the law of beards

anonymous asked:

Djwifi 2c, if you don't mind <D

This is how they usually say hello to each other.

Soft fluff meme

“If a woman is allowed to show her breasts, then I should be allowed to show my penis”

Now listen to me, you science-fearing mofos.
Breasts are not sexual organs. Penises are. We do not reproduce with our breasts, as they are exclusively for feeding babies AFTER they’re born.
Breasts are secondary sex characteristics, which refers to changes that happen in our bodies during puberty due to the different amount and kind of hormones we produce.
You think they’re sexual organs just because every inch of a woman’s body looks like a sexual organ to you, so your opinion is invalid.

But listen: I’m all for equality. If *I* have to hide my secondary sex characteristics at all times, then men should be obligated, by law, to do so too. So here’s a few things I suggest for men that truly want to be coherent:

- Bring a scarf with you AT ALL TIMES. Never, ever take off the scarf. Buy a special scarf for swimming. Keep the scarf even during a horribly hot summer day. Your adam’s apple is a secondary sex characteristic, and therefore it should be covered just like I am forced by LAW to cover my breasts.

- Shave carefully every day; beards are also a secondary sex characteristic and you wouldn’t want to offend anyone with visual proof that you have testosterone in your body.

- Stay silent at all times. You are only allowed to communicate by writing or sign language. Your deep voice, which you acquired during puberty thanks to, again, testosterone, is a secondary sex characteristic just like my breasts. So, stop talking.

While this is obviously a post written to underline how absolutely INSANE it is to force women to cover their breasts, the last point actually has some merit.

anonymous asked:

So, people keep describing Flint as a redhead, and I just don't get it. Like, his beard is very obviously red, but the hair on top of his head? Not so red. Like, my brother in law grows a red beard too, but he's still dark blond. You know what I mean? Do you know of any pictures or something, that might be able to convince me that Flint is, in fact, a redhead? Because I love the idea of his hair being red, but I just don't see it.

Thank you for coming to me with this. i think he’s a ginger. the hair on his head is undoubtedly darker and more auburn than orange, true, but i don’t think that diminishes his gingerness. it’s difficult bc he spends most of his time wearing a hat & wig or being bald, but the evidence is there if one looks.

as we can see, especially towards the roots, there is a definite red-colour to his hair in this image. the main problem is that even when james has hair, for most of the show, him being by profession someone who spends all of his time either at sea or on an island (and in a warm and humid environment), his hair is usually very wet, which, of course, darkens the colour of it greatly. so the best way to determine his hair colour is to look at him outside of those conditions - at Toby Stephens himself. At which point his gingerness becomes far more apparent. 

his hair is definitely darker and more red-tinted than completely ginger, but i’d still count him. I hope this has put your mind at ease and you can rest peacefully now knowing that Flint is definitely ginger.

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asoiaf meme (minor characters): 7/9 scenes ~ a dance with dragons, jon i

Jon took a knee. The king frowned at him, and rattled the parchment angrily. “Rise. Tell me, who is Lyanna Mormont?” 

“One of Lady Maege’s daughters, Sire. The youngest. She was named for my lord father’s sister.”

“To curry your lord father’s favor, I don’t doubt. I know how that game is played. How old is this wretched girl child?” 

Jon had to think a moment. “Ten. Or near enough to make no matter. Might I know how she has offended Your Grace?” 

Stannis read from the letter. “Bear Island knows no king but the King in the North, whose name is STARK. A girl of ten, you say, and she presumes to scold her lawful king.” His close-cropped beard lay like a shadow over his hollow cheeks.

Weekly Reading List 22

Weekly Recommendations get posted every Thursday. All stories are character x reader unless otherwise stated. Graphic by the awesome@wonders-of-the-enterprise May is Tony Stark’s Birthday. 

