the last one though i can't why does he have to be so cute

The Spoils of War aka the ship sails

You ever feel mildly annoyed when you happen to read an anti’s stupidly illogical comment on your ship? And by mildly of course I mean majorly bothered so that the only cure is repeatedly watching your favorite Jonerys scenes until you’re so immersed in the beauty of their love that nothing can get to you anymore? 😍💖

And then of course, you just have to write about it because how else will you be able to get a handle on the mishmash of emotions that just take over you like? 💖💖😍

And this episode man. Just. This. This episode I tell you!!! I’m a regular GoT fan, which basically means that I’ve learnt to have certain expectations from the show, especially regarding love. And I can honestly say that never in my life could I have imagined that GoT would give me a romance as sweet as this!

The first Jonerys scene in this episode:

Had me laughing so hard! 

The look on Dany’s face, it’s just so suggestive! And Jon’s interruption itself is so timely just.. We aren’t ever going to forget Jon’s first cave episode ever are we? And the particular expertise he surprised us all by? 😂👏🏻 I mean how much more of a throwback could this be to to the Jon/Ygritte cave sequence? And as if that by itself wasn’t enough, he takes her to a cave! My boy Jon is unbeatable at cuteness, fight me!

By this time, it’s obvious that a considerable amount of time has already passed since Jon arrived on Dragonstone, and also that their relationship has definitely improved since the whole initial ‘bend the knee’ scene, and the cave scene totally shows this! Now I know that people have been complaining that their love is so rushed, and doesn’t make sense but I strongly disagree. With fewer (Stannis and Davos simultaneously approve) episodes and the decision to only show the focal interactions between Jonerys, what’s illogical is to assume that they have had no interaction offscreen which got them to the point that Dany doesn’t need her whole entourage to tag along when Jon wants to show her something. 

Which gets me to the ‘hoooolyyy shiiiiiiit, I ship them and I ship them hard dammit!!’ moment of the entire show!!! Look at this!!


Remember my favorite romantic trope of ‘looking when the other person is not’?? The only thing that ups that is ‘looking while the other person is completely fascinated by something else! There is legit nothing else which can make me melt as fast as this! Because it’s so simply pure! Like, you’re watching the other person be mesmerized by something you’re showing them! You’re watching them lost in wonder, so taken by what they’re seeing. And they’re so absorbed in their own world at that moment, they don’t even notice you doing that while I’m here completely losing it!!!

Plus, it also totally reminded me of one of my favoritest Disney movies ever!


And this look!!! You know, I think this is probably one of the first times when Jon Snow was giving off the ‘you know nothing, but you’re so cute when you’re clueless and I get to show off’ vibes! 😂💖 

And this scene, oh my heart!!

This has to be the most non sexual and romantic physical contact on GoT ever! I can’t imagine any other moment when a simple arm touch like that (totally unnecessary, by the way, Jon. my boy’s got the moves though!) has got me shipping people so hard!!

Another thing which got me was how it was Jon who held her arm, our Jon (I’m never going to get over this!), reaching out to her in such a familiar comfortable gesture, when he could simply have walked ahead and shown her that. Basically, our Jon having the confidence to just take her arm like that, and the closeness (which lasts 0.00001 seconds, but it’s enough for a lifetime for me!💖), and the delicateness and the intense feels! 

And the softness? Apart from the way Jon kept looking at Dany and the arm touch, what I loved was how soft and mellow they both were around each other. Even though Dany still wanted him to ‘bend the knee’, not only was she softer, but she was so much more reasonable than in her throne room, where the attitude was ‘bend the knee you rebel, or i’ll destroy you after i’m finished with Cersei’; here, she is nudging him so much more gently than she had earlier. Jon, on his part, gives her an actual reason as to why he can’t submit to her, as opposed to his own stance earlier - ‘why would i give the north to you, stranger?’ Jon knows his people, and he knows they are not going to accept a Southern ruler, especially not a Targaryen. (which is realistic, those Northern lords are a task), he’s basically telling her that he’s not refusing because he wants to keep his title or anything so shallow as all that, it’s his people. And the puppy eyes in this scene only make it sooooo much better! 

And then there’s this!

The symbolism of ‘ice and fire’ being reinforced aside, they are shown so beautifully to be equals here, in sync, working towards the same goals! If that isn’t enough to start wanting them together…

This whole cave scene basically set up that Jon is definitely starting to develop feelings for her, which is only to be expected because she’s beautiful enough to warrant that attraction, and plus, Jon is starting to know her and realize that she’s not her father, or Cerse,i or bad or evil or batshit crazy or any of those things Targaryens are reputed to be. Dany’s trust in Jon is shown right in the following scene, when she disregards all her other advisors and turns to Jon, because she has come to know, that this is a man who will always put the realm first, a man whom she can trust to give her the truth keeping the people in mind, a man with no other motive than to save his people against all odds. 

Then again, there are the neverending parallels between them:

It is emphasized again and again how, despite their seeming differences, they share certain values and experiences with each other, which again serves to bring them closer together.

Now what I found really important was this:

I live for Ser Davos’ dialogues! But what’s important to note is Jon’s reply:

There’s no time for that.

Now, if he had really been trying to seduce Dany according to the antis (which I am definitely not going to believe in), it would have been far more natural for him to just be quiet about this.

If Mister Honor Incarnate is actually setting aside his honor for the greater good, it is definitely not going to come without an internal struggle. This guy has lived all his life by a strict moral code, and to set it aside will not be easy, especially considering manipulation is not his forte. 

So, if he had been trying to seduce her, he would be ashamed of it, he would hate himself for doing that, and when Ser Davos would have teased him about it, he definitely wouldn’t have replied with “there’s no time for that,” since according to some antis, that is his exact plan and there’s all the time for it!

But Jon doesn’t look pensive or even slightly uncomfortable. He doesn’t deny it, or even stare blankly at Davos like ‘what are you talking about?’. 


He simply says there is no time for it, and you know why he does that? Because right now, his sole mission in life is taking down the Night King, ensure the survival of the living, he doesn’t have time to fall in love and allow himself to be sidetracked. 

Jon basically is treating his second life as some sort of ‘serving the greater cause’, he doesn’t seem to think he can focus on anything other than the Night King, especially not something personal as fall for Daenerys. Also, he knows that falling for her will only lead to complications, since the North is staunchly against the Targaryens. He doesn’t want to analyse his feelings for her because it will lead him down a rabbit hole he doesn’t think he should be ‘wasting’ his time on. God, he has such a heroic aura around him, turning away from any possible personal desire for the greater good. Jon, why do you have to be so good! Of course, he’ll eventually end up changing his mind in the most glorious way possible and I just! 💖😍

Also, they have the epicest couple line! 

*jonerys feels intensify*

anonymous asked:

Yay! Questions! First, how do the paladins adjust to piloting given their new limb configurations? (Holes in seat for tails, I can't remember if foot pedals are a thing or not etc). Also since Lance breathes through the gills on his ribs I'm assuming he has to wear specialised clothing to keep them clear, does he get upset about having to ditch his jacket? (Being a memento of earth and all) On a similar note do any of the paladins have major sensory issues to overcome? (You mentioned Keith- (1)

(2) (and his hearing but the mer people made me think of tropical fish so does Lance have problems with the cold? Does Pidge have to worry about overheating? DOES HUNK GET A HORSE BLANKET/COAT?!?) Do any of the paladins have particular worries/fears about returning to earth since their transformations? (I can sort of imagine Shiro being afraid of any of them being taken away for ‘study’ given his history with the Galra and his last run-in with the Garrison)? - EvoAu Anon

Thank you for the asks~!! <3<3 


1: Lance has his seat removed in Blue’s cockpit because his hover bracelets keep him floating so he doesn’t really need to “sit” until he takes them off (he has a REALLY good sense of his surroundings now and can operate blue upside-down if necessary. Keith has to have a hole cut in for his tail and Hunk also has his seat removed. 

The cockpit is small so he typically stands, but he’s sturdy enough that he has to be hit HARD and TOSSED IN CIRCLES before he’ll lose his balance. 

2: Lance’s shirt was specially made by the combined efforts of Coran, Hunk and Pidge. Without it, Lance would suffocate unless submerged in water (though he can breathe both salt and fresh water). Lotor found this out the hard way:

Lance does NOT have to get rid of his clothes actually, so long as the clothes are loose enough that they do not constrict his middle, he can breathe fine, because Pidge made it really so it’s good. 

3: Ah sensory issues….. Shiro was completely out of commission for a while when he started to change because he can hear people’s thoughts, so for a while he was COMPLETELY out of commission. 

Keith’s eyes do not see in the same spectrum entirely so reds are extremely nice to look at because he can see 3 additional reds so of the paladins, he had the MOST sensory overload techically as his sight, hearing and smell all advanced beyond what they were as a human. Lance’s sense of smell is heightened a little but it;s not significant enough to cause him trouble and he thought it more fun than overwhelming. Lance’s vision is much more dull on the colour hue when he is outside of the water. 

Pidge’s core temperatures are constantly monitored by her cells (and self diagnostics) so she will not overheat, however if she were to come across a computer that is extremely advanced (more than the castle ship) and tries to connect with it, there is a significant amount of feedback that CAN cause her to loop and sort of short circuit. So she will literally just STOP and sort of fall over if that happens until her systems perform an emergency reboot. 

Hunk is unfortunately very nervous or at the very least, anxious. He sleeps in a mass of pillows and blankets because he needs the comfort or he feels antsy, which is why he has to run every morning. Centaurians are skittish and startle easily (Lance and Pidge take up the opportunity to scare him by making loud noises by him at times). I think it would be SUPER CUTE if he had a horse blanket… I think he would be flattered when he goes to the Centaurian planet (Allura knows where it is) and all the Stallions and Mares think he;s just so attractive and sweet and give him all kinds of fancy garb (they have a lot of draping clothes and wear a lot of tail accessories).

4: Last but not least….. yes. Shiro does NOT want them to go back to Earth any time soon; he is very protective and afraid for his teammates. He knows what would happen if they all went back like this- they would be experimented on for sure and as someone who HAD been experimented on, he CANNOT let that happen to the others. No one should have to go through that.

