouble.”

“Jake, they’re at a day care. What’s the worst that could happen?”

~

Jake had just gone on break when his phone rang.

“Yello?”

“Mr.Goranski, it’s Amy from the daycare center. We need you here now!”

“What happened?”

“Michelle and Jeremy have locked themselves in the snack closet and refuse to come out. You need to talk to them!” Jake almost dropped the phone as he ran out to his car.

~

Jeremy watched Michael argue with the teacher through the door between them over coming out. Jeremy sat using his hand to dig through a vanilla pudding cup while Synergy mom had a look of disgust on her face.

“Really Jeremy, this is who you choose to associate with?”

“She’s funny.”

“But there’s so many better funny girls you could play with that aren’t this weird.”

“Other girls wouldn’t have got me another pudding cup,“Jeremy said stuffing his face with another handful of the snack. "Besides I like her weirdness.”

“You won’t be saying that in a few years.” Their attention was directed when a familiar voice called out through the door.

“Michael, Jeremy?”

“It’s Michelle and what do you want.”

“Amy told me you locked yourself in there.”

“We wanted another pudding cup but she said no so now nobody ‘cept us gets snacks!”

“Does that seem fair to you?”

“Yes.”

“I don’t think…ugh, Lincoln out here would agree.”

“But Lincoln’s dumb and eats his own boogers.”

“While that may be true-”

“It is not!”

“You need to come out or we won’t see Finding Dory.” Jake’s voice had finally gotten through to them as Michael slowly opened the door walking out, followed by Jeremy who still held the vanilla pudding cup. Jake smiled at the two before his phone rang. “Alright I need to go back to work but we’ll pick you up in a few hours. Try not to do anything like this again, please?”

“No promises.” Jake made a face before his phone beeped again making him run out of the building. Amy turned to the children with a stern look.

“You both are going to sit in the time out chair for a while to think about what you’ve done.” She grabbed their hands but quickly retracted her right as she felt Jeremy’s pudding covered fingers. “But first we need to get you two cleaned up.”

Shiny: A Dresden Files Drabble

A/N: No one asked for this, but I did it anyway and I regret nothing. Inspired by this post. Please don’t kill me.


Karrin Murphy valued her quiet Sundays, mostly because she almost never got them.

Too many things in her life needed attention, from grumpy wizards that couldn’t go an hour without receiving a death threat to lending a hand to babysit said grumpy wizard’s lovely daughter whenever the occasion called for it, like now. Harry and Maggie had spent the night, and Uncle Thomas stopped by for breakfast. All three had gone outside to play in the snow, leaving her alone with her coffee and the paper on her favorite recliner.

Or so she thought.

Murphy heard an ominous thump from the direction of the kitchen and figured one of the boys had come in. She’d tuned out the whole world during her reading, after all.

However, when she glanced up from the newspaper, her jaw dropped.

Thomas stood there completely covered in various colored pearls and a little Burger King crown, preening as if he were the most handsome man in the world.

“Thomas, what the f—”

“Well, Tamatoa hasn’t always been this glaaaaam…”

Murphy shut her eyes. “Oh no. Don’t. Don’t do it, Thomas.”

He struck a pose, spreading the beads through his pale hands. “I was a drab little crab once! Now I know I can be happy as a clam, because I’m beauuuutiful, baby!”

Murphy’s head sunk down into her knees. “No, no, noooooo, not again!”

“Did your granny say ‘listen to your heart’, ‘be who you are on the insiiiiide?’

I need three words to tear her argument apart: your granny lied!”

Maggie appeared to his left, her mop of curls down around her instead of behind her headband, wearing a cute little pink skirt and a white shirt with the Moana necklace Harry had bought her a week ago. Thomas scooped her up in his arms and grinned menacingly, completely ignoring how Murphy was bashing her head against her kneecaps in exasperation.

“I’d rather be shiny!

Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck!

Scrub the deck and make it look

SHINY!

I will sparkle like a wealthy woman’s neck

Just a sec

Doncha know?”

Thomas spun his niece around while she giggled madly, completely throwing off the scene the two were trying to recreate, but of course the vampire didn’t mind.

“Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb

They chase anything that glitters

Beginners!

Oh! And here they come, come, come to the brightest thing that glitters

Mm, fish dinners

I just love free food!”

He hung the little girl upside down, pretending to lean down to bite her. “You look like seafood!”

Then, Harry Dresden, wizard, the Winter Knight of Mab, and Warden of the White Council, walked in wearing his usual jeans but with a fake grass skirt over them.

“Hey, crabcake!”

He lifted one of his new staffs at Thomas, though of course there was zero magic coursing through it. “I’m back. It’s Maui Time!”

He pretended to fumble and drop the staff, causing a serpentine smile to crawl cross Thomas’ face.

“Well, well, well

Little Maui’s having trouble with his look

Ya little semi-demi-mini-god!

Ouch, what a terrible performance

Get the hook! Get it?

Ya don’t swing it like you used to, man!”

Thomas tossed the grinning Maggie under his arm and faked a punch, which sent Harry to the floor in exaggerated movements that made his daughter’s giggling progress into full-on laughter.

“Yet I have to give you credit for my start

And your tattoos on the outside

For just like you, I made myself a work of art

I’ll never hide

I can’t!

I’m too shiny!”

Thomas offered his brother a hand up and they both put Maggie up on their shoulders, and all three of them finished the rest of the song while Murphy stared straight-faced at the people she had voluntarily chosen to call her family for some unknown reason.

“You’ll never be quite as shiny!

You wish you were nice and shiiiiiiiiiny!”

All three of them stood there, out of breath and beaming at the former cop. Murphy readjusted her newspaper back up to her face.

“I am never taking you three to another Disney movie for as long as I live.”

FIN


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