the lightwood

Jace : Alec can’t say a pick up line even if his life depended on it-

Alec : Correction, I totally can.

//2 hours later//

Alec, beside Magnus on the bed watching a movie : *picks up Magnus’ phone*

Magnus : What are you doing?

Alec : *secretly presses ringtone and phone rings* Hello?

Magnus : I said, what-

Alec : Oh? Hm, okay, I’ll tell ‘em. *covers phone speaker*

Magnus : Alec, who was that?

Alec : *grins* Heaven called, they want their angel back.

Magnus :

Alec :

Magnus : *intensely flustered*