Lance is devastated when he realizes this, and it takes him a while to figure it out because he’s generally been having SO much fun. But when he does realize that he can’t go back to earth he shuts himself up in his room for a week and Shiro has to go and comfort him. 

anonymous asked:

Something cute I noticed. So in the newest episode Theo couldn't take Mason's pain cuz he didn't care enough right? (Get rekt Theo) and through the series we've seen that it takes a little bit of effort even when you care (as seen with Derek and Isaac for example) however in season three, when Stiles tells Scott he can't get warm and stuff, literally all that Scott needs to do to feel and take away his pain is touch him slightly. I dunno if it was intentional but it was adorable either way

i hate that i always start off these answers the same way but i can i just tell you how much i have thought of this and how important it is? we also saw that it takes more than a little effort but also plenty of intention, as with liam trying to heal hayden, or malia trying to take scott’s pain this season- the pain drawing is an exercise of the  mind as well as the heart. so when scott touches his hand and unexpectedly feels stiles’ pain shoot through his own body you can clearly see how shocked he is by that.

he doesn’t even accept stiles’ answer he just keeps going….

but stiles tells him it aches all over, and scott can feel that ache inside of him he didn’t even need to take stiles’ pain to know, but it’s different to assume than it is to actually feel it himself in that instant.

‘tell me the truth’ he says, because he knows stiles doesn’t want him to worry, that his best friend is used to keeping things inside if it means it’ll keep his loved ones safe from his pain. but scott doesn’t want to accept it, even though he does eventually, and the only thing he’s concerned about is making sure stiles knows he’s not alone. that he knows scott is here and all he wants to do is make it better.

if kira hadn’t called do you think he would have insisted on healing stiles? would scott have sat with him and made sure the pain was gone? if there’s anyone in the world (other than his mom) that scott would take unbearable pain for it’s stiles. not that he wouldn’t do it for anyone, because he would, but i woulda liked to have seen him insist a little bit. make stiles take off that jacket and cover him in a blanket instead. make him lie back down on the couch and join him there, stretching out next to him and rubbing his arms until he started to feel warm again. running his healing fingers all over his back and through his hair and over his face and basically every spot he can reach to make sure there;s nothing left of that horrible cold ache. stiles falls asleep like that, to scott’s soothing rhythmic touches, and when scott finally feels the last of that pain trickle up his arms and he knows his friend is asleep and dreamless, he can close his eyes in relief. they wake up together a few hours later, and stiles thanks him with a gentle kiss on his cheek.

anonymous asked:

I don't wanna call it too soon but this is the CUTEST PHIL LS maybe ever. Can't wait for you to say a little on it (especially re his many verbal eyerolls at chat, and the cat paintings...)

ughhhh yes there were definitely so, so many cute little anecdotes and jokes, and a lot of interesting tidbits that i took note of while watching: 

  • he opens the show by saying that he “welcomes” people calling him dad and appreciates all the father’s day messages. amazing
  • he bought his own dad a tasting selection of jams and marmalades which immediately made me irate bc it sounds like the perf gift for my father except i would never think of it bc i’m not as creative as phil ugh. phil probs buys everyone the best presents and i’m envious of people who are good at that
  • i loled at the fact that some vintage family drama sent like nine of phil’s great uncles to australia why is that so funny. also hearing re-confirmation of just how huge phil’s family is was kind of refreshing
  • the whole centipede anecdote killed me omg jst the image of phil freaking out and calling dan into the room (whether it was in his bedroom or somewhere else, i don’t rly feel like weighing in on that debate) and then dan obviously proceeding to freak out even more than phil (which we can very vividly picture based on his reactions in the piece of art that is phil lester vs. praying mantis.) it was just such a cute story lmao, i loved the way that phil called the bug a creepy crawly and said, ‘dan’s not a fan of those creepy crawlies either’ ughghghghhh. and i love that phil is definitely forever and always going to be the designated bug-catcher in their house even though he’s scared of bugs too, jst bc dan is always too busy having an actual breakdown any time he sees an insect
  • the random interjection of him screaming ‘bear’ from the bear kayak video made me lol
  • when he’s talking about bryony’s cat paintings and says he and dan are the only ppl who like them, i like that they pretty much always share tastes in everything, be less conjoined pls 
  • him narrating his thought process when he bought the fairy light twigs: ‘what i need in my life is some light-up sticks’
  • his plan to change up the dresser trinkets for every video is interesting and referring to the setup as a ‘tableau’ lmao–as i’ve said multiple times i don’t believe this room is his primary living quarters so i def took this idea to change up the background every time he films as further confirmation that this room is basically a set 
  • martyn has been in a ‘plane incident’ at one point in his life, didn’t know that
  • the way he talked about louise’s baby was so cuteeeee, his huge grin, the way he immediately went into a higher pitched voice, cheeky suggesting ‘phil’ as a name and then saying philippa could be a boy’s name but getting a bit nervous to make the general point about not needing to gender names and just saying ‘i mean’ a lot and giggling. then his feigned indignation when someone suggested ‘daniel’ lol he’s cute
  • learning dil was pregnant made him want to ‘rip his face off’ ok calm down mate
  • the fidget spinner omg: the way that he needed to make clear that it was no ‘2 pound friend present’ lmao i read this as him jokingly being a bit salty that dan didn’t appreciate all of the time and effort and ‘good money’ he put into this loving and thoughtful gift ahhaha. it was jst such a comfortable and warm little comment i loved it. and i love that he thinks it’s beautiful bc of the colors and i was lit dying at the whole story of him lying on the floor and trying to show off to dan that he could balance it on his nose and then utterly failing. adds more context to the way that dan was so fond last week when he talked about phil injuring himself with it
  • he doesn’t like killing animals, and always finds a way to trap them and throw them outside 
  • when someone asks him to give them a nickname and he comes up with, ‘ma more like mars expedition’.. wtf he’s adorable
  • kath could ‘open a brownie farm’ PHIL PLS 
  • ‘stop calling me dad though bc it’s inappropriate,’ he says with a barely concealed smile as he complies with everyone’s wishes to clean them. why does he love being called dad i need to lie down 
  • traditional lester thing is to get fish and chips when they’re all together
  • his sheer excitement about wonder woman was amazing omg. ‘she kicks so much butt but she has a personality and more movies should be made with a woman as the main character like that’ yAS phil 
  • thoughts on chris pine: he originally jst says he’s ‘funny’ but then when someone in the chat says ‘chris pine is fricking hot,’ he basically agrees and adds that he is ‘distracting’ and ‘radiating out of his face … what is that face? how do you achieve such a face?’ fucking amazing.
  • he always finds coins that are from 1997 lmao only he would notice that and think it’s some secret conspiracy by the universe jst to fuck with him
  • this week’s beauty tips:
    • change your face wash every 3-4 months because your face gets used to it. also you might want your face to smell like something different (his face currently smells of tree sap)
    • don’t spray hair spray directly into your mouth bc it tastes really bad and probably isn’t good for your health
    • drink lots of water (again)
    • put tea bags on your eyes and the caffeine will make you feel more energized and also you’ll look beautiful with teabags on your eyes
  • i’m certain that phil giggling, ‘but they’ve seen it from space and it’s a globe!’ single-handedly debunked the flat earth conspiracy
  • he goes ‘poot’ when he sprays febreze,,,, jesus christ. also of course he had a vanilla cupcake scented air freshener once,,,, have i mentioned that i am so fucking in love with phil jesUS 
  • his spon of dan’s vid was interesting to me, he kind of seemed to think of it at the very last moment even after he’d said goodbye to a bunch of people, and focused more on sponning it than sponning his own vid or anything from the gaming channel. he said it was ‘very funny’ which i’ll admit only added to my confusion about the objective or intention of dan’s video bc it didn’t strike me as trying to be comedic in any way. i wonder if phil genuinely found it funny and what he liked about it hahah, i honestly would pay for him to give it an honest review
  • his lil meows at the end before he clicked out were v pure i adore him

ya i love phil, ik it’s breaking news to yall but i really, really do. his live shows are always exactly what i need and he makes me so happy 

(phil live show: giant centipede attack - 6.18.17)

Pick SomeoneWho’s Supportive

Ok something very exciting happened to me last night. I have been on another planet literally since and just can’t keep it to myself anymore. I ran it by some friends on here I trust a ton (sslarrysettingsail, bromanceshmomance, and pianolouis) and decided to go ahead and share. It’s super long though, so you may want to grab a beverage and get comfy.

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anonymous asked:

what are your thoughts about bakugou and midoriya's relationship? platonic, i mean

I live and die for it, every part of the manga in which that relationship is shown progressing is between my favorite parts of the manga and I’ve reread them a hundred times and cried over them way more than necessary - the battle trial one? yes, the end of terms exam? absolutely yes holy shit, the post-license exam fight? god yes fuck me that’s my absolute fav, the rescue arc? shit yes between all the reasons why that arc’s my fave the change in the deku/baku relationship is definitely a worthy of note one

It’s an interesting relationship, a painful one that’s making both of them grow so so so much, a rivalry they both need to better each other and keep each other straight on the path to become two great, all-around heroes - I’m not sure they’ll ever end up having the type of relationship Izuku has with Todoroki or Bakugou with Kirishima, I don’t think it’s possible for them to be friends like that, they’re just too different to properly fit like that and to avoid stepping on each other’s toes every single day of their lives they’d have to change their core personalities too much, but they did end up being able to coexist (Bakugou’s even giving Deku tips!!!) and I do think they’ll be able to cooperate and support each other in the end. If one day they’ll be able to make fun of each other in a friendly manner and egg each other on and be honest with each other without it escalating into a full blown fight I’d truly be happy, that’s probably my main dream for this whole manga. For them to have a healthy rivalry, one in which they can maybe even laugh together. I think it might happen, I’m waiting for it to happen

Anon said: Hi Fran! I’m obsessed with your BakuShimaNari work. Here’s a cute thought to hopefully cheer you up a bit while you’re unable to draw: they’re all in their early 20s and Denki likes to poke/smooth out the little crease between Bakugo’s eyebrows and tease him about getting wrinkles early from all the scowling he does. Bakugo flicks him in the nose and says he’s starting to get crows feet from always grinning like an idiot.

