“The Package” is Thel ‘Lodamee’s retelling of the event. Hear me out…
Everything is upped just a little (except for Halsey’s age). The weapons are more powerful, the lines more dramatic, and while Spartans are incredible, that was still quite the corridor they mowed through.
But consider it through ‘Lodamee’s perspective. He was the one who had captured Halsey in the first place (we learn this from The Fall of Reach adjunct), and after Blue Team had plowed through the entire fleet and ship, it was him who beat John-117. And he would have gotten the Demon too, if it hadn’t been for that meddling commander (so guys, his honor is totally intact).
Also… the Covenant that the Spartans so easily plowed through? Distinctly not Sangheili.
He doesn’t understand human aging, so that’s why Halsey looks frighteningly young. He’s somehow aware that a lot of human drama comes from romance, which is why you get the *shudders for eternity* flirting between her and John
And that’s why we also get John’s awfully cheesy line of “that Elite was strong, I have to be stronger.” Because of course ‘Lodamee left such an impression on the Demon that he was on his mind long after the battle.
“The Package” is totally a dramatic retelling that ‘Lodamee was certain he was going to carve into his family’s Saga.
Epic Movie (Re)Watch #117 - Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
Have I Seen It Before: Yes.
Did I Like It Then: Yes.
Do I Remember It: Yes.
Did I See It In Theaters: Yes.
Was it a movie I saw since August 22nd, 2009: Yes. No.
1) I don’t rewatch this film as often as some other Dreamworks movies (The Road to El Dorado, The Prince of Egypt), and only vaguely remember it. I was incredibly surprised however to realize I TOTALLY remembered the main theme (composed by Harry Gregson Williams) as it started playing in the film.
2) Michelle Pfeiffer as Eris.
The first character in the film we’re introduced to, Pfeiffer brings a wonderful fun to this villainess. According to Wikipedia (which quotes it from Entertainment Weekly):
Michelle Pfeiffer, who voices Eris, the goddess of chaos, had struggles with finding the character’s villainies. Initially the character was “too sexual,” then she lacked fun. After the third rewrite, Pfeiffer called Jeffrey Katzenberg and told him “You know, you really can fire me.”, but he assured her that this was just part of the process.
Pfeiffer is a delight in the role, and Eris is animated wonderfully. She’s a total treat to watch every time she’s on screen and a delight in the role.
3) Brad Pitt as Sinbad.
Brad Pitt as Sinbad is pretty good. I think one of the film’s biggest failings is that Sinbad’s character development doesn’t seem to flow too well, it just sort of happens (although that just may be a me thing), but Pitt brings the roguish charm and just pure fun that is needed for this character.
4) This film does have some good swashbuckling fun in it, and it’s what makes the movie as good as it is.
5) The bromance between Sinbad & Kale is nice. We know that Sinbad and Proteus had a past relationship as friends but it’s Sinbad and Kale who have the relationship NOW. Kale knows Sinbad well and he’s loyal to him until the end, and Dennis Haysbert is a joy in the role.
6) That’s not to discount the interesting conflict the relationship Sinbad & Proteus brings to the film though. It’s a unique idea I’m glad was included.
7) Honestly the CGI monsters are the things I remember most from this movie. They’re each fairly memorable in their designs. Plus I think McDonald’s or Burger King had toys of them.
8) The first fight with Cetus (the monster above) is a good way of showing off Sinbad’s ingenuity and smarts in a fight. He doesn’t go head first into danger thoughtlessly, he thinks things through.
9) Chekov’s Quote.
Eris: “When a goddess gives her word, she’s bound for all eternity.”
10) Catherine Zeta Jones as Marina.
Jones (or is it Zeta Jones?) does well in the role of Marina. She is able to balance the character’s sense of nobility and responsibility with the heart and brashness of an adventurer, both things which are needed to understand her character and that character’s internal conflict.
11) I always like it when you have third-wheel characters in movies - like Proteus in this film - who aren’t dicks. Like it would be so easy to make the boyfriend an asshole but the conflict is deepened when Marina has feelings for someone other than her future-husband and that future-husband is a great guy.
12) I’m pretty sure when Sinbad discovers Marina snooping around his ship she glances at her boobs for the briefest of moments. Just thought I’d share.
13) The siren scene is another excellent example of great fun and good monsters.
Harry Gregson Williams music is very good and blending pretty with creepy. You KNOW something is wrong, that we’re in danger, but the vocals are really beautiful. The scene also shows off Marina’s skills on the ship, which are great.
14) I cringed so hard at this. But I loved it.
15) I personally think Sinbad & Marina have better chemistry when they’re having fun bickery banter (like when Sinbad, “thanks,” Marina after saving their life) then when they’re acting all sweet. But there are a lot of movies out there which I feel that way about.
16) Other than the issue I mentioned above, I think the film is a little overstuffed with monsters for too short a runtime. You go from sirens to this sort of weird fish island to the snow bird all pretty quickly. And it may just be me who feels this way, but I’d rather have the fish island cut if that meant we got more time with the snow bird. That doesn’t mean the fish island isn’t visually stunning though.
PS: I’m sure there are some Sinbad fans out there who probably cringe when I use terms like, “snowbird,” and, “fish island,” since there are probably official names for these monsters out there. I apologize for that.
17) According to IMDb:
In the scene in which the entire crew, including Spike, is losing their lunch after traveling at top speeds you can hear a man say, “Hey, where did he get the carrot?” According to the filmmakers, that line was a joke someone said during story production that made everyone groan so much that they decided to put it in the movie.
