the limo driver

jathis  asked:

But imagine someone slashing his beautiful face omg.

Here’s what I envisioned: Kylo is making his way through a crowd to get to his private limo. There’s too many people crowding around, Hux is close but is temporary distracted when a flood of fans push through the wall of men holding them back. One of the fanatical fans get close enough to Kylo, pulling out a knife and effectively slashing up the side of his face. At Kylo’s cry Hux tackles the guy before he can do more damage. Furious (he failed, he doesn’t take failure well) Hux proceeds to violently beat the assailant unconscious (not dead, the other men pulled him off before it got to that.). 

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Reggie x Reader: Fingers and thumbs, baby. (Part III)

A/N: Hi, I need your help. Is this story too long? Cause if it is i’ll try to speed up the way the story goes so that it won’t bore you to death or I could leave it as it is (I already finished it it just needs editing) and let the sotry run it’s course? You’re response will be appreciated, my lovelies. Enjoy x

Plot: When Reggie and (Y/N) have been bestfriends their whole lives but the universe had other plans.

Originally posted by ivanxna

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Epic Movie (Re)Watch #124 - Zootopia

Spoilers below.

Have I seen it before: Yes

Did I like it then: Yes!

Do I remember it: Yes.

Did I see it in theaters: Yes.

Was it a movie I saw since August 22nd, 2009: Yes. #412.

Format: Blu-ray

1) From the very start this film is excellent storytelling. The opening scene where young Judy and her classmates clearly establishes the conflict of predator vs. prey and the biases that come from that, the film’s humor and heart, and Judy as a character.

2) My mother is an actuary. My brother is studying to be an actuary. Actuaries don’t do this.

Little Jaguar: “Today I can hunt for tax exemptions. I’m going to be an actuary!”

3) Judy’s parents (Don Lake & Bonnie Hunt) are so funny in such a sad way.

Stu: “Judy, you ever wonder how your mom and me got to be so darn happy?”

Judy: “Nope.”

Stu: “Well, we gave up on our dreams and we settled. Right, Bon?”

Bonnie: “Oh yes, that’s right Stu. We settled hard.”

4) Gideon Grey.

Originally posted by masha-russia

Gideon is a perfect example of how nothing - NOTHING - in this film is superfluous, but I’m actually going to speak on that further into the film.

5) The police academy scene gives wonderful exposition. It sets up the environment and rules of Zootopia’s various ecosystems in a way that feeds into Judy’s conflict and character.

6) Ginnifer Goodwin as Judy Hopps.

Originally posted by floppy999

Goodwin (a massive Disney fan herself) breathes perfect life into Hopps. The best voice over work is when you’re not distracted by the voice actor. When their voice and their heart match with the character so perfectly that you don’t hear - say - Kristen Bell as Anna or Mike Myers as Shrek, you only hear the character’s. Goodwin is able to balance Judy’s massive optimism and heart along with the scenes where Judy has lost those things perfectly. I don’t think anyone else could have voiced Hopps as well as Goodwin.

7) If you want to avoid a slew of bad animal puns, don’t look too hard at Judy’s iPod.

8) “Try Everything” by Shakira.

Originally posted by raddestboy

Written by Sia, Tor Erik Hermansen, and Mikkel Storleer Eriksen, the theme song which deserved an Oscar nomination captures Judy’s optimism and struggles perfectly. The song’s lyrics speak of optimism in the face of constant failure, a theme which is very relevant to Judy in the first half of the film. It also provides the perfect backdrop to the visual introduction of Zootopia as Judy enters the city on train.

9) Subtle.

Judy [after Clawhauser calls her “cute”]: “Ooh, ah, you probably didn’t know, but a bunny can call another bunny ‘cute’, but when other animals do it, that’s a little…”

Originally posted by wish-for-the-moon

10) This film really runs with the animal puns.

(GIF originally posted by @baawri)

Bogo [turning to an Elephant officer]: “Francine. Happy birthday!”

11) I love the way the filmmakers handled Judy’s office discrimination. She is treated just as a token bunny, someone who’s only there for PR. Except she was top of her class at Zootopia police academy: a difficult feat for anybody, let alone a bunny. But this just feeds into the biases Bogo already has about Judy: she’s not really that good, they just said she was because she’s a bunny. That plays into real life way more than it probably should.

12) Wow, I did not catch how entirely speciesist this line was until now:

Ice Cream Parlor Owner [to Nick]: “Look, you probably can’t read…”

Damn that’s speciesist.

13) Jason Bateman as Nick Wilde.

Originally posted by a-zootopia-fan

Remember how I said great voice over work is noted by not realizing you’re listening to a voice over artist? The same can be said of Bateman’s performance of Wilde, 100%. To start, Bateman captures Wilde’s surface level of sly con artists WONDERFULLY well. He’s devilish and charming in the same vein as Danny Ocean or Han Solo, and Bateman expresses this perfectly. But as the film progresses Bateman is also able to show off Nick’s layers. His troubled past, his occasional lack of self-worth and anger at the world. And the honest level never changes. It’s not like Bateman was hired ONLY for the slyness of Nick’s role and had to power through the rest, he’s able to do it all. It’s a great voice over for a great character.

14) The relationship between Nick & Judy is the cornerstone of this film. What I personally like about it is its honesty. There’s no BIG moment when these two meet, it’s a chance encounter which grows to conflict and then budding friendship so organically you don’t even know it’s happening.

Originally posted by surreal-teal

15) There is nothing even remotely superfluous in this film. Nick makes a comment about how he’s been running his popsicle con his whole life and that will come back to bite him in the butt later.

16) This pig is played by Josh Dallas, Ginnifer Goodwin’s onscreen partner in “Once Upon a Time” and real life husband.

17) The chase through Zootopia is an incredible amount of fun, especially when Judy and Duke get to Little Rodentia. The filmmakers are able to play with their concept in a visual entertaining and imaginative way, which in turn keeps us as the audience wrapped up in the world they’ve established.

Note: I’m going to take about Alan Tudyk as Duke later in the film, at a very specific moment.

18) Again, there is nothing superfluous in this film (a note I’m going to be making a lot):

Judy [after saving Mr. Big’s daughter]: “Love your hair.”