Oh my god. Oh my g o d this is the sweetest thing I’ve ever read. Oh my g OD I’m just imagining them doing that and Kiri in the background watching them like they’re most precious thing in the world I’m dying rip me this just made my whole life thank you so much anon *sob*

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Safe Haven sentence starters
  • "I don't know what we're heading towards, but I know my heart is all yours."
  • "All my friends tell me I'd be better off on my own, and sometimes I believe 'em."
  • "I can never leave him."
  • "Mixed signals, they're killing me."
  • "You knock and I let you in."
  • "Loving you is my greatest sin."
  • "I see it in your eyes, you wanna run."
  • "I don't know why I love you."
  • "I don't know why I stay."
  • "I don't know if its worth the pain."
  • "Even when you slam the door and drive away, I still set the table for two."
  • "Babe, you know I'm waiting on you."
  • "I believe you every time."
  • "I've never known anybody like you."
  • "I've never dreamed of nobody like you."
  • "I've heard of a love that comes once in a lifetime, and I'm pretty sure that you are that love of mine."
  • "I'm in a field of dandelions, wishing on every one that you'll be mine."
  • "I see forever in your eyes."
  • "I feel okay when I see you smile."
  • "I think that you are the one for me."
  • "It gets so hard to breathe when you're looking at me."
  • "I've never felt so alive and free."
  • "When you're looking at me, I've never felt so happy."
  • "I feel bad inside knowing this is all built on lies."
  • "I feel like an awful person."
  • "We're forcing love that don't exist."
  • "This is so unrighteous."
  • "This is so not like us."
  • "Love at first sight that was gone at the end of night."
  • "We both know that this is going to end."
  • "No chance we're going to make it."
  • "Can we fake it?"
  • "Even though I know you're not the one, this has really been a lot of fun."
  • "I don't really like you, but I still choose to stay."
  • "You still play the part so well."
  • "You're really cute, I must admit."
  • "I need something deeper than this."
  • "I wanna know when I'm looking at you that you don't only see the things you want to."
  • "I'm not perfect, I'm flawed, and if you don't like that, get lost."
  • "I don't want it if it's fake, I don't want it if it's just for show."
  • "I just want it if it's real."
  • "This superficial love thing got me going crazy."
  • "Baby if you want me, then you better need me."
  • "I'm so done not being your number one."
  • "If you wanna keep me, then you better treat me like a damn princess, make that an empress."
  • "Fun at first, I won't deny, but I want more than just what meets the eye."
  • "I want authentic, not just for fun."
  • "If this love is plastic, it'll break on us."
  • "I can feel you on my lips all the time."
  • "I just wanna feel you in my heart and on my mind."
  • "This ain't right."
  • "I feel broken, shattered, and blue, and it's all because of you."
  • "If this is love, why does it break me down?"
  • "It's been a long time since I felt the way that I do now."
  • "I need you, but I don't know how."
  • "It's been a while since I smiled and I meant it from my heart."
  • "The idea of leaving this behind, it tears me apart."
  • "Kiss me now and remind me why I ever wanted to make you mine."
  • "If this is love, why do you break me down?"
  • "You're the other half of my broken heart."
  • "There was a time when I was alone, nowhere to go and no place to call home."
  • "My only friend was the man in the moon, and even sometimes he would go away, too."
  • "He came to me with the sweetest smile, told me he wanted to talk for awhile."
  • "I promise that you'll never be lonely."
  • "Lost boys like me are free."
  • "I realized I finally had a family."
  • "You are my perfect story book."
  • "You are now my home sweet home."
  • "Tonight hope fills our lungs and I can see it in everyone."
  • "The songs use to make us sad, tonight they don't sound so bad."
  • "It feels so good to be young."
  • "I think I'll stay awhile."
  • "I am obsessed with being a mess."
  • "I am in love with being young."
  • "I don't know what the future holds."
  • "I can't believe its been all these years."
  • "My friends tell me I should've moved on a long long time ago, but what do they know?"
  • "I don't mean to be selfish, but my heart breaks every time that I see you smile 'cause I know that it's not me
  • Who brings it out of you anymore."
  • "You found somebody new, you put me in the past."
  • "I don't know if our memories will last."
  • "If by chance it doesn't work out with her, you'll always have a chance with me."
  • "I wonder what happens when you hear our song, do you brush it away or do you sing along?"
  • "Do you talk about the future the way we did?"
  • "You'll always have a chance with me in my world."
  • "Is it so wrong of me to hope she breaks your heart?"
  • "Is it so wrong of me to pray she tears you apart?"
  • "I know in the darkest part of you, you pray and hope and wish for it, too."
  • "You don't mean to be selfish, but your heart breaks every time that you see me smile 'cause you know its not you who brings it out of me anymore."
  • "So casually you walked into my universe."
  • "Hey, you got some pretty brown eyes."
  • "I couldn't help but smile and I think that's the moment it all happened."
  • "Love turned into games, and games turned into heartbreak, and heartbreak turned into war."
  • "Darling, all is fair in love and war."
  • "You meant the world to me."
  • "I'll be your fighter if you say so."
  • "I don't get why we're meant to fall in love, then say goodbye."
  • "Gave you all my heart and all my precious time."
  • "I can picture you in your blue jeans, looking right at me with that gorgeous smile."
  • "I couldn't see the lies and the things that you would hide."
  • "You love so mercilessly."
  • "Here's to everything we ever were."
  • "I got the greatest weapon of all - a broken heart."
  • "Let me hold you for the day and let you know that its okay, give you all the love and peace that you usually send my way."
  • "When its dark for you, don't know what to do, just know you're my light."
  • "When the world is caving, baby you're my safe haven."
  • "On my darkest day I know you'll be my shine."
  • "You're my safe haven."
  • "Love at first sight, it exists."
  • "I've had my heart broken so many times before."
  • "I'll call you in the morning if I see you in my dreams tonight."
  • "I don't even know your name."
  • "I vowed not to let anyone enter my heart."
  • "I know love at first sight can't exist."
  • "Maybe we'll meet in a different dimension and you can tell me all the things you didn't mention."
  • "Maybe we'll meet in a different dimension."
  • "I saw you in my dreams."
  • "I guess that I was scared of what I was before us."
  • "Guess you were my only blemish."
  • "For the first time I don't mind that you found somebody else."
  • "For the first time I'm totally fine being by myself."
  • "I was my best when I was with you."
  • "Would you believe me if I told you that I'm over it?"

anonymous asked:

Hey, idk if you're taking prompts rn but I have one for standrew: the boys go to Vegas for a work thing (or maybe for a coworkers birthday/bachelor party bc then more of the buzzfeed crew could be there) but they get wasted and get married. I know it's cliche but I can't stop thinking about it.

Ask and ye shall receive a fucking monster, here you go, it’s 2000 fuckin words because I have no chill. Uh anyway, here you go for lovesick Andrew Ilnyckyj who insists he’s not that drunk (he is). 

“Andrew,” Steven singsongs, pulling at Andrew’s hand to drag him down the well lit Las Vegas strip. He’s smiley and soft in the neon lights, already very drunk for only eleven at night, but Andrew can only judge so much; he’s a little drunk too. He lengthens his strides to match Steven’s, but neither drops the other’s hand, both finding it a little too nice to not have to say anything. Last time they held hands, Adam was between them, and while Andrew loves Adam with his whole heart, he thinks he might like this arrangement better. Steven squeezes his hand and Andrew comes back to the present, making a noise out of random. This is who he is when he’s drunk: wandering mind and sporadic noises. The sporadic noise may be a specific influence from a certain co host, but that’s neither here nor there.

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anonymous asked:

Can't wait for the next update of the wasteland AU! Also I know you probs have your inbox full of writing suggestions so instead of giving you suggestions, I thought I'd just share some Kagehina AUs that my friend and I enjoy talking about that hopefully make you as happy to think about as they make us,, -ella enchanted -beauty and the beast -mad max (kind of like the wasteland au lol) -stranger things -just a general superhero au That's it lol, have a great night!!

LISTEN – sorry to ignore the rest of this ask (ty for loving Wasteland though <333 these are all good ideas MAD MAX AU!!!) but I just watched Beauty and the Beast with @ellessey-writes​ and I’m COMPROMISED. Siiiince it would be a bad idea for me to start another fic rn, have… whatever this is 

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful castle and a handsome prince King, who liked to spend his days holding the finest volleyball tournaments in all the land. He was an incredible setter, but demanded the highest level of athletics from those who attended his tournaments.

One tournament, a spiker appeared suddenly in the midst of the dark and rainy night, looking for shelter. Though he brought a volleyball as a gift, this spiker wasn’t up to the king’s standards and couldn’t hit his tosses, and the King had him thrown from the castle. 

But the spiker turned out to be a Magical Turniphead, and for the King’s cruelty, he cast a spell upon him and the entirety of his castle, turning the King into a monstrous beast and all his servants into furniture (instead of like, smaller beasts or something? The servants got totally screwed in this deal, you guys, at least Beast still had hands) that they may be forgotten from the minds of the town and all those who lived in it, unless the King one day found a spiker who could hit his impossible quicks – and fall in love with him along the way. 

If he could not do so before the last spot on the Turniphead’s magical volleyball turned completely black, he, and his castle, and all those who lived in it would be cursed, forevermore. 

And so they waited, as the Beast King’s heart turned forever colder. 

Okay gonna stop narrating there bUT CONSIDER:

  • town weirdo Hinata, the shorty spiker who is always practicing off by himself and insists HE CAN JUMP – he really is a funny boy, a cutie but a funny boy, he really is a funny boyyyyyyyyyyyy, THAT SHOUUUUU
  • Asahi as Maurice, the timid inventor who shuts himself away from the town that finds him too strange
  • Bokuto as Gaston, he’s actually REALLY NICE and just wants Hinata to be his loyal pupil but Hinata wants to be THE GREATEST ACE sorry Bokuto-senpai, but he’s gotta surpass you, bye
  • Bokuto goes into sad slumps over his lack of pupil-ship a lot and Akaashi has to break into so many musical numbers about how great Bokuto is to pull him out of it
  • One day Asahi ventures into the forest and gets lost and stumbles upon the Volleyball Castle, where he attempts to grab one of the shiny, brand new volleyballs lying about the court(yard) to replace Hinata’s wonky, worn out old one
  • Beast Kageyama f l i p s out and imprisons him (he needs to chill)
  • Kageyama still looks normal btw, but maybe he’s got horns and a tail and cute ears stop looking at me like that don’t judge me
  • Hinata comes to Asahi’s rescue and trades places with him, immediately cannot stand this asshole Beast 
  • But he does get to eat a lot of good food, courtesy of Oikawa the candelabra and Suga the teapot (feat. Iwaizumi as Cogsworth and Noya as Chip)
  • When he goes to the forbidden wing of the castle and discovers the magical volleyball, Beast flies into a rage and calls him a dumbass and so Hinata LEAVES
  • but he gets attacked by wolves and Kageyama saves him, so Hinata reluctantly drags him back to the castle to tend to his wounds and notice his rockin’ bod
  • Also, he wonders, why does everyone call Kageyama the Beast, and why does he hide in his castle all the time? Like, yes, there’s some beastly factors but he’s really pretty normal looking otherwise
  • Oikandle is like “Smile, Tobio-chan” so he does, and Hinata is like “oh, I see why, please stop smiling”
  • After typing Oikandle, I belatedly realized that Suga could make sure the tea always has enough SUGA-R god i’m sorry ok moving along
  • After the mutual life-saving, Hinata and Kageyama begin to BOND and Kageyama finds out about the way Hinata always has to practice volleyball in hallways and by himself, so he shows him HIS ROYAL VOLLEYBALL STADIUM
  • Hinata is beside himself, it’s so big and fancy and GWAAAAHHHHH smells like air salonpas, this is the Real Deal
  • And so they continue to get closer, though Kageyama won’t practice with him… because he just doesn’t think it’s possible that anyone could ever spike his toss, and he doesn’t want to allow himself to hope
  • But then one night he asks Hinata if they can play together, and they meet in the royal court 
  • Hinata is wearing a beautiful golden uniform and shining as bright as the sun and Suga is singing “Tale as old as time…” 
  • Kageyama is so in love that he can’t help himself, he tosses, his old king’s toss that no one could ever hit and everything is beautiful 
  • And he’s loved Kageyama as well, ever since Kageyama showed him his volleyball courts instead of telling him he’d never be good enough
  • They kiss!!!
  • And all the castle and its inhabitants and Kageyama go back to the way they were because the curse has been broken!!! 
  • Hinata is a little bit sad because maybe he liked Kageyama’s cute fuzzy ears a little bit 
  • but then Kageyama smiles a real, actual smile at him and he decides he can live w/o the ears
  • Bokuto gives his blessing upon the couple because he’s a sweetheart 
  • And from then onward, they all lived, and played volleyball together, happily ever after


kroki-san  asked:

