the lighting is super shit in my room

Eye Catching

Request:I need me some Jerome circus imagine in my life!!! Maybe you could do one were the reader is into 80’s/90’s fashion and rocks it?. She’s blonde and loves clowns and freaky shit so when they bump into each other in Gotham’s carnival they’re both instantly stunned!? They could be super flirtatious and both as bad as one another.

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I sigh loudly and turn over in my bed. My roommate glances over and laughs. “Bored?” I grab another slip of paper and burn it from one of the candles lighting the room up. “Yes. Blackouts are so boring.” My roommate looks at me in shock. “(Y/n) the bleach has gone to your head or something because if you haven’t heard Jerome Valeska is alive and well. He’s the one who did this. You call that boring? The man was just reborn!” I huff and swing my legs. “Boring.” I slip my combat boots and my large red flannel over my black skater skirt and crop top. “I’m going out.”

I walk out the door and I walk down the dark streets. I hear gun shots, laughing, and then running. I follow the sound and find a…circus?

I walk through the big entrance and see a world of fantasy. I laugh and look around with giant eyes. I walk up to a dunk tank and see piranhas swimming around. I then realized who’s sitting atop of the tank in fear. “Hi-a Mr. K!” I wave at the asshole teacher. “(Y/n)! Please help me! Please. I’ll do anything.” I laugh and roll my eyes. “Oh no you won’t. Just take this as a lesson. Everyone take this as a lesson! You make fun of someone and treat them less of who they are. You get put out in the end.” I grab a ball and throw it directly at the target making him fall into the tank.

I laughs and run up to the tank for a closer look. “What an arm!” I turn around and see the one and only Jerome Valeska. I shy away and giggle. “Thank you Mr. Valeska.” I slightly bow as a princess would.

He then stands in a straight striking pose like a prince and bows at me. “What’s your name dollface?” He asks holding his hand out. “(Y/n) (y/l/n).” “Ah lookie there. Beautiful name for an even more beautiful face.” I giggle and blush. “No no you are! Do you think so Brucie? She’s beautiful ain’t she?” I look behind Jerome to see billionaire Bruce Wayne from school. Though I was a year or two older.

He looks at me in a glare. “Are you crazy?” I think for a second then smile. “Yeah.” Jerome spins around and laughs. “Oh just how I like em! Crazy and beautiful! Care to tag along baby? Got a big night planned! Could use an assistant!” I jump into his arms and giggle. “Anything for the amazing Jerome Valeska.” “Oh I’m gonna keep you.” He says and carries me off.

Originally posted by shirane

Everything Fades - Pilot

A Jungkook story inspired by Kimi no Na wa (Your Name)

Summary: 

Once in a while when I wake up, I find myself crying. The dream I must’ve had, I can never quite remember. Yet, the sensation that I’ve lost something important always lingers for a long time…

Her: Just a normal day in my boring, calm li- HOLY SHIT I’M IN JEON JUNGKOOK’S BODY.

Him: Alright, let’s go to prac- WAIT WHY DO I HAVE BOOBS?

Originally posted by lacuna-matata

A/N: This is the pilot of a story I’m considering writing. What do you guys think? Should I? 


First chapter - PANIC MODE: ENGAGED

My eyelids flutter as I slowly gain consciousness, mind still foggy and body still numb.

“Hmm,” I utter.

I bring a hand to my mouth. “Huh…” I think. My voice is much hoarser than usual.

“A cold..?” I mumble.

“Get up, JK,” someone says.

“J-JK?” I ask in confusion, trying to focus on my surroundings.

“It’s already 6 am! We have to go to the interview, remember?”

“Interview?” my small voice asks.

A pillow is thrown at my face.

“Get up!”

By the time I’ve lifted myself on my elbows, the person is gone. Nonetheless, that’s not the part that worries me. What worries me is that I have no idea of where I am. There’s a feeling of déjà-vu, but I don’t actually recognize the room before you. Eyebrows furrowed, I look around with emergency.