Mr. Big’s Daughter: “Aww, thank you!”

It is this little encounter (and, you know, the fact that Judy saved her life) that saves Judy & Nick from getting “iced” by Mr. Big later in the film.

19) Again, nothing superfluous in the film. As the “non-onions” that Duke stole end up being very important later on.

20) Disney is at its bets when it pokes fun at itself.

Bogo: “Life isn’t some cartoon musical where you sing a little musical and your insipid dreams MAGICALLY COME TRUE! So let it go.”

Originally posted by rinshi-chan

21) Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Nick’s face after Judy says she’ll arrest him for, “felony tax evasion,” after he brags to her about how he’s been running this con since he was a kid and how much money he makes?

(GIF originally posted by @animations-daily)

22) Again, with the idea that nothing in this film is superfluous: Judy’s recording pen becomes very important as the movie goes on.

23) Only Tommy Chong could play this character.

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Like there’s a chance he’s not even reading from a script, they just had Tommy Chong come in and told him what the movie was about and he just started talking.

24) This is the funniest part of the whole film, in my opinion.

Originally posted by officialmoviegoer

The entire DMV scene plays well not only with the concept established by the film of an animal society in a way which is funny on its own, but the continuing conflict of Judy’s eagerness, Flash’s slowness, and Nick’s desire to throw a monkey wrench into the whole thing leads to amazing comedy.

25) Did you know Kristen Bell is in this film?

Originally posted by musicallyfoxypokemon

Bell landed the role not only because of her working with Disney on Frozen, but also because she is a noteworthy sloth enthusiast (as seen on “Ellen”).

26) It is nice to see Nick freak out when he realizes he and Judy are in Mr. Big’s limo, as it shows us a part of him we haven’t gotten to look at much in the film so far.

27) Maurice LaMarche as Mr. Big.

(GIF originally posted by @rocktheholygrail)

LaMarche is a noted voice over actor known primarily for his roles as Brain on “Pinky & The Brain”, various characters including Calculon on “Futurama”, and Mr. Freeze in the Batman Arkham series of video games. Here, we get to hear the veteran voice over artist do his best high pitched Brando impression.

28) This film has its fair share of nice surprises, details and twists which keeps you on your toes. The earliest of these is the revelation that the missing mammal Judy & Nick are looking for - Mr. Otterton - was in fact the one who attacked the limo driver (and not that he was the one attacked, as originally perceived).

29) This scene gives me life.

Bogo [after Judy’s witness disappears]: Two days to find the otter, or you quit. That was the deal. [Holding out hand] Badge.

Judy: But sir, we…

Bogo: Badge!

[Judy starts to turn in her badge]

Nick: Uh… no.

Chief Bogo: What did you say, fox?

Nick Wilde: Sorry, what I said was… NO! She will not be giving you that badge.[Bogo flinches] Look, you gave her a… a… a clown vest and a three wheel joke mobile and two days to solve a case you guys haven’t cracked in two weeks? Yeah, no wonder she needed to get help from a fox. None of you guys were gonna help her, were you? [Bogo starts to speak but Nick cuts him off] Here’s the thing, chief. You gave her the 48 hours, so technically we still have… 10 left, to find our Mr. Otterton. And that’s exactly what we’re gonna do. So, if you’ll excuse us, we have a very big lead to follow and a case to crack. Good day.

30) And then there’s this…

I saw this film twice in theaters and both times I was tearing up during Nick’s backstory. Anyone who has ever been bullied as a kid for being different will relate at least a little bit to what Nick went through. And it is this scene when Nick is at his most honesty with Judy, when they become pretty good friends and form a trust with each other.


32) I did not think a Disney movie would make me jump like this (stop at 2:11).

33) This is incredibly rare for me, as someone who sees more than 60 films in theaters a year, but after Nick & Judy found the missing mammals and had the mayor arrested I had absolutely NO idea where the film was going after that. At all. I love it!

34) Nick’s face when Judy links the savage animals to being a predator…

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35) I had a film student criticize this film not based on the merits of its story or character’s or anything, but because they didn’t understand the metaphor. He noted that it’s not a clean comparison between white people and minorities and that’s exactly the point. This film is not about the people in power vs the people who aren’t, because who’s in power? The mayor may be a lion but the most biased character in the film - Chief Bogo - is prey. Bias goes all around and it can infect anybody, no matter what you think. Even Judy, for all her merits, is biased. She carries around fox repellent all the time and even has this line:

Judy: “It’s not like a bunny can go savage.”

That’s what I love about this film. It’s universal. It’s not about one real life society, it is about all societies everywhere and how bias can infect them and taint them and it’s up to us to work against that.

36) Fun fact: I had no idea otters were predators before seeing this film.

37) Gideon Grey returns.

Originally posted by klaus-baudelarie

If only all childhood bullies were like that, but again it gets to my oft-repeated point that nothing in this film is superfluous. Gideon could have easily been the one note bully from Judy’s youth who gave her the motivation to prove him wrong, but he comes back 15 years later in the most perfect way. She sees that people can change and that people who are good now are not always good (Gideon when he was younger, Judy when she was biased). It is a really important moment for her that was established all the way in the first ten minutes of this movie. I love that.

38) Judy’s apology to Nick and the way he handles it is something I truly love about this movie and their friendship as a whole.

And then I really love the little joke at the end about Judy trying to get to the pen and can’t help but wonder: was that written in the script? Was it Jason Bateman’s improv that made it into the film? It’s just so natural I must know!

39) Okay, I think this is the last time I will give this note, BUT NOTHING IN THIS MOVIE IS SUPERFLUOUS!!! This is most apparent to me when Nick does a little thing like expressing how much he likes the berries on Judy’s farm and it becomes so important to the plot latter when they switched out those berries with the Night Howlers in Bellwether’s dart gun.


(GIFs originally posted by @bridgetjones)

41) And it’s followed up by this!

Both characters are voiced by Alan Tudyk. Because Disney just can’t let that one slide, can they? I love it.

42) Same Duke. Same.

