the leggings are slaying my life

I spent 12 days on an archipelago with a group of 11 people. We were the only ones on the main island, with the only transportation being canoes and our legs. There were no bathrooms or showers. 

This was the most liberating experience of my life.

Pictured is a caribou and hiding in the background are our canoes. The fog was wicked on this day, and those trees slay me every time.

Jeno Appreciation post
  • heyy hehe
  • i’ll explain what this mess is now
  • since today is this cutie’s birthday i wanted to do something for him
  • so i wanted to do a little appreciation post so we can remember how lucky we are for stanning and angel like him <3
  • also, i think he’s in my top 3 fav members
  • i should update my bias list smh
  • but lets start this talking about his visuals, okay??
  • i just really want to talk about his eyesmile i’m sorRY IS JUST SO PRETTY
  • I never ever want to see this baby sad, not only his eyesmile bUT HIS SMILE ITSELF IS SO BEAUTIFUL
  • AND EVERYTIME I HEAR HIM LAUGHING IS LIKE HEAVEN TO ME
  • also, idk if you notice but hE HAS A CUTE LITTLE MOLE BESIDE HIS RIGHT EYE???? FVCK IT’S SO CUTEEEE
  • and his eyes are so cute, i think he doesn’t have doble eyelid so they’re even more unique u know i’m
  • anD HE ALSO HAS REALLY NICE EYELASHES???
  • also his lips hIS LIPS ARE SO PRETTY AND THEY LOOK SO DELICATED AND SMALL AND PINK I’M
  • and he looks so good with the green hair
  • but i l o v e how he looks with that light brown he had in chewing gum era hE LOOKS SO HANDSOME JHSDD
  • a visual tbh
  • bUT HE ALSO HAS A BEAUTIFUL PERSONALITY TOO
  • i hate it when he says he’s a boring person you know
  • i mean bOrIn g???
  • his sence of humor is so innocent and awkwards but yet super cute
  • aND HE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE EM LAUGH WHEN HE RECREATES THE CF OF THE MILK
  • HE JUST LOOKS SO FUNNY AFDSADFAD I LOVE HIM FOREVER
  • i wish he thinking like that, he’s a really interesing person i mean
  • duDE YOU PASSED THE AUDITION TO BE A TRAINEE OF ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR COMPANIES IN SOUTH KOREA AT THE AGE OF IDK 13 OR 14 AND DEBUTED AT THE AGE OF 16
  • I MEAN HE’S SO TALENTED ??? I’M SHOOK ??
  • but seriously, everytime i look at him dancing he leave my ass shook
  • also his singing voice is so soft and pretty
  • do you remember in nct life dreamies ver when he and renjun had to sing that weird old song to get food
  • wHEN HE SINGS HIS VOICE SOUNDS SO SOFT I WANT TO CRY JUST BECAUSE I’M REMEMBERING IT RN
  • aND WHEN HE PLAYED THE GUITAR IN FRONT OF THE CAMPFIRE BRO I’M SO SAD RIGHT NOW HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO PERFECT ??
  • and let’s talk about the hoverboars now
  • yeah i just dong get hOW THE FUCK CAN HE HANDSTAND IN THAT THING I JUST DON’T GET IT
  • and this doesn’t have nothing to do with his talent but did you see how long his legs are?? king of having legs tbh
  • and he’s so friendly with everyone and so positive and i’m in love tbh
  • he’s just really charismatic, don’t you think?
  • and do you remember when in the mama’s when nct was performing black in black and he was in the center of the stage and slayed my life?
  • wELL THAT WAS SO COOL
  • he’s such a beautiful person
  • i hope that he always stay healthy and that his life always be fulled of happiness and success
  • and i hope that he has an amazing day today <3
  • i love him with all my heart i swear

Originally posted by krstals

DRAG-A-THON

The evening was magical, everything I’ve ever wanted and more. Here are some highlights.

- Sasha velour opened the show preforming “A love song for a Vampire” and it honestly was one of the most moving expierences of my life. So much emotion and artistry. I sobbed the while time.

-Trinity’s tuck…. that is all

-Aja slaying every fucking time she stepped on stage. The number she does where all the mean comment show up behind her was beautiful.

-Peppermint and Alexis Michelle singing live was everything

-Aja making out with whoever gave her a twenty or more

-Eureka getting her legs up so high and being an amazing entertainer.

- Shea vogueing during her lipsync gave me life

- Nina Bonina calling out an audience member fro messaging her on Grindr asking why Valentina got two numbers and trinity didn’t

- Valentina literally being the epitome of a Telenovela Spanish soap opera

- Jujubees fucking commentary

I also went to the meet and greet after and they are all honestly the sweetest people I ever met. Eureka called me gorgeous and got all of the queens to look at my makeup and then sasha and peppermint saying that my eye makeup was heavenly, which will be the best moment of my life and it all goes downhill from here.