Am I dreaming? Did I keep kidnapped? What the hell is happening…

For one, I seem to be in a bunk bed. Carefully, I move towards the little ladder and climb down. The space is quite small, and there aren’t any lights on. I let my vision adjust, then take a moment to scan the room. There’s a shelf containing books and CDs, a desk on which are scattered electronics and a few piecces of clothing on the floor.

Well…“ I tell myself. ”If this is a dream, it’s a super realistic one… Wait, is it possible to see in first person in a dream?

I pinch myself. It hurts.

Well shit.

I lick my lips.

Alright… Alright… I’ve been kidnapped.

I swallow, throat tight.

Wait… that doesn’t make sense either! I-I’m just a broke college student! Who would spend any energy to kidnap me? That’s utterly-

“Jungkook-ah! ” a voice calls, interrupting my train of thoughts. “Quit sleeping! Come out already!”

“…Jungkook-ah?” I breathe.

And then it hits me.

“Th-that’s not my voice?!” I say, panic creeping into my words. “Holy shit.”

I literally slap myself in the face.

“THAT’S NOT MY FACE!” I cry out.

“What?” a few distant voices say.

“Uh…” I murmur, growing frantic. “NOTHING!” I shout back.

Motionless, I try to calm my racing heart. There’s noise outside the room, and I can tell there are many people walking around.

I bring a hand to my head, but flinch away when my fingers don’t meet the familiar texture of my relatively long hair.

I need to find a mirror… or a cellphone… or anything..!

With that thought anchored in my mind, I push the door open.

“Finally,” a voice says. “Jin-hyung was starting to get mad.”

I turn to the speaker.

It’s…

It’s Park Jimin.

…Park… Jimin…

PARK FUCKING JIMIN.

what.

He frowns, and my soul has pretty much left my body. “You seem disoriented…” he comments gently. “Did you have a bad dream?”

I laugh nervously, letting my gaze pry away from the magnificent piece of art standing a few feet before me. That’s when I spot Min Yoongi looking down at his cellphone, and, as my brain shuts down, I proceed to collapse to the ground with a great thump.


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anonymous asked:

okay so seven canonically has those little glow in the dark sticky stars you can put on your walls/ceiling, right? i don't remember when he said it but i distinctly recall him saying so at some point and i started freaking out. pls, for the good of all that is holy, imagine him getting excited when MC freaks like "OH MY GOD I LOVE THOSE, I HAVE ABOUT A MILLION IN MY ROOM". like holy shit when i was little i didn't want a night light so i got RAINBOW GLOW IN THE DARK STARS(+moon). it was So Good.

Hey anon! Thanks for the request! I thought this was super cute omg. I haven't gotten that call yet from Seven buT IT MADE ME SO HAPPY. THANKS YOU SO MUCH HOPE YOU ENJOY. Spoilers for 707′s route!! I made this so it was after the whole Mint Eye thing sO YOU’VE BEEN WARNED