(GIFs originally posted by @baawri)

43) The sticky note on Bellwether’s phone earlier was for Doug, the guy who mixes the night howler drug that makes animals go savage (this is the same drug who’s key ingredient was mixed from the non-onions Duke stole earlier in the film, FOR Doug).

44) At one point Doug - who is dressed in a yellow radiation suit and makes drugs for a living - lets his client know that “Woolter and Jesse” have arrived.

Originally posted by knurd-dna-denots

And yes, they did that on purpose.

45) The entire subway chase sequence is really great, because it is based heavily on the idea of action = consequence. A ram is running at the door, he gets through and hits another ram. The train goes too fast into a turn, it tips over and Judy/Nick are up a creek. It all works very nicely

46) Honestly, I didn’t figure out Bellwether was the bad guy until just before it was revealed the first time I saw this.

Originally posted by lostchel

47) Bellwether’s line about, “Fear ALWAYS works!” to keep the people in check should not be as relevant in 2017 as it is.

48) Okay, one thing I need to know: Bellwether is in jail, Mayor Lionheart is in jail, and Chief Bogo is still the police chief…SO WHO’S MAYOR NOW!?!?!?

Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

49) I know this film was pretty much a buddy cop movie, but I would be totally fine with a buddy cop movie where Nick is actually a cop.

Originally posted by blueberrycarrots

Lethal Weapon where Nick is Mel Gibson and Judy is…Danny Glover? Okay, that comparison doesn’t really work, but you get me!

50) And of course…

Originally posted by livelovecaliforniadreams

I honestly think Zootopia may be a perfectly written film, and that is not something I say lightly. I made it clear above how I find nothing in the film superfluous, which is an incredible feat I think. And they did it in a way that was never boring, with entertaining characters, an intriguing mystery, and a fun world. Zootopia may be my favorite Disney animated feature film, and it’s definitely my favorite of the “Modern Era” we’re in now (The Princess and the Frog - Present). Just a great, great, great film which deserved its Best Animated Picture win at the Oscars. A true treat all around.

Midnight Masquerade - Part 1

Originally posted by gothdollysedits

Genre: Fluff | Angst | Vampire!AU

Synopsis: Your best friend drags you into attending a masquerade ball with her, only to abandon you in the middle of the strange dance. Standing alone in the midst of a flurry of people, the events that play out here change the course of your life; only to leave you wondering; who is under the mask? 

Pairing: Reader x BTS

Word count: 1,368

Warnings: Some swearing here and there.

(This is more of an introductory part, so no other warnings for the moment.)

Series: Pt 1 | Pt 2 | Pt 3 | Pt 4 | Pt 5 | Pt 6 | Pt 7 | Pt 8 | Pt 9 | Pt 10

This is my first time writing a scenario or a series, so constructive criticism is encouraged! Please do let me know what you think!

“Is this really a good idea?” You nervously questioned your best friend, who was helping to tie up the back of your long, trailing dress. “You know I’m not the type for fancy balls, or even dumb parties,” you complained, earning a playful hit on your shoulder from your best friend, Mina. 

“It’ll be fun, (Y/N), stop complaining,” Mina rolled her eyes at you, as she finished up with your dress, pushing you over gently so she could stand in front of the mirror. “Now come help me fix my dress.”

You let out an airy sigh, as you moved behind Mina, taking the strings of her dress in your hands, and attempting to tie it up, fumbling a little bit.

None of your immediate families were particularly well off or rich to be holding such extravagant events (although Mina’s family was slightly more than yours), but a distant aunt of Mina had sent her a mysterious invite to this masquerade ball, the only details given being the address and the time, and the event itself.

“What’s this?” You flipped the card around in your hand, glancing up at Mina, your eyebrows raised in a questioning expression. 

“What does it look like, dummy?” She shook her head at you, smirking as you continued to look at her, not seeing the funny side of things. “An invite, of course.”

“And why are you showing me this exactly?” You looked back down at the card in your hands, running a finger across the glittery border of the card. The print was very simple, and the card itself was void of any details except a few sentences. You tilted your head to the side, looking up at Mina, then back down at the card.

“Because…” She moved to your side, pointing at the words on the card. “I want you to be my plus-one.”

You squinted at her in disbelief, and yet the smirk on her face wouldn’t fade.

And here you were, stood in her room, as Mina rushed around, anxiously biting her lip as she tried to get ready in time, leaving you feeling lost in the flurry of clothes that she scattered around the room.

Mina stood at the full length mirror, carefully applying her lipstick, various bottles and containers scattered on her bed. You stood awkwardly in the centre of the room, anxiously rubbing your bare arm as your eyes wandered around, halting when you noticed your mask sitting on a nearby chair by your heels.

The mask was a deep red colour, to match with your dress. It was covered with intricate black lace, a single black feather protruding off the side. It covered most of your face, leaving only your lips and your chin exposed. You deliberately picked out one that would cover most, if not all, of your features, wanting to remain as anonymous as possible. 

“(Y/N)!” Your best friend called out, causing you to snap back into reality, as you looked up at her, her eyes sparkling mischievously as she held up at least five different make-up items in her hands. “Your turn.”

“Oh boy.” You’d rolled your eyes, reluctantly dragging yourself over, positioning yourself next to the mirror so Mina could start work on you.


After what seemed like hours later, the two of you were finally on your way, as you leaned back in the oddly luxurious limousine that had pulled up in front of the house. You kept anxiously touching your hair, running your hand along the intricate braids running across the crown of your head. Re-adjusting the mask covering your face, your hands would fall back into your lap, only for you to begin touching your face again, in an anxious state. Mina noticed, gently taking hold of your hands and pulling them down. Looking up at your face, you made eye contact, her eyes softening with concern, causing you to attempt a smile. 

Even though she did get a bit carried away sometimes, she was your best friend, and she knew she’d pulled you out of your comfort zone. Even so, you tried to be enthusiastic for her, constantly reassuring yourself that it would be fun, and that maybe it was a good thing. Despite your efforts, there was still be a lingering sense of foreboding in the back of your mind that wouldn’t go away. Smoothing down the ruffles on your dress, you’d looked directly ahead, a small sigh escaping your lips as you nervously anticipated the journey ahead.


