the lean in

  • Me: "think I'll play a bit of Pokémon before I go to sleep, y'know, just to unwind and relax a bit."
  • Me 10 minutes later: "HOLY SHIT WHY IS LUSAMINE SUCH A CRAZY BITCH!? HOW BAD DO YOUR MOTHER ISSUES HAVE TO BE TO SAY YES MA'AM AND JUMP THRU A WORMHOLE!? are there any Pokémon who are actually affected by DREAM EATER??!also, THERE ARE WORMHOLES!?!"