Can you please please write a KaiShin in which Shinichi's brain stubbornly doesn't believe that Kuroba Kaito (_the_ Kuroba Kaito!) likes him back. Like. That is just impossible (:D). And Kaito is trying to be all logical (failing?) and panicking ("You can't see it?! It's obvious! Hakuba noticed! (_Nakamori_ noticed!)") //one-conversation-before-relationship or dating-for-not-too-long or however you find fitting 'cos everything you write is awesome, beautiful and perfect.

Cute prompts and complements?  You’re spoiling me!  ;D

“Shinichi, I like you.”

“Well, I should hope so,” Shinichi said, rolling his eyes.  “We are friends.”

Kaito opened his mouth and then closed it.  “No, I meant–”

“There you two are,” Hakuba said.  He was frowning.  “We’ve been looking for you.  We’re about to leave.”

“Oh, good to know.  Thanks, Hakuba.”  Shinichi smiled before turning back to Kaito.  “What were you saying?”

Kaito shook his head.  “Nevermind.  It wasn’t important.”

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issyandevi  asked:

and if you're bored, #41 for evak

I was thinking about this a lot so I thought eh why not @casdroid deserves some ridiculous fluff in her life. You asked for it, bb ;)

41) things you said you loved about me

Isak’s favourite thing about Even is that he doesn’t hold back on saying what he feels. It’s little things, like in the morning, how he’ll say you’re so fucking cute when you’re grumpy or I love your hair fucked up like this. And sometimes it’s big things, like, I’ve never felt like this about anyone and you make me feel safe. It’s so incredibly reassuring. Even’s so great at making him feel warm and wanted, even when things are hard. Like, Isak never has to worry about why Even is with him, because Even tells him all the time. 

Sometimes he wishes he was as good at saying it back, though?

Even says he doesn’t mind that Isak isn’t as demonstrative about his feelings, but… Isak minds. It’s not that he doesn’t feel the things Even feels, but when he thinks about saying some of them, he just… like, his cheeks go hot and it’s all he can do not to stutter. He can’t help it, but he gets so frustrated at himself. He’s falling in love with Even, and one day Even will probably make some huge romantic gesture in the rain with a radio playing Gabrielle or some shit like that, and Isak’s going to be utterly unable to do anything but blush and say I love you too and maybe stare into Even’s eyes for a really long time while they’re fucking making love having sex.

How is Isak supposed to show Even he loves him, when the time comes? How is he supposed to give him what he deserves?

It starts one day when he’s in Even’s room. It’s otherwise an ordinary April night: Even’s rummaging under his bed trying to find some special edition DVD box set. Isak’s hanging out on Even’s bed with his laptop, and Even’s textbooks are still spread out across the bed, a sketchpad full of doodles half-lodged under Even’s pillow. 

“Fuck,” Even swears, as a pile of stuff falls to the floor. It’s such a mess in Even’s room today that Isak honestly wonders if he’s rubbing off on his boyfriend. (You know. In the other way.) “It’s not up there already, is it?”

Isak looks around, but only pulls the sketchbook out. Instead of finding the DVD, he gets distracted–he opens the book, to find the weirdest page of doodle graffiti he’s ever seen. An illuminati symbol made of dicks next to Shakespeare quotes and a self-portrait of Even with literal hearts in his eyes. And Isak laughs, and doesn’t say anything when Even pops up beside the bed with a curious look, just waves him away with an eye roll and a kiss. I love how creative you are, he thinks, and it’s just another thing he wouldn’t say easily out loud. But the thought strikes him. 

As Even returns for searching for his DVD, Isak uncaps the pen he finds resting on Even’s English books. Between Even’s drawings and song lyrics and musings, he writes you’re so fucking talented you make my heart explode. 

And it all starts there.

Even doesn’t mention it, but Isak starts writing notes for him. It feels like a circle being completed, somehow–now it’s Isak who slips paper into Even’s locker, tiny love letters that say stuff like I lied, I love your shit taste in music and fuck I love that bit of hair that you can’t gel into place. When he’s at Even’s place he doodles them in Even’s notebooks, shoves post it notes into Even’s pockets and drawers. I even love the way you walk backwards and you made me feel so good last night, I just want to kiss you forever and I love how brave you were today, baby, I’m always here. He doesn’t know if Even’s reading them–or if he’s just afraid to mention them, in case Isak stops. But Isak gets addicted to leaving them, to hiding them in just the right place: the post-it in the DVD case that says you’re MY pretentious asshole and the note in his own hoodie saying I love that you wear my clothes ;)

Maybe it isn’t enough, but Isak is falling in love. And there’s so much he wants to say that he’s finally getting to say. He can’t be as good at this as Even–could never match what Even does for him–but fucking hell, Isak needs to try.

Predictably, Even’s big declaration does come eventually. The first time he says I love you outside of an episode, Isak feels like the hero in a movie. Isak feels the tears prick at his eyes as Even’s own light up, as he talks and talks about how special Isak is and how lucky he feels and doesn’t he feel like the stars have aligned to bring them to this moment? Like they are the luckiest Isak and Even in the entire multiverse? And of course Isak says I love you too, halting and full of wonder, and Even sweeps him into his arms with a delighted laugh, peppering his face with joyful kisses until Isak is laughing too, 

Later that night, Even climbs down the stepladder from bed, leaving Isak fast asleep. He opens his dresser drawer to a trove of treasured notes, crumpled and wrinkled and some barely legible in Isak’s shoddy handwriting. Even doesn’t care. He smooths out the note from under his pillow, and places it with the rest, running his finger reverently over the little words.

I love that you love me, he reads again.

And Even smiles.


For the meme.

Viktuuri Fic Rec List

(might add more as time goes by…who knows)
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The Completed Works

Unwritten (by kaizuka) Teen and Up Audiences

(34k words)

Soulmates AU where whatever you write on your own skin appears on your soulmate, but when there is a language barrier, meeting becomes just a little more difficult than it should be.

I just wanted to hit them and talk about it already BUT THEY SIMPLY DIDN’T so the suspense was real and the angst knocking on the door.

like your french girls  (by ebenroot) Teen and Up Audiences

(102k words)

in which Victor is an artist, Yuuri is his figure skating muse, and Yuri is so done hearing about their stupid love story through Instagram

It was funny and lovely and it had it’s angsty bits…I JUST LOVE ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THIS SO MUCH???!!! Yurio was just precious, Mila was super funny, Phichit was his usual glorious self, CHRISTOPHE WAS ON POINT just…READ IT

Until My Feet Bleed and My Heart Aches (by Reiya) Explicit

(197k words)

A single event changes the course of Yuuri’s life, throwing him into a bitter rivalry with Viktor Nikiforov that spans across his entire skating career. But as the years go on, rivalry and hatred begin to develop into something very different and Yuuri doesn’t seem to be able to stay away, no matter how hard he tries.
Hatred and love are two sides of the same coin and even though everything changes, some things are still meant to be.

i’m pretty sure everyone and their mother has already read this fic by now and i’m wondering why it took me this long to finally read it??? it’s so good. exactly what the summary promises. SO GOOD. Also as you may know by now i’m absolutely weak for authors including social media in their fics and this fic has so much of that i feel #blessed. WHY HAVEN’T YOU READ THIS YET?! DO IT.

The WIPs

Expomise (by thankyouforexisting) Teen and Up Audiences

(6 chapters, 71k words so far)

Yuuri is at Hogwarts. So is everyone else.

THE HOGWARTS AU WE ALL NEEDED! (i definitely need more though) 
starts in Yuuri’s 1st year. Each chapter is either a new school year or about the summer in between. Yuuri does ballet, Viktor is really famous, Leo pays Phichit’s smart phone bill, Yurio is Yurio. THERE’S MAGICAL FIGURE SKATING. 

Switched (by GhostsOnSaturn) Teen and Up Audiences

(7 chapters, 23k words so far)

Soulmates AU where your consciousness occasionally swaps places with that of your soulmate for varying amounts of time.

REALLY CUTE SO FAR. Viktor is a hopeless romantic and Yuuri just wants to impress people.

solo and pair (by calciseptine) Teen and Up Audiences

(9 chapters, 22k so far)

Yuuri keeps his mark hidden.

Another Soulmate AU…there’s soulmate identifying marks and YUURI JUST ACCEPT THAT YOURS AND VIKTOR’S MATCH DAMN IT…also describes his childhood and how he got to where we met him in episode 1.

Pacing Ourselves (by vermillion_crown) Teen and Up Audiences

(6 chapters, 41k words so far)

Introspection on intimacy from the perspective of a demisexual, flavored with friends who are social media menaces and some dirty touching later on.
(Yuuri’s trying to figure out his life after Viktor Nikiforov smashes into it like a meteor, and Phichit can’t decide whether to help or laugh.)

NICE NICE NICE. Yuuri is very confused, Phichit is hilarious, Viktor doesn’t really know what’s going on. Yuuri getting to know and coming to terms with his sexuality AND a bit of him growing up, very nice. READ IT.

Excelsior (by powerandpathos) Explicit

(13/19 chapters, 77k words so far)

Yuuri has won the Grand Prix, which was everything he thought he wanted. But for Yuuri, an end to skating could mean an end with Viktor, and when two female skaters approach them with an offer that could make them or break them, they are put to the test more than ever. Can they rise higher than they already have?

It’s VERY different from all the other fics…I guess it is cause it’s a bit darker? I just really love the plot so far. I’m SO EXCITED for the remaining chapters. Seriously, read it!!!

