the life and times of c

sleeping gear

inspired by this post

dirk sleeps either in his boxers or in a tanktop and boxers depending on his mood. once it starts getting cold on earth c roxy introduces him to the concept of flannel pajama pants and his life is forever changed. he wears them forever. he never goes back. 

jake sleeps in the complete nude. dirk buys him pajamas once or twice after jake says that he likes dirk’s. jake wears them exactly once and never again. they’re too stifling, dirk! a man’s skin needs to be able to breathe! dirk tries to point out jake is sleeping under blankets anyway. it’s DIFFERENT jake insists. don’t knock it if you’ve never tried it! 

unfortunately (fortunately) every time dirk attempts sleeping naked to pacify jake it ends up meaning they have to wash the sheets the next day

phantom-of-the-keurig  asked:

Gimme yo random E/C headcanons pal (if they're sad I'll curse your crops for the rest of your days)

Heeeey it’s hard not going into sad mode with these two, but fortunately I am a fluffy girl

Canon time:
- If we are considering a timeline that they ended up together, they did not spend the rest of their days in the basement. Oh no, they got a nice house and led a very normal life (as much as possible).
- Christine won’t confess but she is the kind of girl that needs to be told she is loved everyday, that needs to have physical and verbal displays of affection constantly. Erik wishes for no more than to show his undying love every minute of the day, but since this is his first relationship ever and Christine does not say what she wants, he fears that it could be too much, or that it would make her uncomfortable, or that he would be too clingy. Their first years together are a bit awkward because of it but eventually they get more and more comfortable.
- Erik always does all the chores around the house, except cooking. He has no problem with cooking too and he does it sometimes but Christine mostly prefers to do it herself because Erik has the weirdest taste. But she can’t tell him that his spice combo is a disaster beyond imagination.


Modern au:
- Audio messages! In their dating days, they would send audio messages to each other everyday. Erik loves hearing Christine’s messages before going to sleep.
- Christine loves embarrassing matching outfits. Erik says he doesn’t mind but he secretly loves them too, even if the Persian won’t stop teasing him about them.
- Christine once has a moment of self-doubt over the fact that Erik is much “smarter” than her and feels like she can’t make an interesting conversation with him. She does try to research into some basic maths or something to be more interesting but ends up saying something really silly. Erik finds out and assures her that he loves their usual conversations. He still brings up the silly thing she said to tease her from time to time.

See? No sad! Everyone is happy!

2017

S Rank:

A Rank:

-Kong: Skull Island
Bruh.

B Rank:

C Rank:

-Life
A pretty standard sci-fi horror story with a few really exciting moments.
-Power Rangers
Sometimes very fun, other times a little cringe inducing (especially when it involves cows). Surprisingly good actors. Although I’m not a fan of the score or the art direction, this movie feels genuine in its representation of the series and its characters. 
-Beauty and the Beast
Mostly soulless but with some degree of cinematic competency.

D Rank:

-The Belko Experiment
NOW That’s Edgy As Fuck!

F Rank:

Want to see: Get Out, The LEGO Batman Movie, Logan, The Last Jedi, AniGodzi, Blade Runner 2049, Ultraman Orb: I’m Borrowing the Power of Your Bonds!, Alien: Covenant, Guardains of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Spider-man: Homecoming, Kamen Rider x Super Sentai: Ultra Super Hero War

anonymous asked:

this blog makes happy cause it lets me see my favorite character and feel like my gender is valid at the same time and i want to thank you for that and god this got sappy fast

Making people happy makes me happy! I’m so glad to provide quality Pidge content while also validating non-binary genders. The world needs more NB positivity! You’re an amazing individual and I’m glad that you get to have Pidge in your life c:

A - Z Tag

Tagged by the ever hilarious @nct-dork, thank you so much I love doing these games!

a / age: 18, born October 6th 1998

b / biggest fear: Isolation

c / current time: 4:45 pm

d / drink you had last: Water (I should drink some right now actually)

e / everyday starts with: My alarm, hitting the snooze, and finally after sitting up for 15 minutes in my bed I get up.

f / favorite song: Current: Lost-BTS

g / ghosts are real?: Yes, but most are harmless.

h / hometown: Not gonna say my city but Oregon.

