the lil mermaid

THESE BITCHES WANT NIKES. THEY LOOKING FOR A CHECK. I TELL EM IT AIN’T LIKELY. SAID SHE NEED A RING LIKE CARMELO. MUST BE ON THAT WHITE LIKE OTHELLO. ALL YOU WANT IS NIKES.  BUT THE REAL ONES.  JUST LIKE YOU.  JUST LIKE ME.  I DON’T PLAY, I DONT MAKE TIME.  BUT IF YOU NEED DICK I GOT YOU AND I YAM FROM THE LINE.  POUR UP FOR A$AP. RIP PIMP C. RIP TRAYVON, THAT NIGGA LOOK JUST LIKE ME.  WOOO, FUCCKKINN BUZZINNN WOOOO. THAT MY LIL COUSIN, HE GOT A LIL TRADE. HIS GIRL KEEP THE SCALES, A LIL MERMAID.  WE OUT BY THE POOL SOME LIL MERMAIDS. ME AND THEM GEL, LIKE TWIGS WIT DEM BANGS. NOW THAT’S A REAL MERMAID. YOU BEEN HOLDING YOUR BREATH. WEIGHTED DOWN.  PUNK MADRE, PUNK PAPA.  HE DON’T CARE FOR ME, BUT HE CARES FOR ME.  AND THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH.  WE DON’T TALK MUCH OR NOTHING. BUT WHEN WE TALKING BOUT SOMETHING, WE HAVE GOOD DISCUSSION.  I MET HIS FRIENDS LAST WEEK. FEELS LIKE THEY’RE UP TO SOMETHING.  THAT’S GOOD FOR US.  WE’LL LET YOU GUYS PROPHESY. WE’LL LET YOU GUYS PROPHESY. WE GON SEE THE FUTURE FIRST.  WE’LL LET YOU GUYS PROPHESY.  WE GON SEE THE FUTURE FIRST.  LIVING SO THE LAST NIGHT, FEELS LIKE A PAST LIFE.  SPEAKING OF THE DON’T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO PEOPLE, DEVIL BE POSSESSING HOMIES DEMONS TRY TO BODY JUMP.  WHY YOU THINK I’M IN THIS BITCH WEARING A FUCKING YARMULKE.  ACID ON ME LIKE THE RAIN.  WEED CRUMBLES INTO GLITTER.  RAIN. GLITTER.  WE LAID OUT ON THIS WET FLOOR.  AWAY TURF, NO ASTRO.  MESMERIZED HOW THE STROBES GLOW, LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE FEET DANCE.  I KNOW THAT YOUR NIGGA CAME WITCHA.  BUT HE AIN’T WITCHA.  WE ONLY HUMAN AND IT’S HUMID IN THESE BALMAINS.  I MEAN MY BALLS STICKING TO MY JEANS.  WE BREATHING PHEROMONES, AMBER ROSE.  SIPPING PINK GOLD LEMONADES. FEELING.  I MAY BE YOUNGER, BUT I’LL LOOK AFTER YOU.  WE’RE NOT IN LOVE BUT I’LL , MAKE LOVE TO YOU.  WHEN YOU’RE NOT HERE, I’LL SAVE SOME FOR YOU.  I’M NOT HIM, BUT I’LL MEAN SOMETHING TO YOU.  I’LL MEAN SOMETHING TO YOU.
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anastasia • dir.  don bluth, gary goldman [classics]

<<why the change of  m i n d ?>>

                       <<it was more a change of  h e a r t .>>

Mermaid klance au

• Lance is a mermaid
• he is imprisoned in a large and beautiful aquarium among various tropical fish that swim all over their prison
• he hides in aquarium stone castle from all visitors for the whole day and the working stuff can’t make him come in sight because they don’t understand where he can be among all these fish (and they are also afraid of sharks living near the stone castle)
• he pretends to be fearful, but actually Lance just understands what would happen if people learn mermaids really exist
• Keith is very curious and active
• many people are sure he has a dyslexia, but actually he has so many things on his mind that he can’t concentrate on boring everyday duties
• once he goes to the aquarium and stares at sharks
• one of the sharks swims towards a stone castle and a tanned hand pets her when no one is watching because two other sharks swam away and the visitors followed them
• but Keith notices it
• he understands it’s not one of aquarium workers who had pet the sharks
• so he quietly breaks in at night to find answers to the tanned hand mystery
• and sees Lance playing with sharks
• at first Lance is very scared
• but very soon he understands that Keith desires to help him and not to harm
• they try to communicate but it’s very difficult as Keith doesn’t hear Lance and Lance doesn’t know human letters (but he has learnt to speak human from sailors fishing nearby when he was free)
• so Keith has to show Lance everything in gestures and movements and draw pictures
• Keith can’t draw properly and his cute funny arts make Lance laugh and smile
• and his smile is so PURE
• several days later Keith manages to release Lance from one on the aquarium windows he couldn’t open from the inside
• and Keith CRANDLES HIM IN HIS ARMS
• Lance can’t stop smiling at him
• Keith can’t stop blushing
• he quickly puts Lance into a big glass box with water on the back seat of his car and drives away towards the sea
• Lance meets sea with tears of happiness in his eyes but Keith already misses him
• so they promise each other to meet every early morning, when no one would see Lance
• and every day Keith drives towards the sea to meet Lance
• and they totally fall in love
• but one day Keith comes some time later because he didn’t hear the alarm
• and sees that Lance came out of water to look for Keith as he was so worried
• and his tail begins to disappear and Lance gets two beautiful legs instead
• but he is terribly cold, because the sun has not risen yet and Lance is completely naked
• so Keith gives him his hoodie and takes Lance home
• and they live together
• Lance can’t use his legs properly so he is very clumsy and at first constantly falls down
• and Keith is always there to catch him
• he doesn’t feel lonely anymore
• as Keith teaches Lance to behave like a human, Lance teaches him to swim
• Keith is very afraid of deep waters
• but he feels safer and calmer with Lance who gets his tail back if touches water with his whole body
• and everything is fine

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tvtropes + michiru kaioh/sailor neptune 

“Oh, maybe you misunderstood. A world without Haruka is hardly worth saving.”

Personally, the H2O tails are the better between H2O and Mako Mermaids.

I feel that the coloring is more realistic and better blended, and the fluke design is also more seamless and realistic looking. The Mako Mermaid tails look kind of blotchy and a tad unfinished, unlike the H2O tails. The MM ones are more colorful and use more variety supposedly to be more eye catching, but it just doesn’t look completely right.

Also, the H2O tails move better aesthetically in water. The Mako Mermaid ones tend to show the knees of the mer and can take away the illusion of a real tail. I think that these tails were made less thick to be more functional and easier to swim in, but the H2O tails look so amazing in the water. Like no knees can be seen and the whole lower half of the mermaids moves like a perfect wave.

In conclusion, H2O rules over Mako Mermaids, though I might be biased because I grew up watching Rikki, Emma, and Cleo. I just wanted to rant/make my case about the tail authenticity, just because. I’m a lil salty about MM.