Constellations (Things You Left Unsaid) (by DasWarSchonKaputt) Teen and Up Audiences

(7 chapters, 28k words so far)

a role reversal au, wherein Yuuri is a figure skating legend in the making - mostly made, or so they say - who decides to take a season off at the peak of his career, and Victor is the runaway-cum-international student from Russia who joins his university and cons Yuuri into becoming his coach. Featuring Phichit Chulanont as the worst (best) friend ever, and Yuri Plisetsky as Yuuri’s self-proclaimed Arch Rival.

alright. so. this AU idea is amazing??? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE BITS OF MEDIA ??!! like the articles and stuff…also the chat logs? it makes a fic seem so much more real, always have been a sucker for that. I’m really excited to see where the author’s gonna head with this!! this fic has a lot of potential so far so we’ll just have to wait and read I guess.

Gone Like Smoke (by InkHallucination) General Audiences 

(6/30 chapters, 23k words so far)

About three things everyone knew about Yuuri Katsuki.
One, at the age of fourteen he had broke the Junior’s world record with one of the most beautiful performances to ever grace the ice.
Two, he had vanished under the eyes of thousands of people right after the end of his free  skate, never to be seen again.
Tree, today in the tenth anniversary of his disappearance, he was found in the same ice he was last seen into, bloody, shaken and with only two words to pronounce, Viktor Nikiforov.
Viktor is conscious that he may be a little bit obsessed with the infamous Katsuki case, even trough that same obsession was the reason behind the success of his now best selling book Yuri on Ice, which was said to be the best investigation to the date about it. That’s why, when he’s called to become a consultant in the reopening of the case, he’s more than eager to participate. But why does the world seem to bend at Yuuri’s whim? And how is that he seems to know him when he’s been gone for a decade?

that’s one long summary but LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FIC. I just started reading it two days ago and as soon as I read the new chapter today I thought: this has to be in my rec list. THIS FIC. IS SO FULL OF SUSPENSE. WITH ONLY 13k WORDS SO FAR??!!! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE???!! no but seriously this fic is sO suspenseful and thrilling and I just want more chapters already. this is NOT a fluffy relationship-focused fic, so if that’s what you’re looking for ignore my shouting. If you liked stranger things you’re gonna like this. Trust me on that.
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anonymous asked:

So- I read Pillow Talk and really loved it. I was wondering, do you have any Magnus heacanons that are your favorite?

that is so great to hear! glad u like it

for magnus headcanons, get ready lmao bc i have a LOT

- magnus drinks tea. more specifically chai with less milk and cinnamon (just bc i do too lol)

- harry has the tiniest hint of an accent right, so I love thinking of magnus slipping into ancient languages (which he does canonically) and never quite dropping that way of speech bc imo its cute and i love it

- religion: oh boy i’ve thought about this a lot. what I sort of despise is this assumption that Magnus celebrates christmas or just partakes in all western christian traditions bc the shadowhunters are assumed to, even though downworlders are specifically an analogy for other cultures races and religions. so by his actual age, I’d say he was probably raised buddhist/hindu or an ancient religion influenced by those two (no way my boy does not have a little laughing buddha somewhere in his loft). if it’s a modern au, I’ve really not seen much of what magnus would probably be - which is muslim. again, a mainly white fandom afraid to explore religions and cultures or hamfistedly writing about them makes for a very shallow exploration of his religion.  i assume he’d celebrate christmas with ragnor but by himself? nah, i dont see it

- now that I’m on the religion tangent, I just think about it so much. how does he come to terms with being bisexual? how does his religion (i only have knowledge of hinduism and buddhism) help or harm him in discovering that? does he ever approach religious figures (priests etc) and beg for forgiveness or change? i think magnus has definitely read the gita, mahabarata, or the sutras. I’ve read some of the gita and the sutras and Oh man is that some shit to read when you’re literally figuring yourself out from the ground up. there’s also evidence of transgender figures and same-sex relationships in these texts specifically, so he probably really clings to them

- he also had a wild-child period lasting an entire century bc like why not? flirting with married women, sleeping with people wildly older than him - just generally being reckless with substances like drugs and alcohol. he doesn’t grow out of it until much later

- also, makeup. eyeliner (or kajol) is another cultural thing for south/southeast asians. typically we’d put it on young children to ward away evil spirits. does that have any connection with how he wears his eyeliner now - which is very smudged and reminds me of how a south asian person would apply it
again, his relationship with makeup and clothes. where did his love of finery come from? the rings he wears remind of the way literally every uncle I’ve met wears rings - thick and chunky, often with birthstones. 

- i picture him as a loner type, sort of a writer (not a poet) - someone who just soaks in the details and keeps it in his mind for later

- and for magnus as a person, I’ve discussed this with @menckenschrestomethy before but like, for a very white writers room, magnus is very asian in the way he speaks. for example, he’s got this very interesting way of saying things without divulging any important information - basically how i’d share personal details myself (I won’t) 

- for example, he often just trails off and never says things ‘explicitly’ like in 2.07 when he was discussing how he felt about having sex too soon, he never says the word ‘sex’ after “I’m afraid if we…” hell, I even expected him to say ‘being intimate’ which is literally the tamest way to discuss it and he didn’t! 

- which brings me to my biggest headcanon which has so far been proven true: magnus is the most private person in the world. he just does…not….tell people anything. which I can definitely relate to, asking me to share my feelings or details is like pulling teeth. I also think he does not trust the shadowhunters (not even alec) with some of the things he’s going through, since most of s1 and s2a has been focused on alec’s side of things, i can only imagine that magnus’ main issue would be being unable to express that he needs help

and thats all bc ive hit world limit lmao but please feel free to ask/discuss any more hc you’d like! and thanks for reading pillow talk !!

anonymous asked:

Late to the discussion, I know, but about Papyrus being treated like a child by Sans and everyone - do you think he might push them to? I mean, if he can't bring in money or anything then Sans has a Purpose, and if someone's depressed/questioning their worth... being loved is important, but so is being needed. Helpless!Papyrus means Sans can't/won't suicide, so Pap makes a point of just standing around looking cute... (You were involved in that discussion, right?)

Hhhhh damn. D:

This is so depressing, but then again….maybe? It does sound likely?

Sans purpose in the entire game, besides trolling you and judging you, is just telling you how cool Papyrus is and trying to protect Papyrus. Papyrus, in front of Sans, pretty much keeps us this “small child being annoyed at older sibling act”, when he’s usually a very friendly and cheerful person, who is completely capable of doing things on his own. He’s the one who cleans the house and takes care of Sans after all. It’s also been established that Papyrus is likely very powerful and has amazing control over his own magic (able to stop his attacks when you hit 1 HP, and Undyne mentioned he’s “pretty tough”), he’s likely able to fend for himself, but yet, he doesn’t.

I guess he knows how important he is to Sans, and he wants to let Sans feels useful. He lets Sans baby him and protect him, and he lets Sans tell him that his friends are “on vacation” if you get the King Papyrus ending, even though it’s likely he knows that you’ve killed Undyne and Alphys and everyone. He acts childish and helpless so Sans can feel like he has something to live for.

Maybe the reason why Papyrus doesn’t act like he’s aware of the resets (it’s still not confirmed whether he’s aware or not, but he does recognize you if you replay the game, and he is friends with Flowey) is so that he wouldn’t worry Sans. There’s quite a few fanfictions exploring this theory, and I like to believe it’s true.

It’s definitely not good for both of them, what with Sans hiding his depression and all kinds of secrets from Papyrus, and Papyrus forcing himself to keep up the act of being childish and naive, despite seemingly being aware of a lot of things. It can only last for so long, before one of them breaks. I’m hoping that new updates to the game will address this, and maybe allow them to finally open up to one another. For now, all we have is fanfics, fanart and fancomics.

This makes me wonder though. This is very unlikely, but maybe the reason he hasn’t exactly joined the Royal Guards is to ensure that Sans works? And not waste away in his room due to depression? It’s confirmed that he was the one that forced Sans to get a job. Maybe he knows Sans has depression and wants him to get a job to get his mind off his depression. 

I can’t actually confirm this because Undyne mentions that she doesn’t allow Papyrus to join the Royal Guard because he’s “too nice” and she wants to protect him. But now I wonder if it was intentional of Papyrus’ part so that Sans would actually get out of the house to work and make a living.

(I think so? ^^; I can’t remember. But I love any discussions about Papyrus and I collect any Papyrus discussion on my blog, under the tag #papyrus conspiracy )

anonymous asked:

Hi, I absolutely loved your Kakashi/ children headcannon? If you have the time, can you do one on Deidara?

I always have time for babies!  Alrighty, I’m going to go with the idea that Deidara would end up having a girl, so here we go.

