the lip palette

OKAY BUT CONSIDER
  • yuri plisetsky huddled in the corner of the dressing room staring intently at youtube tutorials about ‘how to achieve the perfect smokey eye’
  • yuri plisetsky using the tiny fucking default sponge brush that comes with the eyeshadow palette and dabbing it angrily on his eyelids
  • ‘it’s patchy georgi, why is it patchy’
  • ‘did she just say BLEND georgi did you hear that? what the fuck does that mean’
  • georgi popovich genuinely meaning well and delighted that yuri is coming to him for help but being 10000% straight boy unhelpful over skype
  • ‘what the fuck is a beauty blender’ georgi says
  • there is a lot of distressed setting powder 
  • luckily yuri bought that from the pharmacy for a grand total of 3 euros
  • the eyeshadow palette was buy one get one free
  • ‘he’s going to regret the acne breakout tomorrow’ sara says 
  • mila’s help has been aggressively rejected about 1.5hrs ago so she’s just taken to periodically dropping in and leaning against the doorway with a bowl of popcorn
  • flanked occasionally by victor nikiforov coming in with anxious offerings of $1000 anastasia beverly hills eyeshadow palettes, chanel lip gloss and tips about strobing your highlighting
  • growing increasingly distressed as yuri plisetsky continues to disregard all his advice and refuses to acknowledge the existence of makeup brushes
  • or blending out your eyeshadow
  • ‘no,’ yuuri says the 4th time victor tries to sneak back into the room and confiscates all of victor’s obscenely expensive makeup
  • yuri has a grand total of 3 existential meltdowns
  • ‘why does makeup hate me georgi, why.’
  • ‘we NEED to outshine the stupid katsudon and their lovey dovey shit otabek, finger guns are a necessity’
  • hair UP OR DOWN’
  • otabek just sits behind yuri and patiently picks up all the cleansing wipes that yuri drops in his battle with lip gloss and the eyebrow pencil and places a hand on yuri’s shoulder that makes him settle down and take a deep breath
  • he also remembers to take yuri’s skates 
  • otabek is a good bean
  • yuri flips the stammi vicino couple the bird before he takes to the ice
  • they’re unsurprised and irritatingly supportive
  • ‘remember what coco chanel said about accessories’ victor says weakly
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Carwood Lipton (he’s a sweet precious cinnamon roll and i love him)

Men of Easy company: Speirs | Lipton | Winters | Nixon | Roe | Shifty | Webster | Liebgott | -

Band of Brothers (2001)