the leg hair tho

i was working in photoshop for classwork for a while but am now free to draw nonsense

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WIP’s and final product! sketch, full colored and shaded, and with effects! I like it both with and without the extra stuff at the end, so i wanted to upload both ^^

I’ve done this bfore but ey who cares lmao
tagged by @thewinterwulf
i tag: @c-andystars @luxjii @taqibun @jjhoa @xrippuino @sleepy-doq @soylless-is-suffering @smolsoylar

Woke up feeling off and missing friends. So to counteract that, have a selfie from the last time I put effort into my appearance. Can I just time travel back to this aesthetic when I looked somewhat attractive for a social gathering?

If Axl wasn’t a singer/musician, he could be a ...

Lawyer

Stripper

Comedian

Male Rockette

Voice over actor

(I’m sure he’d be great at it with that gorgeous voice and wide range)

Ballet Dancer

Gymnast

Photo model

fun sex tips by lusssst

tip #1: pineapple juice is your friend

tip #2: don’t be afraid to be a fkn animal
when he goes down on you they find it attractive when you’re like rly gettin in to it, fkn wrap your legs around his head and pull his hair (sexily tho not too hard) and moan for more. don’t be afraid it’ll be a massive turn on, don’t be afraid to dirty talk if you’re comfortable with it, moan when you feel it, let him know how good it feels.

tip #3: lick their fingers after they go down on you
obviously don’t do it if you don’t feel comfortable but personally i think it’s fuckin’ great and every guy i know that’s had a girl do it gets fkn harder every time

tip #4: do not fear the dick
do not let the dick intimidate you
the dick is your bitch and ur gon make that mother fucker cum like one k

tip #5: make gobs interesting
don’t just fkn suck it. that’s boring. that’s how james falls asleep getting gobs, for example. you don’t want that. use your tongue. suck it so it makes that sucky noise thing as you leave the tip. use your tongue, like swirl it around and stuff, lick it kiss it whatever else, treat it like an ice cream if you have to, either way you’re sucking his cock and as long as it’s not boring he’ll be happy, really. aim to give the gobs worthy of a fat chick.

tip #6: know how to pleasure yourself
concentrate on yourself, obviously you wanna pleasure him but if they don’t make you cum they feel kinda disappointed. but tbh, put yourself first. don’t be afraid to tell them what to do to you. apparently they find it hot anyway.

tip #7: relax
 
toot in front of them if you have to. not while shit’s sexual though, that’s fkn weird. if you’re uncomfortable you’re gonna keep being awkward/shy and you gotta let that go. if you’re not comfortable normally how can you be comfortable when naked? work on your self esteem, if it’s too hard, learn to at least not give a fuck what they think/trust they’ll still want to fuck you no matter how shit you think you look.

tip #8: bite lips, kiss/nibble necks, scratch backs, pull hair, be rough (if he’s in to that. most guys are tbh.)

tip #9: KNOW HOW TO RIDE A DICK
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY FEMALES DON’T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A DICK. EVEN I FUCK IT UP SOMETIMES STILL AND I ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO RIDE A DICK. fucking google how to/techniques etc if you have to, ask him what he likes (if you’re comfortable) also just grinding when riding doesn’t fkn work, yeah it feels good for us but not so much for the dude, well maybe a little but dudes need the actual like friction/up down kinda motion thing to actually feel it enough and yeah, don’t let the dick slip out of you, super skilled riders never let that happen even for the smallest of wieners 

tip #10: don’t be afraid to try new positions and experiment, try new places, sex toys, whatever. keeps things fun and exciting
 :)

i originally wrote this for a friend asking for help but figured the general idea might be a good read for some people so i decided to post it here. also these are just general tips, everyone is different, some people like different things, and if you don’t feel comfortable doing certain things, don’t do it. there should never be pressure put on to you to do sexual things you’re not comfortable with. but ultimately:

have fun with it. be comfortable with who you’re fucking and generally try to have a great time for yourself and your partner, be open with each other and don’t be afraid to try new things :~)

Happy Birthday @obersten​!!! <3

Birthday gift for this wonderful alien being who is always helpful when you need it most and is always willing to help you out and give you tips when you desperate, not to mention his great contribute to the FMA fandom:D

I hope you had (and still are having) a great day!

Ilu, you’re great. Keep on, on being awesome!!

Hugs to you <3

PS: yes, bloody Ed because we all know how much berg (and you guys) love Ed being all bruised and hurt.

Hahaha