Avengers
Steve Rogers
My Hero by @kaunis-sielu
The Thing by @timeforsmut NSFW
Social Justice Avenger by @writers-square
No Sleep Til Brooklyn by @imamotherfuckingstar-lord
Everything’s Better with a Beard by @4theluvofall
Steve Rogers and the Father-in-Law of Doom by @marvelandassociates
Knowledge is Power by @goodnightwife
Brown-Eyed Girl by @marrvelle-fics
To Many Secrets by @itsanerdlife 

Tony Stark
Falling in Love in a Coffee Shop by @volkluna
Making a Sculpture for Tony by @imamotherfuckingstar-lord
So Old by @kaunis-sielu

Law and Order: SVU
Rafael Barba
The Bar by @imagines-for-the-fangirls-soul
Hush Part Three Part Four, Part 5, Part 6 by @8cetera
You Were Always on My Mind by @thatgirlwhosalwayssinging
Babymoon on the CapPart 4 by @seekret-fanfic
The Intern by @thatgirlwhosalwayssinging
The Little Things by @vintagemichelle91

Star Trek
Jim Kirk
Dreams Come True by @trade-baby-blues
Here Comes Your Man by @star-trekkin-across-theuniverse
Not Scared of Anything by @not-your-tardis
A Little Comfort by @girl-next-door-writes
Jim Talking to You About Depression by @imaginestartrek
Tear Your Apart by @imaginestartrek
Ten Ways to Say I Love You by @enterprisewriting
Starfleet Matchmaking by @janeykath318
Mornings With Him by @goodnightwife
Just Fun by @the-nerdier-the-dirtier

Leonard McCoy
Having a Uniform Malfunction by @imaginestartrek
Plan: Avoid McCoy by @flirtswithdanger
Hell on Earth by @blueoftheenterprise
Better Hands by @writingwithadinosaur
What’s Up Doc by @auduna-druitt
Remedy by @wonders-of-the-enterprise
Sleepy Bones by @goodnightwife
Object of Desire by @goodnightwife
Hands Off by @goodnightwife
Cake or Dessert by @goodnightwife
Morning Bliss by @makemyownwonderland
Wrong Drink by @lt-pokeharvest

McKirk
With Shaking Hands by @trade-baby-blues
The Gift by @thesoundofnat
In Darkness Part 6 by @mccoymostly
Only You by @thevalesofanduin

Jim x Reader X Bones

NCIS
Tony DiNozzo
Very Special Agent: Papa Dinozzo by @itswitchcraft-not-googlemaps
Vests Should Have Sleeves by @spaceemonkeyyxd
Nah Honey I’m Good by @irishavengersassemble
I’m Right Here Sweetheart by @irishavengersassemble

Criminal Minds
Aaron Hotchner
Unexpected Visitor by @crimindsaspe
Spilled Coffee by @kaunis-sielu

Tropes
Soulmate AU

Daddy!Character
Two Against One by @itsanerdlife Steve Rogers
When Things Go Sideways by @itsanerdlife Steve Rogers
The Honorable Barba by @xemopeachx Rafael Barba
Taking a Chance by @themusicplayedherlife Steve Rogers
Baby Blues by @sebbys-girl Steve Rogers
A Little Lesson in Time, Part 2 by @vintagemichelle91 and @rauliskafan
My Bucky by @promarvelfangirl

A/B/O Dynamics
Tony is Your Alpha and is Trying to Cheer You Up by @of-badges-and-guns
The Scent, Part 2 by @chris-evans-imagines

Modern AU
Presidential 9-11, Part 12, part 13, Part 14 by @kaunis-sielu

Misc Fandoms
Meeting the Parents by @blackgirloneshots T’Challa
For My Family by @thevalesofanduin Jim Kirk 
Dinner with Your Brother by @imagines-for-the-fangirls-soul Spock
Sweet Disaster Part 2 by @miamorbarba Rafael Barba 
For Mike by @itsanerdlife Avengers
Tio Nevada’s Tea Party by @ohbelieveyoume

Karl Urban

Chris Evans
Don’t Forget Me by @chrisevans-imagines
Little Ways Away Part 3/Part 4/Part 5A/5B/Epilogue by @ohevansmycaptain
She Said Yes: Part 1/Part 2 by @ohevansmycaptain
Stormy Snuggles by @painfullythickimagines