Seven had been very hard to open up to you, but due to his flawed childhood, it wasn’t that big of a surprise as to why. He was always afraid of you leaving him for being so problematic, so when you stuck by his side regardless, he was elated and thrilled. He never had anyone so persistent about being with him. He wanted to exchange the favor and stick by you until the end and show you his entire world, but then again, you were his entire world. You were everything to him and he couldn’t be more grateful to meet such a brilliant beam of light to reveal the dark paths of life. He wanted to be with you all the time, but of course since you both only had just started officially dating only a mere couple days ago, he wanted to take things slow. After all, he hadn’t even taken you to his house yet. He refrained from doing so for so long and it made you wonder why he’s never invited you over until now. Though he had opened up quite a decent amount, he still had his secrets and you weren’t just about to pry him open to desperately search for them.
 “MC! You haven’t been in my house yet, have you? I’m so sorry, I should have brought you here sooner. Rika’s apartment was a bit small,” Seven said to you as you exited one of his luxury cars. Even though Seven’s diet and his clothes weren’t the most desirable, his car, however, was quite spectacular. It was no wonder as to why he cherished it so much.The cold upholstery brushed against your thighs uncomfortably as you shifted out of the vehicle. It raised prickled goosebumps on your skin unsettlingly, but that could be just your nerves as well. Was Seven’s bunker this secretive? What was he hiding in there?
 “I don’t mind, Seven. I get to be here with you now and that’s all that matters,” you assured him. He flashed you a big smile that crinkled the corners of his eyes in such an adorable manner. It was his smile that always made your heart race. It was such a warm and inviting expression, but it made you wonder how his exterior could be so humble and kind but his interior was cold and upsetting. As soon as your full body had exited the car and was beginning to make its way up to the gate, your lanky, red-headed boyfriend grabbed your wrist and pulled your entire body into his. He smelled musky, as if he hadn’t showered in days. Honestly, it wouldn’t surprise you if he didn’t, he had been through so much lately. He took his long slender fingers and brushed your hair against his touch softly. You didn’t pull back though, it took you by utmost surprise, but it was quite a pleasurable experience.

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Gilded Butterfly: a JB fic

Previous chapters: 1, 2

Chapter 3

What was that saying about temptation?

The only way to get rid of it was to yield it.

If that’s the case, I’ll have Jaebum heel on command by the time I was done with him.

Originally posted by markjin

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The Project - El Dorado (Platform)

Brewery : Platform
Beer : The Project : Dry Hopped Pale Ale Series - El Dorado
Style : American Pale Ale / Pale Ale / APA
Variance : None

9 / 10

Ok, so this is my first beer from Platform and I must say… HOLY SHIT! This is a fucking amazing beer and if the others are even close to this I am in for a treat just like I was in for a treat when I wandered in to the women’s locker room at the local gym. Wait, that wasn’t a treat, it was a felony. My mistake. Anyways, Platform has officially earned a place in my heart with this one starting with a super smooth almost melon like flavor before some mild oniony hops and floral bitterness mix in with some citrusy notes before wrapping up with a light sweetness and a light and clean aftertaste. I was originally a little worried that the beer wouldn’t be able to live up to the awesome of the simple can it came in but it turns out that there was nothing to fucking worry about because this beer is amazing. If you are looking for an APA that sports some bold flavors but is still sessionable enough to polish of a 6 pack with ease, pick this project up because it kicks more ass than a soccer player on a donkey farm. That was dumb. Regardless, this is the perfect beer to bust your hop-hymen with and also a perfect beer for you craft-a-holics so make sure you snag a can ASAP.

Written by: Steve B.

It’s the bad kind of ‘crack.’ Dex knows the screen is shattered even before he picks his phone up off the tile. He turns the phone over and sees the cracks that spiderweb across the front. “Shit. Shitdamn. Fuck.”

“What’s wrong?” Nursey turns on the desk light. It’s after 4:30 and the room is starting to get dark.

“Broke my fucking phone. Fuck my life. Fuck everything.”

“Dude, chill. That’s super cheap to fix.”

Dex fantasizes about killing him. That’s super cheap to fix. He could stab Derek Nurse with a hockey skate and then throw his body in the dumpster outside Faber. No one would ever know.

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Of The Night: part 5

I uploaded this earlier but it got deleted somehow (ಥへಥ)

Originally posted by little-dimsum-mandu

you were genuinely surprised by the scene in front of you. Jimin danced in perfect sync with Jin, Jungkook,Taehyung and three other guys you hadn’t met yet. The song had a menacing ring to it and it suited the guys well, even Jin and Taehyung, who seemed so happy and nice when you met them, suited the cold eyes and threatening expressions. The way they moved was intense and you couldn’t bring yourself to look away, so you didn’t. You sat down in the farthest corner of the room, admiring the way Jungkook transformed from the awkward, uncomfortable guy you’d met before to this confident, smooth person who moved in front of you. It seemed like you were right about Jungkook being cool around people he knew.