Ichigo drunk texts


As requested by ainsusyaga. :)


[Need more drunk texting in your life?]


So if Ichigo got drunk one time or many times and had his phone in hand, what sort of drunk texts might he send?


1. To Orihime

i was sitting here trying to count the number of times you saved my life but i can’t

and not because i drunk. because there’s a lot really


2. To Orihime

and then the one time you SLAYED ME 

with that dress!


3. To Orihime

yoruichi told me to say that was it weird sorry


4. To Yoruichi

i can’t believe i actually texted something you said to inoue


5. To Yoruichi

so what if you’re still the only woman i’ve seen naked


6. To Yoruichi

NOT THAT YOU ARE


7. To Ulquiorra

dude i can’t believ you were really gonna let me cut off my own arm and leg to fight you

i know we were enemies but dang


8. To Aizen

so are you super lonely or just a dick bc i really go back and forth on that


9. To Gin 

if you ever considered being a motivational speaker don’t


10. To Byakuya 

so byakuya are we brunch level friends or nah


11. To Byakuya

“we’re not even first name friends” ha ha classic byakya! ;)

but serioulsy we should do brunch

nobles do brunch togehter right?


12. To Rukia 

isn’t it wierd to think that if we hadn’t met the world would be gone right now

like we saved the world b ymeeting wow


13. To Rukia

also i want you to know that i’ts cool you killed my cousin


14. To Rukia

not cool like yay but just cool like i’m not mad

well you prob know you usually do


15. To Grimmjow

look man we fought and thereofre we’re friends so i relly think you need to stop sendin gme death threats ok


16. To Grimmjow

the power of friendship it’s real


17. To Hitsugaya

but serioulsy are you dating my sister or no


18. To Hitsugaya

that sounds like something someone who was dating my sister would say


19. To Ginjo

hey remember when you came over and offered me ramen was that a hitting on me thing or no


20. To Renji

how are you so cool


21. To Renji

you are the top of cool

u know what i mean


22. To Renji

and yea the sidebursn are bc of you i’m not ashamed


23. To Tatsuki

no offense but you have a mullet now so i ahve to ask

did you gain ultimate power at some point


24. To Tatuski

ok well be careful becaue mullets are very very dangerous


25. To Kenpachi

so cool u learned your zanpakuto name! i’m so proud man

but i really still don’t want to fight you


26. To Ikkaku

isn’t it weird to think that you’re the first shinigami in the seireitei i fought

like that’s you


27. To Chad

i can always sense you


28. To Chad

wow that’s much creepier written down than i expected

but srsly i can always sense you

weird right


29. To Hichigo

if i get drunk do you get drunk


30. To Hichigo

really? all of u? even the old man?


31. To Isshin

do you think we need to communicate better


32. To Isshin

it’s ichigo  your son

u don’t have my numbr in your phone???


33. To Isshin

we maybe have a problem


34. To Ishida

hey dude remember that time i tried to kill a menos by hitting it in the feet?

yeah what you’re doing now is still stupider


35. To Ishida

i think it’s good that you want to fight alongside quincy tho

like me. i’m a quincy. so maybe fight alongside me


36. To Ishida

i’ll even let you wear my sword as a hat thats how serious i am


37. To Ishida

YOU CANNOT SAY NO TO SWROD HAT

Thoughts on BTS - Fire
  • suga’s “iT’S BURNING UP IN HERE” IS TOO INSANELY SEXY
  • THE CHOREO. THE CHOREO IS SO LIT.
  • BLESS THE CHOREOGRAPHER 
  • THE FUNKY BEAT IS SO THROWBACK BUT FRESH AND ON POINT
  • JHOPE AND RAPMON’S DUET RAP
  • HOW BLOODY SAVAGE AND MOTIVATIONAL THE LYRICS ARE LIKE. “IT’S FINE IF YOU MESS UP. SET THE WORLD ON FIRE AND KEEP MOVING ON. IF THINGS GO TO SHIT, IF YOU FUCK THINGS UP, IT’S YOUR LIFE, KEEP ON MOVING ON.”
  • BLACK-HAIRED JIMIN
  • Suga trying so hard in the beginning to look cool though XD
  • THE WEIRD WIGGLY LEG MOVE IN THE CHOREO THAT LOOKS SO KOOL SOMEHOW?? (and i’ll probably end up breaking my leg trying to do it)
  • They’re all wearing the same pants LOL
  • THE GENERAL AESTHETIC. BLESS YOU, STYLISTS
  • HOW THE SONG IS A HARDCORE BEAT AND AN ANTHEM AT THE SAME TIME
  • That bike on fire xD
  • BLONDE JIN IN PINK SHIRT
  • boy meets what
  • boy meETS WHAT?
  • WHAT IS THE BOY MEETING?
  • WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, BTS????
BUCKLE UP FOLKS COS IM ABOUT TO BREAK IT DOWN TO YOU