Originally posted by akatsuki-trashcan

  • She was 100%, absolutely, positively, not a single doubt in my mind, a mistake; and she was a mistake that absolutely terrified him. Until he found out that he was going to be a father, Deidara did not know fear, but that day when his daughter’s mom said that she was pregnant, Deidara was a mixture of being completely stunned, unable to process anything, and wanting to screech out every expletive that he could think of. 
  • Deidara did not want a child; having a kid was not a part of his plans, but now he’s being told that he’s going to have a baby in nine months, and his first instinct is to just run away and never look back. Immediately, he doesn’t respond well to it; probably storms out and tries to get away from everyone and process it all, but it is something that he eventually comes to grips with it. Of course he’s still terrified of the idea that he’ll have to take care of a child, but the idea of just leaving them to fend for themselves is something far worse. He may be an S-ranked terrorist bomber, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a heart.
    • I want to say that Deidara and the mother of his child would have pretty limited contact after his daughter was born; part of me just doesn’t think that they would last together as an actual couple. That being said, I want to say that the custody would be split between to two, because you know, Deidara is a terrorist bomber, and that’s not exactly child friendly…
  • Honestly, when his daughter was in the early baby stages of life, he wasn’t that extraordinary; he kinda half-assed it and hoped that she would be fine. He did the basics, but that was about it; absolutely hated diapers. As she got older and gained personality and mobility, Deidara began to genuinely like having her around and taking care of her instead of just doing because he had to. When she’s about 6 months old is when he really starts to bond with her.
  • She’s such a sensory advanced child! As expected with a father like Deidara, she grew up around clay and various mediums, so she became very sensory engaged at a young age. She always goes in to play with different textures and is very cognitive of various sounds and colors; she’s not afraid of getting messy; she wants to explore the world around her, and this is probably one of Deidara’s favorite aspects of her personality. Whenever he’s just working, Deidara will make sure to give his little on a bit of clay too, because it keeps her occupied for hours at a time~ though sometimes this was a problem when she was very much still in the oral stage of her life.  
  • Deidara also made her into a fearless little thing too. She wasn’t even six months old before she was flying up on one of his birds, and as she got older, this became one of her absolute favorite things. You know the stereotypical thing dads do when they throw their kids up in the air? Ya? Imagine that, but on one of those birds. Deidara will toss her up in the air, and then nose dive with the bird, so she’s free falling for awhile, and she just loves it. He’ll end up making her into an adrenaline junkie by the age of three, but oh well.
    • On a side note though, this is a great trust exercise, so you can imagine the massive amount of trust that Deidara’s daughter has in him, which if Deidara wanted anyone to have faith in him, he’d want it to be his child. He may not have been the best at getting her bottles on time or dressing her proper, but he can catch her as she free falls in the sky, and show her how to enjoy life and everything exciting about it, and that’s what his little one truly cares about.
  • Yet he does not deal with fits AT ALL. If his girl starts having a fit over something, he will just kinda glare at her for a moment before shaking his head and saying something like, “No, what are you doing? Stop.” And if their fit turns into a tantrum, he will literally just start walking away from them, completely ready to leave them by themselves until they stop acting like such a brat; Deidara’s just not putting up with that.
    • It’s like Jesus Christ Baby Deidara, get your shit together; your dad doesn’t have the time or will to deal with you throwing yourself into a puddle bc he wouldn’t let you pick up a dead bird. Stop, child.
  • But she’s so stubborn; it’s terrible, makes Deidara wanna throw her off a cliff half the time. Her stubbornness has almost always been with her too, and Deidara knows that she got it from him, but some days he just doesn’t want to deal with it, because a child shouldn’t be this defiant. She will literally bother him until he gives in, which ends up becoming a day long event, because he doesn’t want to give into a 2 year old, but at the same time she won’t eat, sleep, play, nothing until she gets her way. It pisses Deidara off so much.  
  • He gets so protective over her whenever another one of the Akatsuki members get near her; it’s kinda funny, because he thought that he wouldn’t care, but when the reality that all of these S-ranks are just casually around his little girl, his territorial side kicks in.
    • ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to allow Itachi to touch her, “Don’t contaminate my baby with your tainted Uchiha hands, hm.”
    • Baby Deidara kinda likes Itachi though; his room is always good for naps and his heartbeat is slow and calming, so if she’s feeling sleepy and Deidara’s gone, she’ll go find Itachi. But she’s a smart little one and knows enough about her dad’s relationship with the Uchiha to act like she doesn’t like Itachi wherever Deidara is near. It’s funny, because one time she fell asleep on Itachi while Deidara was out on a mission, and then Deidara came back and she woke to Deidara questioning Itachi why his three year old is all cuddled up to him, and she straight out freaked out and bit Itachi, because her dad can’t know that she likes to nap by Itachi when he’s gone. And Itachi’s just like ?!? because this is the same child that searched him out and cuddled up to him and fell asleep- he was just being kind and let her rest- but now she just bit him hard enough to make him bleed and started sobbing to her dad like he did something to her. Deidara was so proud of her, but Itachi is just glaring at her because she’s a little shit just like her daddy; she’s cute, but she’s such a little shit.

anonymous asked:

Not hating, but I am honestly curious why you see potential in rivamika as a ship that would work, because in the anime/manga, most of the time I feel like everything Mikasa does is for Eren (especially in the anime, most of her lines are seriously just some variation of 'Eren'), just as how everything Levi does is for Erwin. And their interactions actually mostly revolve around saving Eren. I can't see them stop thinking of Eren/Erwn long enough to even notice each other tbh.

There’s actually a lot of reasons why, actually. Please note that I’m going to discuss why I think rivamika has potential, but I’m not trying to prove they have any romantic potential because I don’t personally think they do due to the theme and circumstances of the canon story (AUs/UAs are another story). However, there’s quite a lot of evidence that supports the ship. Maybe it won’t be enough to convince you, but it was enough for me and many other rivamika shippers.

Honestly, this fandom (and many others) have paired characters together with much, much less potential so I don’t know why so many people think rivamika doesn’t meet “shipping requirements.” I mean, part of the fun of shipping is being creative and match-making characters you personally think would make a cute couple. Hell, I even ship characters that barely/never interacted before because I think their personalities match up well and I like to imagine the possibilities. This is why I’ll never understand why fans these days have to explain themselves and provide proof, but meh. I got nothing better to do lol. 

I also want to note that I was fascinated by Mikasa and Levi’s relationship/parallels before I started to ship them–that was more of an aftereffect and a way to express my love for them. In other words, I’m capable of being unbiased while discussing their relationship :)