Taehyung looked focused, serious and almost aggressive as he danced. His eyes flicked to you and he smirked as he mouthed along with the song. Fuck, you thought. If they actually recorded this then you were impressed. The song changed to something with a faster pace, though you didn’t think that was possible, highlighting the three guys you didn’t know. Their parts were aggressive, raspy raps and while two of them didn’t seem like strong dancers, the third held your attention. You found yourself following his movements, even when he was in the background, he was smooth, casual and almost fluid in the way he moved. He had a mischievous glint in his eyes as he caught you staring and he clapped Jimin on the back as he passed behind him.

Jimin smiled at you, a genuine honest to god smile and he’d never looked cuter. His hair was pushed back, covered by a backwards turned cap. The song changed again and the group’s dangerous appearances dropped as they became excited. Taehyung was back to being smiley and cute, Jungkook flashed between a casual coolness and the most adorable grin you’d ever seen and you weren’t sure which was real, was it possible for him to be both?

You focused back on Jimin, you’d never seen him like this. He was so playful, happy as he grinned and messed around with the group. His eyes scrunched up a he smiled broadly at you, making some weird squealing noises as Jungkook kicked Taehyung’s ass. Jungkook lifted one of the rappers onto his shoulders and the group shouted. They were so goddamn cute and you couldn’t believe the giggles that were coming from their mouths. Jimin poked his tongue out at you, wiggling it suggestively as the song ended and the group stared at you as they moved into their final formation. You clapped, smiling bashfully as several pairs of sharp eyes focused on you.

Originally posted by ohparkjimin

“That was surprising,” you said excitedly as Jimin fell down next to you, pulling the cap off his head to run his hand through his sweaty hair, “I didn’t know you could dance? Is that you guys singing too?”

“We write, compose, produce and choreograph everything ourselves,”

You looked up to see one of the three guys you hadn’t met staring down at you, his expression irritated.

“That’s cool,” you smiled politely, your stomach twisting uncomfortably. The way he looked down at you, as if you were prey, frightened you a little.

“You’re scaring her,” Jimin sighed and the guy blinked in surprise.

“No I’m not, I’m just talking,” he frowned, looking down at you and you looked away from him, staring at Jimin as he smirked up at the guy.

“Whatever,” he mumbled, turning and walking out of the room.

“That’s Namjoon,” Jimin laughed, “He looks angry but he’s harmless. The guy who looks dead on the floor is Yoongi and the one you couldn’t seem to take your eyes off was Hoseok,”

“I wasn’t staring at him,” you protested.

“It’s okay, we all know I’m the visual here!” Hoseok laughed loudly from across the room as Taehyung and Jungkook ran towards you.

“Y/N!” Taehyung yelled, “who looked cooler, me or Kookie?”

Jungkook looked at you expectantly and you laughed, feeling like they finally accepted your presence.

“Jungkook,” you nodded towards the youngest.

“I told you, hyung!” Jungkook shouted and Taehyung shoved his shoulder, pouting.

“I’m gonna eat those chips you’ve been saving,” Taehyung growled before laughing himself out the door.

“Tae!” Jungkook shouted in panic, chasing after him.

“They’re not as…” you trailed off, eyeing Hoseok watching himself dance in the mirrored wall and Yoongi passed out of the floor.

“Intimidatingly hot as everyone makes them out to be?” Jimin finished for you teasingly, standing as he reached out for your hand, “Yeah, we’re all just really weird to be honest,”

You took Jimin’s hand, letting him lead you from the dance room. He wore a pair of loose black shorts with a muscle tank and you admired the way his sweat caught the light on his arms, accentuating his toned muscles. It was the same for everyone else in the group, was it a vampire thing or were they just super fit? But all you’d seen any of them eat were snacks and meat and if they could eat shit like that and stay fit you were going to be pissed.