I / in love with: My music. It’s my life.

j / jealous of: Nobody??

k / killed someone: Lmao no but if that zombie apocalypse happens yeah I won’t hesitate.

l / last time you cried: In January. I’m sure that was my yearly cry. I cry like once a year after the pressure’s built up.

m / middle name: Qiu Yu (Means Autumn Rain in Mandarin, name given by birth mother).

n / number of siblings: Only child

o / one wish: Enlightenment 

p / person you last called/texted: The manager of my elementary school daycare to set my summer job up.

q / questions you’re always asked: “How do you manage to stay calm in crazy environments?” 

s / song last sang: Begin-Jungkook

t / time I woke up: 8:30 am

u / underwear color: Navy blue

v / vacation destination: Seaside beach with all my friends (it’s happening after graduation ahhhhhh)!

w / worst habit: Night snacking (I need to stop)

x / xrays you have had: Chest

y / your favorite food: LITERALLY ANY KIND OF NOODLES 

z / zodiac sign: WHERE ALL MY LIBRAS AT?!

I tag @whatthefuckbyunbaekhyun @wistfulove @kittykatr @dream-exo-fantasy @queenbyun @jaeminnana @fairyjaemin @markleetrashh @cutiephon-texts

so I’m going on vacation this weekend and part of my brain is like “ok so you can probably finish this life in reverse chapter, and maybe get a good chunk of halfway house’s next chapter done as well, and work on one of these other potentially shorter projects too” and now I’m taking a good hard look at myself like 

okay so do you…not understand the idea of “vacation” at all or what

I know we’re all pretty down rn so here, have some cute pics of svalbard reindeer

it’s the smallest subspecies of reindeer on the planet and it loves you

the svalbard reindeer is also the northernmost herbivore in the world, and during winter they survive an average of −16°C (3°F) weather

look at those small fluffy ears and kind eyes, the reindeer is cheering you all on to stay strong in these trying times 

just like the arctic winter, this too shall pass

the svaldbard reindeer proves that even under the most extreme of circumstances, life finds a way. so please, please keep on fighting

You may not
know it but
I am proud of you,
‘cause no matter
how many times
you said that
you’re already tired,
you still wake up
everyday just to
fight for the happiness
that you deserve to have.
—  ma.c.a // Brave One
8

I’ve seen him. He’s like fire and ice and rage. He’s like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. He’s ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe.  A n d  h e ’ s  w o n d e r f u l .

another meme I will never finish | [6/10] male characters ♡ t e n t h  d o c t o r

Five years ago a miracle occurred. My little son was born. We had tried to have children for 10 years before discovering that I was pregnant. No real answer as to why we couldn’t conceive earlier nor why now he decided to come. But, I am sure timing is up to the Universe.

After four days of labor, he finally was taken by C-section. What a miracle. He was the catalyst for many changes and opportunities for growth in my life. I am grateful for the opportunity and responsibility of being a mother. He is my greatest Sunshine and hope.

so like, i know this is tacky, and i hate to be that person, but can we also remember that One Day at a Time is Cuban? People don’t talk enough about that immigration episode. Elena being gay is so amazing and seeing queer latinx is incredible and so fucking needed. She has blessed us all. But let me tell you, the cuban story being spoken about doesn’t happen and that’s why misinformation about C.astro has spread and why after his death a lot of non-cubans were in my inbox not understanding the situation and shocked at how little they and the world actually knew. That episode was real. Everyone in my life has a story like that. That’s a lot of Miami’s story and it made me so damn emotional and happy to know that so many non-cubans were gonna get a chance to hear us represented. So can we not erase that too? ❤️