18) I did not understand this joke as a kid. I laughed so hard when I watched it now.
19) I do REALLY enjoy the ice bird scenes and the design on the creature (and Sinbad/Marina’s chase from it), I just wish we’d gotten more time in this environment.
Again, an example of a very neat CG monster in this film.
20) I love this.
Rat: “It’s the edge of the world!”
Gin [to his brother Li]: “Pay up, it’s flat.”
21) Aaaand the ship is flying.
22) The bromance between Sinbad & Kale is only strengthened when - before entering Tartarus - Sinbad tells Kale that the ship is his if he doesn’t return.
23) Tartarus is truly visually fascinating, keeping with the themes of the CG monsters of the movie and Eris’ animation.
24) It’s probably just me, but I feel like Marina’s, “I love you,” to Sinbad isn’t really earned. I love her and I love him and I think they have fun chemistry and a good relationship, I just wish we’d gotten a bit more nice honest moments with them before she said she loved him. We did get a few nice honest moments, but I feel like one or two more would’ve helped.
25) I like that Sinbad comes back to sacrifice himself to save Proteus, because he returns knowing he’ll be a dead man. And he thought he was lying when he told Eris he’d do this! He thought he was a coward but it just proved that he’s not. And then comes the twist: since Eris promised Sinbad the Book of Peace if he answered one question honestly (will he go back and die if he doesn’t get the book) and he does go back even though both he & Eris thought he was lying when he said, “Yes,” (holy run on sentence Batman) then he’s not lying!
Seven year old me did NOT see that twist coming.
26) Three people who I were surprised to see in the credits of this film:
John Logan wrote the screenplay. John Logan is the creator of “Penny Dreadful” and writer on the last two 007 films.
Jennifer Yuh Nelson was head of story. Jennifer Yuh Nelson directed the last two Kung Fu Panda movies and holds the record for highest-grossing film by a solo female director. (Technically Jennifer Lee has the record for highest-grossing film directed by a woman with Frozen but she co-directed with a guy.)
Terry Rossio and Ted Elliott (writers of the first four Pirates of the Caribbean films, The Road to El Dorado, and Treasure Planet among others) served as creative consultants.
I like Sinbad, I really do. It’s a fun adventure even if (in my opinion) it doesn’t hold up to The Road to El Dorado or The Prince of Egypt. But a film should not be judged based on the quality of other films. The animation here is great, the voice acting is fun, and it’s just an enjoyable time all around. Go put it in if you have the chance!
Joaquim Dos Santos: “This fight sits in my top-three list for the most fun I’ve ever had storyboarding. This showdown was a long time coming and had such a heavy backstory pushing the frenetic pace. What a unique opportunity to stage a fight between such high-level Metalbenders. The animation for this sequence from Studio Mir was absolutely breathtaking.”
Storyboards from “Operation Beifong” by Joaquim Dos Santos (from The Legend of Korra: The Art of the Animated Series, Book 4: Balance, pp. 116-117).
“John had been up partying all night at Jerry Rubin’s and disgraced himself with another woman. A day later he turned up to recording looking unshaven and very remorseful. We all took a walk down to the river and as we were walking along the jetty he suddenly prostrated himself at Yoko’s feet. It was very spur of the moment, totally unposed” - Bob Green
Goal: Write 1 thought every day re: why I love The Legend of Korra until I finish rewatching the series.
#117: Korra and Asami’s conversation in the car in “A Breath of Fresh Air.”
I love the scene in “A Breath of Fresh Air” between Korra and Asami in the car. It’s refreshing and funny, and it’s welcome development for a wonderful friendship between the two, which eventually forms a basis for their relationship.
I love that Mako’s awkwardness in the prior scene gives Korra and Asami a chance to bond:
It also leads to a fantastic – and I mean fantastic – conversation between Korra and Asami as Korra struggles to drive down the street:
Korra: How long do you think talking to Mako is going to be like pulling teeth? Asami: Well, Mako has never been the most “in touch with his feelings” guy. But, it’ll get better eventually. Korra: So when I was gone, did he tell you that we broke up? Asami: Yeah. We all knew. Sorry. Korra: That’s pretty embarrassing. Asami: Actually, I need to tell you something about that, and I should’ve told you this sooner, but…While you were gone, I… kind of… kissed him. I’m sorry.
Korra: No wonder he’s so nervous around us. Asami: You’re not mad? Korra: No! I mean, I kissed Mako when he was going out with you, so. Asami: You what? Korra: I’m so sorry! I thought you knew!
Asami: I’m just kidding. I knew a long time ago. Korra: Well, whatever happened with Mako, I’m glad it hasn’t come between us. I’ve never had a girl friend to hang out with and talk to before, except for Naga. This is nice.
This is nice.
The dialogue comes off as easy and natural. And the scene cleverly uses the stereotype of the jealous girl cat fight for humor, to bring the girls closer together, and to move beyond the love triangle of Books 1 and 2. Really deftly done.
Early Irish scribes do not use any form of the word sídh as a substitution or calque for the Latin orbe alio. Indeed, there is no Irish calque or translation of orbe alio at all. Further, with the lack of a definitive article, sídh appears to imply an otheworld rather than the otherworld. It is only our modern reading of the word, influenced by eight centuries of Christian learning, that leads us to impose the definite article the otherworld when it is not implied in early contexts.
James MacKillop, Myths and Legends of the Celts
Otherworlds, page 117