“You’re wearing my pants,” Jimin smirked down at you and you frowned.

“You dirtied my skirt,”

“You could’ve taken a shirt too, you know,” he trailed his eyes down your neck, resting his gaze on the series of small bites peppered over your collarbones and one large bite on your neck.

“They know the nature of our relationship,” you smirked at his hungry gaze, “you’re the one who told them, I didn’t think you’d care if they saw?”

“I don’t,” he clenched his jaw and for a moment you saw something in his eyes, but you weren’t sure what it was, “it just shows them you’re mine,”

Jimin pulled you into the house and you were thankful the lights were on this time. You smiled as you passed Taehyung sitting on the top of a large bookcase, eating a bag of chips while Jungkook glared at him from the floor.

“Who’s the cool one now!” Taehyung shouted as you and Jimin headed up the stairs.

“Jungkook!” you called back to stir him up and you laughed as you heard a loud thump and Jungkook call out in pain.

Jimin tugged you back into his room, closing the door as he stripped off his shirt.

“What are we doing?” you asked, sitting on the foot of his bed.

“You’re going to bed,” he said, rummaging through the clothes on his floor, “I’m going to take a shower,”

“Why do I have to go to bed?” you frowned at him.

“Because it’s almost 3am,” he smirked as you fumbled through his stuff to find your phone. 2:43am, holy shit time flies, you thought. You shoved his covers aside, laying back against his pillows as he turned off the lamp beside his bed, turning to leave the room.

“Are you gonna come back this time?” you asked him and he turned to stare at you.

“Do you want me to?” he raised an eyebrow and you nodded, “Then I’ll be back,”

And just as he said, not five minutes later Jimin returned freshly showered. He climbed into the bed next to you, his wet hair tickling your forehead as he tucked your head under his chin.

“You’re a lot sweeter than I expected,” you said honestly, yawning as he wrapped his arms around your waist. You wanted to ask him what he meant by saying you weren’t allowed to fall in love with him, was it a joke?

“Would you rather I be a jerk?” he muttered, “use you for blood and sex and leave you bare and bleeding like I do to other girls? Because I can do that if you’d prefer,”

“No,” you said quickly, curling into him, “this is nice,”

“That’s what I thought,” he chuckled, “now go to sleep, ill drive you home later,”

The Signs As Things I've Done
  • Aries: Considered going out at 11pm into the woods to use my friends deer skull and candles to make a pentagram bc it was a full moon.
  • Taurus: Shoplifted from a Sephora, got caught, and then started talking to the lady who asks you questions, and we started talking about my writing while waiting for the cop and she was like "How??? Did you not??? YOURE ANALYTICAL YET YOU WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO STEAL FROM SOMEWHERE WITH HIGH TEC SECURITY."
  • Gemini: While watching my friends make out, she then got her neck bit and kissed and i threatened to punch her if she moaned. (She didn't).
  • Cancer: "I understand", as I walked away from the guy who just broke up with me and then left and just kind of ignored the situation as my heart like, died. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • Leo: I was doing Romeo and Juliet, and I missed my cue by five minutes because I was sleeping in the dressing room.
  • Virgo: Making a zombie music video, trespassing, and then turning it in to my teacher and when he asks if I got permission, I said, "I was supposed to?" and he says yeah, so, I replied "Well, I was running from zombies can they blame me?"
  • Libra: I gave advice to my friend while dying my hair, sitting naked in my bathtub, with a towel wrapped around my head as they sat on my toilet. It was damn good advice too.
  • Scorpio: I went to a secret hiding spot around my school and took my now ex boyfriends virginity there.
  • Sagittarius: I fought with my friend for the arm rest while watching "The Boy" and spent 30 minutes fighting and then the next hour and a half I just laid my arm on his as he started freaking out because he is SUPER scared of dolls. He kept moving his hand like every few minutes and he would jolt them sometimes to try and scare me and at one point he did it as they turned on a light in the room (in the movie) and I screamed really loud and everyone in the movie theater either died laughing or died of secondhand embarrassment or confusion. He also stole my food and totally fucked up my Nacho-To-Cheese Ratio, and I have that shit down to a science.
  • Capricorn: I finished my music video 3 days before the extra credit date and showed everyone in everyone of my classes and posted it on facebook, youtube, and tumblr. Everyone loved it and I threw some fucking EPIC shade at our "EP".
  • Aquarius: I was at a abandoned cemetery with my friend smoking weed at 12 am and we called our Pisces friend (one of my exs) to pick us up and he did. We then went to Steak n Shake, talked about his EX, then I said, "Look, all of your ex's are assholes!", my friend looks at me and goes "You are one of them, Shayne." and I respond, loudly, "YAH! THATS HOW I KNOW!!"
  • Pisces: Everytime one of my friends call me by my first name, I go to my "alter-ego" and respond with something along the lines of, "Brittany!! Stop it!! Omg you always throw such a hissy fit when I'm better than you. Just stop. Accept I'm better. I'm sorry Britt. I LEFT MY CLOTHES AT YOUR HOUSE SO YOU COULD LOOK DECENT FOR ONCE AND YOU JUST GAVE THEM BACK.So, don't say I never tried to help you. Don't talk to me Britt-Britt because there is a reason your mom named you after Brittany Spears cause girl I see a break down in your near future." *snaps*
Super powerful for a day/EXO