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Garrett and Marian Banters - Mark of the Assassin
  • Fenris: Manservant...
  • Isabela: Aw, Fenris got his feelings hurt
  • Tallis: It's just a cover
  • Fenris: I'd like to cover him with six feet
  • Marian: Seems a bit excessive. Where are you planning on getting all these extra feet? I'm not donating mine to the cause. Or are you hiding more on you, aside from the two attached to your legs?
  • Fenris: It seems that the last six years have not dulled your absurdity, Marian
  • ---
  • Marian: Remind me why we're /looking/ for the big scaly things that can kill us?
  • Garrett: You wanted to impress a cute elf
  • Tallis: You think I'm cute?
  • Fenris: *smugly* Unless you have suddenly taken to referring to yourself as 'he' and 'him', then I am afraid you are out of luck on that front
  • Garrett: They were /her/ words, not mine
  • Marian: What, she /is/ cute!
  • ---
  • Tallis: I told her not to touch it! What part of that didn't she understand?!
  • Garrett: You clearly don't know my sister. With her 'don't touch anything' means 'touch everything'
  • Tallis: But that makes no sense!
  • Garrett: You didn't grow up with her
  • ---
  • Tallis: So are you married?
  • Marian: Are you talking to me? Really?
  • Tallis: Well, it's just- You're the Champion of Kirkwall, or one of them anyway. Big. Important. I don't know... just wondering if there was a wife behind the throne?
  • Marian: *laughs uncontrollably* As if I'd be able to stand through the ceremony long enough!
  • Tallis: So the stories are true
  • Marian: Come on, I thought everyone and their grandma knew I have the attention span of a nug!
  • Tallis: I meant that you snort when you giggle
  • Isabela: Ooh, you got caught out Birdie!
  • Marian: Blast, my darkest secret revealed!
  • Garrett: That's nothing. When we were children, she used to- Hmph!
  • Marian: And that's enough out of you, little brother
  • ---
  • Tallis: So... you and Marian are together?
  • Isabela: Yep
  • Tallis: But you have no interest in marrying her?
  • Isabela: Why would I? I don't need a piece of paper to prove anything, and I hate being tied down
  • Tallis: And her flirting with me doesn't bother you? At all?
  • Isabela: So long as you ask nicely and promise not to steal her away, I'll share. There's a lot of Birdie to go around
  • Marian: Love ya Queenie
  • Isabela: *laughs* I love you too Birdie
  • ---
  • Marian and Garrett: What?
  • Tallis: You really are twins, aren't you?
  • Garrett: Is that why you were staring?
  • Marian: But we're identical in every way!
  • Isabela: Might want to look down Birdie, I think you've lost your beard
  • Marian: Blast, not again
  • Garrett: You can borrow mine if you like
  • Marian: What, and get Fenris cooties all over my face? No thanks
  • ---
  • Isabela: I heard something interesting the other night. About Castillion
  • Marian: You have pretty eyes
  • Isabela: Don't even try that on me Birdie. What did you and Fenris do?
  • Fenris: We did nothing. It was a complete accident
  • Marian: He ran into my knife
  • Isabela: Birdie, you didn't!
  • Fenris: *smugly* He ran into her knife ten times
  • ---
  • Marian: You've done something with your hair. It looks... different
  • Isabela: What? My hair always looks like this
  • Marian: No, it's usually sleeker... Straighter... Is that how it naturally looks?
  • Isabela: Ugh, Andraste's granny pants...
  • Marian: It looks gorgeous. You should leave it like that more often
  • Isabela: ...You think so?
  • Marian: Absolutely Queenie. I mean it
  • Isabela: Oh stop you, before I feel grateful enough to drag you into the bushes for some private time
  • ---
  • Tallis: So are /you/ married?
  • Garrett: Are you trying to see if I snort when I laugh too?
  • Tallis: *laughs* Damn he saw right through me. But... in all seriousness you /are/ one of the most important people in Kirkwall. Just curious
  • Garrett: Well, I'm not. Though I might have someone in mind
  • Tallis: So why are you not-?
  • Garrett: The situation in Kirkwall is precarious. There'll be time enough for that later, just... not now
  • ---
  • Tallis: So, you and Garrett?
  • Fenris: Must you poke your nose where it does not belong?
  • Tallis: I'm just curious
  • Fenris: Take your curiosity elsewhere. Our affairs are not yours
  • ---
  • Garrett: How do you stand it?
  • Marian: By putting it on its legs
  • Garrett: *groans* Not the table, I meant these parties. I just- ugh, how could you possibly enjoy it?
  • Marian: How could I enjoy fine clothes, free food and all the gossip in Thedas? How could you not?
  • Garrett: The free food is nice, I suppose
  • ---
  • Marian: Don't turn around
  • Garrett: Fifi De Launcet?
  • Marian: Dulci actually. She looks like she's itching to come here and complain about something. Maybe because you didn't shave?
  • Garrett: Ugh
  • ---
  • Marian: Ah wine, excellent. I need to be even more plastered than I thought before this is over
  • Garrett: Is there a reason you're taking /my/ wine glass?
  • Marian: Mine had an unfortunate encounter with Lady Thrennhold's dress. Took a mind of its own when she implied that someone needed to fix your 'unkempt appearance'
  • Garrett: What's unkempt about it?
  • Marian: Your hair mostly. Particularly the hair on your face
  • Garrett: We can't all compete with Duke Prosper over who has the most impressive facial hair
  • ---
  • Garrett: Avoid that Comte if you can; the old one sitting on that bench over there. He was saying some... rather unpleasant things earlier
  • Marian: Like what?
  • Garrett: Nothing too awful, but...
  • Marian: Gary...
  • Garrett: He was complaining about your... sense of humour
  • Marian: What's wrong with it?
  • Garrett: You really need to ask? Don't worry. I took care of it
  • Marian: What did you-?
  • Garrett: You'll see when he tries standing up
  • ---
  • Marian: I can't believe you
  • Garrett: Hm?
  • Marian: All these years, and I thought you had no sense of humour
  • Garrett: Ah, the Comte is having a little trouble with his breeches is he?
  • Marian: *laughs* The guards had to hold candles under the bench for a good ten minutes until the ice thawed. And the whole time he complained about the state of his privates. Seriously Gary, that was downright diabolical
  • Garrett: Anything for my big sister
  • ---
  • Marian: *sniggers* Knickers
  • Garrett: Making friends?
  • Marian: I already know most of the people here, but I only just wormed the knickers story out of Fifi de Launcet. Meanwhile, you seem to be acquainting yourself with the buffet
  • Garrett: It's one of the most interesting guests here that doesn't question our choices in lovers. But I did see someone interesting. Do you remember Sister Leliana?
  • Marian: From the Lothering Chantry, the one Carver fancied? Why are you...? /No/
  • Garrett: Just over there, in the pink dress. I almost didn't recognise her, but I'm sure it's the same Leliana
  • Marian: I didn't realise Chantry sisters attended high society parties
  • Garrett: What's more is that Tallis seemed to know her
  • Marian: I get the feeling that this is something we should keep our noses out of for once
  • Garrett: Agreed
  • ---
  • Marian: Leopold is going to be a wyvern with a very unhappy tummy
  • Garrett: Once you're done messing with the wyvern's lunch, can we move on before the cook realises you lied to her?
  • ---
  • Tallis: You know what you're doing. Who trained you?
  • Marian: My mother, believe it or not. Apparently you learn a few things about stealth when you sneak out to meet your apostate lover on a regular basis
  • Garrett: Wait, /mother/ taught you how to do this? Since when?
  • Marian: You had your training, I had mine
  • ---
  • Marian: *sigh* Why is it always the cute ones?
  • Isabela: Didn't you know? It's in the job description for being the backstabbing rogue
  • Marian: Well that explains a few things
  • ---
  • Garrett: More of these things?
  • Marian: You be careful brother dearest, else I'll think you're missing the Orlesians
  • Garrett: I think I'll take the nasty little gremlins thanks
  • Fenris: Is there a difference?
  • Isabela: *giggles* Ghast-hole
  • ---
  • Garrett: I get the feeling you wanting to help Tallis has less to do with protecting innocents and more to do with getting in her pants
  • Marian: *indignant gasp* How could you say such a thing? Do you really think I would be so selfish as to-?
  • Garrett: Yes
  • Isabela: Yes
  • Fenris: Yes
  • Marian: ...well okay maybe a little
  • Garrett: And you're okay with this Isabela?
  • Isabela: What? It's not like she didn't ask me first. Birdie might be a horny little shit, but she always makes sure I'm okay with it before she goes chasing after anyone
  • Marian: We do this thing called 'communicating.' You know, the thing you and Fenris recently learned how to do
  • Isabela: Only took you three years of blue balls to manage it
  • Garrett: Bela!
  • ---
  • Fenris: When you were speaking with Tallis about marriage... You said you had someone in mind
  • Garrett: I did
  • Fenris: And might I ask...?
  • Garrett: *sigh* Of course I meant you Fenris, why would I ever even entertain the idea of anyone else?
  • Fenris: ...Do you mean that? You would wish for us to marry?
  • Garrett: Yes, but only if that's what you want
  • Fenris: I ah... I merely thought that-
  • Garrett: Fenris, if I wasn't completely serious about us, about being with you, do you think I would have waited for three years?
  • Fenris: You make an excellent point. Perhaps we shall discuss it further later... Away from present company
  • Marian: Oh please don't stop on our account
  • Isabela: Keep going, I need to write this down. Varric will be green with envy that he missed /this/
  • Tallis: As romantic as this is, and as nice as the warm fuzzy feelings are, we do have to stop Salit. Like, right now
Basically Civil War
  • Wanda: (sitting in cafe) Uh, should I say something that explains my powers to the people who didn't see Age of Ultron?
  • Nat: Yeah, may as well. Speaking of which, do I have a forced romantic subplot in this movie?
  • Sam: Nope, I can't see one.
  • Nat: Oh, thank god.
  • ------------------------------
  • Steve: Wanda, just like we practiced.
  • Wanda: What about the gas?
  • Steve: Get it out. (jumps in)
  • Wanda: Uh, Steve, shouldn't I have gotten the gas out before you jumped in there?
  • Steve: Don't worry, this is just a super soldier power that was never set up before now.
  • ----------------------------
  • Steve: You're going to jail, Skeletor. Sam said that would be a good joke, I don't personally get it.
  • Crossbones: OK, good joke, but hear me out: Bucky.
  • Steve: Shit, you've got me.
  • Crossbones: And now you're going to die.
  • Wanda: Don't worry I've got this.
  • Wanda: (throws the bomb at a building, killing several people, setting the whole plot of the film in motion)
  • Wanda: I don't got this.
  • -----------------------------
  • Tony: Ah, today seems to be going well. What could possibly go wrong?
  • Vague parent: Hello, your discount Skynet murdered my son.
  • Tony: Fuck, I thought the guilt tripping thing was over.
  • -----------------------------
  • Steve: Wanda, it's not your fault.
  • Wanda: Steve, it is absolutely my fault.
  • Steve: I know, I'm just trying to make you feel better.
  • Vision: (phases into room) I'm here to steal the movie. And also Wanda's heart.
  • Wanda: Vision, I love you, but please stop doing this.
  • Steve: Wait, has he done this before?
  • Vision: The last time this happened, I walked in on Wanda-
  • ------------------------------
  • General Ross: Hello, Avengers. I'm here to fuck everything up.
  • Wanda: Who the fuck are you?
  • General Ross: I was in the Hulk movie where Bruce looked like the guy from Fight Club.
  • Nat: Yeah, that was weird.
  • -----------------------------
  • Tony: I'm here to support the American government gain further control over superhero activity as I believe it is necessary.
  • Steve: That's odd, I'm here to fight against government control as I no longer trust them.
  • Tony: Yeah, it feels like our points of view should be reversed.
  • Steve: That says a lot about how we've progressed as characters. (receives text) Shit.
  • Tony: Language. What is it?
  • Steve: A side development to break the audience's hearts. We've got a lot of those.
  • ----------------------------
  • Steve: OK, Steve, keep it together. Hopefully Sharon Carter won't be in this, and you won't have to go through a creepy romantic sub plot.
  • Sharon: Hi, I'm here to quote the comic and kiss super soldiers.
  • Steve: Goddammit.
  • ----------------------------
  • Nat: Well, I'm here, something big is going to go down.
  • T'Challa: Hi, I'm the first black superhero on screen.
  • Nat: Wait, what about Falcon? Or War Machine?
  • T'Challa: They're sidekicks, they don't count in the same way.
  • Nat: OK, nice to meet you. Are any of your parents in this movie?
  • T'Challa: Yes, why?
  • Nat: Uh, let's just say you're story arc will involve revenge.
  • ----------------------------
  • Wanda: Why are you cooking?
  • Vision: I believe this is meant to set us up as a romantic couple.
  • Wanda: Well, it's working. Maybe Marvel have learned their lesson from Age of Ultron.
  • Vision: I believe Sharon and Steve also have a romantic sub-plot.
  • Wanda: Spoke too soon.
  • --------------------------
  • Nat: Steve, whatever you do, don't go after Bucky.
  • Steve: Sure thing Nat. (hangs up) Sam, we're going after Bucky.
  • Sam: The dude tried to kill us multiple times.
  • Steve: Yeah, but he's cute AF.
  • Sam: Fine.
  • -------------------------
  • Steve: OK, I'm in Bucky's flat, but he's not here.
  • Bucky: Who's not here?
  • Steve: OH MY GOD! Bucky!
  • Bucky: Still don't remember you.
  • Steve: Damn it.
  • --------------------------
  • T'Challa: Hello, my name is T'Challa. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  • --------------------------
  • Tony: For god's sake, Steve, why did you save him?
  • Steve: He's my best friend.
  • Tony: He murdered a thousand people.
  • Steve: He was brainwashed.
  • Tony: Cool motive, still murder.
  • ---------------------------
  • Martin: Hello, I'm Martin Freeman. I heard Benedict was in the MCU, and I couldn't let him do that without me.
  • Zemo: And I'm Zemo, I'm here to screw everything up.
  • Steve: Yeah, no one really cares about you guys. Also, if you hurt my boyfriend, I hurt you.
  • Martin/Zemo: What?
  • Steve: What?
  • ---------------------------
  • Zemo: Vague brain washy words.
  • Steve: Bucky no.
  • Tony: Bucky no.
  • Nat: Bucky no.
  • Martin: Bucky no.
  • Everyone: BUCKY NO!
  • Bucky: Bucky no!
  • Zemo: Bucky yes.
  • Bucky: Bucky yes.
  • ---------------------------
  • Bucky: Escape, beat up superheroes, get away in helicopter. This is a good plan.
  • Bucky: Damn it, why does this blonde guy keep ruining everything? And why is he so hot?
  • -----------------------------
  • Tony: We need to bring Cap and Bucky in.
  • Nat: Who are we going to get to do that?
  • Tony: I know a kid. Even though there is literally no reason why I could even possibly know who he is.
  • Nat: Not the Spider-kid.
  • Tony: Why not?
  • Nat: I thought I was the arachnid themed hero.
  • -----------------------------
  • Tony: Hey, kid, your aunt is hot.
  • Peter: Please stop talking.
  • Tony: Also, I know you're Spider-Man.
  • Peter: How the hell do you know that?
  • Tony: I read the script. Would you like to go to Germany?
  • Peter: I can't, I'm finally a kid, I have homework and stuff that the other spidermen never worried about.
  • Tony: OK, but what if I told you you get to meet superheroes?
  • Peter: Would I get to meet Captain America?
  • Tony: ... yeah.
  • -----------------------------
  • Wanda: Vision, I want to help Captain America.
  • Vision: Wanda no.
  • Hawkeye: Wanda yes.
  • Wanda: Didn't you retire in Age of Ultron?
  • Hawkeye: We're kind of glossing over some things that happened in that film.
  • ----------------------------
  • Steve: Did you find Ant-Man?
  • Hawkeye: Yeah, why are we bringing him anyway?
  • Steve: We heard that Team Iron Man have got a comic relief sidekick with a insect theme, and we need to match them.
  • ----------------------------
  • Tony: So, it has come to this. Heroes vs. heroes. Friend against friend. Brother against brother.
  • Steve: Yeah, yeah, shall we fight?
  • T'Challa: Shall we indeed?
  • Steve: Hang on, Tony, why is he on your team?
  • T'Challa: Oh, don't worry about me, captain. I'm only here to steal the spotlight.
  • Spider-Man: Did somebody mention stealing the spotlight?
  • T'Challa: God damn it.
  • ----------------------------
  • Steve: Guys, the trailer's have given away most of the badass moments from this fight scene. We need something that's extremely memorable and awesome. Preferably something right from the comics.
  • Ant-Man: Hey, I've got an idea. (becomes giant.)
  • Spider-Man: HOLY SHIT!
  • Steve: That should do it.
  • -----------------------------
  • Steve: OK, just before the finale, we need something for the Stucky fans to go nuts over.
  • Bucky: How about you lovingly pat me on the shoulder and we reminisce about old times?
  • Steve: I love you.
  • ----------------------------
  • Tony: Hey guys, I'm here to redeem myself and help catch the bad guy.
  • Zemo: Hello, I'm the bad guy. I'm the one who orchestrated the bombing.
  • Steve: Right on cue.
  • Bucky: Guys, this is too easy.
  • Zemo: Hey, Stark, Bucky killed your parents.
  • Tony: OK, that's it. Bucky dies.
  • Zemo: Everything is going to plan.
  • T'Challa: Hello, my name is T'Challa. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  • Zemo: OK, fine, kill me.
  • T'Challa: Actually, since this is a superhero film, let's arrest you.
  • Zemo: For fuck's sake.
  • Steve: LANGUAGE.
Solangelo: It's Getting Hot in Here

After dropping Percy off at the infirmary Will took Nico back to the Hades cabin where they actually cleaned up better.

