the lasting

Why you don't mess with the character the DM described as "potentially godlike"

Knight: I attack the nearest NPC

DM: But they’re technically in the party

Knight: It’s what my character would do

DM: OK. Your AC is?… Oh, right….*rolls* Not only do you die, but all subsequent reincarnations die simultaneously and your existence is all but wiped from the earth. The only proof you ever existed is the boodstains that all other party members are covered in now.

The player formerly called Knight: so the others must be stunned by that… does my new character get an attack of opportunity?

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✨JIKOOK DREAM AU

✨PART 27 

✨The first time Jungkook dreamt about him, he was confused. The fifth time he was creeped out. The twentieth time he was absolutely terrified.

Thank you for following this au 💖✨💗💘 this au is sadly over but your girl is already working on the next one! 💗💗 I hope you guys will like that too 💜

This will not end well...

I was running a vanilla World of Darkness campaign with a few of my friends who I regularly game with. One of my players who loves to break any system he plays decided to make a character who is seriously good at only one kind of attack.

The party is traveling down into a catacomb full of cultists. They massacre their way into a room with a large pit in the center that is impossible to see the bottom.

DM: Alright guys, there are carved reliefs colored with what looks like blood in different stages of drying and decay.

N: I could care less. What is in the pit?

DM: You can’t see the bottom.

N: ok I shoot into the pit.

DM: You… Ok, fine. Go for it.

N: *rolls 18 dice* I have 22 successes. I think I hit whatever is down there.

DM: You… I… What… *Facepalm* Yeah, you hit it. Everyone make a Resolve and Composure check.

N: Oh, should I not have done that?

J: This will not end well…

Needless to say this lead to a total party death when they took on half a dozen Shoggoth. In his defence he did kill two right off the bat.

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My players are trying to sneak out of a royal party with the princess, upon her request.

Me: Two guards are walking down the hallway; one away from you, and one straight towards where you’re hiding. The princess ducks behind you as to not be spotted.
Paladin: I look [Monk] in the eye and say “punch me in the face.”
Monk: I punch her on her armor.
Paladin: I fall dramatically into the middle of the hallway.
Me: The guard extends his hand to you and says, “are you okay, ma'am? What happened?”
Monk: I’m pacing and yelling about how she disrespected me!
Paladin: I lunge at her.
Me: Make a dex saving throw?
Paladin: *fails*
Me: Alright, the guard is holding you back now.
Artificer: I totally didn’t realize that they’re pretending, so I say: “C'mon, really? Things were going so well and then you started infighting! We don’t need this right now!”
Paladin: I’m just glaring at [Artificer.]

  • Slytherin: Why are you going to help Gryff? They betrayed you, remember?
  • Hufflepuff: I know, but...
  • Slytherin: But what? Gryff doesn't deserve your help after turning their back on you. I say let them figure it out for themselves. Get out of their own mess for once.
  • Hufflepuff: That's the thing, Sly.
  • Slytherin: What?
  • Hufflepuff: You don't turn your back on family. Even when they do.

I was in the Disney store today and found this! It’s a Kylo mask with “real movie phrases” from The Last Jedi!!

I don’t have time to transcribe it right now but reylos I am hopeful! Squeeeeeee

Edit: I have been informed that none of these are new phrases (gotta rewatch TFA again lol) but still…it’s these particular phrases they picked. :)