Stepping out of the limo, you thanked the driver, who simply flashed an alluring smile at the two of you, before driving away. You’d gulp slightly, a small lump forming in your throat as your eyes wandered down the long, winding path ahead of you, looking up at the enormous, magnificent building at the end of the path. Although it looked old, it had a certain regal beauty to it, and you guessed that it must belong to some rich family who had nothing better to do with their money. You felt incredibly small standing there, as the grounds it was located on seemed to stretch on for miles and miles.

“Come on, (Y/N)!” Mina called out eagerly, tugging on your arm. “What are you waiting for?” You looked around one more time, before taking a deep breath, and holding up your dress, beginning to trudge after Mina, who was already ahead of you.

“This should be interesting,” you thought to yourself, as you trailed behind Mina like a lost puppy, still taking in the scenery around you.

Eventually, you’d reach the doors of the building, which seemed to be sealed shut. “Is there maybe a doorbell or something?” You’d murmur to yourself, as your eyes scanned the patterned door frame, but to no avail. You’d throw your hands up in slight frustration, tapping your foot impatiently.

Seemingly in response, the doors flew open, taking you both back by surprise. “Oh.” You rubbed your neck sheepishly, as Mina grabbed your hand, dragging you into the hall, and into the huge flock of elegantly dressed people, with their carefully tailored dresses and tuxedos. You awkwardly bumped into people here and there while attempting to follow Mina, causing them to shoot you an displeased expression. You stopped for a second to gather yourself together, looking down at your dress and pulling it up slightly. However, when you looked ahead again, you had lost all sight of Mina in the flood of people, your eyes widening in shock. “Oh fuck,” you cursed, craning your neck in an attempt to find her, but for nothing. “Now what?” You asked yourself, pressing your hand to your forehead in annoyance.

You continued to snake through, occasionally looking around the guests. They were all strangely pale, you noticed, which contrasted with the colourful dresses and lipsticks of the women. As you were so caught up in the place, you didn’t notice when crashed into the firm chest of yet another person. You opened your mouth to apologise, but your voice caught in your throat as your eyes trailed up to make eye contact with the stranger. His hair was a grey, almost silvery colour, his plump lips stretched into a devilish smile and he stood there, arms crossed, an expectant expression on his face. You took in his outfit, a black shirt with ruffles around the collar, a tuxedo with intricate silver patterns decorating it. 

“My eyes are up here, princess,” he said in a slightly seductive tone, making you look up at him again, the lump in your throat only growing bigger. 

“Now,” he leaned in ever so slightly, as you gulped, frozen in position. “What do we have here?” His hand began to trail down your arm, and you flinched from his cold touch. “I’m not going to hurt you, princess,” he chuckled darkly, leaving you regretting ever coming with Mina to this mysterious place. At the same time, there was something so intriguing about him, something about the sparkle in his eyes that shined even through his mask, that kept you frozen in place.

He gestured his arm out to you, the smirk never leaving his face as he asked, “May I have this dance, princess?”

I literally just read a news story about a city in Canada where a taxi driver was acquitted after he sexually assaulted a female passenger, so group of women started a women-only taxi service so female passengers could feel safer, and this asshat limo driver named Rick Watts is mad because he isn’t allowed to start a “white male limo service” and “that’s discriminatory”. I’m so exhausted when will men not. They whine and whine about not being included in feminism and they really don’t understand why?? Really??? At this point it’s like …. it’s not even that men honestly believe there are actual gender issues that do affect them that they would like to work on. It isn’t that. They just can’t comprehend the existence of absolutely anything that isn’t at least 95% about them. If any other group dares to be like “hey we would like some rights too” white men go “ya but what about ME” even tho they almost always already have whatever the group is fighting for. That is literally like a starving person going up to a person with a cheeseburger and saying “I’m hungry” and the person with the burger going “I DESERVE FOOD TOO” and then not sharing it. I can’t imagine being that entitled, I honestly can’t. I can’t imagine truly believing that unless a thing is completely about me, it shouldn’t even be allowed to exist.
My bizarre job interview to work for Prince
Alan Edwards flew to Paisley Park after being asked whether he wanted to be Prince's UK PR man. But there was no way to prepare for the interview that followed
By Ashleigh Rainbird

From PR guru Alan Edwards landed his dream job to represent Prince – after the weirdest job interview ever.

The Outside Organisation boss tells the Mirror about his trip to Paisley Park, where he expected to meet the superstar himself.

Alan tells the Mirror: “I got a call from someone in LA who asked if I’d consider being Prince’s UK PR. I said: ‘Of course, yes.’

“I was flown out to Minneapolis – it was winter, pretty bleak – and there’s a driver waiting there. He takes me, and it feels like the middle of nowhere, there’s endless fir trees, then suddenly, out of the snowy landscape, up pops an extraordinary white, space age building – Paisley Park.

“It was like something out of E.T. or Star Wars. This was the 1980s, I’d never seen anything like it.

“I knocked on the door, someone answered and sent me up to a room upstairs where I sat down. But when I say a room, it wasn’t a normal room. It was sort of suspended, and it had a glass floor. It was like being in a see through cage.

“Nobody had said anything to me yet. It wasn’t even as if anyone brought me a cup of tea.

“Then a button was pushed and music starts coming out – and it’s fantastic. It’s Prince’s album Diamonds and Pearls, which hadn’t been released yet. So I’m just sitting there, completely on my own, in this see through room, listening to this album.”

But despite being in an clear, empty room, Alan wondered if he was being watched.

“I had a sensation that I was being observed,” he continues. “You get that feeling. I couldn’t work out what it was, but I thought I better really put some energy into listening to the record.

“I was tapping my feet, moving my head, but I think I stopped short of getting up and playing air guitar.

“I was really getting into it, which wasn’t hard because it was truly a lovely album and I still think one of his greatest and slightly overlooked albums.”

The entire album – all 65 minutes – were played without interruption as Alan sat by himself.

“Nobody had come in, nobody had said anything,” he continues. “Then it finished and someone says: 'Your car’s outside.’ And I leave.”

