“If a woman is allowed to show her breasts, then I should be allowed to show my penis”
Now listen to me, you science-fearing mofos. Breasts are not sexual organs. Penises are. We do not reproduce with our breasts, as they are exclusively for feeding babies AFTER they’re born. Breasts are secondary sex characteristics, which refers to changes that happen in our bodies during puberty due to the different amount and kind of hormones we produce. You think they’re sexual organs just because every inch of a woman’s body looks like a sexual organ to you, so your opinion is invalid.
But listen: I’m all for equality. If *I* have to hide my secondary sex characteristics at all times, then men should be obligated, by law, to do so too. So here’s a few things I suggest for men that truly want to be coherent:
- Bring a scarf with you AT ALL TIMES. Never, ever take off the scarf. Buy a special scarf for swimming. Keep the scarf even during a horribly hot summer day. Your adam’s apple is a secondary sex characteristic, and therefore it should be covered just like I am forced by LAW to cover my breasts.
- Shave carefully every day; beards are also a secondary sex characteristic and you wouldn’t want to offend anyone with visual proof that you have testosterone in your body.
- Stay silent at all times. You are only allowed to communicate by writing or sign language. Your deep voice, which you acquired during puberty thanks to, again, testosterone, is a secondary sex characteristic just like my breasts. So, stop talking.
While this is obviously a post written to underline how absolutely INSANE it is to force women to cover their breasts, the last point actually has some merit.
So, people keep describing Flint as a redhead, and I just don't get it. Like, his beard is very obviously red, but the hair on top of his head? Not so red. Like, my brother in law grows a red beard too, but he's still dark blond. You know what I mean? Do you know of any pictures or something, that might be able to convince me that Flint is, in fact, a redhead? Because I love the idea of his hair being red, but I just don't see it.
Thank you for coming to me with this. i think he’s a ginger. the hair on his head is undoubtedly darker and more auburn than orange, true, but i don’t think that diminishes his gingerness. it’s difficult bc he spends most of his time wearing a hat & wig or being bald, but the evidence is there if one looks.
as we can see, especially towards the roots, there is a definite red-colour to his hair in this image. the main problem is that even when james has hair, for most of the show, him being by profession someone who spends all of his time either at sea or on an island (and in a warm and humid environment), his hair is usually very wet, which, of course, darkens the colour of it greatly. so the best way to determine his hair colour is to look at him outside of those conditions - at Toby Stephens himself. At which point his gingerness becomes far more apparent.
his hair is definitely darker and more red-tinted than completely ginger, but i’d still count him. I hope this has put your mind at ease and you can rest peacefully now knowing that Flint is definitely ginger.
Jon took a knee. The king frowned at him, and rattled the parchment angrily. “Rise. Tell me, who is Lyanna Mormont?”
“One of Lady Maege’s daughters, Sire. The youngest. She was named for my lord father’s sister.”
“To curry your lord father’s favor, I don’t doubt. I know how that game is played. How old is this wretched girl child?”
Jon had to think a moment. “Ten. Or near enough to make no matter. Might I know how she has offended Your Grace?”
Stannis read from the letter. “Bear Island knows no king but the King in the North, whose name is STARK. A girl of ten, you say, and she presumes to scold her lawful king.” His close-cropped beard lay like a shadow over his hollow cheeks.