into the fire... and right back out again, are you kidding me? yikes
friends, it’s time (at last) for another episode of Storytime with Deacon.
(I’ll update this in The Deaconomicon later)
Once upon a time, there was a particularly handsome mercenary who’d had enough of life on the road and wanted to settle down, preferably somewhere warm.
Obviously the climate on the north-eastern coast of post-apocalyptia didn’t have that many options vis-a-vis tropical retirement homes, but the mercenary was pretty damn smart too and had already come up with a plan. So he took to the road for one last time, walking himself up to the north-east of the north-east of said apocalyptia to a charming and (crucially) well-heated locale known as the Saugus Ironworks.