SO IM ABOUT TO EXPLAIN ALL THIS ZAUGHTY SHIT

FIRST OFF,

NB RTED THIS DITTY VIDEO THAT SAYS “NAUGHTY BOY SAVED MY LIFE ZAUGHTY WILL RISE”

HERE’S THE LINK

BUT THEN LOUIS SLAYED THE FUCK OUT OF CHICKEN LEG 

GREASY CHICKEN LEG HERE HAD THE GUTS AND MADE THE WRONG MOVE…AGAIN. TOO DUMB TO LEARN FROM HIS MISTAKES 

THEN THE NB ACCOUNT UPLOADED THIS ZAYN DEMO “I WONT MIND”

AND THE THING IS THAT IT HAS AN “X’ AFTER THE SMILEY. SO NAUGHTY BOY HAS NEVER TWEETED USING AN X

BUT THIS ONE GUY DOES

SO THIS IS STILL A CONSPIRACY I HEAR FROM A LOT OF SOURCES, I HOPE THIS ISNT TRUE BC IF IT IS ZAYN THEN I MUST SAY THAT WAS A VERY BAD MOVE TO GET BACK AT YOUR BEST FRIEND/BROTHER THAT YOU HAVE BEEN TOGETHER WITH FOR ALMOST FIVE YEARS.

I SERIOUSLY HOPE THAT ZAYN WOULD JUST COME ONLINE AND TELL US EVERYTHING SO WE DONT HAVE TO SECOND GUESS BC SERIOUSLY EVERYTHING IS SO SHADY.

AND THE FACT THAT THE ONE DIRECTION INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT UNFOLLOWED ZAYN? IDK WHAT IS HAPPENING BUT IT’S DEFINITELY SOMETHING.

DONT GET ME WRONG I SUPPORT ZAYN 100% FOR GOING SOLO BUT AT LEAST GIVE US A RELEVANT REASON BC NOBODY WOULD LEAVE VERSACE FOR WALMART. PLUS ZAYN SAID THAT HE WANTED TO BE A NORMAL 22 YEAR OLD BUT HE IS GOING SOLO???

I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT ONE DIRECTION WITH OR WITHOUT ZAYN

My thoughts on Overwatch Heroes
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Mercy:</b> My sweet medic birb mom. To beautiful and sweet..My main for Support.<p/><b>Mei:</b> Panda mom (I think of pandas when I see her). Cinnamon roll to good and pure for this world.<p/><b>D.Va:</b> Me. Just me. Or at least who I want to be. My main for Tank. Careful! She gonna blow you up!<p/><b>Pharah:</b> I salute to you girl! Stay strong and powerful. You look good in that armor!<p/><b>Symmetra:</b> Slayyy! You are a queen! Legs for days!!!!<p/><b>Tracer:</b> So you are the problemed booty. Your voice is cute though! I wanna cosplay as you someday. Gotta go fast!<p/><b>Widowmaker:</b> The Baddest Bitch! Queen Sniper. You slay from every angle you stand!<p/><b>Zarya:</b> I love your whole concept! Pink hurr don't curr. Big Mama.<p/><b>Lucio:</b> Cinna-Mon (spoken with Jamaican accent). Fire mixtape! You've got life handled pretty well.<p/><b>Junkrat:</b> Are you okay? Like you are struggling it seems. And stop rolling tires everywhere!<p/><b>Torbjorn:</b> Look at this Mr. Krabs looking man. Uhm, I don't know. I don't see you a lot.<p/><b>Bastion:</b> Everyone hates you. I mean I see why but I want you to be a happy robot. Just don't be a turret. Your voice selection is so cute!<p/><b>Roadhog:</b> "You can be a big pig too!" Nice... stomach? Hook shot!<p/><b>Winston:</b> Happy Gorilla! Oh sorry! Scientist! And you have glasses too! OMG! You are adorable!<p/><b>Reinhardt:</b> You look so scary but once the helmet comes off you are an adorable old man. Good when on my team but hate on the opponents team. Protect me!<p/><b>Zenyatta:</b> Stay peaceful my friend. Robot Aladdin, only nicer. Don't let anyone hurt you.<p/><b>McCree:</b> If I have to hear "High Noon" one more time! Nice outfit though. A fem! version would be pretty cool!<p/><b>Hanzo:</b> Get your dragons out of here. Your brother can stay. But really though, nice hair. Weeb King.<p/><b>Genji:</b> I hate you and love you. I like your face. Glowing ninja is best ninja. I mean sneaking behind me isn't fun in game.<p/><b>Reaper:</b> Don't judge me but... Daddy #1. Fucking fight me I love this angry grandpa. But why so many guns. Don't just throw them on the ground!<p/><b>Soldier 76:</b> Yet again don't judge me but Daddy #2. Weird obsession. "Foxy grandpa." Leave him alone. Let him live happy. We're all soldiers now!<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>