Returning to the airport, he wondered if his Prince experience had come to an end, but was startled when his stretch limo driver struck up an unusual conversation.

“We’re driving back through the pine trees and snowy landscape and he said: 'Well, what did you think of this song?’ And: 'What did you think of the vocals there?’ He really peppered me with questions – it was like a school exam.

“It dawned on me quickly that this was maybe not casual conversation. The driver was cross questioning me like a music journalist, forensically, about the album.

“It occurred to me very fast that in one way or another, maybe this was being relayed back to someone. For a minute I wondered who was under that cap!

“I was questioned all the way to the airport. It was a lot easier than my O Levels because I had a passion for it, and I’d just heard a great record. I didn’t have to ham it up too much.”

Returning to London, Alan heard nothing from Paisley Park. He began to think he might not have got the job.

But, he says: “Then in the office three days later, and the phone rings and a voice says: 'You’re hired.’ And that was that.”

For the next few years, Alan would represent one of the most iconic performers of our time. Of course, the role came with its quirks.

Alan continues: “My partner at the time, Chris Poole and I were in a very small office in Charlotte Street, and even though we had some great clients the entire operation was in one room.

“Prince was very shy, he was not a very chatty person. And one of his prerequisites was that he insisted that we had a phone installed for his use.

“It was pre-mobiles, so it was a bigger deal to go to Telecom and get a phone installed, and you paid for the line. It just sat there for weeks.

“We were never allowed to use it, and nobody else was given the number. Only Prince had the number. Whenever he wanted to call, he knew he could get straight through, and wouldn’t have to talk to anybody else.”

Press events were equally as unusual – and Alan’s first face-to-face encounter with the singer wasn’t as direct as his usual interactions with new clients.

“I was given the task to take 10 journalists to Rotterdam, where we were told Prince was going to appear at a club,” he says.

“He was the biggest thing in the universe at that moment. I stood there in this half empty club with journalists including the Mirror’s 3am team for one hour, then two hours, and I had to keep saying: 'He’ll be along in a minute.’

“I had Fleet Street’s finest – the most powerful columnists in the UK – what’s going to happen? It was pre-mobile, so there was no texts from management - we were just stuck there.

“It got to 4/5 o'clock in the morning, then there was a kerfuffle, and Prince comes upstairs with his manager and I was taken over to have a conversation with him about whether or not he’s going to perform, and whether the club is good enough for him, and who this mob is with me at the bar.

“He was a few feet away from me. The manager was on my left, one foot away from me. Prince addressed all the questions to the manager, who then asked them to me. I answered the manager, who then told Prince what I’d said.

“This thing went on for about 10/15 minutes – the whole conversation. The manager was just repeating it: 'Alan says there are 10 journalists here, and they want to review the concert.'”

Alan has nothing but fond memories of the superstar, and heralds his former client as a “genius”.

“Prince was a very gentle, soft spoken, and a nice person to deal with. He’s just shy, he really was shy. It was really extraordinary for someone so flamboyant, such an amazing performer to be so quiet one-on-one. You could hardly hear his voice at times.

“He broke the rules racially, sexually, musically and business wise. This word 'genius’ is overused, but it definitely applied to this man.

“All his approach was a few hundred years ahead. You had the record industry dispute and him painting slave on his face.

“He was a business pioneer, and now all artists expect to own their catalogue and have a control over their careers. To a degree, they need to thank Prince.”

Bachelor {Tony Stark Oneshot}

“Could you write a Tony Stark x Reader with 28 & 3 where the reader and tony are engaged and tony comes back drunk from his bachelor party and gushes to the reader about how he loves her and is excited for their marriage then gets all embarrassed the morning after I love your blog!!”-Anonymous {xoxoxo}

  I’m going to kill Rhodey and Happy. How could they let him get this drunk! And how much freaking glitter could possibly be on him ? Oh God, I can only imagine how many strippers this glitter came from. Gross.

  4 am you received a call from Tony’s limo driver, requesting help in getting him, along with rhodey and Happy, out of his limo. It wasn’t too bad , rhodey and happy leaned on each other as they drunkenly made their way into your home, Tony could barely walk straight , so you had to toss his arm over your shoulder and slightly drag him in. You make sure the other two men are settled in the guest rooms, telling Friday to monitor their vital incase they need assistance .

 You finally get mumbling tony into you room, and drop him into your bed .

“You know You’re even cuter when I’m drunk ” he slurs, wiggling his eyebrows at you,“ c'mere baby.” He reaches for you , but you step back

“ you are not getting anything tonight Tony. You need to sleep this off .” You grab him some Tylenol and water, watching as he takes them , then sheds his clothes until he’s in his boxers .

“ how was your party sweetheart ?” You ask when you’re finally in bed with him .

He turns to you with a smile , “ it was great ! There was strippers , and booze , I’m pretty sure rhodey talked sam into licking whip cream off a strippers ass crack.” You both snort out laughing ,

  “ you guys need to stop picking on him tony!”

“ hey he loved it !” He argues . “ but you know what? It was missing something.” His tone changed , going from excited to sad. .you wait a few seconds before he continues “ it was fun, everything a party should be ! Hell I’d say it was even Stark party level good . But it needed something to complete it for me … it needed you. It wasn’t the same without you there.” You know he’s trying to be sweet, but you can’t help the laugh that slips out .

“ I love you darling; but I will never go to a strip club with you . Ever ”

  “ no no I know that. But I just- as much as I appreciated the party, I just wanted to be home with you. I can’t wait for this - for us to finally be married , forever.” He takes our hand and brings it to his lips. “ waking up to you everyday is going to be awesome , regardless of your morning breath and crazy hair . ”

“ watch it Stark , you’re breathe doesn’t smell like rainbows in the morning either!” He leans closer , gently kissing your lips.

“ I love you more than you can imagine my dear. Always remember that , no matter how much of a grade A jackass I can be, you are it for me. You are my life, you are my love . ” For a second you can’t believe how deep drunk tony just got , maybe he was faking being trashed .

  “ we can be like those old people from the notebook. What were their names ? Aoah and nallie? Oh shit no! Ryan and Rachel right!? We’ll be better than them, we are way more attractive anyway, have you seen me? Have you seen you? Damn.” Oh no, he’s definitely trashed .

