the legend of zelda drink

(I’m going to assume they’re a little aged up for this.  Also, caveat: I have never personally been drunk, so I don’t have a lot of frame-of-reference here.)

Green gets really emotional.  Once while drunk, he tried to hug all four of the others at the same time, saying “I love all you guys” with tears in his eyes.  If he continues drinking past that point, he probably passes out and starts snoring really quick.

Blue tries to tell jokes, but they make less and less sense the more he drinks.  When he’s really drunk, he ends up at the surrealist sort of “Why did the cucco cross the road?  Fourteen!” level of lolrandom humor.

Red holds his alcohol better than you’d expect – or maybe it’s just that he doesn’t have many inhibitions in the first place.  He’s maybe a little more cuddly than usual?  Really hard to tell, considering the baseline is already so high.

Vio doesn’t drink, because he hates feeling like he’s not in complete control of himself.  (He was faking it at the Fire Temple.)

A drunk Shadow is a Shadow who has lost all ability to discern good ideas from bad ideas.  Dare him to do something.  Just about anything.  He will do it.  He’ll probably shout “parkour!” first, too.  The fact that he actually can do parkour is worth nothing, either: he’s gonna fall flat on his face.

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All time fave trope, pure character accidentally drinks alcohol and gets waay drunk, apart from accidentally I also like the idea that Link thinks he can out-drink Ghirahim, but he’s a fuckin lightweight and also never drinks so Ghirahim gets to watch Link act like an idiot within 30 mins

Freezard (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Cocktail)

Ingredients:
1.5 parts UV Blue Vodka
1.5 parts Lemonade
1 part Mountain Dew “White Out” (limited edition)

Directions: Fill glass with ice, crushed or otherwise.  Pour UV Blue and lemonade into the glass, then top with Mountain Dew White Out.

“Watch out for it’s freezing breath! Destroy it completely before it revives.” 

(Thanks goes to Purias for creating, photographing, and submitting this great cocktail!)