Ok, so let’s settle a general background. Let’s say each EXO member did something in order to realise they actually had special abilities and somehow they found it’d only be for 24hrs…

Hope you all enjoy it!

(I changed it a bit)

(Earth/Super strength?)
Kyungsoo: First thing on my list: -Baekhyun… where are you?… *extremely powerful Satansoo mode ON*

Originally posted by 3x0ismystyle

Then: Gotta hurry…

Originally posted by xflymetogalaxyx

(Light)

Baekhyun: I think this little shit would go around chasing the other members shooting them with his light beam. 

Originally posted by baekyhns

(Wind)

Sehun: Uses it to look even sassier.

(Time Control)
Tao: Goes back in time, meets young Soo Man, makes him a decent boss. 2015, OT12 still with us. (Hold on Lexie, you’ve got to pull yourself together)

(Lightning)

Chen: Buys plane tickets for Greece, straight to the Olympus.

(Frost)

Xiumin: Gets cooler by the second. (Worst pun EVER)

(Teleportation)

Kai: *Teleports into your room.* Hi Jagi (I know you weren’t expecting that…)

(Flame)

Chanyeol: *spends the day giving out burnt marshmallows*, cuz Sweet Boy Chanyeol.

Originally posted by bencemeraketiyidegilim

(Water)

Suho: Spends the day cleaning after Chanyeol’s fires. 
                              Look, look I can play with fire!.

Originally posted by wongearng

(Telepathy)

Luhan: *reads everybody’s minds to find out if he’s the manliest man* *finds out he’s not*

(Flight)

Kris: *becomes Buzz Lightyear* To infinity and beyond!

(Healing Unicorn)

Lay: Spends the day as a physician,  acknowledging how hard it actually is.

Originally posted by laygion

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Images/Gifs don’t belong to me unless stated otherwise.

advice that works for me at least

Clean your room. Organize shit. Do your laundry.
Wash your face. Get a nice scrub and scrub the shit out of it once or twice a week. Get a nice minty feeling face wash too.
Find an easy to make meal other than frozen foods and make it your go to (I loveee toasted tomato and cheese sandwiches with pesto)
Go for a long walk in the woods to think and relax
Get easy to take care of plants and put some around the house/room
Take 15 minutes to give yourself a nice manicure
find the most relaxing incense/candle you can and light it
Plan out a cute outfit for tomorrow so you won’t be rushing in the morning
Make a room super comfortable and just draw. No matter how shitty you think it turns out. Hang it up
Make plans for the future. Nothing big. Just little details like I want a garden or I want to have flowers in every room
Make a go to play list on YouTube/your phone
Clean out your bag
There’s probably more but whatever. This is just my little list of shit that makes me feel better about life

anonymous asked:

I hope it doesn't come off as creepy but now I'm super curious what's the purple paint story?