I’ve been falling in love with girls since before I even knew falling in love with girls was something I was allowed to do. Sometimes, these girls’ lives would intertwine with mine for just a fractional part of our lives - the girl I met in the park once when I was eight, with her long blonde hair, for example, or the girl with the stunning blue eyes at the week long gymnastics camp I’d gone to that summer. Other times, they’d be in my life for the long haul, like the girl who was in my class the whole way through primary school who made my heart beat faster every time I asked for one of her felt pens. Or the girl in Mrs C’s class with the smile I couldn’t help but stare at every time I looked at yearbook photos. Now and again, they’d be sort of inbetween - my violin teacher, who I saw once a week who sort of smelled like jasmine, or the girl in the year above me who always wore Converse to school even though we weren’t allowed. When she graduated a year before me, I missed seeing her brown curls bounce as she walked into assembly every Wednesday morning.

But yet, this love never seemed like love. “What was love?” I asked myself when I was ten or eleven. Love was what I felt for the boy in the pantomime I’d gone to see who was decently attractive and around my age. Love was what I felt for the boy in my form class in first year. “I could love him,” I told myself as the sunlight hit his face one Tuesday morning in Home Ec. Love was what I felt for boys, what I’d have felt for my boyfriend had I been pretty enough to get one, what I’d feel for my husband when I got older. But I never really did feel it.

What if love to me was what I felt for the girl who sat across from me in Biology who was so beautiful I became “jealous” of her? What if love was why I couldn’t help staring at that third year girl every Thursday afternoon as we passed in the corridor before Maths? What if love to me meant girls?

I mean, I had pondered why girls had to love smelly old boys in the canteen line aged six. Eventually, I acknowledged that my brief infatuation with other girls was, in fact, infatuation.

From my violin teacher, the girl in the park, the girl in my class when I was seven, eight, nine, to the waitress at that restaurant in town who said my shirt was cute last week. To the girl who’d said my eyes were pretty on Instagram on Wednesday. To the girl in the changing rooms before netball practice yesterday who said my long hair was beautiful.

I don’t think I’ll ever stop loving girls. And yeah, sometimes it shocks me how the strength of my love didn’t break through the secrets and the lies and gravitate me towards that realisation sooner, but I guess the only thing that can bury love that strong is hate even stronger.

—  random thoughts I had at 3am some night last week

Ok, so, even after aaaalll this time I’m still seeing quite a lot of people who continue on bashing Sakura and saying how useless she is and how she always cries and how Hinata is much stronger and so on and so forth…


So let’s try to start from the very beginning. I get it, she was hardcore fangirl in the first part but c’mon, you have to admit that at some point in your life you acted the same towards someone you really, really liked… 
Sakura was taking care of those two, guarding them and staying awake for hours, keeping them safe. 

Then the three ninja appeared and even tho she was very tired, she still fought them and managed to hold them off enough so others can come and help too.

Later in the exams, despite loosing, she showed a nice power against Ino and please bear in mind that Ino is from a powerful clan unlike Sakura who is from a normal family. After that, she showed genjutsu skills, she was one of the few who didn’t get affected by the genjutsu and that’s how she managed to free Naruto and the others from it. Then when they tracked Sasuke, Naruto was scared, he was actually shaking when he saw the monster in front of him and when Gaara sprung ahead to kill Sasuke, Sakura was the one to stand and protect Sasuke which resulted in her getting caught. 

She shows concern for her friends and is selfless. She is ready to throw herself in between two of the most powerful attacks only to stop those two idiots. And imagine what would have happened if Kakashi hadn’t come in time.

They say that she placed a big burden on Naruto and that she is using him to bring Sasuke back and yet she realized her mistake the moment Naruto came back from the failed attempt in bringing Sasuke back. She swore to get stronger and take off the burden she placed upon Naruto. She started training with Tsunade and indeed got stronger. She healed a lot of people.

She saved Kankuro’s life. Even Chiyo was impressed by her skills.

Then when they were sent to retrieve Gaara. She defeated Sasori. Yes, Chiyo helped her but Sakura showed incredible skills on her own. Sasori praised her on a few occasions.

After that, Naruto was damaged by the Kyuubi’s chakra. It was Sakura who healed him. Even tho she was in pain, she did everything to make the wounds heal faster. 