“ their names are ally and Noah , love.”

“ no , that’s not it. I’m pretty sure it’s jack and rose.”

You bite back your laughter, “ I love you to Tony , there will never be anyone else for me.” When you turn to look, he’s passed out, drool already starting to form. Yep, I’m marrying this.

 The sound of groaning wakes you up, a smile already forming on your face.

  “ good morning sunshine.”

what the hell happened last night? I - when did I get home ?”

“ around 4 darling .”

“ oh god . I didn’t do anything stupid , why do I remember something about whipped cream and strippers.”

“ Wilson licked whipped cream off a strippers ass.” You answered casually. He let or a quick chuckle groaning right after. “ anything else I should know about ?” He asks

  “ Tony, what’s the name of the couple in the notebook?”

“ how the hell should I know?”

  “ so it’s not aoah or nally ?” The mispronounced Names must of sparked a memory.

“ oh dear God. What-”

  “ you declared your undying love for me, and said we are going to be better than jack and rose from the notebook .” He rolled over, shoving the pillow over his face

  “ that so many different levels of incorrect.”

You snort out laughing at how embarrassed he is . “ don’t be embarrassed love. It was sweet .”

“ yeah yeah, what do you say to a little morning sex, you know , to show how thankful you are for my sweetness .” He wiggles his eyebrows at you before rolling himself ontop of you. His lips are about to land on yours when FRIDAY interrupts

  “ sir, I thought you would like to be informed that happy and rhodey are wandering around your kitchen … in their underwear.”

  “ what the hell.”

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Today in politicians don’t know how government works: Mike Huckabee

Did y'all know the Attorney General and the President of the United States have conversations under attorney-client privilege?  I didn’t either!  I love it when I learn something new from our totally well-rounded politicians who have America’s best interest at heart.  Jeff Sessions is Donald Trump’s lawyer now, so all these questions to him from the Senate Intelligence Committee are super intrusive and impeding upon the personal and professional relationship between President Velveeta and AG Forest Gump.

Just so there’s no confusion, let me just go on ahead and tell you that Vice President Mike Pence, or rather Assistant President Mike Pence, is responsible for making coffee and answering calls.

Elaine Chao, Secretary of Transportation, is Trump’s personal limo driver.

James Mattis is Trump’s bodyguard since he’s Secretary of Defense.

As Secretary of Agriculture, Sonny Perdue brings Cheetolini fresh beans, greens, potatoes, and tomatoes every morning.

Secretary of Labor Alex Acosta has all Trump’s babies.

Ben Carson obviously raises the roof and spits sixteens to emcee all of Trump’s campaign rallies as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.

Betsy DeVos is Trump’s private tutor.

Rick Perry changes all the lightbulbs in Trump’s quarters because that’s the job of the Secretary of Energy.

And Mike Huckabee is some bumbling fool who has no business anywhere near an elected office.  

The Attorney General is the head of the Justice Department and they work for the good of the United States, not the good of the President.  Just because the President appoints someone does not mean the President is their client, and the Attorney General is the top lawyer and law enforcement officer in the US, not Trump’s personal lawyer.  Nowhere in the job description does it say “cover the President’s ass” and the fact that so many Republicans feel like the majority of our top officials should be answering to the President as opposed to the people is one of the reasons we have such a shitstorm in the first place.

And for the record, Donald Trump already has a personal lawyer, the eternally obnoxious Marc Kasowitz from NYC.  And for the record some more – because there’s always extra crap with this orange baby – there is already a White House counsel whose job it is to advise the President in all legal matters ,and for this administration, that guy is Don McGahn.  Most Presidents don’t need outside counsel, because they’ve already appointed someone to serve as White House counsel, but of course Donald Trump has so much shit going on and so much to hide and talk his way out of that he needs another sheisty windbag from New York to help him out.

Good boy. It’s perfectly normal to listen to your assigned files whenever instructed. Yes I know interns don’t often wear suits but today you were told to dress in one of the suits supplied to you. You don’t know why today was a suit day but it feels good to follow special orders, right. You are wondering if you might get to attend a special event or perhaps you might be my date for dinner. You didn’t think I noticed but I’ve noticed with each passing day you lust for me. I’ve noticed.

I’ve also noticed you have been enjoying other perks of your internship…the company gym, the company salon, the company Drs. You probably don’t even notice that your life is a little different now than when you joined the intern pool. You had a girlfriend when you arrived didn’t you? Planned to continue long distance? You forgot all about her didn’t you. Well you broke it off quickly. Better to spend personal time at the gym than chatting up some meaningless girl.

Your grooming changed. No more beard. No more body hair. To succeed you knew your looks would be very important. Your listening preferences changed. Now you just play playlists that get passed to you from the trainers at the company gym. Plus you listen to the motivational files sent to you by the company dr. At first you thought every employee got the same file to listen to but you have learned differently. Still, you listen to the file selected for you as instructed. Yes. Good. Boy.

About 15 minutes ago (or 1 hour ago - who needs to count) you got the ping to listen to a new file. Good boy. Yes you do want to keep listening as you get up from your desk in the intern pool. Take the elevator. Out to the street. To the limo. Driver opens the door. Get in. Yes sit next to the man. You remember him from other nights. Who is he? A client? Yes listen: program open: horny himbo trophy. Devoted to daddy. Character: Preston the dumb kept slut himbo. Reboot.

Yes Preston. You love your daddy. Off you go to a special night at the opera. Yes Preston loves fucking his billionaire daddy in the box. You will find lots of other new ways to please your daddy. Just listen to your files as instructed. See you next week (or maybe never if he decides to acquire you). Use your eyes Preston. Good boy.

Bidding on the Avengers (Part Thor)

F!reader x Thor

Read Bidding on the Avengers:

Part 1

A/n: First I want to thank everyone for the sweet comments on part 1! I also wanted to thank @sharknadoslut for helping me out! You give me the confidence to keep writing!

So I am  starting this auction off with Thor. This is pretty fluffy, and turned out much longer than expected. The reader will vary for each character. (I just think it’s more fun that way).