PURPLE PAINT STORY TIME: Okay one time when I was little and I mean LITTLE LITTLE like less than 5 years old type little, I was very bored one night. Now some back story of little me: I was a creative kid, alright? I LOVED painting and drawing and all the artsy/creative stuff and my family encouraged it heavily, so naturally, my room was full of artsy and creative stuff. Anyway, I had tons of that crayola washable paint in my room, which I had my own of at that time, I believe my brother was still a baby or not born yet because I don’t remember him sharing a room with me yet. And I fucking HATED sleeping and nap time. So one night, mom and dad put me to bed for the night and closed the door and went to their room. I decided that I wasn’t tired and wanted to stay up, so I got out of bed as soon as they left and turned on the light again. I didn’t want to make noise so I didn’t turn on the tv or anything. SO. To cure my boredom as kids who didn’t want to sleep do, I took out the paints and I set them on this piano bench I had in my room next to some keyboard I had. I took out the purple paint. And by purple paint, I mean like this shit


I was wearing some all white pjs too. I was also SUPER pale and SUPER light blonde. So I was like a walking ball of white, okay? So, I DUMPED this purple paint on the piano bench that was easily as big as me. In the dead of the night. When I was supposed to be asleep. And you know what little ball of white me did?

I ROLLED in the shit on the piano bench.

I rolled around in the purple paint. I COVERED MYSELF FROM HEAD TO TOE IN THE PURPLE PAINT. Not an inch of me was uncovered. I used the ENTIRE BOTTLE. The little walking ball of white turned into a walking ball of purple.

And walk I did.

After I DOUSED myself in the purple paint and got it all over the piano bench and the floor, I decided that I did not want my bed covered in paint. That was my bed and I didn’t want to ruin it by getting paint all over it.

So, I left my room. I of course didn’t want my parents to know I was awake. So, I got on all fours and crawled into their room (to this day I don’t remember if they were awake or asleep or what, all I remember is that the light in there was definitely on). I crawled through their room, through the jack-and-jill bathroom that connected it to my nana’s room. I crawled into my nana’s room and simply walked up to her bed where the light was off and she was sleeping. I just walked up and said in the sad little me voice “Nana I can’t sleep, can I sleep in your bed for the night?” and she woke up briefly and was like “yeah sure hunny, come on in.”

Poor, poor Nana and her poor, poor all white bedset sheets.

(They woke me up in the morning and was very angry at the fact that I sufficiently coated tHE ENTIRE HOUSE FROM MY ROOM TO MY NANA’S BED IN PURPLE PAINT WHILE I SLEPT IN HER BED LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL AND WOKE UP COVERED IN DRY PAINT AND THEY SENT ME TO A BATH IMMEDIATELY AND EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE HAS TO BE CLEANED DOWN AND MY MOM CALLED ME THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER FOR THE NEXT EVER.)

And yeah, that’s the purple paint story.

Bts as Annoying Things People Do
  • Taehyung: *steals your food while you aren't looking*
  • Jungkook: *asks for a 'sip of water,' but then chugs like half the bottle*
  • Hoseok: *leaves a room but doesn't close the door all the way*
  • Namjoon: *leaves the light on in every room*
  • Jin: *sings super loud in the shower but then denies it when people ask about it later*
  • Yoongi: *wakes up early and makes a shit ton of noise*
  • Jimin: *vacuums while people are asleep*

aka the line that had my dad come in from the other room and ask if i was ok bc i screamed so loud