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My neighbor is one of those annoying wannabe YouTube personalities.
Over the years, I’ve seen him cough out cinnamon, lay flat on the hood
of his car as it slowly creeps down the driveway, and douse himself in
lukewarm water, all the while screaming epic win, epic fail, or, fuck, epic maintenance of the status quo,
for all I know. It can get tiring to watch him go about his shenanigans
in the pursuit of viral fame. So, when he knocked on my door the other
day, told me he was going away for a few weeks, and asked that I get his
mail, honestly, it was a relief. I can’t explain the peace of mind I
had knowing I didn’t have to brace myself for any of his stupidity for a
while. I was always afraid his stunts would wind up bleeding over into
Aries: you’re faking happiness, again. With that big smile that I don’t believe in, even when you smile you want to cry. Don’t lie to me, I can hear it in your voice when you’re sad. You may fake your happiness but you’re unhappy in general because you keep trying to please everyone even when you say you don’t care what anyone thinks anymore.
Taurus: you’re forgetting to take care of yourself, you’re forgetting to stop and smell the flowers. You’re forgetting yourself because there are millions of other people who need help, but hey. Save the world: start with yourself.
Gemini: stop trying to please everyone and then go along with their plans like someone blinded you. You have your own opinions, plans. Use your voice, live. Communicate with everyone and show them what you’re good at because love, you’re burning out.
Cancer: the stars shine for you again, you’re in such a contradict with yourself and your mind. You’re stuck in a spiderweb, speaking words of dust and cobwebs. I’m afraid I can’t save you, the spider’s dead. Save yourself because last time I looked in your eyes and I lost everything, I lost everything.
Leo: call that friend you’ve been forgetting, they’re missing you. People need you more than you realize. People miss you when you don’t talk to them just like you miss them. Don’t put yourself down love.
Virgo: I always forget the coldness of your hands but I swear that when I touch you my fingers split open with pain. Something so painful is yet so beautiful. And I always dreamed of fairtytales until I saw your face and was reminded that they’re not real. They’re not real; but you’re pretty damn close.
Libra: the jewelry around your neck doesn’t make me wander me from your fake smile and glossy eyes. You’re strong, but you’ve been over this path of glass one too many times and the shards always make you bleed. I know familiarity is important for you but why don’t you try the path with warm sand instead? You keep making yourself bleed.
Scorpio: you won’t find yourself or your confidence when you keep hiding your face under the lid of your hoodie darling. You’re beautiful, dare to be brave, open. Shock them all with your contagious smile. They don’t need to understand, happiness is not understandable. It’s beautiful, like you. Be your unpredictable self.
Sagittarius: the moon slips ink down your throat and you keep choking on the lies you tell to keep yourself save. I have an adventure for you and it starts at the top of your personality and ends and your lifeline: seek your heartbeat, find your faith.
Capricorn: for the last time, you’re more important than you think you are. You’re worth more than they’ll ever know. There’s not much to say, the seas are spotted red and your eyes always end up getting lost in it at the end of the night. It’s alright because for the thousandth time, there’s someone by your side.
Aquarius: the unfamiliarity of the sunset that lights fires in your heart may be a welcome surprise but your hands are still cold and winter is about to make things a whole lot more chilly. Find a home, you’re save when you’re there.
Pisces: you’re making mistakes I don’t understand but I am not the one to judge for I don’t know the things in your head. And I will try my best and say I do the best that I can but I can’t defend your actions, you’re too special to go down for this. You’re trying, I know you are. You always are.
This is a little spell jar I did to promote my own self love and self care! This is not something that I plan to bury, but rather keep in my space as a reminder to continue my journey of loving and caring for myself. It was such a nice uplifting experience to make💕
🌸 A glass jar of your choosing that can be sealed with a cork or lid
🌸 Fire proof container, incense burner, mortar and pestle
🌸 Rose quartz
🌸 Self love sigil
🌸 Rose and frankincense incense for love and peace from insecurity and anxiety
🌸 Dried rosemary
🌸 Dried rose petals or rosebuds
🌸 Pink Himalayan salt
🌸 Pink candle
💖What to do💖
🌸 Burn the incense and self love sigil
🌸 Combine with mortar and pestle and pour into jar
🌸 Add the following into the jar in this order: cinnamon, nutmeg, rosemary, sugar, pink salt and then top up with rose petals/buds
🌸 Cleanse and charge your rose quartz, hold it in your hands and think loving thoughts about yourself then add into jar
🌸 Create a list of things you love/enjoy about yourself
🌸 Light pink candle, look into the flame and read your list aloud
🌸 Put cork on the jar and seal with the candle wax
🌸 Charge overnight in moonlight and place jar somewhere you will see it often
Let me know if you make this and how it works out for you!! Love, light and blessings my dear friends 💖