As Nico tossed his sheets in a corner along with all his dirty laundry he looked up at Will who was busy putting the new sheets on the bed.

“So you said you had something to tell me?”

Will looked up abruptly and blushed as he smoothed out the wrinkles in the sheet.

“Um yeah. Well I just…..,” Will took a deep breath in before striding up to the dark haired Italian, cupping his face, and placing a chaste but sweet kiss to his lips. “ Okay. Here it goes. Nico, I like you….like, like like you. And I hope I’m not reading too much into what we just did but it would seem as though you like me too, which is super cool, and I guess I was just wondering if you would be my boyfriend?”

Will looked expectantly down at the frozen son of Hades who was doing literally nothing but blink before he burst out laughing. Will dejectedly let go of his face and took a step back, ready to leave, but Nico grabbed his wrist as he continued to laugh. Though he was slowly stopping.

“Gods you’re such an idiot. I like like you too Will. And of course I’ll be your….yeah I’ll date you.” Nico said with a sweet smile. That smile made Will’s stomach do an odd flip and his heart flutter.

It was an odd sensation but one he commonly associated with Nico, because only Nico made him feel like that. He called it his Nico Senses. Because sometimes, without even looking, he could tell the younger demigod was around because of those odd feeling showing up.

“Great.” Was all he could think to say before he leaned down for another kiss. Their lips moved together in a way that seemed to say they had done this before, even though they hadn’t. It was perfect. It was wonderful. It was magical.

It was full of love.

Nico was the first to break the kiss as he pulled away and smiled at Will. “Hazel and Reyna are gonna freak.”


“In a good way. Because a while back…I think it was a month ago or so. They both Iris messaged to ask me how we were doing. I said we were both doing good. They said they were happy we were finally together. I told them were weren’t. It was confusing.” Nico explained as the blond gently dragged him to the newly made bed and laid down with Nico wrapped in his arms.

“They thought we were dating?”

“They did. But they’re not the only ones. Last week Annabeth asked if we had gotten into a fight. Remember? Because we weren’t talking to each other. Which was stupid because we weren’t we just got into an intense game of the silent game.”

“Yeah that was fun! I can’t believe you won. I was so sure I could beat you.”

“Shhh, anyways she said that we shouldn’t let a little fight get in between us because apparently we’re a cute couple. ”

“Wow. But I get what you mean,” the son of Apollo murmered as he absently played with Nico’s hair, “My siblings were convinced we had been dating two months ago. And thought I was lying when I said we weren’t.”

“Everyone’s an idiot.”

“But not me right?”

“Especially you dork.”

“I am wounded.”

The two laughed softly as they just laid there, enjoying each other’s company.

Nico quickly decided he liked cuddling.

But his bliss was cut short when Will abruptly sat up, causing Nico to slump into his lap.

“What the hell, Solace!?” He yelped.

“Sorry. But I just got an amazing idea!” Will said excitedly as he smiled down at his boyfriend. He liked that. Boyfriend.

“What is your amazing idea?” Nico’s voiced practically dripping with sarcasm.

The son of Apollo ignored the sarcasm like second nature and just beamed, “Okay so. It’s very clear that our friends and family are idiots.”

“That’s an understatement.”

“What if we don’t tell them we’re dating? What if we try to see how long it’ll take for them to find out?”

“That sounds….interesting. Alright I’m in, but if Hazel and Reyna try to kill me for not telling them, I’m blaming you.”

“I can live with that. Besides I think we both need to worry about Jason more than them.”

“Very true. I wouldn’t be surprised if Jason found out by the end of the week.”

“Seriously? You think Jason would find out first? I honestly think it would be Piper or Kalya.”

“Why Kalya?”

“Kayla’s a very nosy person.”

“Hm. I still stand by Jason.”

“Alright Death boy. I bet you that either Piper or Kayla will find out by the end of the week.”

“You’re on. It’ll either be Jason or Reyna. And if I win you have to take over my stable cleaning duty for a month.”

“Deal and if I win you have to help out in the infirmary for a month!”

Will declared proudly. Nico scoffed and rolled his eyes.

“I already do that genius.”

“Oh yeah…” Will mumbled as he went deep into thought before what Nico could only describe as a smirk that could rival his father’s spread across the taller demigod’s face. Nico gulped….it was kinda hot.

“ Fine. You still have to help out in the infirmary for a month BUT! You have to do so while wearing a nurse outfit!” Will said smugly.

Nico blushed but glared and held out his hand for him to shake. “You’re on.”

They shook hands for a while before Nico felt something poking his bottom. He looked down then up at Will who was blushing and closing his eyes.

“Are you?”


“But wh-”

“I thought of you in a nurse dress and well….yeah that happened.”

Nico smirked as he straddled Will’s hips and playfully ran his hands through the blond locks and hummed. “Oh so you wanna play doctor?” Nico purred into Will’s ear before he gently bit the lobe. He pulled back to see an impossibly red son of Apollo who looked like a fish out of water at the amount of times his mouth opened and closed.

“Tell me Doctor, can you cure me?” He cooed seductively as he looked at the gorgeous head medic through half lidded eyes.

Nope. Will could not handle this. Not right now anyways. Nico was too cute. Too sexy.

So Will did what he does best.

He fainted.

That’s funny, cause when I see Victor two words also come to mind: Clothes. Off.

Wait a minute, I recognize that ass!

But not those titties though. 

Also, why is Chris wearing sunglasses at night? Is he supposed to be in disguise? Is he hiding Wesker-esque eyes or something?

Ya know what? I’m gonna ship it. Cause that’s some blatant damn flirting right there.

Oh Chris,  I’ve missed you, and your sexy ass. 

No one man should have all that power smug

Would that be considered an “ugly word”? Also, I am so disappointed that Yakov’s ex didn’t come and grab Yurio by the cheek.

I want to see JJ’s angels vs Yurio’s angels, West Side Story style

I am not surprised that his girlfriend looks like a genderbent version of him.

I don’t care if it works or not, my headcanon is that these two get back together and adopt Yurio and become his real parents. 

Hahaha! He doesn’t even remember who he is! 

Poor Crispy he looks so sad, like he’s lost all hope. Menawhile, Yurio is rocking that 5 head.

This is the face of man who is in love.

He looks so peaceful, like a little angel.

Okay, hol’ up. 

Who is taking the picture?

Where did the other pair of sunglasses come from?

Why are they wearing sunglasses on at night?

So many unanswered questions!

Be careful what you wish for Yuuri. 

Also, I ship this. I ship the three of them. If they haven’t had sex together already they will someday. It’s my headcanon.

“Come with me if you want to live, Yurio”

We a shoujo now? Cause it looks like we a shoujo now.

A better love story than Twilight

(wtf I love this ship now)

Perfecto date-o!

Don’t listen to him Yuuri, there is nothing wrong with your cute little suit and tie.

Please let the last episode be about the entire cast throwing Victor a birthday party. Please. Please. Please. Please x100000 Kubo!

Nothing says “thank you” like becoming committed to each other for life.

This is the face of the happiest man in the world. 

From bike ride to date. We really are in a shoujo.


Sooo it’s like when the main character wakes up on an island with amnesia only to find out that he was the one responsible for everything in the end. Except in this case the amnesia dude dry humped another dude, made him fall in love with him, asked him to be his coach, and then promptly forgot the whole thing.

Kind makes the whole “Viktor is evil because he forgot to make Yurio’s choreography” pale in comparison, huh?

Of course Chris would be the first to notice.

Everyone is so happy…but what the hell happened to your eyes Mr. Mustache Man? Did the burning intensity of true love burn your eyes out?

Chris’s face is freaking adorable in this scene. Ad-or-able. Oh and Yurio’s upset/shocked, what a surprise.

It’s like the saying “You gets no love unless you wear a glove”, except in this case the glove is a gold medal.

*Record Scratch*

“See that guy with the embarrassed look on his face? That’s me. Somehow I just ended up engaged to my coach and now everyone knows. How did that happen? Well, I guess you’ll just have to stick around and find out.”

Has he been following them around this whole time? Cause I bet you he’s been following them around this whole time. #thatsJJstyle

Aaand nobody gives a shit. Better luck next time JJ! 

Another peaceful day, just relaxing, ‘miring that sweet engagement ring.

Oh…look, it’s Yurio, and he’s being a shit. What. A. Surprise.

‘I could toss his little ass into the ocean and no one would ever suspect a thing.’

Oh my god, we fucking get it, you’re jealous that Viktor has joined Yuuri’s reindeer games. Get over it. Go play with Otabek’s bike or something and leave the adults alone. 

To anyone who still has doubts, just look at that face. Look at the faces he’s been making this whole episode.

The only way this could be not canon gay is if one of them literally pulls a girlfriend out of their asses.

Poor Salad, no love for you.

I ship Emil with CrispySalad.

So since Yuuri completely forgot this that makes him worse than Satan right?

Why is there a pole there?

Why is no one stopping this?

How the hell is Yuuri able to do such advanced stripping techniques? Is stripping classes part of skate training? Is that how Yuuri earned money when he was in Detroit? 

No, seriously, how? How is he able to do this? Dear god just how strong is Yuuri?

Does this always happen at these banquet things? Did Chris and Yuuri sleep together after this? Why did no one tell Yuuri about this until now? Was it like Fight Club? What happens at the banquet stays in the banquet?

Strippers on Poles anime when????

In case you didn’t notice, Yuuri was the shitty playboy in the story all along.