the lazer dream

I hope that Lazer Team is really successful and a whole bunch of people fall in love with Michael Jones and decide to look him up on the Internet and find hours of shows where he screams profanities at video games and occasionally his British costar, like honestly that is my one dream.

Lazer Team lyrics

champion was chosen for the battle
he wants to prepare with the suit of power
but like a snake without a rattle
we were impaired but we would not cower
they thought they’d slaughter us like cattle
we weren’t prepared for our finest hour

they weren’t prepared for the lazer team
it’s not a dream
the most important battle that the planet’s seen
it’s the lazer team
more than they seem
they’re just a four-man alien kicking ass machine

i don’t think anyone expected them to save the day for you and me
i don’t think anyone expected them to spell ‘lazer’ with a ‘z’

it’s the lazer team
it’s not a dream
the most important battle that the planet’s seen
it’s the lazer team
more than they seem
they’re just a four-man alien kicking ass machine

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the aliens came and they said to me
you’re gonna kick ass in this galaxy
they gave me the tool that i need to win
so listen to my song and let the tale begin

a major battle will be heading your way
it’s on you to save your planet’s what the aliens say
they gave me the suit and they returned to the sky
and said you really gotta win or everyone’s gonna die

i got one job to do
save the world, save the world
and i’ll be so cool
and i will get the girl, and bask in fame
and everyone will know the name

lazer team
i’m gonna drop your punk ass with a laser beam
planet’s dream
oh a hero like me but i’m here to save you now

safety helmets are for kids on bikes
being brainy’s cool but i’m the one who brings in the likes
your shield can block and your boots can run
but i’m the one who’s gonna blow it up cause i got the gun

i got one job to do
save the world, save the world
and i’ll be so cool
and i know that there’s no ‘i’ in ‘team’
but the ‘z’ in ‘lazer’ must be me

lazer team
i’m gonna drop your punk ass with a laser beam
planet’s dream
oh a hero like me but i’m here to save you now

tonight
before the morning light shines
tonight, oh tonight
i’ll be the one that saves your life

and it’s not that i don’t wanna bang you
i absolutely do
but i also like you
i’m gonna try to
be a stud that’s true

lazer team
i’m gonna drop your punk ass with a laser beam
planet’s dream
oh a hero like me but i’m here to save you now