Feel free to comment or talk to me! And let me know if you want to be added to the tag list!


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“Next person for auction, is the mighty god of thunder!”

Applause erupted from the crowd as Thor walked up on stage. It was obvious he was enjoying himself; smiling, waving, and winking at everyone in the audience. When the bidding started, the poor auctioneer could barely keep up. The more offers Thor got, the more showboating he did. 

He ripped  his shirt open buttons flying everywhere, and flexed for the audience. Who responded with loud cheers and whistling.


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anonymous asked:

112 & Justin please!

“Why are you bleeding?

From this prompt post!!

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Justin stood, mouth agape, his eyebrows up to practically his hairline as he blinked.


You blushed, smiling as you looked at the ground. “Thanks, Justin.”

He whistled, smirking as you descended the steps, carefully pulling up your dress so you wouldn’t trip. 

“I actually cannot believe how good you look, babe. You’re just…wow.”

“Thank you. Let’s go before Mom wants to take anymore photos. And just so you know, you wear that tux better than anyone I know.” Justin smiled again, his dimples flashing as he bent down to kiss your cheek. He grabbed your hand, very gently sliding the corsage on as you pinned the boutonniere to his lapel. “C’mon!” You tugged his arm, pulling slightly ahead of him as you walked out. Justin jogged to catch up to you, chuckling slightly. 

“I’m impressed that you can walk that quickly in those heels.” 

You snorted as you slid into the limo. “That’s why I’m walking quickly. Once I gain momentum in these things, I can’t stop. Cuz if I do, I’m gonna fall.”

He sat down next to you, placing his arm around your shoulder as he motioned for the limo driver to start the ride to Monty’s house. “Um, babe? You know your elbow is bleeding, right?”

You glanced down your arm. “Hm. Look at that. It still hasn’t stopped.”

Justin paused for a moment, his eyebrows furrowing in confusion. “Not that I don’t love how tough you are, but… why are you bleeding?”

You bit the inside of your cheek and turned slightly red. “No reason.”

Justin laughed, playfully elbowing you. “C’mooooonnnnn, why are you bleeding? You couldn’t help but let a smile spread across your face as you looked up to him.

“Promise you won’t laugh?”

“I promise.”

“Okay…all I’m going to say is that I had my heels on, and you really should put heels on after you put on the dress because I had the dress halfway over my head and I sorta maybe tripped on a hairdryer on my floor and, well, I hate heels. That’s all.” 

Lose Control - Lay Smut (feat. Somin from KARD)

A/N: I guess this is more of a Somin smut featuring Lay, if I’m being honest.

Girl on girl in this one. Happy Hump Day! (I realize Wednesday is almost over. It was a long day. I’ll be better prepared next week. Oops! -T

“I can’t believe that KARD is going to be here!”

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I was practically bouncing with excitement.

Yixing rolled his eyes and tightened his grip on my hand.

“You just want to see BM in person,” He had been making jealous comments throughout the evening on our way to an award show together.

It was rare that I was allowed to join Yixing at these. Usually, he was accompanied by the 8 other members of EXO. Tonight, however, Lay was nominated for his solo album and for his single, “Lose Control.”

I was painfully proud of him. He had been exceptionally busy. He was gone a lot these days. Although I was more than likely the worlds most supportive and proud girlfriend, I was lonely a lot. I was ecstatic when he was given permission to bring me along tonight.

He was in a navy blue suit jacket and black slacks. His t-shirt underneath made for a disheveled, yet sexy, look that tied everything in together perfectly.

My knee-length backless dress showed off my multiple tattoos. It was a color matching his jacket exactly and a lace overlay and lace sleeves. I wore nude heels to compensate for the height difference between Yixing and myself.

The door to the side of the vehicle that Yixing was sitting closest to opened, and cameras immediately began their strobe flashing in our faces. He stepped out of the car, smiling and waving, before turning to give me his hand to help me out of the vehicle.

As we made our way down the red carpet, we stopped to pose for various groups of photographers. Although there was no need to fake the love and joy in our relationship, we always amped it up for the cameras. I had my hand on his chest and his arm was tight around my waist. We giggled and smiled at one another like teenagers at their first prom together. We acted giddy and silly, flirting as though we were not having our pictures taken hundreds of times.

Yixing’s normal amount of PDA never extended past hand holding general. He did like to put on a show for cameras at events like this. He even grabbed my hand at one point, spinning me around and dipping me into a passionate kiss.

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anonymous asked:

Can i ask for some Jaehee wedding headcanons?

~Heck YESSSS!!!!! (k may have gone overboard im not sorry lol)