Then, she had her little moments that I’m going to skip. Let’s concentrate on the bigger ones like the attack on Konoha. She helped a looot of injured ppl uncluding Hinata. If it wasn’t for Sakura, Hinata would have died. 

She even saved Karin and cried on her.

After that, war time, I don’t have to mention that she again saved a lot of people and caugh the White Zetsu.

She also activated her seal and managed to do some impressive work on defeating a lot of enemies.

She summoned Katsuyu and healed everyone on the battlefield… quite the amount if you ask me…

Of course Naruto being one of them :)) 

She also pretty much helped Shikamaru, she kept him alive and gave him chakra until Naruto recovered enough to give them all chakra.

Oh c’mon, I don’t have to say that she saved Naruto’s life.

They say how she was super scared when she encountered Madara. Then again, was Hinata going to be less scared? Or was she going to do that..?

Distract him a little so Naruto and Sasuke can think of sth. And look at her, she is enduring it, pushing the fear away and doing everything in her powers to fight him. 

It was thanks to her that Obito was able to find Sasuke, otherwise, they were doomed…

And she also saved Obito. If it wasn’t for her, the acid would have splashed him instead and … bye bye Obi~

If I remember correctly, Sasuke and Naruto were just about to seal Kaguya away but it would have been another fail. If it wasn’t for Sakura, Kaguya would have escaped them once again.

she also healed those two bakas when they fought

And what did Hinata do?

She did helped Naruto by protecting him from Pain. But don’t take Naruto’s rage that deeply ok. He thought that she was dead and she was his friend so it’s only normal to react like that. It would have been Shikamaru or Kiba or someone else from his friends, he would have reacted the same way.

And yes, she has the byakugan and is able to do a lot of things thanks to it but what would have happened if she didn’t have it????

and what the hell is that? Make your own Ninja Way girl, don’t copy Naruto’s

She is cute and compassionate and has decent power but some things I just can’t forgive about her character. Fuck Trollmoto tho…

I have to say that I do not hate Hinata but I at the same time I don’t like her that much. She had the potential to become more confident and strong individual but she was left submissive and with almost no confidence.


Now let’s pay some attention to the NaruSaku and MinaKushi stuff. They say that Hinata is like Minato. Indeed the both of them are on the quiet side but other than that what? Minato often throws jokes and he often smiles and grins and he tends to be a little goofy. He is also pretty smug when torturing Kakashi and Obito in their trainings and trying to make them work as a team. Hinata … errr…. 

Minato calms Kushina = balance. When did Hinata calmed Naruto? 

here??? (lets not mention how Neji was dead in her feet and she was thinking how warm Naruto’s hand was) *CRINGE*

I do know that it is war time and there isn’t that much time for grieving but she could have at least hugged Neji and told him “Thank you for always being there for me” or sth like that. At least a reaction like Rock Lee or TenTen would have been good but she just stood and watched…

And oh well, sorry to disappoint you but that scene is kinda copied..

*cough* *cough*

Say whatever you want but Kushina’s line stays the same 
“Find someone like your mother”  

And Minato considered Sakura as Naruto’s girlfriend and stated how she was like Kushina. And Sakura and Minato actually worked together.

And they also share some similarities…

If we include the movies. Naruto was saved by Sakura a lot of times. Like in Road to Ninja, she fought Obito/Menma. 

The Blood Prison, she kept him alive enough for Ryuuzetsu to help him.

And in The Last (which is the bullshit of the bullshits) she was healing him and transfering chakra into him for days. She saved his life again.

Even in Boruto the movie when they were attacked, she fought and evacuated the people. Later, healed them.

Including Hinata who instead of staying with her children in such dire situation, sprung to help Naruto only to be knocked out instantly and risking her own life against oponent she has NO chance at even scratching. (what would have happened if the enemy injured her more seriously or worse - killed her? the kids would have been without mother. She is too reckless.)

and that shit about Naruto loving her because of the rivalry? Oh well, you still remember 235 ep right? He said how he fell in love with her sweet smile and all those cheesy things. They shared so many moments.

