DM: The griffins successfully destroy the spelled rings keeping the ship afloat…. and the ship starts to sink!
BeeDee: Is this because we didn’t let you sink the ship last month
DM: SO THE SHIP STARTS TO SINK…. what do you guys do?
BeeDee: I grab our smallest party member and fly them to safety
Aaron: I grab either Mayezo or Krissy and brace ourselves
DM: Who do you grab?
BeeDee: please grab Krissy
Me: DON’T SAY THAT. YOU COULD HAVE GRABBED ONE PERSON AND YOU GRABBED OUR SMALLEST PERSON INSTEAD OF ME SO NOW WE DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES.
Me: Aaron, grab Mayezo.
DM: What are you gonna do?
Me: I’M GONNA LEAP OFF THE SHIP AND LAND ON THE BACK OF THE GRIFFIN ATTACKING US
DM: Roll acrobatics!
DM: …….. Oh dear… Um… I’m trying to find a way to save you.
Me: Don’t, just let it happen.
BeeDee, WHO HAS FEATHERFALL BUT FORGOT: CAN’T OUR WIZARD DO SOMETHING?
Me: As I fall I do one last ditch effort. I pull the rope from my pack and try to lasso the critter as I fall
DM: You have to roll higher than 12
Me: I scream “yeaaahhh later fuckersss!!!” as I dangle from the flying griffin and fly away
DM: Your boss yells back that you won’t get paid if you die
Me: After we land, I try to wrassle the griffin again.
DM: YOU’RE NOT KEEPING THIS GRIFFIN AS A PET DAMN IT