  • Wedding planner who?
  • She had handled everything for your special day
  • Extremely organized about everything
  • She had spent months and months planning every last detail down to hand picking which of the catering staff would work the reception
  • When the day finally came she had to be brought back into the room to get ready before it was too late, because she was spending all of the day at the sight making sure everything was being set up properly
  • She only left because Yoosung pulled her aside and told her he would make sure things were done properly (he had offered to help because he LOVES weddings and Jaehee agreed right away because Yoosung is a smart and hard worker)
  • Jumin donated an extravagant ice sculpture (after joking that it would be of a cat and freaking Jaehee out) of two doves with flowing ribbons and hearts it was beautiful
  • Truth be told, all of her work was distracting her from her nerves and when she looked in the mirror at herself in her wedding dress she felt like her legs were jello
  • She never thought she would meet someone she loved this much and in the back of her mind she hoped you wouldn’t get cold feet
  • Pacing in the room before the ceremony started
  • Her hands are shaking as she walks down the aisle and everyone’s eyes are on her
  • But inside she has that excited bubbly feeling that’s radiating from her stomach to her head
  • She’s gripping her bouquet tightly as she waits for you at the alter
  • Loses it when you appear
  • She’s got the biggest smile on her face and a few tears made trails down her cheeks
  • You both are smiling at each other and there’s electricity between the two of you as she watches you get closer and closer
  • You both are smiling and giggling and crying a bit together as you stand there facing each other
  • Everyone is clapping and cheering for the kiss!
  • You both hold hands and practically skip down the aisle together out of pure joy
  • Yoosung has done a wonderful job with the reception!!!
  • Thought Jaehee has noticed a few things out of place
  • And you can sense her slight frustration and squeeze her hand as you sit at the head table
    • “Everything is so beautiful. Thank you,” you smile and kiss her
  • The food is amazing!
  • She’s picked a perfect blend of what you both enjoy
  • She never took her eyes off of you as you danced your wedding dance, she smiled so wide and brushed your hair behind your ear and rested her head on your shoulder for a bit trying not to cry
  • Zen made a toast to you both and got emotional and started to tear up because he was just so damn happy for you
  • Since Jaehees father had passed she couldn’t do the father-daughter dance
  • She heard her favorite Zen musical song playing…
    • “I didn’t put this on the list for the DJ?” she looked at you puzzled
  • You just shrugged at her with a smirk
  • Then Zen appeared and held his hand out for her to dance
    • “May I have the honor of dancing with the beautiful bride?”
  • You nodded for them both to go!
  • Her cheeks were so red and you were clapping with a smile as Zen took the lead in dancing with her on her special day
  • Yoosung and Jumin both caught the bouquets
  • Saeyoung was pouting in the corner
    • “I only let Yoosung catch it because I didn’t wanna push him over…” he seethed
  • Even Jumin was dancing to the hip hop music when it played
  • The cake was gorgeous and delicious and HUGE
  • Saeyoung shoved cake in Yoosungs face
    • “Revennnggeeeee!” he screamed and took pictures while laughing
  • You both had a LOT of wine
  • (another donation from jumin)
  • ((okay Jumin donated a lot because he tried to act low-key but he was SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH and just wanted to make it all special for you))
  • When the evening was winding down you were called outside
  • After a moment of wondering what was going on you saw fireworks
    • Congrats on your eternal love, Jaehee and MC♡~! -spelled out in the sky
  • You both were shocked
    • Who…?” Jaehee looked at you bewildered
  • Saeyoung appeared from behind you both and pulled you into a hug
    • “Congrats, you two,” he smiled
  • Jaehee lay on you with her eyes closed in the limo as Driver Kim took you to your hotel
  • Your fingers were intertwined together as you rode in silence
    • “I love you so much,” she said.
    • “I love you more,” you kissed her forehead
  • She nuzzled closer to you
    • “I’m so happy.”

anonymous asked:

prom night my friend and i and our group of friends decided to get a limo and after the dance was over and the limo driver was dropping people off at their respective houses my boyfriend and i started making out in the back that was covered by a seat. we ended up fucking while my best friend and her date were in the front of the limo and they to this day don't realise that we were doing it the whole time we were in the limo together

Wedding Planner Ignis “Love Song” Part 1

Tagging: @stunninglyignis @blindbae @themissimmortal @hypaalicious @miss-scientia @nifwrites @stephicness @rubyphilomela @h4rvh1 @gudetamazing @laili2104 @cactwerk

So I’m breaking this into 2 parts people as we haven’t even gotten to the sexy parts yet and we’ll it’s forever long! I got a lot of unrequited feelings and angst all over the board. So part two will come later! Right now is the build up…part two things connect….Word count: 2,198

It was early in the morning when his phone went off in his modest apartment in Insomnia. The ringtone was one he didn’t think he would hear again he hadn’t the heart to delete the phone number or the tone it was too hard to detach himself from it.

“I’m not gonna write you a love song, ‘cause you asked for it, 'cause you need one, you see, I’m not gonna write you a love song”

His heart stopped in his chest rising up to his throat as his eyes shot open, those bright green eyes focusing on the name on the caller id, Y/N L/N. 

‘Why is she calling me, at 8 in the morning? Why is she calling at all…I thought she didn’t want to talk with me any longer?’ All these thoughts rushed through his head as he reached for his phone, heart beating loudly in his chest.

“This is Mr. Scientia.  . .” He answered the phone politely hoping his voice didn’t sound shaky as his hand holding the phone was shaking, her voice sounds like angels on high. 

“Oh Iggy so professional.” Called out her beautiful voice making him sigh it’s been years since he heard her voice. 

“Y/N what can I do for you it is very early in the morning.” Ignis asked, trying to remember why they broke up why his heart hurt for months and months afterwards making it hard for him to do his job.

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Topp Dogg: their BFF graduating

P-Goon:  wouldn’t even let you know that he was going to your graduation and acts indifferent, until you see him standing outside the building with a huge bouquet of flowers and an even bigger smile.

Hojoon:  for the whole week he’s been telling you how proud he is of you for making it this far bc he knew how hard your school work was. He’d make sure to take you to dinner with a bunch of family members and close friends, and records you while you go up on stage for your diploma.

Sangdo:  he’s busting out his brand new camera to capture every moment, from your beautiful attire, to your shoes, to your hair, to your graduation gown, he’s become your personal photographer- hyping you up when you went up on stage.

Nakta:  he’s so thoughtful and he’d spend so much time trying to figure out what sorts of gifts to get you. He knows you’ve worked hard so you probably deserve him splurging over you.

Hansol:  goes out shopping with you the week before to get that perfect outfit, and would probably want to match with you just to be cheesy. You could probably hear him screaming from across the venue as he shows how proud he is.

B-Joo:  won’t stop talking about all the trips that you’re gonna take with him after graduation, and he’s thought of every destination. He’ll end up inviting all the guys over to the ceremony, and having a massive party afterwards.

Xero:  shows up in STYLE bruh, he’s got the limo and the driver for you, probably paid for your shoes, and it’s like he’s the one graduating too. Everyone would have their eyes on you as they entered the building, and you couldn’t have asked for a better bff.

A-Tom:  all he’s thinking about is the party before and after, wanting to turn up with you to celebrate your freedom. It will be a surprise to you when you walk out of the car, seeing all the guys dressed up in their finest suits and cheering you on, while he’s smirking, “Yeah, it was all my plan ;)))”

Yano:  he can’t help himself from wanting to tell everyone about his bestie who’s finally graduating, to the point of making them feel bad so they’d have to buy a present too. Spoils you with all sorts of little knickknacks and ‘congratulations’ cards.

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