First thing he mutters is “Sakura-chan”

Unlike Hinata, who was placed in Sasuke’s place in The Last. The moment when they were little and she “was with him from day one” Sakura actually was with him when they were little (alongside Shikamaru, Kiba, Sasuke and Choji and even Ino. Yes, they weren’t playing that much but they still shared some moments. Hinata tho, Naruto just saved her once from some bullies…)

And lookie, we even have the red thread of love

And let’s not forget how she cherished the flower and blushed the whole time

All and all

And also not to mention that Naruto and Sakura would have been not only like Minato and Kushina but also like Hashirama and Mito. Hashirama is a sunny guy like Naruto and Mito is Uzumaki and all Uzumaki are loud and cheerful and energetic like Kushina (and therefore Sakura). And we can also add Jiraiya and Tsunade, the way they acted was the same way the other couples act. Even Rin and Obito are the same (despite Rin being a little gentler) and Yaiko and Konan too. So this is going on through generations, ever since the Warring Eras with Mito and Hashirama to the other war stricken eras with Jiraiya and Tsunade, Konan and Yahiko to the more modern era with Obito and Rin and Kushina and Minato to the peace era with Naruto and Sakura.

And here is some amazing fanart, seriously even if I wasn’t a NaruSaku fan, I would have still being able to notice those things. Hinata is cute but she really isn’t that strong. If she wasn’t from the noble clan she wouldn’t have been able to fend for herself. Sakura on the other hand is not from such a clan but she manages to surpass Tsunade who is known as the strongest woman. I’m a person who sticks to facts.

I hope you can agree with me…. :)) I myself want Kishimoto to fuck everyone and just write a special NaruSaku manga where they end up together… no more bullshits!!!

The sky is the sky,
no matter what color
it shows you,
purple, red, orange or blue,
pink, white, black or gray,
it will always be that infinite space
that mesmerized us.
And you,
will always be you
no matter
how many times
you wished you were
someone else.
—  ma.c.a // You’re Changing, But You’re Still You

i’m so glad to see this actual tumblr comment adorning one of my favorite dunkirk posts because I TOO WANT STYLE’S [sic] CHARACTER TO DIE!!!! you’re clearly a serious brain person who has only important thoughts so it’s thrilling to know we could have literally anything in common :D now here are my main reasons why harry should die in dunkirk, please read this and get back to me with your manpproval asap

1) harry ruined my life starting in 2012 it’s time for payback

2) he looks so pretty when he suffers

3) if he dies he might cry first from the pain? C R Y I N G. harry crying!!!! it’s been too long. groaning would be good too.

4) let’s say he gets wounded, they might have to strip some clothes off for medical reasons before he dies. CLOTHES OFF HARRY STYLES.

5) he might die holding a picture of his sweetheart in his hand, like tracing the sweetheart’s face with one shaking finger, or like kissing the picture? super romantic???

6) if he’s dying tom hardy will realize it’s his last chance to tell harry how he truly feels and then harry will die in his arms with tom’s kiss trembling on his lips

7) if he dies maybe it will be because one of the other soldiers couldn’t get there in time, it could be tom hardy but honestly they all look cute, anyway this soldier could have a big dramatic scene where he’s like “i couldn’t save him….do you understand….i couldn’t save him…” he’s probably crying while he says this and his uniform is really dirty

8) heartbreaking scene where they go back to tell harry’s fiancée that he’s dead and it turns out she’s pregnant with his baby, then there’s a scene after the credits where harry comes back as a ghost and sings a lullaby to the baby from heaven

9) you know how a vampire can save someone from dying by biting them and turning them into a vampire? when harry drowns it could be like that but with mermaids

10) harry dies sort of but not really? bc he’s left for dead but then hydra finds him and turns him into a supersoldier sex assassin and he goes on a mission to kill all current and former members of one direction and they’re like “harry?” and he’s like “who the hell is harry” and then they kiss. all of them.

anyway i’m not like those other girls and this proves it